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00:00出來了啦

00:02幹什麼啦幹什麼啦

00:04一回來你就錄光

00:05我發現我們的帳目有一點問題耶

00:08今天要查一查

00:11那你要看帳門嗎

00:12我要看帳門

00:14打開

00:16好啦可以看

00:23帳怎麼不對

00:28我不想告訴你帳位怎麼不對

00:30你你

00:32你什麼意思

00:34你跟我說什麼啦

00:37你知不知道

00:38那些錢

00:39都是由來給你買中藥了啦

00:41給你補身體啦

00:43我經常看到你晚上起來上廁所

00:44吃素那麼多

00:45我就想悄悄給你治啊

00:47可是

00:48可是誰知道你今天查照

00:50我悄悄的去找了一個

00:51非常出美的老中醫幫你去買藥

00:53這事情你都爛了嗎

00:55你棒了嗎

00:56你為什麼會這樣對我

01:00這幾個多不是對了

01:04那好

01:06所以我對不起你

01:08我現在是怎樣

01:11是要開除我嗎

01:12你喜歡嗎

01:13你喜歡嗎

01:13我喜歡

01:22給我戴上吧

01:23臉子短了啦

01:27我喜歡

01:28大翔

01:30你對我的新衣我知道了

01:32可是

01:32我都能一辈子当你的保姆啊

01:34就是这样

01:35你跟名称名誉说一下

01:36我们俩结婚好不好

01:38然后房子

01:39你加上我的名字

01:40好吗

01:41这个

01:42把项链也还我吧

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