00:00I joined this here army to join in the fun, a jab and a jab and hunting the hun, and look at the job that they hand out to me.
00:20K.P. K.P. K.P. and K.P.
00:33Police in the camp, oh the trouble, it's mine. You get through with this, then they stand you in line.
00:41They jab you for this, then they jab you for that.
00:50If you're asking me, it's a pain in the prat.
01:03If I ran this army, boy I'm telling you, I'd make a few changes, that's just what I'd do.
01:18Say, who in the bloomin' blue blazers are you?
01:25Technical fairy, first class.
01:28I heard you saying that every tank stank, that you'd run things different if you had more rank.
01:33So a technical fairy, I got a good notion.
01:36I'll give you a chance, pal. Here's a promotion.
01:41Ah shucks, have another.
01:43Your master serge, super serge, who put he do? Your boss in the works. Now take over, safu.
01:50Important announcement.
01:53Attention each tent. This camp is now run under new management.
01:58Relaxation. More money. These are my aims. A new D.I. issue. Each guy gets two days.
02:08Hey!
02:13Hooray for Snappoo, gives us all limousines. No more drill, no salutes.
02:20No more cleaning latrines.
02:23Look me over, Jackson. This is really all root.
02:27Snappoo lets you dress up in the suit that is newt.
02:33Ain't this well? I fixed things. I told you I could.
02:36What a camp. No more discipline.
02:38Boy, am I good.
02:44I beg pardon, sir. Would you hear all that, Holland? I got a suspicion.
02:47The joinments are coming!
02:50The joinments? The joinments are all right at them poops.
02:53Let me at them joinments. Say, where are my troops?
02:57Troops! Troops!
03:01And us!
03:03No use. They ain't trained, and they got no morale.
03:07Your army's a washout, my point for the pill.
03:10No use.
03:11Let's go!
03:14Let me at them.
03:16You don't have to beware!
03:17They have to be able to get a trap!
03:19You can't be a trap!
03:22Let's go!
03:32OK!
03:33Let's go!
03:35The moral, Snafu, is the harder you like, the sooner we're gonna beat Hitler, that yike.
04:05The moral, Snafu, is the harder you like, the sooner we're gonna beat Hitler, that yike.
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