00:00The End
00:30Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero
00:38With these guns I have nothing to fear-o
00:41My guns are the best, they can meet any test
00:45Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero
00:47Oh, I'm the world's best damn fighting machine-o
00:53Them Nazis will learn what I mean-o
00:56My wonderful guns will murder them bums
01:00And I'll bury them in the latrino
01:03Stick them up or I'll blow your brains out!
01:26Ach, what a rifle!
01:30Come around!
01:34Hmm, that rifle looks just a bit gooey
01:37If you think I am scared, you plums screwy
01:40Go on, fire away, buck!
01:42Your damn gun's full of muck
01:44When nothing comes out but just hooey
01:46Oh, what a gun I'm defeated!
02:10Such a gun just can't be beaten!
02:13That gun was neglected, no water connected, no wonder it got overheated!
02:41Now, in the German army, mein lieber Herr
02:45Our weapons work fine
02:47Cause we give them great care!
02:49Now, I'm sunk, I'm tinkin'
02:53Oh, you're perfectly safe, I am thinking!
02:54Oh, now I'm sunken, I'm thinking.
03:11Oh, you're perfectly safe, I am thinking.
03:14It's musty and dusty and mighty damn rusty.
03:18Conditions inside are just stinking.
03:21Really, they are.
03:33What a dumb cop, what a clown.
03:41Just the kind of boob who lets his battery run down.
03:51So, like all careless gents, he winds up behind fence.
04:04Snafu is the war's greatest.
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