00:00The Emperor Who Made a Horse a Senator. Rome held its breath. Caligula had lost his mind. He didn't
00:06whisper orders to generals. He whispered to Insiders his stallion, fed on gold oats and
00:10bathed in wine. The senators laughed, until one day a marble throne appeared in the Senate with
00:15hoofprints on it. Caligula grinned like a guard and screamed, if they're jackasses, why not a
00:20horse? They feared him, but they couldn't stop him. The Senate turned into a circus, bloodied,
00:24broken, and absurd. Every neigh from Insiders became law. Caligula was spiraling. No one knew.
00:30Then whispers spread. The horse was a joke, but the real punchline was this. Caligula
00:34made him Senator not out of madness, but as a mirror to show Rome that sometimes a horse
00:39rules better than men who buddha is. Sometimes insanity is just clarity that cuts too deep,
00:43and sometimes the beast in the palace walks on two legs.
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