00:00Jobs, it's not worse than a coffee you can swig from the off.
00:02Oh, I mean, how's that a treat?
00:04Yeah, it's starting cold before you can say sugar or sweetener.
00:06He's right.
00:07You two want to get out more.
00:09Oi!
00:10Way too early for the funnies, you.
00:15What's he like?
00:18All right?
00:20I see you two kissed and made up, then.
00:21Always do.
00:30Bottle a beer.
00:37I didn't hear the P word.
00:40Pronto.
00:43Why not misery gots?
00:46Eh, my beer.
00:49Yeah, it's weird.
00:50Bad manners.
00:51They give me this sense of paralysis.
00:54Bottle a beer, please.
00:57See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
00:58Now I just need the S word and we're good to go.
01:01What have I got to be sorry for?
01:03You said come see my puppies.
01:06I'm sorry, I must have knocked my head and not realised.
01:09It goes without saying, keep your gob shut.
01:12Like I'd want anyone to know.
01:14My missus is my right arm.
01:16You were going to cheat on her without a second thought.
01:18It's just as well it came to me senses.
01:20Nah.
01:21I wasn't feeling it.
01:23Your anger when I knocked you back.
01:25Who do you think you're talking to?
01:26I'm not only talking to you, I'm serving you alcohol.
01:30Which I can decide not to do any time I please.
01:32Is that clear?
01:33Is this your headmistress act?
01:36If you can't act like a civilised human being, then you will be barred.
01:41You're right up yourself, you, aren't you?
01:43There had to be a catch you looking like that.
01:44You're a nut job.
01:46Look, I'll be in here as and when I feel like it.
01:49And if you won't serve me, I'll get behind there and serve myself.
01:52Is that clear?
01:53Okay, you need to leave now.
01:55Oh, here's your mate.
01:57It's a doolally duo.
01:58Get out now before I call the police.
02:02You ordered a bottle of beer, officer, but you forgot to say please cuff him.
02:06You're a joke.
02:08Pair of you.
02:09Cheers, love.
02:17You grab us a table, babe.
02:23Have a bottle of beer and a Bacardi and Diet Coke, please.
02:26With a capital P.
02:28Coming up.
02:31Face on it.
02:32You can pretend all you want.
02:34I could have given you a right seeing two yesterday.
02:36Today you were gagging prep.
02:37Excuse me.
02:41Lou, is it?
02:43Did you know that we had to kick your husband out of here a couple hours ago?
02:48You what?
02:49Yeah, see, the thing is...
02:50Mistake.
02:51Is that he came on to me yesterday.
02:52In her dreams.
02:54He did what?
02:55And then he's back in here at opening time telling me not to blab to you or else.
03:00Did you try it on with her?
03:01She came on to me.
03:04She was fuming when I knocked her back.
03:05Why would I lie?
03:10Oh, I don't know.
03:11Because you can't stand to see a happy couple.
03:14Homewrecker.
03:14Hey, no.
03:16No.
03:16Are you joking?
03:17Come on, you think you're trying to...
03:18Come on, you think you're trying to...
03:18Look.
03:20I am not the one you should be battering here.
03:22Oh, you think you're so much better than the rest of us, don't you?
03:24Well, I'll show you, you stuck-up little slapper.
03:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:27What do you think you're playing at?
03:28I'm going to bounce her stupid head off the bar.
03:29Right, you, you...
03:30You try it, and I will hit you that hard.
03:33They'll be picking your teeth at the dartboard for next month.
03:35Oh, really?
03:36Hmm.
03:36So it's all right for Barbie here to throw herself at my fella
03:38and then try and pin the blame on him?
03:40Throw herself at him?
03:41The minute you were at the door yesterday,
03:43he were all over her like a randy retriever.
03:46Thought I was going to have to tuck a bucket of water over him.
03:48She better not be telling it through.
03:49Come on, you're not going to listen to her.
03:50They're in it together.
03:51You know, my advice, love.
03:53Go and find yourself a fella who treats you with a bit more respect.
03:56Now do one pair of you.
03:58Hold on.
03:59Now.
04:01Come on.
04:06You all right?
04:10Yeah.
04:11You all right?
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