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00:00Oh honey, I'm so nervous.
00:02Don't be. They're going to love you.
00:04I'll be home soon.
00:05Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:07Fresh flowers in the room?
00:08Check.
00:09Candles?
00:10Check.
00:11Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:12I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the spring gala.
00:16Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:18Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince.
00:24Oh my god.
00:25And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:28Oh my goodness.
00:30The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:32Be careful!
00:33This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:37I think they're here.
00:38Oh my goodness.
00:39Okay.
00:40Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:42Okay.
00:43Okay.
00:44Let's just...
00:48Stop with the bumps.
00:50You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Oh!
00:52Sorry.
00:53You're a royal chauffeur.
00:56Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:58I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position, but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:03And you're going to help me.
01:05Please don't ask me to help me.
01:06Sure.
01:07I can't afford to lose this job.
01:09I've got a family to support.
01:10I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:12And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:15Every last little detail.
01:18Ah!
01:22Ah!
01:23If you have an aunt in the house, do you don't see them as a volunteer?
01:24I'm sure he can reach all of these many writers are willing to help me out.
01:25Sometimes he's not really safe.
01:26Because he's been waiting for them to leave.
01:35Chris, please sit right now.
01:37Ms. Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:51Congratulations on your engagement.
01:54Thanks.
01:55Engagement?
01:56What the hell is she talking about?
01:58When will the prince be arriving?
01:59These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:03This can be fun.
02:04He'll be here in a few days.
02:06Maybe see the ring.
02:08You know, the engagement ring.
02:12Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:15Oh, okay.
02:16Um, your suitcases?
02:19Crap.
02:21The airline lost them.
02:25They'll be delivered later.
02:27Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:30It's Ms.
02:32Ms.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:36Ah, this is it, Pamela.
02:47Ah.
02:47This is it, Pamela.
02:49Ah.
02:49Hello?
03:00Yes.
03:01What?
03:02We don't want any.
03:03Oh, sorry.
03:05Hi.
03:06I'm Pamela Ross.
03:09The princess's fiance.
03:11I'm Pamela Ross.
03:19The princess's fiance.
03:21Right.
03:22And I'm Queen Sarah.
03:23Get out of here before I call security.
03:24What?
03:26What is going on here?
03:28This freak claims to be you.
03:30Uh, she's a fraud.
03:32I'm the princess's fiance.
03:34What?
03:34She's lying.
03:37It's a fake.
03:39Uh, okay.
03:42If you're the prince's fiance, then when's his birthday?
03:45February 17th, 1999.
03:47Where'd you go to school?
03:48USC.
03:49BA in Business Administration.
03:51Okay.
03:53Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:56Mint.
03:57Chocolate.
03:58Chip.
03:58How do you know all of that?
04:00Who are you?
04:01I'm Pamela Ross.
04:03Fiancee of Prince Matthew of Westmarch.
04:07Soon to be princess and future queen of Westmarch.
04:11Okay.
04:17If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's
04:23fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:25Of course I'll be attending.
04:29They're auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:32I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:35But wait a second.
04:37Hang on.
04:41I want to wear that gown.
05:11Shameless bitch!
05:20That'll teach you.
05:22Fraud.
05:23Freak.
05:24Loser.
05:37What is going on here?
05:39Who are you?
05:40Hi, I'm Daniel.
05:41Matthew's older brother.
05:42I'm here for the Spring Gala.
05:44He was abdicated from the throne a few years back after that incident.
05:46Shh.
05:47I know this.
05:48Of course I know this.
05:49You're my assistant.
05:51This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancé.
05:54I am his fiancé.
05:56No, I'm his fiancé.
05:58And I want this imposter gone.
06:02I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:04Oh, shut up.
06:05Excuse me?
06:06I am the future princess, future queen of the Westmarch.
06:10And I want her out!
06:13Now!
06:14Shut up!
06:15You hag!
06:16You have the manners of a pig!
06:23Bitch fight.
06:26You know what?
06:27You bitch!
06:38I am going to get you!
06:42You want us to clean yourself up?
06:44Yeah.
06:44Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:46Daniel.
07:05Let's try this again.
07:07Welcome to Westmarch.
07:08Oh my goodness.
07:09They're beautiful.
07:10I picked them myself.
07:13Wow.
07:14Your brother didn't tell me how charming you were.
07:15Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
07:18Oh.
07:19Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:21Anyhow, I came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:25You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:28Are you sure you want to do that?
07:30Now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:32I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:36And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:40So, shall we?
07:42Let's.
07:43Okay.
07:45She's a nobody.
08:15And we've never even met.
08:17Mother, she's a very talented designer.
08:19She just graduated from the Fashion Institute, and designing your dress would really put her
08:23on the map.
08:24When does she get here?
08:26She's already here.
08:27Then why haven't I met her?
08:28Because you're sick, mother.
08:30Daniel, quiet.
08:31I am speaking to your better brother.
08:35My darling boy.
08:37You're going to love Pamela.
08:38I promise.
08:39Okay.
08:41I love.
08:42I love you, mother.
08:43I love you more.
08:50Daniel, sort out this dress disaster.
08:53I really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags.
08:56Yes, mother.
08:57And don't mess it up this time.
09:01And don't mess it up this time.
09:01I love you, mother.
09:30I
09:34Don't know she's pretending that she's me
09:37She says that she's your fiance and she knows all these personal details about you. It's creepy. What about my brother?
09:43He's been great. I think he might be the only person who actually believes me. Should I call my mother? No
09:50No, no, no. She's already doesn't feel well. The last thing I want to do is cause problems for her
09:54I really want her to like me. She will. She'll adore you just as I do
09:59I hope so. I'll be back in a few days once I'm back. I'll set her straight. Hon
10:04I appreciate that, but I
10:06Want to earn her respect and love myself spoken like the true princess of Westmarch
10:12Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Well, can you blame me? I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
10:17I love you so much. I'm the luckiest girl alive, and I'm the luckiest guy
10:22Okay, I should run. I love you. I love you more
10:29What are you doing here?
10:31What are you doing here?
10:33What are you doing here? I'm here for the fundraiser. What are you doing here?
10:41I'm attending the fundraiser that hearts and roses gown is mine
10:45You don't have an invitation
10:49Then what's this? Yeah, what's that? What's that?
10:52Stop that stop it right now stop it
10:57How did you get that I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Huffington's fundraiser tomorrow. That's impossible. I don't care do it
11:06It was hand-delivered to me addressed to the princess of Westmarch
11:25You're lying where is your invitation fraud?
11:30Right here
11:33Give that back
11:35Give it back
11:39You all are acting like white trash
11:52Thank you that invitation is forged well, it looks quite real to me
12:02You all are acting like white trash
12:06Shout our company to the ballroom
12:10It's right this way, then I have some personal matters to attend to
12:13Okay
12:28Great
12:29Does anyone smell something rotten?
12:35I do
12:36Ew
12:37Let's just get through this
12:40Shall we ladies?
12:45Security
12:46There's a hooker here
12:48Who crashed the event so she can pick up men
12:50Actually there's an impostor here pretending that she's me
12:53You can't even afford a hearts and roses gown
12:55We'll see about that
12:56Leave now before I drag you out by your hair?
12:59I dare you
13:00Security there is an impostor here
13:01Security
13:02What is going on here?
13:03Great
13:04It's him
13:05The old abdicated brother
13:06The shame of the family
13:08And she's his hooker
13:10Enough
13:11Enough
13:12Enough
13:13Enough
13:14The auction is about to begin
13:16Please
13:17Ignore them
13:18Ladies and gentlemen
13:19Thank you for attending my event
13:22Thus far we've raised over one million dollars for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity
13:28We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here
13:29But onward to the highlight of the evening
13:30It's time to auction this authentic event for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity
13:34We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here
13:41But onward to the highlight of the evening
13:45It's time to auction this authentic Hearts and Roses gown
13:49Valued at two million dollars for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity
13:52We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here
13:55But onward to the highlight of the evening
13:57It's time to auction this authentic Hearts and Roses gown
14:01Valued at two million dollars
14:04And donated by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous
14:11Nobody knows the true identity of Hearts and Roses
14:13Shhh
14:15Now, do we have an opening bid of one hundred thousand dollars?
14:20One hundred thousand
14:22We have one hundred thousand dollars
14:24Now do I hear five hundred thousand dollars?
14:27One million dollar
14:29We have one million dollars
14:31Now do I hear two million?
14:34Two million dollars
14:36Ten
14:37Ten
14:38Ten million dollars
14:42Ten million dollars
14:45We have ten million dollars for Hearts and Roses gown
14:50Going once, going twice, sold to Prince Daniel
14:57It's a gift for you, my lovely friend
15:03Oh, that's too much
15:04Oh, really?
15:05Considering what you've had to deal with tonight?
15:07It's nothing
15:08Thank you
15:09My dear, would you do us the honor of modeling this dress?
15:13Yes, I'd love to
15:14Marvelous
15:15Thank you
15:16Security!
15:17This woman is a fraud
15:20As the fiancé of Prince Matthew, I think she needs to be thrown out immediately
15:27Security!
15:28Guards!
15:30But...
15:31But...
15:32I'm the Prince's fiancé
15:34Wait, wait
15:35Let go of me!
15:36Leave her alone
15:37As second in line to the Crown, you are fired! Leave now!
15:50Please excuse that
15:52May I accompany you to your dressing room?
15:54Yes
15:55Thank you
15:56You have to admit, he's pretty sexy
16:03Yeah
16:04Shut up!
16:13Exquisite
16:14Beautiful
16:15She looks just like a princess
16:17Yes
16:18Yeah
16:21Wait
16:22Oh!
16:23I suppose that
16:25Now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that
16:30I am Hearts and Roses
16:33I designed that dress
16:35She's Hearts and Roses?
16:37Her identity is finally revealed
16:40How thrilling
16:42That's impossible
16:44It is possible
16:45Because I designed that dress
16:46No
16:47No
16:48No, it's not possible
16:49Because I designed this dress
16:53I'm Hearts and Roses
16:58I'm Hearts and Roses
16:59I'm Hearts and Roses
17:01Sorry
17:03Now I've heard everything
17:06The fraud freak is a pathological liar
17:11I'm not lying and I can prove it
17:13We all know that Hearts and Roses
17:15Sews a hidden gem into each dress
17:17Right?
17:18Tell us something we don't already know
17:20Well I sewed a red ruby into this bodice
17:23I can go to the bathroom and take it off
17:25Pick out the seam
17:27Just to prove it all to you
17:30Yeah, that's a good idea
17:31Let her prove it
17:32I'll take care of that
17:34I'll take care of that
17:44What the fuck?
17:45You freak
17:46Why would you do that?
17:48Now the ruby is missing
17:50How is she supposed to prove it now?
17:51Now what?
17:53I am Pamela Ross
17:55I am Hearts and Roses
17:57And I will not stand for these games anymore
18:01You've gone too far
18:03Stop!
18:06Stop!
18:10Stop!
18:15What's the meaning of this?
18:16Your highness
18:17This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancé
18:20And now she claims to be Hearts and Roses
18:23Your highness
18:25I am the real Pamela Ross
18:28I am Matthew's fiancé
18:29And I am so honored to meet you
18:35You may stand, my dear
18:36You
18:41You fraud
18:43How dare you
18:45Look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event
18:50Daniel, your taste in women hasn't improved
18:54Another hussy
18:56This woman is a liar
18:58Fool out, both of you
19:00Madam, I don't know who she is
19:01But she's pulled the wool over your eyes
19:03Just like everyone else
19:07How dare you
19:25What the hell is going on here?
19:29What the hell is going on here?
19:30Matthew
19:31What'd they do to you, baby?
19:35What'd they do to you, baby?
19:43Mother, what is the meaning of this?
19:45She claims to be your fiancé
19:47She is my fiancé
19:49So you think you can just waltz in here
19:52And marry into this family?
19:54Look at you
19:56You're a whore
19:57Trying to manipulate my son
20:00You think you're the true Hearts and Roses?
20:03You're a fake
20:05She's a fraud
20:06And she's a whore
20:08She is Hearts and Roses
20:11What are you saying?
20:12I had you investigated?
20:14I had you investigated
20:16And I know you're not Pamela Ross
20:18You're Misha Dankworth
20:20And you're a grifter
20:23You're Misha Dankworth
20:24And you're a grifter
20:25You've been arrested twice for shoplifting
20:27And your brother works here at the palace
20:29And you're a flaccid loser
20:31Who's never gonna live up to his younger brother's greatness
20:33What's your point?
20:34Listen
20:36I think you want my brother
20:38And I want Pamela
20:39You burn his balls
20:41He should be with me
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just wanna fuck with Mama's boy in there
20:46And I just wanna fuck Mama's boy
20:48Well, then maybe
20:50Maybe we could help each other out
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:54Well...
20:58Well, Hearts and Roses
21:00Is my favorite designer
21:01I was thinking of asking them to design a dress
21:05For the Royal Charity Gala
21:07Maybe
21:09Stop!
21:10I have had both of these women investigated
21:12And according to my information
21:13This woman, Misha
21:15Is the True Hearts and Roses as she claims to be
21:21Misha is the True Hearts and Roses as she claims to be
21:24Daniel, you know that's not true
21:26I'm sorry Pamela
21:29I'm so sorry
21:31I pretended to be Pamela to get close to you
21:34And I wanted to design a dress for you for the gala
21:38But now my surprise is ruined
21:41Clever girl
21:43My staff have been watching you, Misha
21:47And they've told me some very good things
21:50That you are a self-made woman
21:52You are full of confidence and strength
21:56You're the kind of woman who could rule the design world
21:59Kind of woman who might be a good queen one day
22:04This one
22:06Can't even possibly be a princess
22:09Let alone being anything else
22:12Mother, enough!
22:14Clearly Misha is the True Hearts and Roses
22:20And much more suitable for the Prince of Westmarch
22:25Matthew, I want you to marry her
22:28I want you to marry her
22:33I want you to marry her
22:35I will not
22:37Pamela is my fiancee
22:39And the love of my life
22:41But...
22:42I wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you
22:44A contest
22:48Both women
22:49Shall design a dress
22:51And then we will see
22:53Who the true Hearts and Roses is
22:55And the winner of the contest
22:57Shall design the dress for the gala
22:59For the queen
23:01My fuck-up son has had a good idea for once
23:05A contest it is
23:07And may the best woman win
23:09Next Saturday night
23:10You're just going to make a fool of yourself
23:15Shame on you
23:19Look, I'm sorry tonight was so hard
23:22Oh love
23:24How about I try to make you feel a little bit better?
23:27What did you have in mind?
23:30How about I show you just how much I love you?
23:35Just how much I love you
23:38Please do
24:05Not for me
24:08How about I show you
24:10What you have in mind?
24:11You miss the origin of the
24:35My brilliant fiancée.
24:53Thank you, handsome.
25:00I'm going to miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:03I'll be home as soon as the royal council is done with me.
25:06Of course.
25:07I totally understand.
25:09The life of a princess.
25:11Ha.
25:13And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:16I told you you don't need to do that.
25:17I'm going to win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:21Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:30Um...
25:31Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:37All right.
25:38I gotta go.
25:48I love you.
25:48I love you more.
25:50I love you.
26:16Uh, Pamela, I'm really sorry for blindsiding you
26:21with that fundraiser.
26:22I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:24It's OK.
26:26I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:28Well, um, I hope you do.
26:31I really don't know who to believe, um, at this point.
26:34But, uh, I hope it's you.
26:40Um, I think you're wonderful.
26:46Let me go get something for you.
27:16Here you go.
27:17Ah, thank you so much.
27:22A toast.
27:25To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:31Cheers.
27:32Cheers.
27:33Cheers.
27:42So how are the designs coming along?
27:45Um, fine.
27:48Um, I'm sorry.
27:50I just, I don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:56Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
27:58Um, oh, yeah.
28:04So the, the room is spinning.
28:08Can I get something for you?
28:09Can I help you?
28:10Can I do something?
28:11I think I'm going to faint.
28:13Um, I don't know what's wrong.
28:15What's wrong?
28:16I'm...
28:17I'm...
28:46I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:49You'll go through with it, or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:55Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:00Do it, Ralph.
29:01Or else.
29:13Oh, God.
29:14I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:17They're making me do this.
29:20You see, I have a wife and two daughters, and the little one isn't well, and the medical bills are killing me.
29:26My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:31Please, Miss Ross.
29:34I really need this job.
29:35Please forgive me.
29:40I really need this job.
29:41Please forgive me.
29:56I don't need this job.
29:57I can't do it, not mine.
29:59I can't do it.
30:00Not mine, I can't do it.
30:01But I can't do it.
30:18Uh!
30:21Ouch!
30:23How could you do this?
30:24How can you do this? What am I supposed to do?
30:27You'll figure something out. You always do.
30:29Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:33I will figure it out.
30:37I need to take that bitch down.
30:39If it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:49I still can't believe how much I must have drank in last night.
30:52My head hurts so much.
30:53You gotta hydrate, girl.
30:54Well, there you go.
30:56I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:02Was I obnoxious?
31:03Oh, I think you were absolutely darling.
31:07All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:09Oh, no worries.
31:10I put you there.
31:11I thought you were...
31:19Pamela, there's something I need to tell you,
31:21and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:23What is it?
31:24My God, you're beautiful.
31:26Daniel.
31:26Oh, really, I think you're magic.
31:29Daniel, I don't think...
31:30Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:37Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:39Daniel, I think you're lovely, but I, um...
31:46Your brother...
31:48I'm sorry.
31:53I think I'm going to be sick.
31:55Excuse me.
31:56Daniel, I think you're good.
31:56I know.
31:57You're probably hungry.
31:58You're so good.
31:58I don't even know.
31:59I don't even know.
32:00Fuck.
32:09Fuck!
32:10Fuck!
32:11Hello.
32:24Pamela, what's wrong?
32:31Pamela, what's wrong?
32:34Nothing.
32:35I, um, I just went for a jog.
32:40So, so, I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:44You're a dynamo.
32:48Something's wrong. I can hear it. Tell me.
32:52I, I just miss you.
32:53I miss you too. I'll be home soon.
32:56I know. I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:00Um, I'm okay though. I promise.
33:05I can't wait to be with you again. I love you.
33:09I love you too.
33:10Bye.
33:10Bye.
33:11Well, if it isn't
33:41the fake hearts and roses...
33:43Where's your address, Misha?
33:45I don't see you working on anything.
33:47All I see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else.
33:51My address is coming along fine.
33:53Also, it's fabulous.
33:56I'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow everyone's minds.
34:01I'm sure.
34:03And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are and dump your sorry ass.
34:09Misha?
34:11That's never going to happen.
34:13He loves me with all of his heart.
34:16And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:19Your sociopath is manipulating him with the skills you learn as a prostitute.
34:28Back off, Misha.
34:30The prince is mine.
34:32No, you back off!
34:34The prince is mine!
34:36Get out of here.
34:38Oh, your highness!
34:56What beautiful roses!
34:58Thank you, yes.
35:00Except they're getting really dirty.
35:06I'm wondering...
35:07You being the seamstress that you are, maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
35:16Yes?
35:21Hello?
35:22Um...
35:23Sure.
35:27I'd be happy to.
35:28Perfect.
35:29Ahem.
35:46Yes?
35:47I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:50Well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:54Right.
35:55I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones.
36:01Maybe even be friends.
36:03My gosh.
36:04That would actually be really amazing.
36:08Awesome.
36:09Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:12Ask friends.
36:13What is it?
36:15I'm wondering.
36:16The queen asked me to make her a gardening apron, and I'm just hoping that maybe in the spirit
36:28of our new friendship, you would make it for me since you're so talented.
36:35Well, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:40Please?
36:41Please what?
36:42Pretty please?
36:45Pretty please what?
36:46Pretty please with sugar on top?
36:49Let me think about it.
36:50Okay?
36:56Over my dead body.
37:00Now get out.
37:01You'll be sorry.
37:03Bitch.
37:13Your Highness.
37:16I heard that you needed a new gardening apron.
37:19So...
37:21I made this for you.
37:22I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:26I asked my darling Misha.
37:29You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:33By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:37Now scat!
37:42Oh!
37:43Your Highness!
37:44What a beautiful gardening apron!
37:45Oh!
37:46Your Highness!
37:47What a beautiful gardening apron!
37:48Oh!
37:49Where did you get it?
37:50That floozy Pamela made it.
37:51She did?
37:52Trying to win me over, I suppose.
37:53I suppose.
37:54I suppose.
37:55But...
37:56For a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
37:57Oh!
37:58Oh!
37:59Your Highness!
38:00What a beautiful gardening apron!
38:02Oh!
38:03Where did you get it?
38:04That floozy Pamela made it.
38:06She did?
38:07Trying to win me over, I suppose.
38:10I suppose.
38:12But...
38:14For a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:19We need to kick things up a notch.
38:34My plan isn't working.
38:35I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:37Well, she is his fiancée.
38:41Can we not start this again?
38:44I want her gone.
38:45What do you mean, gone?
38:47Dead.
38:48As in D-E-A-D, dead.
38:51You're talking murder?
38:53That's crazy.
38:54Don't say it.
38:55I want her gone, and you're going to help me do it.
38:58I will not.
38:59Besides, I got a weak stomach.
39:01Not you personally, you idiot.
39:03I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:05Someone good.
39:07I won't.
39:08You will.
39:09Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:12You wouldn't.
39:13I will.
39:14You are evil.
39:17And I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:27Welcome back.
39:35Can I ask you something?
39:36Yeah, what's up?
39:37What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:41Nothing happened, why?
39:42She said she drank a little too much.
39:45Ended up in a strange room.
39:47What's that got to do with me?
39:49She said you put her there.
39:51I did not look.
39:55Listen, I know you.
39:57I know your past.
39:59And I know just how low you're willing to sink.
40:02What are you trying to say?
40:04Little brother.
40:16Stay away from her.
40:17Or what?
40:18You don't want to know.
40:19What's your problem?
40:20Is your ego hurting?
40:21Are you afraid that your fuck-up little brother is going to steal your girlfriend?
40:37Take your best shot, pussy.
40:42Give it your best shot, pussy.
40:43Well, yeah.
40:44Well, yeah, let's see.
41:13You stay away from Pamela.
41:43He is out of control. He tried to kill me.
41:50Oh, darling, you're overreacting.
41:53He might be worthless, but he's not a killer.
41:57Probably hormones or something.
42:00This isn't hormonal. This is unabashed jealousy.
42:03He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:08I think he drugged her.
42:09Oh, no. I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:16Mother.
42:17The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:22I am Hearts and Roses.
42:24Liar!
42:25Stop! Just stop!
42:28I am Pamela Ross. I am Hearts and Roses.
42:32I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:36And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:39I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:44I will not!
42:46Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:50And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:53You will kimse away from me.
42:59You will ever know.
43:06You will never see anything in my life now.
43:11You will never know!
43:12You will never know.
43:13You will never anything from the war.
43:14I don't know.
43:44Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:01We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:04I think the Queen will love it.
44:06Absolutely love it.
44:07And by that point, everyone will know that I'm the real Hearts and Roses.
44:10And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:13I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:16You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:19Totally.
44:23What are you doing here?
44:25I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:28What are you doing here?
44:29We're checking out the space.
44:31The Queen sent us.
44:33Well, the Prince sent me.
44:35Oh my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:37Nude photos of Pamela Roths?
44:40What?
44:42Oh, Pam.
44:43Different.
44:43Why would you do that?
44:45Where did they come from?
44:46I don't know, but they're not cute.
44:48No.
44:49Oh my God.
44:49Look at the lingerie.
44:50Where did these come from?
44:54So much for Princess of West March.
44:56Slut.
44:57Poor tramp.
44:58Tramp?
45:00No.
45:13Don't open me!
45:14Hello?
45:15Help!
45:16Help me!
45:19Hey!
45:23Oh my hero.
45:25Are you OK?
45:26Did they hurt you, my love?
45:27I'm fine.
45:28Did they hurt you?
45:28No, no.
45:29I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:32Daniel, you OK?
45:33I'm fine.
45:41Who put you up to this?
45:42It wasn't me.
45:43Who put you up to this?
45:44He paid me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46Please stop, man.
45:48It was Ralph.
45:49I don't believe you.
45:50It was him.
45:51I swear.
45:53Get this piece of shit out of here.
45:56Here we go.
46:10I couldn't go through it.
46:11I swear.
46:11It wasn't my idea.
46:12I swear.
46:13Wait for it.
46:14Oh, boy.
46:14I told you, I know nothing about it. It's disgusting.
46:35What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:38Then how do you explain it?
46:39Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:41You're the black sheep of the family, and you invite suspicion.
46:45It had to be Ralph. He tried to have her killed. He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:49But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:52I think Daniel has a point.
46:57Ralph probably released the photos too.
47:00So Daniel may have a point for once.
47:04I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:05No problem. It's been shocking for us all.
47:11Stupid fucking machine. The shit's broken.
47:29I can glue it.
47:38Oh, it's so ugly.
47:41Fuck.
47:47What do you want?
47:49You need to get me out of here.
47:51I don't have time for this.
47:52Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:55Yeah, but I did it for you.
47:56Fine.
47:57If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
47:59No, I've got to go. I've got a fucking dress to make.
48:01This place is disgusting.
48:13I feel like I need a shower.
48:15Thanks for bailing me out.
48:16Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:19What do you mean?
48:23The Hearts and Roses dress competition is this weekend,
48:26and I need a fabulous dress so that I can beat that bitch.
48:29What's that supposed to do with me?
48:30You're going to get me a counterfeit dress that I can pass off as my own design.
48:36How am I supposed to do that?
48:37I have no idea.
48:38But you better do a better job on this than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:44I can't do it.
48:47If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:51Life in prison, buddy.
48:52Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:54You're shameless, Misha.
48:57It's better be the winning dress, or us.
49:14It's a winner.
49:15Now, leave me alone.
49:17Fucking worm.
49:24Oh, Christ.
49:25I can't believe he's sunk so low.
49:41Look at that dress.
49:43That's rather fabulous.
49:45You're clearly the winner.
49:54Definitely the best dress.
49:57Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming along this evening to my little contest to discover the true hearts and roses.
50:06The winner is going to design a dress for me for the Hope for Children Gala, a true honour.
50:19Everyone has ballots, and you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress or the blue dress.
50:30The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:35In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:38The moment of truth.
50:39Fuck you.
50:41If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:47Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:52The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:55Please may I have the envelope.
50:59The true hearts and roses.
51:02Who will design my dress for the Hope for Children Charity Gala is...
51:09Pamela Ross.
51:21Oh my God, we've been wrong this entire time.
51:28We have fucked crap.
51:30My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:36Can you ever forgive me?
51:37Of course I forgive you.
51:39You're my beloved's mother.
51:40Well, soon, and sooner rather than later, I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:46Of course.
51:46Oh.
52:05Stop!
52:06The contest was fixed.
52:09The contest was fixed.
52:14What?
52:19Those two women, the Queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant, stuffed the ballot box.
52:27I saw them.
52:28They were throwing out the real boats and shoving it full.
52:32A vote for Pamela.
52:34What the hell are you talking about?
52:35That's insane.
52:36We would never do anything like that.
52:38She's lying.
52:39Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.
52:41Stop!
52:42That's my dress.
52:45That is my dress.
52:47Thank God I got here in time.
52:49It's a Pierre Tosh original.
52:50You know?
52:51Sorry, Misha.
52:52Sorry, Misha.
53:00That's impossible, because I designed the dress.
53:05Lies!
53:06I designed it, and I can prove it.
53:09In every dress, there is a label made with golden thread, sewn into the seam.
53:15Allow me.
53:16Stop it.
53:18It's there.
53:23She's a thief.
53:25That dress was taken from my studio two days ago.
53:29Security!
53:30Call the police!
53:31No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
53:33Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
53:35It was my brother Ralph!
53:39Ralph is your brother?
53:40Yes.
53:41And he tried to have Pamela killed!
53:44Not true!
53:46Misha did it all!
53:47Misha did it all!
53:52She blackmailed me to kill Pamela, and she made me steal the dress.
53:56She drugged her and wanted me to have sex of her and take photos of her.
54:01What?
54:02What?
54:03I couldn't go through with it.
54:05Misha did it all!
54:07I believe him.
54:10So do I.
54:12Take her away!
54:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
54:16It was Daniel!
54:20Daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with Pamela.
54:25He's got all of these pictures and these videos of her, and, and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother.
54:33He deserves it.
54:39He deserves all of it.
54:41He's always the first.
54:42He gets everything he wants.
54:43I'm the firstborn.
54:45It's my turn.
54:46My turn.
54:46Take them both away.
54:48Call the police.
54:49No, I'm...
54:50Get away from me.
54:50Get your hands off me.
54:51Get your hands off me.
54:53Mommy.
54:53Mother.
54:54Mother.
54:55Mommy.
54:56Mommy.
54:58Mommy.
54:58Mommy.
54:58I hate you.
55:01I'll kid you.
55:03Oh, my God.
55:04Oh, my God.
55:05Oh, my God.
55:05We are so, so, so, so, so sorry.
55:07Mommy.
55:07We are so sorry.
55:09She got us full.
55:10Stop.
55:11I forgive you.
55:12Really?
55:13Oh, my God.
55:14Thank you so much.
55:15Stand up.
55:17She may forgive you, but I don't.
55:21You're fired.
55:23What?
55:23Get your hands off of me.
55:25Ow.
55:25I needed this job.
55:27Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the true hearts and roses, the future
55:37princess, and the future queen of Westmarch.
55:45The future princess, and the future queen of Westmarch, Miss Pamela Ross.
55:53Laughter.
56:02Oh, my God.
56:08Thank you very much.
56:38Thank you very much.