00:00Pork sucking pansioner scores again
00:10This time it's Forrest's turn
00:15Falcon it comes to love power
00:20And pulling much younger partners
00:22Scarface isn't just any bloke
00:24He's a full-blown reptilian rock star
00:28If you think Leonardo DiCaprio's got a type
00:32Wait till you see HRH cruise by
00:37With another blonde half his age and twice as fierce
00:41Think DiCaprio with less yacht and more snout
00:46He doesn't need red carpets or designer suits
00:51Just a good current and a willing young lady
00:55With stars in her eyes and a tail twitching
00:58Some say he's the crocodilian Clooney
01:03Others call him the swampy Sean Penn
01:06But let's be honest, he's in a league of his own
01:10He's part apex predator
01:14Part sugar daddy and all smooth moves
01:18When he glides past the bank
01:21The young ladies don't run, they follow
01:25Because once you go ancient silver scale
01:30More flabs than abs, pot belly
01:32Slow moving, apparently
01:34You never go back
01:37He's playing bushland bingo
01:41With the ladies
01:42And every number's a winner
01:45Because keeping the ladies happy
01:48Isn't just a hobby
01:50It's his public service
01:52Aging gracefully
01:53Nah mate
01:54He's aging disgracefully
01:57And loving every scandalous second of it
02:00Keeping with your heart
02:02Let's be honest
02:13I'm sure you're not
