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Stripperella 013 - Man into Were-Beaver 2

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00:00ДАРНИТ!
00:03Ммм, номер 2.
00:04Hey, Larry, how's it shaking?
00:06Oh, man, I had a rough night.
00:08I don't remember anything.
00:10This morning I woke up in the woods.
00:12I was naked and covered in sawdust and blood,
00:15and my face was full of splinters,
00:17and my breath smelled like wood.
00:19Oh, no big deal.
00:20That happens to me all the time.
00:21Man, I can't wait to get off work.
00:23I'm gonna check out that new roller coaster at Jollyland.
00:25Wanna go?
00:26Oh, no thanks.
00:27Last time I went on a roller coaster,
00:29I was sitting behind this overweight lady whose seat belt broke,
00:32and we went through one of those low tunnels,
00:34and she got decapitated.
00:35I spent the rest of the ride with her severed head in my lap,
00:38and since then I just had this thing about roller coasters.
00:41And overweight people.
00:42You sure you don't wanna go?
00:43The roller coaster's made entirely out of wood.
00:45Can you imagine how much wood they used?
00:48I mean, just think about all that wood.
00:50Wood, huh?
00:51Hey, it's a little stuffy in here.
00:53Why don't I open the window and let a little moonlight in?
00:56Sure.
00:57A little moonlight would be nice.
01:00Wow, look at that moon.
01:02Would you say that's a half moon?
01:03Nah.
01:04More like three-quarters watts and press.
01:05Yeah, definitely a three-quarters watts and press.
01:09Hey, you aren't Larry.
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