Corrie Lou & Mick Michaelis vs Daisy Midgley & Jenny Connor 14th March 2025

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Daisy's appalled to see Mick and Lou loved up in the cafe like nothing happened. Daisy refuses to serve Mick at the Rovers until he apologises for yesterday. He calls her a nutjob and is seen off by Jenny. Daisy tells Lou that Mick came onto her yesterday. Mick retorts that it was the other way around and, believing her husband, Lou goes for Daisy, calling her a homewrecker. Jenny stops Lou from climbing over the bar to get to Daisy. Lou drags Mick home when Jenny backs up her stepdaughter's version of events.

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00:00Jobs, it's not worse than a coffee you can swig from the off.

00:02Oh, I mean, how's that a treat?

00:04Yeah, it's starting cold before you can say sugar or sweetener.

00:06He's right.

00:07You two want to get out more.

00:09Oi!

00:10Way too early for the funnies, you.

00:15What's he like?

00:18All right?

00:20I see you two kissed and made up, then.

00:21Always do.

00:30Bottle a beer.

00:37I didn't hear the P word.

00:40Pronto.

00:43Why not misery gots?

00:46Eh, my beer.

00:49Yeah, it's weird.

00:50Bad manners.

00:51They give me this sense of paralysis.

00:54Bottle a beer, please.

00:57See, that wasn't so hard, was it?

00:58Now I just need the S word and we're good to go.

01:01What have I got to be sorry for?

01:03You said come see my puppies.

01:06I'm sorry, I must have knocked my head and not realised.

01:09It goes without saying, keep your gob shut.

01:12Like I'd want anyone to know.

01:14My missus is my right arm.

01:16You were going to cheat on her without a second thought.

01:18It's just as well it came to me senses.

01:20Nah.

01:21I wasn't feeling it.

01:23Your anger when I knocked you back.

01:25Who do you think you're talking to?

01:26I'm not only talking to you, I'm serving you alcohol.

01:30Which I can decide not to do any time I please.

01:32Is that clear?

01:33Is this your headmistress act?

01:36If you can't act like a civilised human being, then you will be barred.

01:41You're right up yourself, you, aren't you?

01:43There had to be a catch you looking like that.

01:44You're a nut job.

01:46Look, I'll be in here as and when I feel like it.

01:49And if you won't serve me, I'll get behind there and serve myself.

01:52Is that clear?

01:53Okay, you need to leave now.

01:55Oh, here's your mate.

01:57It's a doolally duo.

01:58Get out now before I call the police.

02:02You ordered a bottle of beer, officer, but you forgot to say please cuff him.

02:06You're a joke.

02:08Pair of you.

02:09Cheers, love.

02:17You grab us a table, babe.

02:23Have a bottle of beer and a Bacardi and Diet Coke, please.

02:26With a capital P.

02:28Coming up.

02:31Face on it.

02:32You can pretend all you want.

02:34I could have given you a right seeing two yesterday.

02:36Today you were gagging prep.

02:37Excuse me.

02:41Lou, is it?

02:43Did you know that we had to kick your husband out of here a couple hours ago?

02:48You what?

02:49Yeah, see, the thing is...

02:50Mistake.

02:51Is that he came on to me yesterday.

02:52In her dreams.

02:54He did what?

02:55And then he's back in here at opening time telling me not to blab to you or else.

03:00Did you try it on with her?

03:01She came on to me.

03:04She was fuming when I knocked her back.

03:05Why would I lie?

03:10Oh, I don't know.

03:11Because you can't stand to see a happy couple.

03:14Homewrecker.

03:14Hey, no.

03:16No.

03:16Are you joking?

03:17Come on, you think you're trying to...

03:18Come on, you think you're trying to...

03:18Look.

03:20I am not the one you should be battering here.

03:22Oh, you think you're so much better than the rest of us, don't you?

03:24Well, I'll show you, you stuck-up little slapper.

03:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

03:27What do you think you're playing at?

03:28I'm going to bounce her stupid head off the bar.

03:29Right, you, you...

03:30You try it, and I will hit you that hard.

03:33They'll be picking your teeth at the dartboard for next month.

03:35Oh, really?

03:36Hmm.

03:36So it's all right for Barbie here to throw herself at my fella

03:38and then try and pin the blame on him?

03:40Throw herself at him?

03:41The minute you were at the door yesterday,

03:43he were all over her like a randy retriever.

03:46Thought I was going to have to tuck a bucket of water over him.

03:48She better not be telling it through.

03:49Come on, you're not going to listen to her.

03:50They're in it together.

03:51You know, my advice, love.

03:53Go and find yourself a fella who treats you with a bit more respect.

03:56Now do one pair of you.

03:58Hold on.

03:59Now.

04:01Come on.

04:06You all right?

04:10Yeah.

04:11You all right?

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