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00:00Oh, Mommy! Mommy! Look!
00:09Oh, kids, it's Zorro!
00:16Yes, it is, Carlos. This mission is really and truly special.
00:28Sergeant Garcia, I very clearly remember the last three special missions.
00:33And a few meals that you never paid me for.
00:47So then... Sergeant?
00:49But this time, it's a secret special mission.
00:53And since it's a secret, you haven't seen me. I'm not even here.
00:58Oh, really?
01:00I have to join the captain.
01:04He's on his way back from Monterey with cannons to chase the chumash off some land they're occupying.
01:09No! Cannons?
01:11Oh, yes. Actually, just two cannons, you see. But that's a secret.
01:17That's a secret.
01:22Oh, come on, Carlos. You can't let a brave lancer from His Majesty's army go hungry, huh?
01:29Yes, I can. Sergeant, you will leave here hungry. Now pay for the drink you finished in secret.
01:37You know, I'll have plenty of money soon, because I'm going to capture that Zorro.
01:52Ah! Zorro!
01:59What?
02:07What's the matter, Tyna? Are you worried? Is a storm coming?
02:22I can sense something's coming our way.
02:27No, can't be a storm. It's too sunny for a storm.
02:32Tyna, can I go for a swim?
02:34Sure you can.
02:37Hey, there. Show some respect, young cub.
03:07I've never seen a young Hidalgo paint a picture.
03:26I'm painting it for you, Doña Maria. But it pales in comparison to the world's finest art, your cooking.
03:32Thank you, Diego.
03:36Diego!
03:37Ines, what's going on?
03:38Bernardo heard Sergeant Garcia say Captain Monasterio went to Monterey to bring back cannons.
03:44What's he planning on doing?
03:45Bomb the Chumash Village.
03:47Father, you should have told us that your guests were already here.
03:52Don Luis, Carmen, at last. The delicious smells from the kitchen have been hours of pure torture.
04:02Diego, did you paint this landscape?
04:04Yes, I did. Do you think it shows talent? I could have got into the Academy of Noble Arts.
04:11Hmm, a painter in the family. We might as well have a flamenco dancer.
04:18Ole, ole!
04:19Well, Father, Diego's only teasing. It's just a pastime.
04:24Oh, Carmen! A little present from the three of us.
04:30Oh, Ines, it's magnificent.
04:33I had it sent from Spain. How sweet of you. I am so pleased.
04:38Really, thank you. I love it.
04:40I love it.
05:11Sergeant, I can't put up with these flies.
05:15Oh, I'm hungry. Starving.
05:19It's cruel to make us head out on empty stomachs.
05:22Oh!
05:23Oh!
05:24Hmm.
05:26Hmm.
05:31Ah!
05:35Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:38Oh!
05:39Only shooing... only shooing a fly, Captain.
05:42He's attacked, Gonzales.
05:44Silence, Garcia. You're up next for Canandui.
05:47You too, Corporal.
05:49Hmm.
05:51Let's conduct that test to see if our artillery can wipe out the Chumash Village.
05:59But cannons? From Monterey?
06:02Our army has become a bunch of marauding brigands.
06:06If all of us friends and rancheros pull together, we can take their cannons.
06:11Father, I beg you, be careful.
06:14You're right about that, Captain Monasterio, but this is too dangerous.
06:17Oh, well, if I were Don Diego de la Vega, I'd make those awful tyrants back down.
06:24Yes, I'd rush in and destroy their cannons.
06:27Ines, you know I'm against any form of violence.
06:31I generally am too, Diego, but he's right in this case.
06:35I beg you, Father, please don't venture into such a risky plan.
06:38We're not afraid of those miserable lancers, nor of that full Monasterio.
06:44Oh, my back.
06:46Oh, your old wound, Father.
06:49I'm fine, darling. It's nothing.
06:52They will not prevail.
06:57Wow, impressive.
06:58I hope you'll forgive me, Doña Maria, but it's time to teach that Captain Monasterio a lesson or two.
07:08Hmm.
07:12Hmm.
07:13Hmm.
07:15Hmm.
07:17Hmm.
07:18Hmm.
07:20Hmm.
07:21It's the perfect spot.
07:22Oh, gee, let's go.
07:23OUAHH!
07:25Attention!
07:26At my command!
07:27Hmm. Hmm. It's the perfect spot.
07:35Attention! At my command! First cannon!
07:40Fire!
07:52Second cannon! Fire!
07:57Oh!
08:07Silence, you fools! Let me savor the moment.
08:14I can't wait to see the damage we'll inflict on that filthy Indian village.
08:23Diego, you haven't changed your mind?
08:25It's far too dangerous, Father. We're powerless against cannon fire. Please, don't go, Father.
08:31Take my scarf, Father. It'll bring you good luck.
08:35My dear sweet little Carmen, hurry home and don't worry.
08:40Let's get going.
08:44Hmm.
08:45Hmm.
08:47Come on, quick!
08:53Oh!
08:55You hear that noise?
08:57Huh?
08:59It sounds horrible.
09:01Listen, there it goes again.
09:02That?
09:03That?
09:04Well now, Corporal, that's my belly growling. My belly and I are both starving.
09:10Silence! He'll hear you. Who will?
09:12Zora?
09:13Huh?
09:14I'll beg you he's nearby.
09:15I...
09:16Wha?
09:17Shhh!
09:21They've all gone mad now.
09:23Attacking the Lancers at their age.
09:26And Diego letting his father set out alone.
09:30Carmen, hurry back home.
09:32Ugh, this is pure folly.
09:33I'll go back now and rescue them all.
09:36Gap!
09:41Grilled meats?
09:43Or a heap of frioles?
09:47Beans.
09:49Gonzales.
09:51Sergeant Gonzales.
09:54My head!
09:59Ha!
10:00Ha!
10:01Ha!
10:03Silence!
10:04Smothered in thick red chili sauce.
10:08Grandmother!
10:10Oh, look!
10:12Look, it's Ines!
10:14It's Ines!
10:16My sweet Ines!
10:18What brings you here at this hour, dear?
10:20An ill-womeness.
10:22Oh, look!
10:24It's Ines!
10:26It's Ines!
10:28It's Ines!
10:30It's Ines!
10:32My sweet Ines!
10:34What brings you here at this hour, dear?
10:36An ill-wind, I'm afraid, Grandmother.
10:38Oh.
11:06Quick Tornado!
11:08Hiya!
11:10And chicken!
11:12No, a big capon!
11:14Roasted we!
11:16Roasted we!
11:18Roasted we!
11:20Zorro!
11:22Whoa!
11:24Whoa!
11:26Whoa!
11:28Whoa!
11:30Whoa!
11:32Whoa!
11:34Whoa!
11:36Whoa!
11:38It's an ambush!
11:56Thanks.
11:57We'd never have guessed.
11:59Unhitch the horses!
12:00Protect the carriages!
12:02Careful!
12:04What are your orders, Sergeant?
12:06Retreat!
12:07No!
12:08Charge!
12:09No!
12:10Wait!
12:11Who threw those torches?
12:14This isn't Zorro.
12:16Must be.
12:17But if it isn't...
12:21Stop your gabbing and go get them!
12:25Yes, sir!
12:26Yes, Captain!
12:27Lancers!
12:29Charge!
12:31Chief!
12:32Nooo!
12:36Move it!
12:37Hurry up!
12:38They're well armed, but we've slowed them down.
13:07Let's retreat.
13:09Soldiers, attack formation!
13:11Go get those men!
13:26Help!
13:27Help!
13:29Oh.
13:30Huh?
13:32Who are you?
13:37You think you're some sort of Zorro?
13:39What?
13:43No, because I am Zorro.
13:48Now, now, it's dangerous playing with a firearm, Captain.
13:52You might get hurt.
13:54You need an army now, my friend?
13:57I don't know who these horsemen are, but they did good prep work.
14:05En garde, Captain!
14:07You've lost your sword?
14:09How terribly sad, sir.
14:11Hold on, Captain!
14:14Oh!
14:15Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:17Oh!
14:18Oh!
14:19Idiot!
14:20Creighton!
14:21Ninkapoop!
14:22Hee hee!
14:23Here I am, Captain!
14:24Hold on!
14:27Take all the time you need.
14:29Lovely night, isn't it?
14:31Oh!
14:32A shooting star!
14:33Zorro!
14:34Come back!
14:41Zorro!
14:42Come back!
14:50Get him!
14:51Get him!
14:57Zorro!
14:58Surrender!
14:59Sure thing, Sergeant.
15:01Whoa!
15:04There he is!
15:05Get him!
15:08Don't let him get away!
15:19Mommy!
15:21Oh!
15:22Hello, Captain!
15:24Sergeant Garcia, pincer formation!
15:27Catch him!
15:28Oh!
15:30Corporal!
15:31Over here!
15:32Rally the men still by the cannons!
15:37You two!
15:38Over there!
15:39While me and the others go...
15:41To the other side!
15:42Yes, Sergeant!
15:43Pincer formation!
15:46Zorro!
15:48Zorro!
15:49Zorro!
15:52Oh, good.
15:53He's run away, huh?
15:55Now we can go back to the others now.
15:57Oh!
15:58Oh!
16:20Captain!
16:21Come quick!
16:22Please!
16:23I want that man arrested!
16:24I want that man arrested!
16:29I want that man arrested!
16:30Catch him!
16:32Got you!
16:38Oh!
16:43Hmm.
16:46Kia!
16:54Whoa!
16:55Was that Zoro who dove in? Who saw him?
16:57I'm not really sure, Captain. I didn't have the time to get a good look.
17:01No, no, I'm still here.
17:04You shouldn't have set out to get these cannons in Monterey, Captain.
17:09You'll be sorry you did.
17:11Hmm. Your goose is cooked!
17:21Sergeant, follow him!
17:23Oh, and don't let him get away this time!
17:25Artillery, aim your cannons at that outlaw!
17:27Yes, sir!
17:32Oh!
17:36Attention! Prepare to fire!
17:38Attack!
17:41To the right! To the right!
17:44This way, guys!
17:47Speed up!
17:48To the left! To the left!
17:50There!
17:51Oh!
17:58Tornado! Ready?
18:07Turn the cannons and fire at that masked man!
18:11If I were you, I'd take cover!
18:14Fire!
18:16Not bad!
18:17Ah!
18:22Not bad!
18:23Uh-oh!
18:25Huh!
18:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:29Buenas noches, Capitan!
18:31Huh?
18:32Put out that fire!
18:33She's going to blow!
18:35Ha!
18:37Uh-oh!
18:38Hold back the carriages! I said, hold them back, you ninjas!
18:42Yes, Captain!
18:46Gonzales!
18:56I wonder how he did that.
18:59Shut up, you ninny.
19:08We mustn't linger here, Senorita. I recognized your father in the skirmish. He got away, but he dropped this as he rode off.
19:21And the others? The Rancheros? Don Alejandro?
19:25They're all fine. I can't say the same for Captain Monasterio and his cannons. Come, I'll keep you company. This area is infested with banditos.
19:38You're safe now.
19:47Adios!
19:48Adios!
19:59Yay!
20:01Whee!
20:03Yeah!
20:05Woohoo!
20:10Who are you?
20:11Shh. You're better off not knowing. A smart fox stays in his hiding place. Especially by day.
20:22I'm rather fond of foxes.
20:25You must have heard a thousand times your ravishing.
20:29We'll meet again sometime soon.
20:31I hope so.
20:33Parting is such sweet sorrow, Senorita.
20:36Ha ha ha!
20:37Ha ha!
20:40Adios!
20:46J-
20:59PEDRO
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