Heaven’s HR Department: Adam, Eve, and the Fruit Incident Report

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Welcome to Heaven’s HR, where every sin comes with paperwork! 😇🍎   Adam’s blaming Eve. Eve’s blaming the snake. The snake? He’s lawyered up.   Watch as Heaven’s angels try to sort out history’s first workplace drama — complete with divine sarcasm, holy confusion, and a talking apple with trust issues.   🙏 Don’t forget to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & SHARE if you laughed harder than Gabriel at the water cooler.

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00:00They are a gift from God.

00:10Look, he has provided.

00:15You two are the reason I had to invent forgiveness.

00:18Can we just go back to gardening?

00:19Sure.

00:20But this time, no snakes, no fruit, and pants are non-negotiable.

00:23Oh, my back.

00:25That's going to leave a mark.

00:26You call that a beating?

00:27I've had tougher tickle fights.

00:29All right, all right.

00:30Save some for the main event, guys.

00:31So if you had to do it all over again, would you still eat the apple?

00:34I thought it was a pear.

00:35Don't listen to him.

00:36It was the snake's fault.

00:37Speaking of, meet Steve.

00:39He's vegan now.

00:40So I was like, forbidden fruit, you say?

00:42Sounds like a challenge.

00:43He really said that.

00:43And then crunch.

00:45Best apple ever.

00:48Did you really think you could get away with calling yourself the son of God?

00:51He looks more like the son of a carpenter to me.

00:53We'll see how divine he is after a few lashes.

00:56So about heaven, right?

00:57You get here, and the Wi-Fi password is eternallove123.

01:01But the signal is strongest by the petting zoo.

01:04Right, that's enough messing about.

01:05Yeah, he's had his fun.

01:07Let's get on with it.

01:08Right, you just wait.

01:14Allow me to demonstrate, amateurs.

01:17Bravo, bravo.

01:18Such skill.

01:20Samson, quit posing and march.

01:22These walls aren't going to fall themselves.

01:27Is that all you've got?

01:29My grandma hits harder.

01:30You call yourself a king?

01:31You look more like a sad donkey.

01:33Hail, king of the...

01:34Ow, my hand.

01:35It's just a simulation, guys.

01:37No real heartbreaks, I promise.

01:38First man.

01:39Likes long walks and gardens.

01:40Allergic to apples.

01:41Strong, independent woman.

01:42Snake trauma survivor.

01:44He said he was the king of the Jews.

01:47Looks more like the king of fools to me.

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