Rold Gold Responds To Dot's With New Doritos Cool Ranch Collab

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00:00Alright everybody, welcome back to the Snack Boys, I'm Eddie, he's Clem, and today we will

00:03be reviewing Rolled Gold Selects Pretzel Twist Oven Baked Doritos Cool Range.

00:10Mouthful, Ed.

00:11It is a mouthful.

00:12I've had recently the garlic parmesan of these, and they are addicting.

00:17There is a chemical that they put in it that truly makes even the most will-powered person

00:24not be able to put them down, so needless to say I'm interested.

00:27It's like the Lay's Bet You Can't Eat Just One, and you try to do it and you're just like

00:32This is their response, this is Rolled Gold response to dots, right?

00:35It feels like it.

00:36Yes, a positive percent, that's exactly what it is.

00:40My brain went off too, so that's just our snack brains just kind of get involved.

00:45And if you're Rolled Gold, you're Frito Lay, you've got to say, you know what, let's throw

00:48all the big heavy hitters, we're going to throw some Cool Ranch flavoring at them because that's

00:52one of their nukes that they have.

00:54For sure.

00:55How does it smell?

00:56Oh yeah.

00:57There's a little bit of butter in there.

00:58Initially I wasn't getting the Cool Ranch.

01:00I got a little bit, I got some butter, and I definitely got some Cool Ranch.

01:04It's one of those things, Clem, where I couldn't really compute Cool Ranch with something else

01:24because they did this with Lay's before.

01:26Yes.

01:27The same problem, although I think it works better on this than the Lay's.

01:30It's like when you had the Funyun flavor on the potato chips, right?

01:34Stuff like that.

01:35It definitely throws your brain for a loop.

01:37Are you a Cool Ranch guy number one?

01:39Are you a nacho guy?

01:40What's your player?

01:41What's your number one Dorito?

01:421A, 1B.

01:43They're both my children.

01:44I love them both.

01:45This is what I tell my kids.

01:47I love you the same.

01:49I like one of you more than the other depending on what you've done lately.

01:52It's the truest thing of all time.

01:53You truly do love your kids equally, but you do like one more than others.

01:57So I can see that.

01:58I'm a nacho guy personally.

01:59I got Cool Ranch, maybe my three now, now that the purple bag is up there.

02:03You know I'm a purple bag guy, but I still love Cool Ranch.

02:06Still hammer them.

02:07Yeah, I think these just don't really do much for me.

02:13Like they're living off the Cool Ranch name right here.

02:17They might even, would you say it's definitely Cool Ranch or do you think they just threw ranch

02:21on here and then put the Doritos Cool because they're Lay's and couldn't do it?

02:26It probably is.

02:27I think probably the former, but I get what you're saying.

02:30I think if we did a thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs medium instead of a scoreboard right

02:35there, a three for a loop, I'd probably go medium.

02:37Those are not bad.

02:38I'd eat the shit out of these.

02:39No problem.

02:40No questions asked.

02:41But they're nothing that you need to run out and go by, in my opinion.

02:47You want to know my player comp?

02:48Mm-hmm.

02:49Ken Griffey Jr.

02:50You're on the Reds.

02:51Still can hit some bombs, right?

02:53But the Doritos Cool Ranch is fucking on the Mariners.

02:57Coolest shit in the world.

02:58Absolute star.

03:00Still has the kick in there of the Cool Ranch, but it's just not the same.

03:04Now, we're elevating the pretzel industry though.

03:07Everyone's winning.

03:08For sure.

03:09This is a great style of pretzel.

03:11I like that they're trying new seasonings.

03:13Like I said, it's not anything that I don't like about it.

03:17It's just...

03:18You just don't have to run out and buy this.

03:20That's the whole side.

03:21Agreed.

03:22If...

03:23What would you say the Parm?

03:24Is the Parm kind of in the same boat or even better?

03:26Parms almost taste vaguely similar.

03:28Weirdly similar?

03:29There's the chemical that makes you...

03:30Yeah.

03:31I am kind of like going back.

03:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:33For sure.

03:34They got that in there for sure.

03:35It's alright.

03:36There you go.

03:37That's the review.

03:38That's all.

03:39That's what we're doing.

03:40I'm going to get a lot of pressure.

03:41Don't stay away.

03:42That guy is good here.

03:43I nothing to do here.

03:44I'm going back.

03:45I'm going back.

03:46I'm going to keep going.

03:47You know?

03:48I'm going back.

03:49You know?

03:50And the one that we have for sure is the Fournier Minus.

03:52That's the five people that you are living in on a planet.

03:55I'm probably getting together.

03:56You know?

03:57The seven people that never know about it.

03:58You know?

03:59Yeah.

04:01The two people that are on a planet of,

04:03I was about to start thinking about it.

04:05The two people that are on a planet of a planet of love.

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