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00:00:00It's a piece of hustle, Troy!
00:00:04Go, Leo! Go, Leo! Go, Leo!
00:00:08Yeah!
00:00:09I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:13I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:43I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:53You just got pucked, Dora?
00:00:55But by then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:05It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:16Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:20I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:25Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
00:01:39You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:42Idiot.
00:01:43The Dive Virgin.
00:01:45No.
00:01:46If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:49Dora Miller?
00:01:50Just tell Leo how you feel.
00:01:51Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:01:52Dora Miller?
00:01:53Just tell Leo how you feel.
00:01:54Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:01:56Dora.
00:01:57Dora.
00:01:58Can it wait?
00:01:59I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:00Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:02I think we would make a great team.
00:02:03I've been saving myself for you.
00:02:04And I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:05I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:06I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:10Oh my god!
00:02:11What did she just say?
00:02:12She's a virgin.
00:02:13L-M-A-O.
00:02:14Dora.
00:02:15Can it wait?
00:02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:17Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:20I think we would make a great team.
00:02:23I've been saving myself for you.
00:02:25And I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:37Oh my god!
00:02:38What did she just say?
00:02:39The virgin.
00:02:40L-M-A-O.
00:02:44How sweet.
00:02:45A pleading little virgin.
00:02:48Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:53What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:59Pretty.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:01I didn't realize you were at the toilet.
00:03:04It's funny.
00:03:05Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:07And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:09I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:14Wait.
00:03:15I totally can.
00:03:16But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:21Cool.
00:03:25Don't have a mustache.
00:03:29I'll just...
00:03:30I'll leave you guys.
00:03:31Go.
00:03:32This...
00:03:33This...
00:03:34It's interesting.
00:03:40Women have a choice for...
00:03:41They can be appealing.
00:03:43Or they can be you.
00:03:44I like this cardigan.
00:03:45Mmm.
00:03:46So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:03:47Leo's hot.
00:03:48You're not.
00:03:49Leo's rich.
00:03:50Poor.
00:03:51We're in your own.
00:03:52Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:03:53Mindy.
00:03:54Know your place, nerd.
00:03:55In the library.
00:03:56What's in your nose with the other magnets?
00:03:58Now you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers?
00:04:19You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:40What the hell? I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:04:49I'm not expecting money from anyone in the world.
00:04:59Yeah!
00:05:04Did your towel just fall?
00:05:07Why? You want to sleep with people?
00:05:11Oh, come on! It's not that bad!
00:05:15I just told Leo that I was in love with them.
00:05:17I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.
00:05:20So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:22Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:26Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:28I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:43Oh.
00:05:44Troy.
00:05:45No virgins here.
00:05:48But you already knew that, right?
00:05:51Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:04Not so fast.
00:06:05You are the ignorer.
00:06:07I saved you.
00:06:08I love you.
00:06:10Big time.
00:06:12Bye.
00:06:15No way.
00:06:16Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:19Such as?
00:06:20Help passing math.
00:06:22Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:28If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:31No, no, no, some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:37Match fixing?
00:06:39That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:42I'm not touching it.
00:06:43Wait, well, what if we did a deal?
00:06:48You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:06:52And boom, swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:06:55It's a sexual reference for you.
00:06:59Who wants to have sex with Leo?
00:07:03It's not just sex.
00:07:05I love Leo.
00:07:08I've been waiting for him.
00:07:10So do we have a deal?
00:07:11Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:07:15Fifth base, I thought it was fourth.
00:07:18You got some work to do.
00:07:20You think I'm a joke?
00:07:21It's called teasing, Dora.
00:07:25Do you want Leo in?
00:07:28So, you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:37You want me to teach you how to kiss, Dora?
00:07:38Just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:07:53That's super familiar with this stuff.
00:07:58All right.
00:08:00Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:03List it for me.
00:08:04Slurting fashion technique.
00:08:05Okay, so you spend some time thinking about this.
00:08:09All right.
00:08:10Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:08:12Fifth base.
00:08:13Sounds good.
00:08:14Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
00:08:16And we need a deadline.
00:08:17How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:20You can make a great move there.
00:08:21It's only two weeks away.
00:08:23Calm down.
00:08:24You're not that hopeless.
00:08:25We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:29Sounds good.
00:08:31Oh, my whole life is going to change.
00:08:34Go team.
00:08:34Oh, darn it.
00:08:38Gotcha.
00:08:45Dora!
00:08:46Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:48Oh, shit.
00:08:49I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:53You did?
00:08:55Yeah.
00:08:55I was just feeling really into care because I really like Leo.
00:09:02I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Thanks.
00:09:09Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:11You should totally come.
00:09:13All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we, girls?
00:09:16All of us...
00:09:17I got to hear.
00:09:18How do you...
00:09:19Shh...
00:09:19Say it.
00:09:20Shh...
00:09:20Shh...
00:09:21Shh...
00:09:21Shh...
00:09:21Shh...
00:09:21Shh...
00:09:32Shh...
00:09:34Shh...
00:09:35Shh...
00:09:36Too...
00:09:36Shh...
00:09:37Shh...
00:09:37Shh...
00:09:38What the hell, Dora?
00:09:39Do you even live here?
00:09:39So freaking neat.
00:09:41I like things organized.
00:09:45What are you doing?
00:09:47Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
00:09:49You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
00:09:55My underwear is none of your business.
00:09:59I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:02If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:05Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:11What are you doing?
00:10:25Just what are you doing?
00:10:28You have such incredible eyes, Laura.
00:10:33I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:41They're just eyes.
00:10:44I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:47Come on, Dora.
00:10:48I was flirting with you.
00:10:50This is why you need help.
00:10:55Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:10:57Just be open to signals.
00:10:59Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:11:03Can I bore you?
00:11:03Why would you care?
00:11:07Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:22You're flirting again?
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:29Something flirty back.
00:11:30I know.
00:11:34I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:37What do you think?
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:39Why not?
00:11:41But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:44Don't expect miracles.
00:11:45We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:47All right.
00:12:01I thought that was a drink.
00:12:02Just try to be cool.
00:12:06Dude, when am I not cool?
00:12:12Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:13You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19Good luck.
00:12:23There we go.
00:12:24There we go.
00:12:29Hey.
00:12:35Hey.
00:12:36I thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:12:39Was I?
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:43I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:45You don't got to say it.
00:12:47Minnie's a bitch.
00:12:49And you're awesome.
00:12:50I am?
00:12:52I am.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey.
00:13:04Sorry, don't need to interrupt.
00:13:06School?
00:13:08Cool.
00:13:11I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:13:13You don't got to say it.
00:13:16It's cool.
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:21Yes, she does.
00:13:23Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:25Whatever it is.
00:13:28And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:31It's like a vagina.
00:13:32We try her.
00:13:34We call it Adora.
00:13:36What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:45I'm doing nothing.
00:13:47She means you.
00:13:49Because you're nothing.
00:13:51Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:13:56She buys an Inventi-sized tube.
00:13:59How cute.
00:14:00But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:14:04That's the last one.
00:14:09Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:11It's about me all of a sudden.
00:14:12What do you see in her?
00:14:23Dora the borer?
00:14:25Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:32She's great.
00:14:33It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:14:34Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:43Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:47I think it's kind of sweet.
00:14:55This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:15:00Get ready for the plan I have.
00:15:02Specifically for you.
00:15:0355 minutes.
00:15:17Come on.
00:15:18I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:24Wait here.
00:15:25I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:27Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:38I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:39I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:44I don't know.
00:15:45I don't know.
00:15:53I don't know.
00:15:55Can you, Dora?
00:15:56Ready?
00:15:58Okay, take my virginity, take my virginity, take my virginity!
00:16:28Please let me go.
00:16:52Hey, where are you?
00:16:58Hopefully it doesn't see me like this.
00:17:05Aw, honey, you wanna go?
00:17:08Please?
00:17:10You can go.
00:17:11We just wanna hear you say it.
00:17:14One more time.
00:17:15Say, take my virginity to you.
00:17:19Say it.
00:17:20Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
00:17:25Say it!
00:17:28That's enough!
00:17:33That's enough!
00:17:42And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:45I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:48When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:17:52You're wrong.
00:17:54I'll finish it.
00:17:55I'll finish it.
00:18:15I'll get you a tissue.
00:18:16I'm sorry.
00:18:17I'm not usually a crier.
00:18:18You can't let me get to you.
00:18:19Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:20Like with a shark.
00:18:21You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:22Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:18:23You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:24Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:18:25I mean, she's eight.
00:18:26I really hope so.
00:18:27I don't know.
00:18:28I'm sorry.
00:18:29I'm not usually a crier.
00:18:31You can't let me get to you.
00:18:32Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:33Like with a shark.
00:18:34You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:37Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:18:40You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:44Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:18:48I mean, she's eight.
00:18:49I really hope so.
00:18:51Do you remind you of an eight year old?
00:18:55Stop crying.
00:18:56It's all going to be okay.
00:18:57Yeah.
00:18:58It's easy for you to say.
00:18:59Captain of the hockey team.
00:19:00Everyone loves you.
00:19:01And I'm just Dora.
00:19:03I happen to think of you pretty great.
00:19:05and, that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:06It's easy for you to say.
00:19:09You have to go to the hockey team.
00:19:12Everyone loves you.
00:19:15And I'm just Dora.
00:19:23I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:19:26And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:36I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:19:44I said it.
00:19:47Because I meant her.
00:19:54Because I meant her.
00:19:58The worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:06You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
00:20:09No matter what you do.
00:20:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:13I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:22We'll make it happen.
00:20:23If that's what you really want.
00:20:29Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:32Now?
00:20:34It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:43Great team.
00:20:44Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:47Okay?
00:20:50She'll be some pointers.
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:54So...
00:20:55Flirting.
00:20:57You want to make...
00:20:59Lots of eye contact.
00:21:02And if you can...
00:21:04Touch them.
00:21:07Or...
00:21:09I thought it was right.
00:21:12Everything that I...
00:21:14Had inside my mind.
00:21:17Yeah, it felt so good.
00:21:20Walking next to you.
00:21:22You said you liked me too.
00:21:25Sometimes I...
00:21:27I see how that would affect you.
00:21:30I know this is fake, but it feels real.
00:21:32It feels real.
00:21:35And you should...
00:21:36Laugh at Leo's jokes.
00:21:38If he makes any.
00:21:39Which he probably won't.
00:21:41And then you should...
00:21:42Find something special about him.
00:21:44To compliment.
00:21:45If...
00:21:46You can think of anything else.
00:21:54I'm a really good teacher.
00:21:58Anyway.
00:22:00It smells so good.
00:22:03Just...
00:22:05Just...
00:22:06Just...
00:22:07We want to get closer.
00:22:17Goodbye.
00:22:19That shit actually works!
00:22:20What?
00:22:27Congratulations.
00:22:28You just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:29You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:32I know.
00:22:33Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:35Just curious.
00:22:37Why did you...
00:22:38Say that stuff about me?
00:22:40Well...
00:22:41You...
00:22:42Told me to find something special.
00:22:43That the person I was flirting with?
00:22:45And you went with,
00:22:46I smell nice?
00:22:49What's wrong with that?
00:22:51How do you want to smell?
00:22:53A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:22:55Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:22:56We don't smell nice.
00:22:59Hey.
00:23:02Relax.
00:23:03You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:06I will let your secret get out.
00:23:07Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:09I like it.
00:23:11Thanks.
00:23:13Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:15It's around here somewhere.
00:23:16Oh my god...
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:18What's wrong with that?
00:23:19I could have asked.
00:23:20Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:22I could have asked.
00:23:24It's around here somewhere...
00:23:25Oh my god...
00:23:43Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:45If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:49She's gonna fuck everything up.
00:23:56I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:04What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:07What's it to you?
00:24:08She's an old friend.
00:24:10Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:12Yeah?
00:24:12Well, it sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:16Dora.
00:24:18Hardly.
00:24:19She's like our team mascot.
00:24:22Perfect.
00:24:23Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:34I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:38I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:39This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:42Going somewhere, Geek Girl?
00:24:55I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:56Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:08Where are you going?
00:25:09The library?
00:25:14I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:16Everything about you offends me, Geek.
00:25:18The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:25I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:29I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:38And these have definitely got to go.
00:25:46And this cardigan?
00:25:48So gross.
00:25:49Stop!
00:25:51And you've got to bait the hook with something.
00:25:53You've got to fight back.
00:26:05Like with a shark.
00:26:06You've got to punch her in the nose.
00:26:07Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:30Yeah, you should be.
00:26:31It's not really good for my reputation to be some lame or a girl.
00:26:35I know.
00:26:36Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:47It's the butt.
00:26:49Butt, like, one tear.
00:26:53Two tears.
00:26:53All right.
00:27:13Normal, you're under arrest.
00:27:17You're aggravating the phone.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18Oh hang on a second can we just talk about this this young lady reported an assault and it needs
00:27:28to be investigated she's the one who assaulted me they opened my shirt to pictures I've seen you at
00:27:37the rink yeah I don't miss a game you guys are crushing it this year let's go thanks yeah but
00:27:41you see Dora here she's the team's assistant she's one of the main reasons we look as good
00:27:45as we do on the ice yeah no this is bullshit this is not happening oh really why don't you hand over
00:27:53your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear that's what I thought
00:28:01sorry for this misunderstanding nice to meet you nice to meet you too see you in the next game you
00:28:11will go team lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me got it
00:28:22thank you I can't believe you're recognizing from the rink oh no I've never seen him before in my
00:28:38life that was bullshit it worked didn't it unbelievable you know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in
00:28:47the face I mean you weren't supposed to take my advice literally I don't know what happened okay
00:28:51just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face yeah I wish
00:28:58it would have been there slugger I'm calling the cops well you can stay with me tonight
00:29:23I'll change my sheets you can sleep in my bed tonight I'll take the floor
00:29:36I had no idea Troy was such a good person he feels so good oh no am I hot for Troy
00:29:53do you have something I could change into yeah of course
00:30:01so sorry I did not realize
00:30:19relax relax Dora you've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking meeting yeah but that's
00:30:26that's different you can look now you're still shirtless that's how I sleep but if you think you won't be able to
00:30:36control yourself dream on
00:30:43I see you
00:30:45goodnight
00:30:47goodnight
00:30:49goodnight
00:30:51goodnight
00:30:53goodnight
00:30:55goodnight
00:30:57goodnight
00:30:59goodnight
00:31:01a lot of people say you should
00:31:09I can share the bed if you want.
00:31:24I trust you.
00:31:25A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:27I do.
00:31:28I do.
00:31:29You're a joke.
00:31:31You're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:31:36Are you sure?
00:31:39We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:43We might need a thicker pillow.
00:32:09What happened to the pillow?
00:32:15Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:17It wasn't me.
00:32:19Why would I do that?
00:32:21I don't know.
00:32:23Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:32:25Maybe I'll put this in all over.
00:32:31Take my heart with hope for your hand.
00:32:37I've spent all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:41You know, Leah's the one I want.
00:32:53You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:32:57I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:32:59Right.
00:33:00Yeah.
00:33:01Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:02I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:10Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:17Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna.
00:33:29Hey, what's up?
00:33:31What's up, dude?
00:33:33So, you're the door of my spending.
00:33:37It's unhinged, man.
00:33:38Trust me, dude.
00:33:40Mindy deserved it.
00:33:42You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:44Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:49Isn't she your friend?
00:33:50Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
00:33:56I'm focused.
00:33:58Okay, don't worry about me.
00:33:59It doesn't look it.
00:34:00When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:09Leo!
00:34:10Hey!
00:34:13Ta-da.
00:34:14Watch this.
00:34:14Get it back to you.
00:34:18Many trash doors run, so she stayed here last night.
00:34:22Wow.
00:34:24Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:38Stop it!
00:34:39Stop!
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:41Troy is just a friend.
00:34:42It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:46I was just looking out for you.
00:34:48Troy is the biggest player on campus.
00:34:50You're a virgin.
00:34:52I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:34:54Thanks, man.
00:34:59There's nothing happening between us.
00:35:00I don't see any more on you.
00:35:02I don't see any more on you.
00:35:04Thanks, buddy.
00:35:05Great chat.
00:35:08Go team.
00:35:08I don't see any more on you.
00:35:09I don't see any more on you.
00:35:13I don't see any more on you.
00:35:15I don't know.
00:35:15There's nothing.
00:35:16Excuse me.
00:35:20The boss wants an update.
00:35:26Hey, Big Mike. How's it hanging?
00:35:30Right.
00:35:32So, everything's set to where we lose the big match,
00:35:35except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
00:35:42Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
00:35:46Hey, just about to call you.
00:35:55So, I tracked the money to an offshore account,
00:35:57and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:35:59You got a name yet?
00:36:00Not yet, but I will.
00:36:03How'd your exam go?
00:36:05Aced it, as usual.
00:36:07Nerd.
00:36:09That's good. Now you can focus on this.
00:36:12Bernardo and Lydia. My cousins.
00:36:18They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:24Hi.
00:36:25You ready for this?
00:36:27I think so.
00:36:29She's ready.
00:36:31Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:33We're about to rock your world.
00:36:39I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here,
00:36:41but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:36:44Be ready.
00:36:46You got me a car?
00:36:47You got to make an entrance.
00:36:51Have fun.
00:36:52Hi.
00:36:55Look at all the house.
00:36:58This is my favorite part.
00:37:00Oh, no.
00:37:02Burn.
00:37:03Trash.
00:37:04Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:06I think that's it.
00:37:07We're not gonna do that again.
00:37:08The 2014 Gap Sweater.
00:37:10Going.
00:37:16Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:37:19I did it again.
00:37:20We did it.
00:37:21Oh, we.
00:37:33What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:35What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:38Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:45Damn.
00:37:46Who's that hot body?
00:37:53Oh, my God.
00:37:54Is that virgin Dora?
00:38:08I got this for you.
00:38:09Hey.
00:38:10Thanks.
00:38:12Don't you think I look too try hard?
00:38:13You look beautiful.
00:38:14What about Leo's thinking?
00:38:15Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:38:16Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:17Could this get any sadder?
00:38:18I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:19She looks amazing.
00:38:20That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:21I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:25She looks amazing.
00:38:26That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:27May I have this dance?
00:38:28I'm sorry to dance for your feet.
00:38:29I can handle it.
00:38:30I'm sorry to dance for your feet.
00:38:31I'm sorry to dance for your feet.
00:38:33Could this get any sadder?
00:38:38I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:42She looks amazing.
00:38:47That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:51May I have this dance?
00:38:53Sorry to dance for your feet.
00:38:56I can handle it.
00:38:58Follow my lead.
00:38:59I got you.
00:39:03He's so strong.
00:39:05I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:07And he really does smell good.
00:39:12What am I doing?
00:39:13I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:15I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:27You can't seriously want that.
00:39:29You can put lipstick on a pig,
00:39:31but it's still a pig.
00:39:34Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:37Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:41Can I cut her?
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:49Don't be a dick.
00:39:53You're hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:55It's just me.
00:39:58You need a bottle of makeup and hairspray.
00:40:00Still the same old Dora.
00:40:02Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:05I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:07I don't realize you like to learn out with me.
00:40:09Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much,
00:40:11it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:14Really?
00:40:14Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:22Just go grab a burger or something?
00:40:25No.
00:40:26Like a proper dinner.
00:40:28Like a date.
00:40:33He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:35This is fucking killing me.
00:40:36I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:40Leo is someone I want.
00:40:44Leo just asked a nerd on a date.
00:40:47How do you know?
00:40:48I can read lips.
00:40:52I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:40:54Wear something sexy because we're going fancy.
00:40:57Cool.
00:40:58Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:00There's just not Leo and Troy after her.
00:41:03What is this, opposites day?
00:41:05What is going on?
00:41:06You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:08It keeps hotter than Dora.
00:41:09Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:16These could work.
00:41:17All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:24Perfect.
00:41:26And I won't ask you why you're carrying lax and bids around.
00:41:28I'm going to use the restroom.
00:41:36I'm going to use the restroom.
00:41:45Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boar is getting no she's messed with the wrong.
00:41:50Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:03Do you want to be my friend?
00:42:05Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:19How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:32Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:34Actually, the drink is for me.
00:42:37I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:42Cheers.
00:42:43Everyone!
00:42:55Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:42:58Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:02Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:08Not with her mouth, but with her, well, six, five, four, six, five, five, four, six, five, five, six, five, five, six, five, three, two, one.
00:43:27No, no, no, no, this is not happening.
00:43:29Oh.
00:43:32What the deer are you doing?
00:43:36Don't touch me!
00:43:38What's going on?
00:43:42This is just a dream.
00:43:44Wake up.
00:43:48Oh my god!
00:43:50Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:43:52Oh, hold it.
00:43:58Oh my god, hold it.
00:44:00That's right.
00:44:02Shut up!
00:44:04Put that down!
00:44:06Stop filming me!
00:44:16Thank you for saving me.
00:44:18How'd you know she was gonna do that?
00:44:20I was watching her.
00:44:22I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:26How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:28Great.
00:44:30We're going on a date.
00:44:32It's all thanks to you!
00:44:34Thanks, guys.
00:44:36I appreciate you.
00:44:38I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:42That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:44:44Yeah, bullshit.
00:44:46And don't send her any dick pics.
00:44:48Too late.
00:44:50But hey, she sent them first.
00:44:52Look.
00:44:54I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:44:56Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:44:58She's a good person.
00:45:00Yeah, she's special.
00:45:02Yeah, she's special.
00:45:04Yeah.
00:45:05So don't jerk her around.
00:45:06Look, dude.
00:45:07Don't tell him how to live my life, alright?
00:45:08Heads in the game.
00:45:09This is it.
00:45:10Talent scouts, contracts, big money, big future.
00:45:12I gotta go.
00:45:28I gotta go.
00:45:34Mr. Constantine,
00:45:36Mr. Constantine, you said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:43Hey, I am. I'm fixing it. You're feeding the machine here.
00:45:49Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:51Relax.
00:45:53You'll still be able to.
00:46:07Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:09And after that, game over.
00:46:25Hey, right on time.
00:46:27So, should I go for more of a smokey eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:32I know, who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:35What?
00:46:37Just joking.
00:46:38No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:49For your big date with him.
00:46:51I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:46:54Dora, you're the expert. You tell me.
00:46:56Just wing it, Dora. Okay? Everybody just wings it.
00:47:00What's wrong with you?
00:47:01Wait, come on. I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:04Alright, so come on. Pay up.
00:47:06Wait, really?
00:47:07When am I gonna know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:47:09Soon.
00:47:10If you keep your promises.
00:47:13Alright, okay, fine.
00:47:14What do you need to know?
00:47:15Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:17Well, which underwear? Black or what?
00:47:24The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:47:26Yeah, I can see. You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:28And you're handing them to me.
00:47:29Oh shit, I'm getting hard. Dude, not in front of her. Fuck!
00:47:32Um, yeah, these feel too soft. You might not want to take them off.
00:47:38So, the other ones?
00:47:40Yeah.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:44Up until this point, my life has been a sex negative.
00:47:48Kiss negative, too.
00:47:49Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:51So, could you show me?
00:48:03Alright?
00:48:05You asked for it.
00:48:10If I wanted to kiss you,
00:48:13the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:48:16Maybe,
00:48:17offer you my jacket.
00:48:21And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:25And I'd look into your eyes.
00:48:28And I'd tilt your chin up.
00:48:32That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:33Baby, don't you, baby, don't you wait on me.
00:48:39That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:57That's what the tongue does.
00:48:59Gross.
00:49:00Gross.
00:49:01I don't know.
00:49:03Do it again.
00:49:05Step by step.
00:49:09Look down.
00:49:11Look down.
00:49:13Look down.
00:49:15Look down.
00:49:17Why'd you stop?
00:49:19Is that being weird?
00:49:20No.
00:49:21Wait.
00:49:22Did I do something wrong?
00:49:23Please.
00:49:24Tell me.
00:49:25Because you love Leo.
00:49:26Not me.
00:49:28You were cool.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:30There's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:49:31That's like the launch pad right there.
00:49:33I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:49:34You were cool.
00:49:35Okay.
00:49:36There's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:49:38That's like the launch pad right there.
00:49:39I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:49:40Sorry.
00:49:41I know that it sounds needy.
00:49:42I just feel exposed.
00:49:43I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:49:47I know that it sounds needy, but I just feel exposed.
00:49:49Me too.
00:49:50I'm sorry.
00:49:51Sorry?
00:49:52I know that it sounds needy.
00:49:53I just feel exposed.
00:49:54Me too.
00:49:55Sorry?
00:49:57I feel like they're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:49:59I feel like me.
00:50:00You're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:50:02I'm sorry.
00:50:05I know that it sounds needy, but I just feel exposed.
00:50:11Me too.
00:50:12Sorry?
00:50:13Sorry?
00:50:15You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:18And everyone else is a player. They're the ones who are shit, not you.
00:50:22I'm sorry, Dora. I got stuff to do.
00:50:28Tell me, why him? Why Leo?
00:50:31Really? I thought you were friends.
00:50:34Yeah, we're good on the ice together, but he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:40I mean, growing up, he always just said we'd get married.
00:50:45His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:50:49I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:50:52So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:50:57So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:00And you're just gonna hand him your V-card?
00:51:05You know how I imagine my future.
00:51:08Why?
00:51:10What did you listen to? Some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:13Yeah, hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:15Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:17Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:21What?
00:51:23Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:51:25Hey, Troy. Is this okay?
00:51:41Hi, I might blow it up his phone.
00:51:46He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:50This is all for Leo.
00:51:55Seriously, who cares?
00:51:56She'll work it out.
00:51:57He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:51:59Lesson learned.
00:52:00Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:05That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:07How's your hand?
00:52:09I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:22It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:23Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:25Have you seen me play?
00:52:26I have.
00:52:28You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:30What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:33How was I?
00:52:34I think it was great.
00:52:35You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:39Right, and next year's gonna be even bigger for me.
00:52:41You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:43Everybody's gonna be like,
00:52:45Leo, Leo.
00:52:47Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:49Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:50He's been so nice.
00:52:52He's just asking me a question.
00:52:54He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:52:57I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:53:00The Leo Constantine.
00:53:02Oh.
00:53:03Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:06Everything's great.
00:53:07And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:10What?
00:53:12Leo, there's something I should tell you.
00:53:15About us.
00:53:21You were right.
00:53:22I know.
00:53:23So, your room or mine?
00:53:24No.
00:53:25We're better off as friends.
00:53:31No, we should fuck.
00:53:35Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:39Let me guess.
00:53:40Troy?
00:53:41I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:53:45It's cool.
00:53:46I know it's Troy.
00:53:48Dora.
00:53:49I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:52And I don't know if you remember, but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:53:57It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:02Why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck hitting me in the face?
00:54:18Did I?
00:54:19Yeah.
00:54:20Maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:54:22You're one of us.
00:54:23Like, one of the boys, you know?
00:54:24And...
00:54:25I don't know.
00:54:26It just felt like that made something special between us.
00:54:28Right?
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:35Uh, this isn't gonna work.
00:54:38Tora.
00:54:40I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:43I'm really flattered.
00:54:44I am.
00:54:45And you are the hottest.
00:54:46But...
00:54:48I think you'll find someone else.
00:54:50This is gonna leave a scar.
00:54:55I don't even leave a bruise.
00:54:59What?
00:55:16Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:19Who?
00:55:20Lily?
00:55:21The borer?
00:55:23Dora the borer?
00:55:25She's on a date...
00:55:27With Leo.
00:55:28No way.
00:55:32Actually, I don't care.
00:55:34We're not exclusive.
00:55:37How about you?
00:55:38Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:41Are you jealous?
00:55:43She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:46Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:49I am!
00:55:50Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:56:00Wow.
00:56:02Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:56:04Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:06Go ahead.
00:56:08I'm sorry.
00:56:09I'm sorry.
00:56:10I could...
00:56:12Go for a ride now...
00:56:14If you want.
00:56:15You know, for...
00:56:17Full time soon.
00:56:19No thanks.
00:56:21But I...
00:56:23Maybe he'll be alright too.
00:56:24I don't know.
00:56:54Oh yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
00:57:22You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:27Not snake dickhead.
00:57:35Okay?
00:57:37Shit, run.
00:57:44Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:46Keep going, I'm coming!
00:57:47Oh my god.
00:57:59You okay?
00:58:01Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me.
00:58:03Why?
00:58:10You okay?
00:58:11You hurt?
00:58:12I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:58:13Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:14Did he stab you?
00:58:15Take off your shirt.
00:58:16You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:27Uh, first aid.
00:58:28It's under the table.
00:58:30It's under the table.
00:58:32Oh, it's...
00:58:33Yes.
00:58:34Sorry.
00:58:35Okay.
00:58:44Okay.
00:58:46So lucky you were there.
00:58:47Why?
00:58:48Were you there?
00:58:49I was just going to hit the bars.
00:58:50Why were you in the alley?
00:58:51Where's Leo?
00:58:52I called off my date.
00:58:53But I thought he was number one.
00:58:54Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:58:55Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:58:56You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:58:57I won't.
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:59Yeah.
00:59:00Yeah.
00:59:01Yeah.
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:03Yeah.
00:59:04Yeah.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:06Yeah.
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09Yeah.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:14Yeah.
00:59:15Yeah.
00:59:16Yeah.
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:19Yeah.
00:59:20Yeah.
00:59:21Yeah.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:27Yeah.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:30Yeah.
00:59:31I know.
00:59:32That's what he's going for.
00:59:33I'm going for 12.
00:59:34I feel like something important last night.
00:59:35What?
00:59:40Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:44Finally.
00:59:45Who is the right person?
00:59:51Stupid.
00:59:55I should've known you don't feel the same way.
00:59:59How do you know I don't?
01:00:01Because you didn't say anything.
01:00:03Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:07You love him.
01:00:09I love him.
01:00:11Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:15It's not twisted.
01:00:21Are you sure?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:27I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:35Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:39You went to the restaurant?
01:00:43Yeah.
01:00:45For the ribs.
01:00:47Are you sure?
01:00:49Yes.
01:00:51Yes.
01:00:53Yes.
01:00:55Yes.
01:00:57Yes.
01:00:59Are you sure?
01:01:01Yes.
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