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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
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00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:58That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Rose?
00:08:15Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Jason?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:29Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:37With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair, you could almost
00:10:45pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:47You are my new project.
00:10:48Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:49Okay.
00:10:50Okay.
00:10:51You know what they say, right?
00:10:52Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:10:53Ugh.
00:10:57Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:10:58It's gonna be so fun.
00:10:59Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:00I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:01You don't have money.
00:11:02We'll win.
00:11:03I promise.
00:11:04We'll win.
00:11:05Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:06It's crazy.
00:11:07This is crazy.
00:11:08I didn't get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:09I'm a little bit nervous.
00:11:10Crazy boy.
00:11:11Oh my gosh.
00:11:12I've got a little bit of fun.
00:11:13I'm a little bit nervous, but I've got a little bit of fun.
00:11:14You know what they say, right?
00:11:15Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:16Ugh.
00:11:17Can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:18It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:19Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:20I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28Crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the Academic Decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the Academic Decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:54I...
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52I guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53I guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loopset.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:58Good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:01Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:16Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:22I am.
00:13:23If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:26Don't worry.
00:13:27I'll bring him back.
00:13:28Later.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30I'll see ya.
00:13:31She's being nice.
00:13:32That's never a good sign.
00:13:34Oh my god.
00:13:35Ew.
00:13:36Look at these losers.
00:13:37My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:41Private tutors.
00:13:42Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:45Um, no.
00:13:46She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:47She told me so herself.
00:13:48Oh, no.
00:13:49She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:50She told me so herself.
00:13:51Oh, no.
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00:14:32hey Eric just leave me alone Gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich
00:14:43little friend what Audrey Rose Wintersby you really
00:14:47thought I wouldn't find out
00:14:59Gabby
00:15:03you okay do you care of course I do you lied to me
00:15:09but you're Audrey freaking Wintersby you let me sit there and open up to you
00:15:18like we were equals like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a
00:15:22driver and a whole estate who told you doesn't matter coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah I'm coming Gabby I'm so sorry I just wanted in the gossip everyone thinks I
00:15:37hooked up with Eric they're calling me take a thought okay I didn't start that
00:15:45but I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that let me make it up to you
00:15:55how give me one chance this Saturday I'm studying for the decathlon skip it I want
00:16:05to show you something no one gets to see no tricks just the truth
00:16:12if you're lying I swear to God
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is relax it's just where I live it's not who I am you say that but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:41can you have a butler okay technically my parents do but yeah Norman likes me
00:16:49better so
00:16:51why would you ever go to hate and high I was lonely and
00:17:17and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend I would trade
00:17:25places with you every day it's not all that plus no amount of money can protect
00:17:32you from people like Sloan so what are you gonna do
00:17:36I'm gonna take her down how do you want to know another secret I'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way no way I could teach you girls day and a vendetta and that's rich
00:17:55she did that on purpose
00:18:03You
00:18:23She did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and BAM
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact Sloan. It's a basic social skill
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me. I smile a lot. It's polite enough
00:18:47This isn't court TV. Miss Smith
00:18:51Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated students who accidentally
00:18:57Hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball. You should definitely believe that. I'm
00:19:06Tragically unathletic liar. You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal
00:19:16Listen here Rose Smith consider this your strike one
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out
00:19:27Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:32Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:34Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:38What did you say?
00:19:40Found this on the ground
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this
00:19:44I've been looking for this
00:19:46Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please don't
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me
00:19:55Just like best friends
00:19:59Um, okay
00:20:01Pinky swear
00:20:05Uh, okay
00:20:06Pinky swear
00:20:07So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby
00:20:13Eric, she didn't say those things about you
00:20:18That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:20Right
00:20:22Now figures
00:20:24Pinky swear
00:20:26Awesome
00:20:28Awesome
00:20:30But the point being
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41And that it was all Sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43Oh my god
00:20:44I'm so relieved
00:20:45So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:49So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends
00:20:56Promise
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking
00:21:06You tormented Gabby
00:21:08You torment everyone
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch
00:21:12Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:14Since forever
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21Oh please, you loved it
00:21:23You loved every second of it
00:21:25I tolerated it
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29Under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31Oh honey, your halo
00:21:33It's slipping
00:21:34And yours was always fake
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means
00:22:00But it better mean awesome
00:22:02It means it sucks
00:22:04It says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08It says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13Because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you
00:22:15I've always been better than you
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith
00:22:31Bring it on
00:22:31Bring it on
00:22:41You bitch
00:22:43Hey
00:22:58Hey
00:23:00Hey
00:23:04Hey
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:15I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:24:02I can't do it.
00:24:06You like this.
00:24:08Okay?
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:24You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Hey.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Oops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:13You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:27Oh, my God.
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:29Oh my God.
00:25:44Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:14What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:44Here, I'll take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:36Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:29What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I.
00:33:47Hi.
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00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:58Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:41Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up!
00:35:51They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for staving my butt back there.
00:36:01Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:05Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:09I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:10Please, stop!
00:36:11Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:13What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:14Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:15Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:16Shut up!
00:36:17She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:18Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:19Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:20No.
00:36:21No.
00:36:22She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:23Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:26She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:27Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:32She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:48She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:53Oh, my God.
00:36:56Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:06I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible. Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:37He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Thanks.
00:38:02Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:207pm.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:41Good.
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00:38:48Good Too broad.
00:38:49Good.
00:38:55Good.
00:38:56Good.
00:38:58Good.
00:39:05Republican.
00:39:07You laws property.
00:39:08Meh.
00:39:09You have such this?
00:39:10Um, you're...
00:39:11What.
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:19I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh...
00:39:27I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because, um...
00:39:34I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42Hey, you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:14I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um...
00:40:24There's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:30But...
00:40:32Why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Chasen.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:46And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:48No.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Okay?
00:40:56No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18I don't care.
00:42:19Well, you will.
00:42:20And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:21And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:22And you're going to ace this.
00:42:23And...
00:42:24Oh no.
00:42:25What now?
00:42:26Sloan posted this.
00:42:27Huh.
00:42:28Jason and Sloan?
00:42:29They were together last night.
00:42:30And they're going to prom together.
00:42:31Oh no.
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:37And you're going to ace this.
00:42:39And...
00:42:40Oh no.
00:42:41Oh no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:43Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Huh.
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:49They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:11Hey virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:11Beans fight!
00:44:12Beans fight!
00:44:13Beans fight!
00:44:14Beans fight!
00:44:22первых Menor havom
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:25Girls what's going on here?
00:44:26Ow, ow!
00:44:27Ow my butt!
00:44:28Oh my god, I think she broke my butt!
00:44:31Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:45:01And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12With the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:16A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But.
00:46:34You.
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:51Ki se.
00:46:52That was great.
00:46:56You are welcome.
00:47:00I think he's doing a video.
00:47:01I think it's a bit of emotion here.
00:47:02You.
00:47:04Absolutely.
00:47:04The surprise.
00:47:05And the second thing...
00:47:05I just don't know why I'm not losing TV.
00:47:06I have a mouth.
00:47:06I have students to hang up.
00:47:07I'm not getting into this stuff.
00:47:08We're not letting you know.
00:47:08You're seeing that I'm losing a while.
00:47:09You are protesting.
00:47:10Because of our law.
00:47:11From place to happen and attitude.
00:47:12It's so hot.
00:47:12And that's to go.
00:47:13You're showing blow.
00:47:14You're watching color hitting your hair.
00:47:15I want to be happy about a стро.
00:47:16You're staying.
00:47:17Are you waiting for survival?
00:47:17It's insane.
00:47:18Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:48How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a set up.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42She set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:49Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:21You're so beautiful.
00:49:33You're so beautiful.
00:49:40Why are you wet?
00:49:59It doesn't matter.
00:50:02I have an idea.
00:50:06What?
00:50:08Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:13You didn't want to see me.
00:50:16No.
00:50:17You are going to kill me at all.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:21I give up.
00:50:22You should give up.
00:50:23I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:25You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:48I'm a virgin.
00:51:49I'm a virgin.
00:51:53I'm a virgin.
00:51:55I'm a virgin.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you.
00:52:45I love you, Rose.
00:52:46I worked up an aftertide.
00:53:16So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:45Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:19Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37You're bummed?
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:50Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:59I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:17Hey, Gabby.
00:55:18Rose.
00:55:19Get over here right away.
00:55:20Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:21Wait.
00:55:22What?
00:55:23What happened?
00:55:24Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:25Something happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:27Wait.
00:55:28What?
00:55:29What happened?
00:55:30Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Please.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49She told you.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Is she being here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Can't be.
00:56:29Hang on everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:31What the?
00:56:32No.
00:56:33Everyone.
00:56:34Turn it off.
00:56:35Turn off the videos.
00:56:36You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:37Not Rose.
00:56:38And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:40And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:41You bitch.
00:56:42Security.
00:56:43Security.
00:56:44what the no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was Sloan that was being
00:57:00violent that day not Rose and Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she
00:57:06also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort Sloan to my office
00:57:14no please don't get off me do not touch me do you know how much I am work okay it's time to crown
00:57:29this year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is chasing great
00:57:44and now the moment you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspeed
00:57:58come on get out there Rose
00:58:00congratulations thank you hi I know how difficult
00:58:26your teenage years can be no matter who you are between school family social media or
00:58:35gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows
00:58:45there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes I mean
00:58:54let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself
00:59:03and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now I'd like to invite
00:59:13Gabby McDuff to the stage wait what
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35hey want to dance
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right all right I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22we are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:40yes girl
01:00:53yes girl
01:00:57yes girl
01:01:03And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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