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  • 18/06/2025
Charlie and Jason catch the mysterious squatter, only to find it's Craig.
Charlie sends Craig packing as Kevin and Sally watch on.

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00:00Hey!
00:13Get up!
00:14What are you doing?
00:15Get up!
00:19Not you again.
00:23You never give up, do you?
00:25Why should I? It's our house.
00:28We're only here cos you've nicked it off us.
00:30I thought you were in Bournemouth.
00:32Yeah, well, you know what I thought did.
00:34Nah, don't get clever with me, sunshine.
00:36Well, what, you gonna use that on me?
00:38Don't tempt me.
00:39Now, I'll have those keys back now, please.
00:42I only asked politely once.
00:45It's my house.
00:47It's mine, Craig.
00:49Now, give me the keys.
00:56Then get out.
00:57When am I gonna stay?
00:58Not my problem.
01:04Am I too much to smell you round here, I get...
01:06What's going on?
01:08I'll do what I want, when I want, and you're not gonna stop me.
01:11I'm warning you, I don't care about your hard luck stories.
01:13You frighten Tracey once more and you'll know about it.
01:15Craig, what are you doing?
01:16She's just a dirty little tartan.
01:18You?
01:19Used to thieving scumbag.
01:20Leave him, Charlie.
01:21Cheeky little pillock.
01:22What's he doing here?
01:23Squatching on my property, that's what.
01:24And how long's that been going on for?
01:25Well, I found him just now, but he's been here at least a week.
01:27So where's he gone now?
01:28Don't care, do I?
01:29Don't care, do I?
01:30What?
01:31Oh, I...
01:32I found him all night on the ground.
01:33I'm fine now.
01:34I found him out of the hatch.
01:35Yeah, he's gone out here at least just now, but he's been here at least a week.
01:36So where's he gone now?
01:37Don't care, do I?

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