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Swept Away By My Janitor Husband - Full Movie
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00:00The sun in the river
00:02My eyes only on you
00:04We're chasing down
00:06Hey!
00:08I can make a look
00:12I can make a look
00:14I can make a look
00:16I can make a look
00:18Hi, Ethan!
00:20Um, I have your favorite
00:22Two sugars with a splash of milk
00:24and a cookie
00:26I needed this
00:28I needed this
00:30You're always so good to me
00:32It's my pleasure
00:34Everyone deserves to feel appreciated
00:36I'll see you later
00:42Hi! Hi!
00:50Boss
00:52You've been undercover as a janitor
00:54for months
00:56When will you reveal you're the new CEO of Rutherford Group?
01:00Someone's leaking information to our competitors
01:04Until I find out who
01:06I need to lay low
01:08The company needs you
01:10I'm a CEO
01:12undercover as a janitor
01:14No one knows
01:16Not even Melanie
01:18I'm a secretary at my company
01:20The girl I've fallen for
01:22Boss!
01:24Oh no!
01:26Ethan is always so nice to me
01:28I have to help him
01:30Ew, why?
01:32He's a janitor, did he even graduate high school?
01:34Who cares?
01:36He's still a person
01:38He deserves to be treated like one
01:40Then he should get a better job
01:42Duh!
01:43Asked anyone who makes under 100k
01:45She's coming
01:47She can't know I'm a billionaire
01:49Not yet
01:51She can't know I'm a billionaire
01:53A CEO
01:55I'll handle it, Boston
01:56You useless janitor
01:58You ruined my thousand dollar shoes
02:01Hey!
02:02You can't talk to him like that
02:04Are you okay?
02:08You ruined my shoes
02:10Yeah!
02:11Everyone heard you
02:13You know, I might not be a billionaire
02:15But maybe this will cover the cost
02:20Next time you have a problem
02:22You come to me
02:24Never harass Ethan again
02:34Are you okay, Ethan?
02:36That was amazing
02:39Thank you, Melanie
02:41No, I just
02:42I hate when rich, snobby people are rude to humble, hardworking people
02:47It's okay
02:49I'm just a janitor
02:51You know, I'm used to being invisible
02:53No, it's not okay
02:55And you're not invisible
02:57Not to me
03:01That's it
03:03I'm finding out who his boss is
03:05And I'm reporting him
03:06I need to find my company's mole
03:09But I don't want to keep my identity a secret from her
03:12I want her
03:13Melanie
03:14I...
03:15I need to tell you something
03:16Wait, did you hear that?
03:18Yes
03:19Um...
03:22Frank
03:23Yes!
03:24Yes!
03:25Frank!
03:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no way my fiance is screwing my best friend on my desk
03:39What?
03:43How could you cheat on me, Frank?
03:47And you... you're my friend
03:49I pretended to be
03:51So I could be with Frank
03:53It's about time you found out, Melanie
03:55You don't satisfy me anymore
03:58But I do
04:00On his desk
04:02His bed
04:03You screwed her on our bed?
04:06Frank, we're engaged
04:08I'm introducing you to my family tomorrow
04:10You're beneath me, Melanie
04:12I can't be seen with someone as basic as you
04:15It's no good for my image
04:16Yeah, unlike you
04:18I don't go grocery shopping in my pajamas
04:21That's enough!
04:22I'm sorry, did someone say something?
04:24I... I don't speak minimum wage
04:27Don't you have a toilet to go scrub?
04:30Who even are you, Frank?
04:32I'm the man that upgraded from you
04:35Then give me back the engagement ring and get back to work
04:38Come on, you're not good enough for diamonds
04:41Yeah, bestie
04:43It'll look better on me anyways
04:45This ring?
04:54Go get it!
04:56Bitch
04:59Don't... you dare
05:04Don't... you dare
05:08Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
05:12Get your filthy, germy, janitor hands off of him
05:16Do you know who I am?
05:17I got the CEO on speed dial, pal
05:19You don't touch me
05:20Ever
05:21Then don't touch Melanie
05:23Ever
05:27Ladies and gentlemen
05:28This entry level nobody attacked me
05:30Someone call security
05:32I didn't hit you
05:34But I can
05:37Why are you doing this?
05:40Frank's promotion made him a VIP
05:42He needed someone with class
05:44Like me
05:46You thrift shop and bring lunch from home
05:49I mean, who even does that?
05:51It's embarrassing
05:52Leave her alone!
05:54I'm not gonna tell you again
05:56You work for me
05:57That means I tell you what to do
06:00You see that?
06:02Huh?
06:03It says manager
06:05Wait
06:07You're a janitor
06:08You probably don't even read
06:09You're a janitor
06:19Clean it up, janitor
06:21Or you're fired
06:23You can't fire me
06:25And why not?
06:29Because I'm the CEO
06:30Stop it, Frank!
06:32Please, Ethan
06:34Do not let yourself lose your job for me
06:36I've got you
06:44I've got you
06:48Q
06:49Clean it up, janitor
06:50Right now
06:51Or you're fired
06:55Who?
06:58How?
06:59I'm calling HR
07:05You're fired, janitor boy
07:07And you, Melanie
07:08Pack your things
07:09And get out!
07:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no
07:11And the rest of you
07:12Get back to work
07:13Or you're all fired!
07:15Come on, Melanie
07:16Let's get out of here
07:17This is a disaster
07:24My dad's dying wish is to see me get married
07:27And now I'm not engaged and unemployed
07:32And I got you fired too
07:35I'm so sorry, Ethan
07:38I'm not
07:41Frank doesn't deserve you
07:42Thank you
07:46For everything
07:48I'm sorry you had to get involved
07:52I couldn't let him hurt you
07:54I couldn't let him hurt you
08:12It'll all work out
08:15You'll see
08:31Hello, sir?
08:32Melanie was just fired
08:34Fix it
08:36I don't care how you do it
08:38She's staying
08:39Also
08:40There's something else
08:41I need you to take care of
08:42While you're at it
08:57Come and pack up your office
08:58Or I'll throw it all out
09:00It's trash anyway
09:03Ugh
09:09How embarrassing
09:14Now that Frank is a VIP
09:17I quit
09:19He makes enough to take care of me now
09:22I don't need to work
09:24Unlike you
09:26Oh, great
09:27It's you
09:29That is Mr. Rutherford's assistant
09:30You would know if you were important
09:32Mr. Rutherford values his privacy
09:33So as his assistant
09:34I carry out his requests
09:36Speaking of requests
09:37Frank, we need to talk
09:38It's important
09:40Oh, see that?
09:41I'm getting promoted
09:43Demoted
09:44That's right
09:45Wait, what?
09:46Frank, you are no longer a manager
09:48Clean out your office
09:50You can have one of the cubicles
09:52Cubicle?
09:53That's for hourly nobodies
09:55Yeah, he's salaried
09:57How else is he supposed to take care of me?
09:59Wrong day to quit your job
10:01At least I didn't get fired, bitch
10:03About that, Ms. Knox
10:04Ms. Knox, you have been reinstated
10:08With a raise
10:09Executive orders
10:12What?
10:13Really?
10:15Uh, thank you so much
10:18Frank, you have ten minutes to clean out your office
10:21Or you're fired
10:22But I...
10:40Ethan, did that just happen?
10:42Oh my god, wait, you got your job back too
10:53I was so stupid to trust Frank
10:56I hate liars
10:58The next guy who lies to me, I'm never speaking to him again
11:01What will she think when I tell her I'm not a janitor
11:04But the CEO
11:06What if they had a reason
11:08To withhold the truth
11:09You're not defending Frank, are you?
11:12Cause he's a jerk
11:14Melanie, never
11:15I gave up everything for him
11:17He was supposed to meet my family today
11:20I...
11:22My family's staying this weekend
11:23And I was gonna prove to them that I was happy
11:26And now look at me
11:32For good I said anything
11:34Okay
11:39Uh...
11:43Uh...
11:47Hey loser!
11:48Can't wait to meet your fiancé today
11:50If he even exists
11:51Melanie!
11:52I can't wait to meet this mystery fiancé
11:55I can't believe we've never met him
11:57That's because she's a liar
11:59Still making boyfriends up
12:00Like in grade school
12:01She wouldn't lie about this
12:02Not on my birthday weekend
12:04Right, Melanie?
12:06Right
12:07See, she knows it's my dream to see her settle down before I die
12:11And now that dream is coming true
12:13Um...
12:14Yeah, Dad, about that
12:15My fiancé
12:17Is right here
12:18Mr. Knox
12:20I'm Ethan
12:22Melanie's fiancé
12:24It's nice to meet you
12:27I'm Ethan
12:28Melanie's fiancé
12:29It's nice to meet you
12:30Ethan!
12:31It's a pleasure to meet the man who stole my daughter's heart
12:34Shut up!
12:35That is not her fiancé
12:36Why would a man like that on a project when he could have perfection?
12:41Like me
12:43I...
12:44I love your sister
12:45Then show me the ring
12:47It's getting cleaned!
12:48Okay, bye!
12:51Ethan, what did you do?
12:54No, no, no
12:55I have to tell my dad we're not engaged
12:57It'll break your dad's heart, Melanie
13:00You're right
13:01It's his birthday weekend
13:02It's his birthday weekend
13:03I can't ruin it
13:05God, what am I gonna do?
13:07We'll pretend we're engaged for your dad's birthday weekend
13:10And after
13:12You can figure the rest out
13:14As for making it believable
13:18I think we can pull that off
13:19Plus your sister said I was hot
13:21Plus your sister said I was hot
13:22So...
13:27Hmm
13:29Uh...
13:31Melanie
13:33Will you marry me?
13:34Will you marry me?
13:36Can I really pretend to be engaged to my janitor?
13:40Melanie
13:42Will you marry me?
13:44Pretending to be engaged would make my dad's dreams come true
13:48Then say yes!
13:50Marry me
13:52On one condition
13:54I'm gonna talk to my friend at HR
13:56And she'll offer you a better position
13:58With higher pay
14:00She really is amazing
14:01Deal
14:03Oh, and we need more rules
14:05Um...
14:06We're only fake engaged for the weekend
14:08Okay?
14:09And no lying
14:11I can't deal with any more liars
14:13When the time is right
14:14I'll tell her who I am
14:16Done
14:18Then yes
14:19I will marry you, Ethan
14:25Cute
14:35Your sister...
14:36She's expecting a real ring
14:38Yeah
14:40So come with me
14:42Where are we going?
14:44You're gonna have to trust me
14:47Do you trust me?
14:48Do you trust me?
14:54Yes, Ethan
14:56I trust you
14:58So many people have hurt me
15:00But I feel safe with you
15:03Because you are
15:05Yeah
15:18I could take one of everything
15:26If she knew the real me
15:28I could buy her anything she wanted
15:31But I can't tell her I'm a billionaire
15:33Until I make her fall for me
15:35Hello, how may I...
15:37Oh, Mr. Rutherford
15:39Excuse me?
15:40He's Ethan Rutherford
15:42Last year he bought his mother
15:44A pair of flawless emerald earrings
15:45I bought a house with the commission
15:48How can I help you, sir?
15:50Wait
15:52No
15:53You have the same name
15:54But there's no way
15:55THE Ethan Rutherford
15:57Is a janitor
15:59Silly me
16:01Just a janitor here to
16:03Buy my fiance an engagement ring
16:05What?
16:06You're a beautiful successful woman
16:08And you're marrying
16:10A janitor
16:11A janitor
16:14Yes, I am
16:16Is there a problem?
16:18Of course not
16:20Are you being coerced?
16:22Blink twice and I'll call the police
16:24No, I'm not being coerced
16:27He's a good man
16:29It's true love
16:31What can I say?
16:32You could say
16:34No
16:36Can you just show us the engagement rings, please?
16:39No
16:45These are our cheapest options
16:48Perfect for someone on a
16:50Blue collar budget
16:53I want to see your most expensive rings
16:55What?
16:57Ethan, what are you doing?
17:02You deserve only the best
17:08Ethan, we can't afford this
17:12Ethan, we can't afford this
17:16Yes
17:18I can
17:20Ethan, we...
17:22We can't afford this
17:24Yes, I can
17:27Look
17:29Janitor
17:31Clearly you've never been to an establishment of this caliber
17:35But these rings here
17:37You have to pay with real money
17:40Not food stamps or whatever it is you poor people use
17:44Hey, excuse me
17:46You can't talk to him like that
17:48And I have real money
17:52Unless you're secretly a millionaire
17:55I don't see how you can afford these
17:58And FYI
18:00We do not do layaway
18:02Ethan
18:04Ethan
18:08It's fine, Ethan, really
18:10I can do a cheap engagement ring
18:13And it's a pretend engagement
18:15Anyway
18:17We just have to convince my dad we're really engaged
18:21Just...
18:23Try one on
18:24For me
18:26I'll explain everything later
18:27I'll explain everything later
18:37Oh...
18:39Wow...
18:45Beautiful
18:46It...
18:47It...
18:48It...
18:49It...
18:50It...
18:51It...
18:52It...
18:53It...
18:54It...
18:55It is...
18:56Beautiful...
18:57But it's too expensive
18:59Because you're poor
19:02So...
19:03Leave now and stop embarrassing yourself
19:04Stop embarrassing yourself
19:08Wait...
19:10You're marrying the janitor?
19:13Not even you could be that desperate Melanie
19:16There's no way you can afford that ring
19:18How much do you even make a year?
19:20Oh like...
19:2210 to 20...
19:2310 to 20 thousand?
19:25I make that in my sleep
19:27I was gonna say a million but
19:29It'll find out soon enough
19:31Melanie...
19:32You're trying to make me jealous
19:34But...
19:35You were never cut out for a man like me
19:37Please...
19:38Don't beg...
19:39It's not cute
19:40As if...
19:41We're over Frank
19:43I don't want to get back with you
19:44Ever
19:45Oh yeah?
19:47If...
19:48That's true
19:49And you really don't want to be
19:50With my...
19:51Man
19:53Then kiss the janitor
19:58Then kiss the janitor
20:00If he keeps looking at me like that...
20:17Even I'm gonna believe this engagement is real
20:26Good thing your dad's about to croak
20:28So he doesn't see how pathetic you are
20:32Did you just hit me?
20:33You bitch!
20:35Frank!
20:37How dare you touch her
20:39I'm gonna...
20:41I'm gonna have you removed
20:44Kick them out!
20:45I'll take my business elsewhere
20:46Unlike them...
20:47I can pay
20:49Wait!
20:51No one's going anywhere
20:52One of the rings is missing
20:53It's worth...
20:54One million dollars!
20:56Check Melanie's bag
20:57She's so poor and desperate
20:59She'd steal it
21:01Poor people on their sticky fingers
21:03I didn't steal anything
21:05I can prove it
21:13How dare you steal from such a hard working man
21:17It's always poor people
21:19Wanting to steal from others
21:21You should call the cops
21:22Frank and I will be your witnesses
21:23I don't know how that ring got there
21:39I'm calling the police!
21:42Call whoever you want
21:44No one is touching Melanie
21:47I dodged a bullet by not marrying you
21:50Pathetic!
21:52I don't have to steal
21:54Frank spoils me
21:56Imagine what your poor old father would say
21:59His heart is so weak
22:01He'd probably just die
22:03Ethan, I cannot get arrested
22:05My dad's heart would not be able to handle this
22:07Hey
22:09You're not going to get arrested
22:11Oh yes she is
22:13And you're too poor to bail her out
22:15No I'm not
22:19This is for a ring and
22:22I'll take everything else in the store too
22:26Ethan, what is going on?
22:28What's going on?
22:32What's going on Ethan?
22:34How did you get this?
22:36Did you...
22:38Lie to me?
22:41I'll explain everything later
22:43Why...
22:44Does a janitor...
22:46Have a black car?
22:48You stole it didn't
22:50You're both frauds
22:51The only frauds here are you two
22:53You Frank
22:54For being a cheating jerk
22:56And you Stacy
22:57For pretending to be my friend
22:59He's going to cheat on you too
23:01Enough!
23:03Either prove this is your card
23:05Or I'm calling the police
23:06And you're both going to jail
23:08Great!
23:09The fewer poor people out on the street
23:11The better
23:13I can prove it's my card
23:21Mr. Rutherford
23:22A pleasure seeing you again
23:25Wait a second
23:27Why is Mr. Rutherford's assistant here?
23:30You're...
23:31Ethan Rutherford?
23:33As in...
23:35The...
23:36Ethan Rutherford
23:37The CEO?
23:42Whose credit card is this?
23:44Ethan
23:46I'll keep my identity hidden for now
23:48But when I prove myself to Melanie
23:50I'll tell her everything
23:52It's his
23:54He...
23:55Dropped it earlier
23:57And...
23:58When he was a jerk to me
23:59That's...
24:00Right
24:01He called me to tell me he had it
24:02I told him he could make a big purchase
24:03To make up for how badly I treated him
24:06It was mine for the afternoon
24:08Right
24:09His name is Ethan Rutherford
24:10But not THE Ethan Rutherford
24:11In that case
24:12Here you go
24:20Well...
24:21So what?
24:26You have one diamond?
24:29I have dozens
24:31On my bracelet
24:32Right, Frank?
24:34Right, yeah
24:36That looks fake to me
24:37Okay, what does a janitor
24:39Know about diamonds?
24:41Let's go, Stacy
24:42Smells of...
24:43Toilets and...
24:45Cleaning supplies
24:46Tell me how much this costs
24:49I bet it's worth more than some dumb million dollar engagement ring
24:56Oh my
24:59This is worth...
25:01Nothing!
25:02It's fake!
25:04Hmm
25:08Babe, come on
25:09Come on!
25:12So, um...
25:14After work
25:15We'll head back to my place
25:17And, uh...
25:18Yeah, my family will be there tonight
25:19So we'll have plenty of time to prepare
25:20But...
25:22Um...
25:23Are you sure you're still game?
25:26You can still back out
25:34I'm all in
25:35Here we are
25:39Home
25:40Sweet
25:41Home
25:42No, it's locked
25:58Frank was in charge of rent
25:59And I paid for everything else
26:01I guess he just used up the rest of our rent money for Stacy
26:04Now...
26:05My family's gonna be here in two hours
26:06And I don't have a place to live
26:07I don't have a place to live
26:10We'll figure it out
26:19Thank you for your optimism
26:21But...
26:22I'm totally screwed
26:23I-I know this might be a lot to ask of you, but...
26:35Could I borrow your apartment?
26:38B-Borrow my apartment?
26:40Yeah!
26:41Yeah, we can just pretend to live together
26:44Like, just for a weekend
26:45How can I pretend to be a janitor when I live in a mansion?
26:58Melanie, I can't take you home
27:01Because...
27:02I-I live...
27:04In a...
27:05Oh my god
27:07You're homeless?
27:09I-I'm so sorry
27:12I-I should have thought before asking you
27:14I'm...
27:16I'm just so desperate
27:17Hello, sir
27:31We still have a unit left in that new development, right?
27:34Sorry, boss
27:35We put the last mansion up for auction to benefit the kids' shelter
27:38Then I'll have to win that auction
27:39Ethan, what are we doing here?
27:48You need a house
27:50You're auctioning off a high-end house for charity
27:54Who knows?
27:55We might get lucky
27:58And it's for a good cause
28:03Ugh, who let the poor people in here?
28:09Oh, you've gotta be kidding me
28:23You do know the Rutherford mansion sell for over 30 million, right?
28:27Yeah, this isn't one of your vision boards, Melanie
28:30This is reality
28:32And there are consequences to being poor
28:34Like, you can't afford this house
28:36We'll see about that
28:37Ethan, are you sure about this?
28:40I mean, I have some savings, but...
28:42I don't think it's enough to afford a Rutherford mansion
28:45It'll be enough
28:47Trust me
28:50We will begin bidding for the Rutherford mansion
28:53Valued at $30 million
28:55With all proceeds going to the city children's shelter
28:59We will start at $25,000
29:01$25,000?
29:03They mean dollars, not coupons
29:04$50,000
29:07I only have $60,000 in savings
29:10Here goes nothing
29:12$60,000
29:13$1 million
29:15In a mouth
29:17$10 million
29:19I have $10 million going once
29:22$10 million going twice
29:24Sold
29:26To the gentleman in the janitor's uniform
29:30Ethan, what are you doing?
29:31Bidding on something that you can't afford is illegal
29:34Now, instead of a cardboard box
29:36You'll be living in a tiny cell, janitor trash
29:39Is there a problem here?
29:41I'm not going to tolerate this behavior in my auction room
29:45Thank you, sir
29:46You're not rich enough to speak, and neither is he
29:49Is everything alright here, sir?
29:51These minimum wage nobodies can't afford this house
29:53Is it possible to retract the bid?
29:56So you bid on something you can't afford?
29:58Call the police
30:00This man's committed fraud
30:02I didn't commit fraud
30:04Do you or do you not have the funds to pay for this mansion?
30:08From the look of things, I'd say no
30:11Interesting that you didn't offer us champagne
30:17The champagne is only for our upscale guests with refined tastes
30:21You can go to the vending machine down the street
30:26They have things for simpler people like yourself
30:29Like, uh, soda
30:31It looks to me like he's used to drinking toilet water
30:34Oh
30:52You may not like us
30:54But I demand respect
30:56We can pay for this house
30:58Ethan
30:59Please, you can't even scrape that many pennies off the floor
31:02There's no way a janitor can pay for this
31:09Clean it, janitor
31:10On your hands and knees
31:12Clean it yourself
31:22Forgive me
31:25The mansion is yours, Miss Knox
31:28What?
31:30The mansion is yours, Miss Knox
31:32No, this isn't right
31:34She's poor
31:35We have a program
31:37For first-time Rutherford homebuyers
31:39And you qualify, Miss Knox
31:41This is weird
31:43What's going on?
31:44Just go with it
31:45We would love to offer you an upgraded house package
31:48You can move in immediately
31:50With a special discounted rate
31:52It can be yours for 200
32:01It's been paid for by a very generous donor
32:04Uh...
32:06Yes, I mean, I'll take it
32:08This is outrageous
32:09Congratulations
32:14On your new home
32:26Wow, did that even happen?
32:28Like, this is amazing!
32:30You're amazing!
32:32My very own good luck charm
32:34I hope she thinks the same when she learns
32:35I'm not really a janitor
32:36But the CEO of Rutherford Group
32:46Ethan!
32:47I'm coming in!
32:48I had some outfits delivered for you
33:02Oh my god, I'm so sorry
33:03I-I was just bringing you clothes
33:05I should've knocked
33:06You know, technically
33:08You're my fiancee
33:10So you can look if you want
33:11If you want
33:12If you want
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