- 6/14/2025
El Chico Que Odio en Español
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00:00:00You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:00:05Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:08We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:00:11What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:00:14What do you remember about me?
00:00:17Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:00:24You're saying you don't remember me?
00:00:26We remember shit we did as dumb teens anyways.
00:00:28I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:00:31Steven.
00:00:32Would appreciate that.
00:00:35Like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:00:39We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:00:48I hate you so much.
00:00:51I want you so bad it scares me.
00:00:58Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:01:12Oh, there's Tristan.
00:01:13There's Tristan.
00:01:15I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:01:19It's also killing me, he said.
00:01:22He's my best friend.
00:01:24She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:01:27Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:01:30Okay.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:37Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:01:41All those feelings last night?
00:01:45Are they just... gone?
00:01:47I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:02:00I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:02:03Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:02:09Oh my god, wait!
00:02:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:13No.
00:02:14I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:16I love you!
00:02:17Bye!
00:02:18No, no, no, no, Ren!
00:02:21You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid...
00:02:24Giant!
00:02:35Never mind, Ren.
00:02:36She's up now.
00:02:43Tristan, long time no see.
00:02:44Mind if we skip the small talk?
00:02:46I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:02:51So, is this your outfit, or...?
00:02:55Just... hold on.
00:03:02I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:03:04We took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Ren for a grad party.
00:03:13I don't remember you at that party.
00:03:16I, uh...
00:03:18Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:03:22Steven.
00:03:23Boyfriend?
00:03:26Is that all your luggage?
00:03:27Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:03:30So...
00:03:33Mind giving me a hand?
00:03:48I got it.
00:03:49We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:03:57That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:03:59Wow, Tristan.
00:04:00You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:04:03Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:06What exactly do you remember?
00:04:11Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:14What exactly do you remember?
00:04:15Not much.
00:04:25Perfect.
00:04:27Makes two of us.
00:04:29You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:34Yeah.
00:04:35Totally.
00:04:37But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:04:41We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:04:44Agreed?
00:04:45Do it yourself.
00:04:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:04:48Steven.
00:04:49Would appreciate that.
00:05:15Everything alright?
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17Uh...
00:05:18I'm just...
00:05:19I'm just worried about Renee.
00:05:20Tell me about it.
00:05:21She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:05:22Does she even know the guy?
00:05:23Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:05:24I guess they're in love.
00:05:25What about you?
00:05:27Me?
00:05:28Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:05:29Yeah, yeah.
00:05:30Yeah.
00:05:31Actually I am.
00:05:32I wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:05:33I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:05:35Yeah, he has work.
00:05:36It's very important.
00:05:37Yeah, more important than you.
00:05:38Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend has a lot of fun.
00:05:39I don't know.
00:05:40I don't know.
00:05:41I don't know.
00:05:42I don't know.
00:05:43I don't know.
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:45No, I don't know.
00:05:46What am I doing?
00:05:47What am I doing?
00:05:48Are you doing?
00:05:49You're doing a job?
00:05:50Yeah.
00:05:51I know.
00:05:52Yeah, actually I am.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55I wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:05:56I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:05:59Yeah, he has work.
00:06:00It's very important.
00:06:01Yeah, more important than you.
00:06:04Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls.
00:06:09so you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do that come on finish your sentence tristian
00:06:18i'm a big girl i was gonna say you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:06:26uh my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely i can't believe you just said
00:06:36that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at stephen's
00:06:41office up here so i can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:06:45you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:06:54stephen turn the phone off you're killing the mood
00:07:07baby i gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks i'm in a meeting
00:07:10what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to hillary
00:07:19night after the wedding kitten hey and if i'd have known she was gonna go to art school i would
00:07:24have never wasted my time
00:07:25tristan what are you doing here i've been gone for over a half hour
00:07:33what happened nothing let's let's go no you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to
00:07:40you no tristan let's just go please before he sees me sammy
00:07:44can i help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:07:55you slimy piece of shit do i know you nah but i know you
00:08:01you're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:08:06do you have any idea who you're talking to
00:08:10how do you even know sam better yet why do you even care
00:08:14let's just say i'm a friend someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking
00:08:19advantage of her kindness kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know and
00:08:26uh also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure
00:08:29you don't deserve to say her name all she ever does is care about you
00:08:34and you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day
00:08:39who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that
00:08:43i'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:08:45i'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:08:49oh my god steven
00:08:53the fuck is wrong with you security
00:08:56get the hell out of my
00:09:00the fuck is wrong with you security
00:09:05you're lucky that's all i do
00:09:08hey if you ever badmouth samantha smiles again
00:09:11if you so much as look at her wrong
00:09:13you won't just be losing a fine art deal
00:09:15you'll be losing teeth
00:09:17got it
00:09:18what the hell was that all about
00:09:27hey i didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend
00:09:30oh you mean you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend
00:09:32god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:09:35why would you just
00:09:36because i don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off
00:09:41why does it piss you off why do you even care
00:09:44because a guy like him doesn't know the real you
00:09:46he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:09:49and i would never do that to you sam because i just
00:09:53i
00:09:53because you what
00:09:57sorry i i just forget it
00:10:03because you what
00:10:09forget it
00:10:11what i want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:10:14i can't
00:10:15okay
00:10:16you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:10:18tristan it's okay
00:10:19no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth
00:10:22look i'll deal with steven later all right
00:10:24i don't want to cause any drama today's big day so i'll just wait after the wedding
00:10:28okay
00:10:29smiles
00:10:32you know you deserve more than this don't you
00:10:34i just want to get out of here
00:10:36okay
00:10:37please
00:10:39fine
00:10:46just don't let me catch you crying again
00:10:49i don't know what i'll do
00:10:51see
00:10:54better
00:10:56hey sammy
00:11:17sorry i didn't pick up earlier honey
00:11:18today was crazy
00:11:20no it's okay
00:11:22no you're busy
00:11:23that plus this random dude
00:11:25came into the office and assaulted me
00:11:27oh no
00:11:28are you all right
00:11:29yeah but it was just so weird
00:11:31it seemed like he knew you
00:11:33big blonde guy
00:11:34kind of looks like a surfer
00:11:35nope doesn't sound familiar
00:11:36uh but i'm glad you're okay
00:11:38yeah i should be all right for the wedding
00:11:39i gotta go
00:11:40have a safe drive honey
00:11:41love you
00:11:42yeah i love you too
00:11:43see you soon
00:11:44don't look at me like that
00:11:47look i'll figure it out after the wedding
00:11:49this isn't forever
00:11:49yeah i heard that one before
00:11:51good night tristan
00:12:14move
00:12:26move
00:12:40just the book about the sexy elves and shit
00:12:46you know what you need
00:12:49a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs
00:12:52i can't even swim
00:12:53then i can just teach you
00:12:55duh
00:12:55i'll never understand how i feel about him
00:13:01to him
00:13:03i'll always just be his baby sister's best friend
00:13:07earth to samantha
00:13:08smiles
00:13:17there's
00:13:20something i've been wanting to tell you
00:13:22yes
00:13:26hey
00:13:29you guys mind if we share at the dock
00:13:35uh sure
00:13:38hey savannah
00:13:56it's samantha
00:13:58oh
00:13:58right
00:13:59for sure
00:14:00um
00:14:02so tristan said you're friends with his sister right
00:14:05you know
00:14:07it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us
00:14:11i don't think he'd listen to me
00:14:14come on sabrina you would be doing us a huge favor
00:14:17girl
00:14:18i can tell you what else is probably huge
00:14:21you don't need me to get him
00:14:24i'm nobody
00:14:25what the fuck's your problem huh
00:14:29what what's your problem
00:14:31please no one actually reads anymore
00:14:33that book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act isn't it
00:14:36what
00:14:37hey
00:14:38hey
00:14:39you want to be different so bad
00:14:42you really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you
00:14:45what
00:14:46oh my god look at her blushing
00:14:48she thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books
00:14:52oh the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:14:56i do not have a crush on him
00:14:58just leave me alone
00:14:59oh yeah
00:15:10is that why you're parading your tits around
00:15:12so the nerdy girl's actually a slut
00:15:14huh
00:15:14hey what the hell's going on
00:15:16you want his attention sweetie
00:15:20well then let us help you
00:15:21hey what the fuck was that
00:15:32she's not coming back up
00:15:40come on
00:15:41oh
00:15:52oh
00:15:54Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:16:20Oh my god, wow Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:16:24Don't fucking touch me.
00:16:25Alright, just get out of here.
00:16:27Babe, come on.
00:16:28It was an accident.
00:16:30We were just messing around.
00:16:31I said get out.
00:16:34Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:16:37Go!
00:16:42Are you hurt?
00:16:44They must have licked me with their nails.
00:16:54Thank you for saving me.
00:17:10Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:17:16It isn't your fault.
00:17:17Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention?
00:17:19God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:17:20You're not a piece of shit.
00:17:22You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:17:25And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:17:30Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:17:32I'm so sorry.
00:17:33I don't know why I just did that.
00:17:35Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:17:38That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:17:43Oh, really?
00:17:45Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:18:00We shouldn't.
00:18:02No, no, no.
00:18:02Ren is my best friend.
00:18:03You kissed me first, remember?
00:18:06I know, but you're her older brother.
00:18:10And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:18:12I...
00:18:12But...
00:18:13But...
00:18:14You're not just any girl.
00:18:17And...
00:18:22Forget everyone else.
00:18:26It's just...
00:18:28You and me.
00:18:28Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:36I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:18:38Was that a yes or no?
00:18:46I want you.
00:18:48Tristan.
00:18:48Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:58Do you want me?
00:19:18Don't.
00:19:40Don't.
00:19:42Don't.
00:19:43It's fine.
00:19:44No.
00:19:44I don't.
00:19:45I don't.
00:19:45I don't.
00:19:47Have you ever done this before?
00:19:55I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:20:17Sam, where were you?
00:20:31Where were you?
00:20:32I went to the bathroom.
00:20:34I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:20:39I lost track of time at the lake.
00:20:42You were asleep when I got back.
00:20:47The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:20:52You brought me this.
00:20:54So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:20:58Wren, I...
00:20:59Do they think I'm stupid?
00:21:00Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:21:03It's all anyone does.
00:21:04It's always about Tristan.
00:21:06Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:21:14You would never do that to me.
00:21:16Right, Sam?
00:21:17You're my friend because you love me.
00:21:20Of course.
00:21:21You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:27You know I hate him.
00:21:28We both hate him.
00:21:29He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:21:34Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:37And he never will.
00:21:42Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:44And he never will.
00:21:45I know I can trust you.
00:21:48Always, Wren.
00:21:49Come on.
00:21:50It's me and you.
00:21:53Do that.
00:21:54There they go.
00:22:01Should we go with Golden Boy again?
00:22:03Attention, everyone.
00:22:05We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:22:08You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:22:12My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:22:15He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:22:22Isn't that right, son?
00:22:23Yes, sir.
00:22:24Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:22:37Oh, great.
00:22:38The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:22:42Hey?
00:22:44Whoa, are you okay?
00:22:46You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:22:48You want his attention, sweetie?
00:22:49Well, then let us help you.
00:22:54Yeah, oh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:22:59God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:23:01I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:23:03You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:06Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:23:08Okay.
00:23:12Hey, Tristan, can I talk to you?
00:23:14I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:23:17I'll...
00:23:19say.
00:23:20Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:23:22Need something?
00:23:23No.
00:23:25Never mind.
00:23:26Just...
00:23:28forget it.
00:23:31Forget it.
00:23:31Forget it.
00:23:32I knew you'd come around.
00:23:59Want to take this to your room?
00:24:02Not in the mood.
00:24:16I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:24:24Tristan!
00:24:25Come on!
00:24:26Open up, it's already 10.
00:24:27We've got to get on the road!
00:24:28If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:24:33my fist!
00:24:37Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:39Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:43Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:45Put some clothes on.
00:24:46The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:24:48Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:51If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:57Shut up!
00:24:58There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:25:00Put that on.
00:25:02God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:25:05Gee, thanks.
00:25:06Well, just paying back the favor.
00:25:08Consider us even now.
00:25:09Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:25:18Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:25:20No.
00:25:21Why would I be?
00:25:23Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:25:24It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:25:26It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:25:30We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:25:32You can't tease me like this.
00:25:35What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:25:37What if I'm serious?
00:25:38Tristan Montgomery being serious?
00:25:41I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:43Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:48It's in a scar.
00:25:53We should, uh, get going.
00:25:58Meet you outside.
00:26:08We're out of gas.
00:26:09Don't worry about it.
00:26:10I filled up yesterday.
00:26:14Hey.
00:26:15Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:26:17Got gas last night.
00:26:18We were taking your depression nap.
00:26:19We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:26:22Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:26:23Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:26:34So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:26:38I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:26:39Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:26:41No harm in some conversation, right?
00:26:43It's basically just school and work.
00:26:46And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:26:48You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:26:50As much as I'd like to.
00:26:52I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:26:56What about you?
00:26:57I own my own business.
00:26:59Cleaning pools.
00:27:00How did that happen?
00:27:02A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar
00:27:05complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:27:08Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy
00:27:11to make her husband jealous.
00:27:13That's where I came in.
00:27:14Sounds like a bad porno.
00:27:16A bad porno?
00:27:17Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:27:20Hey, uh, Smiles, are you still awake?
00:27:36Hey.
00:27:42Hey.
00:27:43Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:27:46Do you have any aspirin?
00:27:48Yeah, come in.
00:28:09You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:28:13I'm sorry.
00:28:15I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:28:21How did you get it?
00:28:23Playing football?
00:28:23I remember it was raining.
00:28:26I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:28:33I woke up in the hospital, and I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of everywhere.
00:28:39That was the last time I played college ball.
00:28:42I lost my scholarship.
00:28:44I'm so sorry.
00:28:45I'm so sorry.
00:28:45I was so sorry.
00:28:46I didn't know you had that scarlet.
00:28:49But then I was like a bad boy.
00:28:49I was so sorry.
00:28:50I was like, I was like a bitch.
00:28:50You'll know me.
00:28:51Hey.
00:28:52I don't remember you.
00:28:52I was like a boy.
00:28:53I don't remember you, I don't remember you.
00:28:53You still got the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:28:55I don't remember you, I don't remember you.
00:28:58I don't remember you.
00:28:59Thank you for the aspirin.
00:29:08I'm going to let you get some sleep, all right?
00:29:11I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:29:19What can I get for you?
00:29:20Just two coffees, please.
00:29:23So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:29:25You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:29No, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:29:32He's her older brother.
00:29:33So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:29:35No, I have a boyfriend.
00:29:37Well, that's complicated.
00:29:38But Tristan and I aren't.
00:29:39I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:29:42He doesn't even remember.
00:29:45Oh, sweet pea.
00:29:47You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:29:52wouldn't remember something like that?
00:29:55Think again.
00:29:56Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:30:04Hey.
00:30:07Anything sound good?
00:30:08What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:30:11Uh, what do you mean?
00:30:15I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:30:22Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:28What do you remember about me?
00:30:38I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear, especially the last one.
00:30:47I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:30:56Did some stupid shit there?
00:30:59I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:31:03You know what else I remember?
00:31:05I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:31:10Oh, really?
00:31:12Is that it?
00:31:14What's that supposed to mean?
00:31:18Nothing.
00:31:20You are completely right, Smiles.
00:31:25That's exactly what I am.
00:31:26Did we just run out of gas?
00:31:44I filled up three hours ago.
00:31:52I told you this would happen.
00:31:53We're out of gas.
00:31:55No, we're not.
00:31:56For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:31:59Oh, yeah?
00:31:59How do you know?
00:32:00I know my car.
00:32:01My God.
00:32:04Do we have a problem?
00:32:06You are my problem.
00:32:08My best friend is getting married in three days, and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:32:11you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:32:12I know my car, because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything!
00:32:20What do you want me to say?
00:32:23That it's my fault?
00:32:25Fine.
00:32:25It's my fucking fault.
00:32:27This whole mess is my fault.
00:32:29God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:32:31Should have just told Ren no.
00:32:32Agreed to what?
00:32:37Ren talked you into this.
00:32:40Didn't she?
00:32:41You didn't want to drive me.
00:32:44Sam.
00:32:48Sam.
00:32:48No, no, I'm sorry.
00:32:50I'm sorry.
00:32:50I didn't mean it.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:53Hey.
00:32:58I'm frustrated, too.
00:33:03We're in this together.
00:33:04All right?
00:33:06You and me.
00:33:07What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:33:24You two are real lucky I found you.
00:33:26Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:33:30We'll take a look in the morning.
00:33:31For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:33:33Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:33:35Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:33:38I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:33:40You have my word, miss.
00:33:42Thank you so much, sir.
00:33:44Ah.
00:33:45Just call me Bob.
00:33:46So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:33:51We're on our way to New York.
00:33:52My best friend's getting married.
00:33:54Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:33:55I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:33:58Don't you agree, son?
00:34:00One hundred percent.
00:34:09How can I help you tonight?
00:34:10Uh, two rooms, please.
00:34:12Mm-hmm.
00:34:12Oh, shoot.
00:34:15I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:34:22I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:34:28That's okay.
00:34:30We'll just go somewhere else.
00:34:31Thanks.
00:34:33Uh, sir?
00:34:35We're the only spot in town.
00:34:38Everything else is over three hours.
00:34:42One room will be fine.
00:34:51Look, it's just one night.
00:34:53Sorry I was being silly.
00:35:07So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:35:09I...
00:35:11I...
00:35:12I think it's better if we don't.
00:35:16Just forget it.
00:35:24Sorry.
00:35:27About what I said at the cafe earlier.
00:35:29I didn't mean it.
00:35:31I know.
00:35:31Good night, Sam.
00:35:44Hey, honey.
00:35:46Sorry I haven't called.
00:35:46I've been caught up at the office.
00:35:48How's the drive been?
00:35:49Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:35:52The car broke down and we had to...
00:35:53That's nice.
00:35:54Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:35:56My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:35:59I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:36:01Are you kidding?
00:36:02I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:36:04You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:36:06Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:36:08I can't tell my boss no.
00:36:10He needs me.
00:36:10Yeah, well what about what I need?
00:36:11Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:36:14I mean, no, no, no.
00:36:15We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:36:17God, how could you?
00:36:18I...
00:36:18I mean, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:48I mean, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:18I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:48What was that?
00:38:00What was that?
00:38:02Huh?
00:38:02Oh, nothing.
00:38:03My co-worker just said something.
00:38:05Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down,
00:38:06but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:38:08Okay?
00:38:09See you soon.
00:38:09hey you okay what happened steven's not coming to the wedding
00:38:22broke up with him what are you gonna say i told you so you should have dumped him from the start
00:38:30smiles you dumbass sam no i'm sorry no everything in my life is falling apart i don't want to hear
00:38:37some bullshit like i'm sorry okay just just wait no i should have never agreed to this i should have
00:38:41said no i should have sam sam
00:38:44sam
00:38:58god let me go you fucking jerk will you just stop i'm trying to help
00:39:07why because because why because you can't swim you remember
00:39:15sam just listen don't you lie to me tristan you do remember lake the night of the cabin
00:39:21everything don't you yes i remember
00:39:26sam where are you going
00:39:37sam where are you going get as far away from you as i can also i can swim now asshole
00:39:45sam just stop samantha
00:39:48yeah all right yeah be right there
00:39:57fuck
00:40:03i picked up the car
00:40:27Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:40:37We're not going to leave until we...
00:40:42Talk.
00:40:46I don't feel like talking.
00:40:50What are you doing?
00:40:54I don't know.
00:40:57But I don't want to think anymore.
00:41:00Never.
00:41:08How much have you had to drink?
00:41:10Doesn't matter.
00:41:15You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:41:18Things I've never felt before.
00:41:21I hate you so much.
00:41:23But I want you so bad it scares me.
00:41:27It scares me.
00:41:28Oh, my God.
00:41:58Sorry, I can't
00:42:20Are you hungry
00:42:28Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:42:37Like what?
00:42:39Like you not talking to me
00:42:40Not even looking at me
00:42:43Is this all because of last night?
00:42:50Hey, answer me
00:42:52Yes
00:42:54Yes
00:42:58This is exactly how it'll be
00:43:02If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face
00:43:05I can handle words, but I can't
00:43:07What mean there's just me like that?
00:43:10Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:43:12Hey, hey, hey
00:43:13You think I don't want you?
00:43:16You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:43:20I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you
00:43:23And last night
00:43:25I almost lost control
00:43:28But you were drunk and
00:43:31I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that
00:43:34Hey
00:43:39I want you, Tristan
00:43:54I want you, Tristan
00:44:06I want you, Tristan
00:44:17Uh
00:44:18hey so one room or two um one room please
00:44:32here you go you gotta use the bathroom away wait can i use your phone mine died in the pool
00:44:42tell her say hi tristopher you low-life sack of shit tell me where you are right now
00:44:49renee it's me oh my god sam where the hell have you been loca i fell in a pool it's a long story
00:44:56but i i'm really sorry renee don't be i'm sorry i haven't called i've been so caught up with this
00:45:01wedding planning bullshit god i wish you could have been here to make it easier so used to us
00:45:05telling each other everything yeah about that i'm sure my brother gets you here in one piece okay
00:45:11love you
00:45:12everything good yeah yeah everything's fine
00:45:19you okay been all quiet since you got off the phone with renee look i think whatever this thing is
00:45:30it's probably best if we stop it here what why is this because renee yesterday was a mistake
00:45:41and it can't happen again really was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too
00:45:51i don't know you tell me no you tell me you want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces
00:45:59let's do it what are you talking about you're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin
00:46:03there's some stupid shit there you're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex
00:46:09i hate tristan tristan's a fuckboy tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:46:16ring any bells you heard renee and i that morning
00:46:21did you mean it of course i didn't then why'd you say it why'd you push me away and why'd you spend
00:46:31five years avoiding me renee is my best friend and she you didn't know what it was like for her
00:46:37growing up in your shadow i just i didn't want to hurt her god i'm sorry i just i don't regret last night
00:46:47and i do want to tell ren i just i'm so tired of secrets
00:46:52yeah it's okay i get it
00:47:00you're not the only one keeping secrets
00:47:04you're not the only one keeping secrets
00:47:10i uh came to drop off some things at the house and i saw my dad with his assistant
00:47:22my parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but my mom's a fucking mess
00:47:33i feel like i'm just waiting for everything to fall apart
00:47:38yeah i know how you feel
00:47:40last month i opened my first art gallery and i didn't sell a single piece
00:47:46i watched everyone walk past me and my life's work and i realized i'd spent
00:47:52years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream
00:47:58it isn't stupid your heart makes you happy right
00:48:02then it's worth it
00:48:06my ex wouldn't think so
00:48:08you're not still in love with him are you
00:48:12oh god no honestly i don't know if i ever was
00:48:17then why stay with him so long
00:48:20everything with steven was easy comfortable
00:48:23even when i knew there was nothing there i didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure
00:48:29it wasn't until you came back into my life that i realized what i was missing
00:48:35i'm so scared of failing i haven't let myself live
00:48:41you deserve everything
00:48:54you hear me
00:48:56everything
00:48:58i wouldn't hate you
00:49:01but i don't
00:49:04i don't
00:49:06i don't hate you either sam
00:49:09i never have
00:49:12i don't hate you
00:49:25i don't hate you
00:49:29Oh, you finally made it.
00:49:42I have something for you.
00:49:46A cell phone?
00:49:51If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:49:58Wild Stallion?
00:50:00Is that your code name?
00:50:02Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:50:06I can't help you.
00:50:07We hate each other.
00:50:10Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:50:13That's what you want, right?
00:50:15Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:50:17I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late...
00:50:22Ow!
00:50:23Your head smiles.
00:50:24I said I understand.
00:50:25You can be my dirty little secret.
00:50:27So, did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:50:32You motherfuckers!
00:50:36Took you long enough?
00:50:38You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:50:41Whoa, whoa!
00:50:42Careful, that's my future bride, man!
00:50:44Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:50:47Just good to see you again, man.
00:50:49And you must be Samantha.
00:50:51Renee has said so much about you.
00:50:53I feel like I already know you.
00:50:54Hey!
00:50:55Bring it!
00:50:56I'll take your bag.
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Yes!
00:51:00Oh my god!
00:51:01Oh my god!
00:51:02I know!
00:51:03I was surprised!
00:51:04Did Tristina play nice, or do I need a beat as us?
00:51:07Oh, what are you gonna do, twinkle toes?
00:51:08Do a pirouette on me?
00:51:09A pirouette on your corpse, if you were meaning my bestie, yes!
00:51:12Relax, Ren.
00:51:13It wasn't bad!
00:51:14It was...
00:51:15kinda nice, actually.
00:51:17You know, other than Tristan's supercar breaking down, cause he was driving around with no gas
00:51:21gauge like a dumbass.
00:51:22Yeah?
00:51:23And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:51:27I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:51:31I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:51:34Jeez.
00:51:35You are not kidding.
00:51:36They really do hate each other.
00:51:38Yeah.
00:51:41Anywho!
00:51:42You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:51:45I need to get my made up also fitted into a dress!
00:51:52No!
00:51:53Deep tissue!
00:51:54Okay, the tie works.
00:51:55Mom!
00:51:56Please!
00:51:57Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:51:59Are you alone?
00:52:00You wish.
00:52:01I'm with Renee in her room.
00:52:02My room's next door.
00:52:03That's too bad.
00:52:04You should be in mine instead.
00:52:05Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:52:06I like it when you call me that.
00:52:07No!
00:52:08No!
00:52:09No!
00:52:10No!
00:52:11No!
00:52:12No!
00:52:13No!
00:52:14No!
00:52:15No!
00:52:16No!
00:52:17No!
00:52:18No!
00:52:19No!
00:52:20No!
00:52:21No!
00:52:22What's your room number?
00:52:23I'll be there in two minutes.
00:52:24You can't.
00:52:25I'm with your sister.
00:52:26Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:52:27Sam?
00:52:28Can you come here for a sec?
00:52:29I need help picking up my earrings.
00:52:30See what I mean?
00:52:31Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:52:33Come to my room later, please.
00:52:35Sam?
00:52:36Are you alive?
00:52:37I gotta go.
00:52:38I'll talk to you later.
00:52:43Okay, which ones?
00:52:44I think the pearls.
00:52:46Thank God you're here.
00:52:49I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean a wedding again.
00:52:53It just took me so long to get here.
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56I miss so much.
00:52:57Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:52:58If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:53:02the way here.
00:53:03When does he arrive anyways?
00:53:08When does he arrive anyways?
00:53:10I broke up with him.
00:53:13When?
00:53:14Why?
00:53:15He's cheating on me.
00:53:19You were right, Wren.
00:53:21I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:53:23I just blindly went along with it.
00:53:25Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:53:30When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:53:33I couldn't do it anymore.
00:53:35God, I'm sorry.
00:53:38But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:53:43How do you take it?
00:53:45Like a pussy?
00:53:46I have no clue.
00:53:47My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:53:50Come here.
00:53:53Oh, serves him right.
00:53:55Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:53:59I'm done with him.
00:54:02That's the fucking spirit!
00:54:04Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:54:07And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:54:10Oh, God, I missed you so much.
00:54:26We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:54:30I'm gonna hedge you all to myself for days.
00:54:33Non-stop.
00:54:34I'm hooked on you now.
00:54:36Wait, hold on.
00:54:38Can we talk?
00:54:40Sure.
00:54:41What about?
00:54:42I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:54:45Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:54:50So she wouldn't find out.
00:54:52Thank you, Tristan.
00:54:54I didn't even think of that.
00:54:56So, what did you talk about with her?
00:54:59Does she know about us?
00:55:00No, but I think...
00:55:03I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:55:07Are you sure?
00:55:09Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:55:14But I'm done, too.
00:55:17No more hiding.
00:55:19I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:55:23How could you?
00:55:25Wren...
00:55:38How could you?
00:55:51Wren, I...
00:55:52Why was she here?
00:55:59Did someone see?
00:56:00Mom showed up this morning and...
00:56:03Dad wasn't with her.
00:56:05Mom, she found out about the affair and she came here.
00:56:10And she saw us and...
00:56:14Oh, my God.
00:56:20You were right.
00:56:22I should have just told her from the start.
00:56:25If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:56:33Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:56:35Mom's down in the lobby.
00:56:39She's in shock, too.
00:56:41Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:56:46I'll be okay.
00:56:57I'll see you over here, Silicon.
00:56:58I'll see you over here, Silicon.
00:56:58I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:57:14Thanks for coming, guys.
00:57:16It's good to have you.
00:57:16I'm in love with Tristan.
00:57:17I'm in love with Tristan.
00:57:18I'm in love with Tristan.
00:57:18I'm in love with Tristan.
00:57:19Excuse me.
00:57:21How's Wren?
00:57:25As well as can be expected.
00:57:27Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:57:30Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:57:35Maybe something happened to him.
00:57:37Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:57:41Surprise!
00:57:42Steven, what are you doing here?
00:57:48I left work for you, Sammy.
00:57:49Aren't you happy to see me?
00:57:51Didn't you get my text?
00:57:52What text?
00:57:53I didn't get any text.
00:57:54The text I sent you in Iowa, I...
00:57:56Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:57:58Oh, my God.
00:57:59I broke up with him.
00:58:09Wait.
00:58:10Don't I know that guy?
00:58:12God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:58:14Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:58:18And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:58:20Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:58:22Let's just go talk some...
00:58:22No.
00:58:23Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:58:31No.
00:58:32Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:58:35God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:58:38And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:58:41I broke up with you.
00:58:45Excuse me?
00:58:45I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:58:50And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:58:56Honey, what?
00:58:57What are you talking about?
00:58:59Come on, you're being crazy.
00:59:01You know I love you.
00:59:02I would never cheat on you.
00:59:03I saw her.
00:59:05She was on your lap.
00:59:07You're going to dump her ass.
00:59:08You said you were going to take me to...
00:59:09Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:59:12You were there.
00:59:14Sammy, honey.
00:59:15Listen, that...
00:59:16That girl...
00:59:17She's nobody.
00:59:19I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:59:21But I can change.
00:59:23No, Steven.
00:59:24I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:59:28But it's over now.
00:59:29I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:59:31Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:59:34I know you love me.
00:59:35You can't live without me.
00:59:36You even told me so.
00:59:38Listen to me.
00:59:39You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:59:41You need me.
00:59:43Not anymore.
00:59:44Now get out.
00:59:45My dad isn't coming.
01:00:04Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
01:00:09Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
01:00:12I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
01:00:15I tried calling.
01:00:17This typical Tristan.
01:00:19It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
01:00:22He gets that from my dad.
01:00:24Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:26It was your wedding.
01:00:27I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
01:00:30It's bullshit, and you know it.
01:00:33You're right.
01:00:35I didn't tell you because...
01:00:37Because my feelings were so big,
01:00:40and everything was happening so fast,
01:00:42and what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
01:00:44I'm an adult, Sam.
01:00:46We're all fucking adults now.
01:00:48I didn't want to tell anyone.
01:00:52Not even you.
01:00:53Because if I told you, then that makes it real,
01:00:55and I...
01:00:56I didn't know if I was ready for that.
01:00:59You love Tristan?
01:01:04Yes.
01:01:06I love him.
01:01:07I love him so much.
01:01:19Then you need to tell him.
01:01:21I know.
01:01:21I know.
01:01:21Who presents this woman
01:01:40to be married to this man?
01:01:44Her mother and I do.
01:01:46Finn,
01:01:48do you take Renee
01:01:49to be your lawfully-witted wife?
01:01:52I do.
01:01:54Do you take Finn
01:01:55to be your lawfully-witted husband?
01:01:57I do.
01:01:59Then, by the power vested in me
01:02:01by the state of New York,
01:02:03I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:02:07You may kiss the bride.
01:02:08You may kiss the bride.
01:02:27Haven't you called or texted me back?
01:02:30Are you ignoring me?
01:02:31I don't know what you mean.
01:02:32I'm sorry.
01:02:33I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
01:02:35You told me you broke up with him.
01:02:36I did.
01:02:37I swear.
01:02:39Then why was he here?
01:02:41Why was he holding you
01:02:42in his fucking arms,
01:02:44kissing you?
01:02:45Okay, I told you
01:02:46about my dad's affair.
01:02:48I told you how that shit wrecked me
01:02:50and you just
01:02:51let me lay in your bed
01:02:54like I'm just another goddamn plane.
01:02:57Please, let me explain.
01:03:00Save it.
01:03:01I'm done.
01:03:01What are you doing in here?
01:03:13You should be at your reception.
01:03:15I can't celebrate
01:03:16when I know my maid of honor
01:03:17is in here dying inside.
01:03:18Come on, unlock the door.
01:03:19Will you please come out?
01:03:20Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly
01:03:22and I need to say
01:03:22I remember when I went to see Tristan
01:03:33during fall finals sophomore year.
01:03:35It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:03:37I know.
01:03:40He told me his football career
01:03:41was over after that.
01:03:43But what I remember amongst
01:03:44was him immediately looking at my dad
01:03:46while Tristan saw this disappointment.
01:03:50So after everything with my dad
01:03:51broke his world,
01:03:53when he saw you with Stephen,
01:03:55I ended it with Stephen.
01:03:57He didn't get my text,
01:03:58but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:04:00I know.
01:04:01I know.
01:04:02He won't even talk to me.
01:04:04Even if he won't talk to you,
01:04:06you need to talk to him.
01:04:08If you really love him,
01:04:10he'll listen.
01:04:12Come here.
01:04:18Please give it up for Samantha.
01:04:22Samantha smiles.
01:04:23Samantha smiles.
01:04:30I have known Renee Montgomery
01:04:35since we were in First Grid.
01:04:37Last year, she called me up at midnight
01:04:39and told me she met a guy.
01:04:41She told me she loved him
01:04:43and that they were getting married.
01:04:45I didn't say this at the time,
01:04:46but my first thought was,
01:04:48are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:04:51I've been with a man for five years
01:04:52and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:04:55How could she be so sure
01:04:56in only a few weeks?
01:04:57I realized
01:04:59Wren had it right.
01:05:03Time doesn't matter
01:05:04when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:05:06because love is about being vulnerable
01:05:08and doing the things that scare you.
01:05:12Like giving your heart to someone
01:05:14after only a few weeks
01:05:15or a few days.
01:05:18That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:05:20and that's how I did too.
01:05:22To the bride and groom
01:05:24into a love that is timeless.
01:05:27Time doesn't matter.
01:05:39Excuse me.
01:05:40Is this sculpture yours?
01:05:41Um, yes, it's mine.
01:05:43I own a gallery in Soho.
01:05:46Give me a call when you can.
01:05:47I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:05:50I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:05:52Absolutely.
01:05:53Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:05:57I look forward to your call.
01:06:17Hey, can we talk?
01:06:18Oh, now you want to talk?
01:06:20After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:06:21I know.
01:06:22I stood up in front of all those people.
01:06:24I...
01:06:24I was scared.
01:06:29Okay?
01:06:30I was shitty to you.
01:06:32I know that.
01:06:33I was angry, hurt,
01:06:35and instead of letting you in,
01:06:36I shut you out.
01:06:37So when I saw you with Stephen,
01:06:39all of those insecurities,
01:06:41you started pouring out of me again.
01:06:43I mean, he had you for five years.
01:06:45I only been with you for a few days.
01:06:47Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:06:49and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:06:52So I convinced myself
01:06:54that it would hurt less
01:06:56if I just walked away first.
01:07:00You know,
01:07:00that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:07:03Trust him.
01:07:04I realized that
01:07:06I was being a coward
01:07:07for pushing you away.
01:07:12I was being a coward
01:07:14for pushing you away.
01:07:15I know now
01:07:16that if I let that happen,
01:07:19I will be giving up
01:07:20on the best thing
01:07:21that's ever happened to me.
01:07:23Time stops
01:07:25when I'm with you.
01:07:26It stopped the night
01:07:29at the cabin
01:07:29all those years back,
01:07:31and it stopped again
01:07:34when you got in my car
01:07:35in Los Angeles.
01:07:37Yeah, I know
01:07:38I should let you go,
01:07:39but I want you
01:07:41to need me
01:07:42the way that I need you.
01:07:44How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:07:47Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:07:49I am
01:07:49just miserably,
01:07:52pathetically
01:07:53in love with you.
01:07:58I want
01:07:58every week,
01:08:00every day,
01:08:02every moment
01:08:02to be with you.
01:08:04What do you say?
01:08:05Forget the past,
01:08:06ignore the future,
01:08:07let's just get in my car
01:08:08and drive,
01:08:08you and me.
01:08:09We'll go anywhere
01:08:10the world wants to go.
01:08:11I'll go anywhere
01:08:12in the world with you.
01:08:13You're really gonna take us
01:08:14around the world
01:08:15in this piece of junk?
01:08:16Sweetheart,
01:08:17but I'll make sure
01:08:17because it's a fucking Pluto.
01:08:19You know,
01:08:20as long as I'm going with you.
01:08:22Just say yes.
01:08:24Please say yes.
01:08:25Please.
01:08:39Yes.
01:08:44Oh!
01:08:47And I won't run out of gas.
01:08:51I love them both,
01:08:52but I'm literally gonna kill them
01:08:53if they don't make up
01:08:54before the honeymoon's over.
01:08:55Maybe some relationships
01:08:56just take time to...
01:08:58Wait,
01:08:59isn't it them right now?
01:09:00No fucking way.
01:09:02They're making out too.
01:09:05Whoa.
01:09:05You owe me 50 bucks?
01:09:07Did you two dumbasses
01:09:08really think you could get away
01:09:09without saying bye to the bride?
01:09:11I hope you know
01:09:12I'm gonna be so annoying
01:09:14that you're guys sweating.
01:09:15Oh,
01:09:15get your hands off my girl,
01:09:16Brad.
01:09:17Hey,
01:09:17she was my friend
01:09:18before she was your girl.
01:09:19Okay?
01:09:19You're always gonna be number one.
01:09:21Oh,
01:09:21we will see about that.
01:09:23Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:09:26Sugar Plum.
01:09:26We are gonna hit the road.
01:09:32Where are you guys even going?
01:09:33To the gas station.
01:09:35Ah!
01:09:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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