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THE CANNONS OF MONTEREY
Dorothy Kumar
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7 months ago
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00:00
Oh, Mommy! Mommy! Look!
00:09
Oh, kids, it's Zorro!
00:16
Yes, it is, Carlos. This mission is really and truly special.
00:28
Sergeant Garcia, I very clearly remember the last three special missions.
00:33
And a few meals that you never paid me for.
00:47
So then... Sergeant?
00:49
But this time, it's a secret special mission.
00:53
And since it's a secret, you haven't seen me. I'm not even here.
00:58
Oh, really?
01:00
I have to join the captain.
01:04
He's on his way back from Monterey with cannons to chase the chumash off some land they're occupying.
01:09
No! Cannons?
01:11
Oh, yes. Actually, just two cannons, you see. But that's a secret.
01:17
That's a secret.
01:22
Oh, come on, Carlos. You can't let a brave lancer from His Majesty's army go hungry, huh?
01:29
Yes, I can. Sergeant, you will leave here hungry. Now pay for the drink you finished in secret.
01:37
You know, I'll have plenty of money soon, because I'm going to capture that Zorro.
01:52
Ah! Zorro!
01:59
What?
02:07
What's the matter, Tyna? Are you worried? Is a storm coming?
02:22
I can sense something's coming our way.
02:27
No, can't be a storm. It's too sunny for a storm.
02:32
Tyna, can I go for a swim?
02:34
Sure you can.
02:37
Hey, there. Show some respect, young cub.
03:07
I've never seen a young Hidalgo paint a picture.
03:26
I'm painting it for you, Doña Maria. But it pales in comparison to the world's finest art, your cooking.
03:32
Thank you, Diego.
03:36
Diego!
03:37
Ines, what's going on?
03:38
Bernardo heard Sergeant Garcia say Captain Monasterio went to Monterey to bring back cannons.
03:44
What's he planning on doing?
03:45
Bomb the Chumash Village.
03:47
Father, you should have told us that your guests were already here.
03:52
Don Luis, Carmen, at last. The delicious smells from the kitchen have been hours of pure torture.
04:02
Diego, did you paint this landscape?
04:04
Yes, I did. Do you think it shows talent? I could have got into the Academy of Noble Arts.
04:11
Hmm, a painter in the family. We might as well have a flamenco dancer.
04:18
Ole, ole!
04:19
Well, Father, Diego's only teasing. It's just a pastime.
04:24
Oh, Carmen! A little present from the three of us.
04:30
Oh, Ines, it's magnificent.
04:33
I had it sent from Spain. How sweet of you. I am so pleased.
04:38
Really, thank you. I love it.
04:40
I love it.
05:11
Sergeant, I can't put up with these flies.
05:15
Oh, I'm hungry. Starving.
05:19
It's cruel to make us head out on empty stomachs.
05:22
Oh!
05:23
Oh!
05:24
Hmm.
05:26
Hmm.
05:31
Ah!
05:35
Oh!
05:37
Oh!
05:38
Oh!
05:39
Only shooing... only shooing a fly, Captain.
05:42
He's attacked, Gonzales.
05:44
Silence, Garcia. You're up next for Canandui.
05:47
You too, Corporal.
05:49
Hmm.
05:51
Let's conduct that test to see if our artillery can wipe out the Chumash Village.
05:59
But cannons? From Monterey?
06:02
Our army has become a bunch of marauding brigands.
06:06
If all of us friends and rancheros pull together, we can take their cannons.
06:11
Father, I beg you, be careful.
06:14
You're right about that, Captain Monasterio, but this is too dangerous.
06:17
Oh, well, if I were Don Diego de la Vega, I'd make those awful tyrants back down.
06:24
Yes, I'd rush in and destroy their cannons.
06:27
Ines, you know I'm against any form of violence.
06:31
I generally am too, Diego, but he's right in this case.
06:35
I beg you, Father, please don't venture into such a risky plan.
06:38
We're not afraid of those miserable lancers, nor of that full Monasterio.
06:44
Oh, my back.
06:46
Oh, your old wound, Father.
06:49
I'm fine, darling. It's nothing.
06:52
They will not prevail.
06:57
Wow, impressive.
06:58
I hope you'll forgive me, Doña Maria, but it's time to teach that Captain Monasterio a lesson or two.
07:08
Hmm.
07:12
Hmm.
07:13
Hmm.
07:15
Hmm.
07:17
Hmm.
07:18
Hmm.
07:20
Hmm.
07:21
It's the perfect spot.
07:22
Oh, gee, let's go.
07:23
OUAHH!
07:25
Attention!
07:26
At my command!
07:27
Hmm. Hmm. It's the perfect spot.
07:35
Attention! At my command! First cannon!
07:40
Fire!
07:52
Second cannon! Fire!
07:57
Oh!
08:07
Silence, you fools! Let me savor the moment.
08:14
I can't wait to see the damage we'll inflict on that filthy Indian village.
08:23
Diego, you haven't changed your mind?
08:25
It's far too dangerous, Father. We're powerless against cannon fire. Please, don't go, Father.
08:31
Take my scarf, Father. It'll bring you good luck.
08:35
My dear sweet little Carmen, hurry home and don't worry.
08:40
Let's get going.
08:44
Hmm.
08:45
Hmm.
08:47
Come on, quick!
08:53
Oh!
08:55
You hear that noise?
08:57
Huh?
08:59
It sounds horrible.
09:01
Listen, there it goes again.
09:02
That?
09:03
That?
09:04
Well now, Corporal, that's my belly growling. My belly and I are both starving.
09:10
Silence! He'll hear you. Who will?
09:12
Zora?
09:13
Huh?
09:14
I'll beg you he's nearby.
09:15
I...
09:16
Wha?
09:17
Shhh!
09:21
They've all gone mad now.
09:23
Attacking the Lancers at their age.
09:26
And Diego letting his father set out alone.
09:30
Carmen, hurry back home.
09:32
Ugh, this is pure folly.
09:33
I'll go back now and rescue them all.
09:36
Gap!
09:41
Grilled meats?
09:43
Or a heap of frioles?
09:47
Beans.
09:49
Gonzales.
09:51
Sergeant Gonzales.
09:54
My head!
09:59
Ha!
10:00
Ha!
10:01
Ha!
10:03
Silence!
10:04
Smothered in thick red chili sauce.
10:08
Grandmother!
10:10
Oh, look!
10:12
Look, it's Ines!
10:14
It's Ines!
10:16
My sweet Ines!
10:18
What brings you here at this hour, dear?
10:20
An ill-womeness.
10:22
Oh, look!
10:24
It's Ines!
10:26
It's Ines!
10:28
It's Ines!
10:30
It's Ines!
10:32
My sweet Ines!
10:34
What brings you here at this hour, dear?
10:36
An ill-wind, I'm afraid, Grandmother.
10:38
Oh.
11:06
Quick Tornado!
11:08
Hiya!
11:10
And chicken!
11:12
No, a big capon!
11:14
Roasted we!
11:16
Roasted we!
11:18
Roasted we!
11:20
Zorro!
11:22
Whoa!
11:24
Whoa!
11:26
Whoa!
11:28
Whoa!
11:30
Whoa!
11:32
Whoa!
11:34
Whoa!
11:36
Whoa!
11:38
It's an ambush!
11:56
Thanks.
11:57
We'd never have guessed.
11:59
Unhitch the horses!
12:00
Protect the carriages!
12:02
Careful!
12:04
What are your orders, Sergeant?
12:06
Retreat!
12:07
No!
12:08
Charge!
12:09
No!
12:10
Wait!
12:11
Who threw those torches?
12:14
This isn't Zorro.
12:16
Must be.
12:17
But if it isn't...
12:21
Stop your gabbing and go get them!
12:25
Yes, sir!
12:26
Yes, Captain!
12:27
Lancers!
12:29
Charge!
12:31
Chief!
12:32
Nooo!
12:36
Move it!
12:37
Hurry up!
12:38
They're well armed, but we've slowed them down.
13:07
Let's retreat.
13:09
Soldiers, attack formation!
13:11
Go get those men!
13:26
Help!
13:27
Help!
13:29
Oh.
13:30
Huh?
13:32
Who are you?
13:37
You think you're some sort of Zorro?
13:39
What?
13:43
No, because I am Zorro.
13:48
Now, now, it's dangerous playing with a firearm, Captain.
13:52
You might get hurt.
13:54
You need an army now, my friend?
13:57
I don't know who these horsemen are, but they did good prep work.
14:05
En garde, Captain!
14:07
You've lost your sword?
14:09
How terribly sad, sir.
14:11
Hold on, Captain!
14:14
Oh!
14:15
Oh!
14:16
Oh!
14:17
Oh!
14:18
Oh!
14:19
Idiot!
14:20
Creighton!
14:21
Ninkapoop!
14:22
Hee hee!
14:23
Here I am, Captain!
14:24
Hold on!
14:27
Take all the time you need.
14:29
Lovely night, isn't it?
14:31
Oh!
14:32
A shooting star!
14:33
Zorro!
14:34
Come back!
14:41
Zorro!
14:42
Come back!
14:50
Get him!
14:51
Get him!
14:57
Zorro!
14:58
Surrender!
14:59
Sure thing, Sergeant.
15:01
Whoa!
15:04
There he is!
15:05
Get him!
15:08
Don't let him get away!
15:19
Mommy!
15:21
Oh!
15:22
Hello, Captain!
15:24
Sergeant Garcia, pincer formation!
15:27
Catch him!
15:28
Oh!
15:30
Corporal!
15:31
Over here!
15:32
Rally the men still by the cannons!
15:37
You two!
15:38
Over there!
15:39
While me and the others go...
15:41
To the other side!
15:42
Yes, Sergeant!
15:43
Pincer formation!
15:46
Zorro!
15:48
Zorro!
15:49
Zorro!
15:52
Oh, good.
15:53
He's run away, huh?
15:55
Now we can go back to the others now.
15:57
Oh!
15:58
Oh!
16:20
Captain!
16:21
Come quick!
16:22
Please!
16:23
I want that man arrested!
16:24
I want that man arrested!
16:29
I want that man arrested!
16:30
Catch him!
16:32
Got you!
16:38
Oh!
16:43
Hmm.
16:46
Kia!
16:54
Whoa!
16:55
Was that Zoro who dove in? Who saw him?
16:57
I'm not really sure, Captain. I didn't have the time to get a good look.
17:01
No, no, I'm still here.
17:04
You shouldn't have set out to get these cannons in Monterey, Captain.
17:09
You'll be sorry you did.
17:11
Hmm. Your goose is cooked!
17:21
Sergeant, follow him!
17:23
Oh, and don't let him get away this time!
17:25
Artillery, aim your cannons at that outlaw!
17:27
Yes, sir!
17:32
Oh!
17:36
Attention! Prepare to fire!
17:38
Attack!
17:41
To the right! To the right!
17:44
This way, guys!
17:47
Speed up!
17:48
To the left! To the left!
17:50
There!
17:51
Oh!
17:58
Tornado! Ready?
18:07
Turn the cannons and fire at that masked man!
18:11
If I were you, I'd take cover!
18:14
Fire!
18:16
Not bad!
18:17
Ah!
18:22
Not bad!
18:23
Uh-oh!
18:25
Huh!
18:27
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:28
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:29
Buenas noches, Capitan!
18:31
Huh?
18:32
Put out that fire!
18:33
She's going to blow!
18:35
Ha!
18:37
Uh-oh!
18:38
Hold back the carriages! I said, hold them back, you ninjas!
18:42
Yes, Captain!
18:46
Gonzales!
18:56
I wonder how he did that.
18:59
Shut up, you ninny.
19:08
We mustn't linger here, Senorita. I recognized your father in the skirmish. He got away, but he dropped this as he rode off.
19:21
And the others? The Rancheros? Don Alejandro?
19:25
They're all fine. I can't say the same for Captain Monasterio and his cannons. Come, I'll keep you company. This area is infested with banditos.
19:38
You're safe now.
19:47
Adios!
19:48
Adios!
19:59
Yay!
20:01
Whee!
20:03
Yeah!
20:05
Woohoo!
20:10
Who are you?
20:11
Shh. You're better off not knowing. A smart fox stays in his hiding place. Especially by day.
20:22
I'm rather fond of foxes.
20:25
You must have heard a thousand times your ravishing.
20:29
We'll meet again sometime soon.
20:31
I hope so.
20:33
Parting is such sweet sorrow, Senorita.
20:36
Ha ha ha!
20:37
Ha ha!
20:40
Adios!
20:46
J-
20:59
PEDRO
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