00:00Hello, everybody!
00:03Philadelphia, the birthplace of our nation.
00:06Could it be the birthplace of a new love?
00:08Oh, baby, am I boned up.
00:12Who are you people?
00:13Oh, hi. We're your volunteers.
00:15Get the hell out of here.
00:16Are you pissing in that locker?
00:17I drink so much coffee.
00:19When we get at the chest compressions,
00:20should I take your shirt off or should you take mine off?
00:23I got it.
00:24It's overwhelming, the smell that's coming off of you.
00:26That's a testicular fluid, scientifically proven to intimidate males
00:29and drive females wild.
00:31Human females?
00:33It's time we boil down to our core values.
00:36Well, this has a much better vibe.
00:38You're just talking about the vibe?
00:40Um...
00:41We're leaving!
00:44So help me, God!
00:45Pick it up, Grandpa!
00:46We will get this right!
00:50Thank you, Wes!
00:51Thank you, Chef!
00:52Thank you, Wes!
00:53Thank you, Chef!
00:54This is thrilling.
00:55Welcome to the Golden Bachelors season finale!
01:00Can't wait to find a grade-A, prime-cut, piece of...
01:06to love.
01:09Her name is Cockchua.
01:11Her catchphrase was...
01:13Shoo on that thang!
01:14Shoo on that thang!
01:15Shoo on that thang!
01:16She's it!
01:17What?
01:18I pick her.
01:19What?
01:20She's
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