How to Tame A Silver Fox - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad.
00:00:27Um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:50You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:13What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:41What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dad's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:19Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:38It's...
00:02:38It's tougher than I would love.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:51wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:03:38guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends
00:04:17for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:18If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be careful.
00:04:44You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out...
00:05:15When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:33I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:45You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:06This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:21And neither do you.
00:06:22Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:32This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:49I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:56I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:09I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:13I'm going to kill you?
00:07:22Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:25I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:28Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:33Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:36That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:38It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:41Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:54I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:57Then stop acting like a baby.
00:07:59You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:15Promise to Mark.
00:08:25Whoa.
00:08:26Who's this puff grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:39Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:44Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:46Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:49And rich dad means fancy alcohol.
00:08:53Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:02I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:05Duh.
00:09:06Couldn't miss it.
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:12Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:22Enjoy the party.
00:09:23I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:31Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:40Hang out with me.
00:09:42I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:44I don't like talking.
00:09:51Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:53Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:09:59You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:03For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:04Sorry, ladies.
00:10:07I don't like my women.
00:10:09Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:21I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:34Oh, Harper, hey.
00:10:39Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:46Ew.
00:10:47Okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:52Thanks.
00:10:53You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:58We're, we're friends?
00:11:00Of course.
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:06Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:07I'll just maybe right outside my own room.
00:11:18What dirt can I find?
00:11:28Oh, this is gold.
00:11:33Harper.
00:11:34You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00What the hell?
00:12:14Attention, everybody.
00:12:21Hello.
00:12:22You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:35Let's see.
00:12:36Let's see.
00:12:38Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:44Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Oh, I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:47Oh, Harper.
00:12:48Oh, Harper.
00:12:50Daddy issues much?
00:12:55No!
00:12:56I just need to give it back!
00:12:58Dad's friend Chris is like a DILF.
00:13:05That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:09And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:14You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:20Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28There's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on.
00:13:31That's cool guy down.
00:13:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:57Fuck this.
00:14:01Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser, Fred?
00:14:25You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:35Come to her party.
00:14:37Take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:39And you make fun of her family life?
00:14:41It was a joke!
00:14:42It was a joke!
00:14:43The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Chris, that's enough.
00:14:54Let her go.
00:14:58Yeah, one last thing.
00:15:01What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:05You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:09Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:11Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:14If you mess with her again...
00:15:16Fuck you up.
00:15:21But we're literally just girls!
00:15:23I don't give a fuck!
00:15:24Everyone out!
00:15:26The fuck out!
00:15:26What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:39She hurt you.
00:15:56Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:57Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:05You're crying.
00:16:08Why are you crying?
00:16:09I won't understand.
00:16:11Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:13They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid.
00:16:19I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:22You just embarrassed me.
00:16:23I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:24And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:25I said stop!
00:16:29I said stop!
00:16:30I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:34We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:37Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:41Just because you run some sort of shady business does-
00:16:43I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:48I told you...
00:16:49to stop calling me that.
00:16:54And I told you to stop acting like water.
00:16:59Oh yeah?
00:17:00If I'm such a kid,
00:17:04puts that breast against my leg right now.
00:17:11Sorry, kid.
00:17:12That's my gun.
00:17:14You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:30You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:44I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54God.
00:18:01What?
00:18:02What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:14No.
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:19It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:20He's gonna be back in every second.
00:18:21You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:32I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:38What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:40Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:42You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:45I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:53Uncuff me.
00:18:57What are your manners?
00:19:01Say please.
00:19:05I don't have time for your game, you old man.
00:19:10Give me the key.
00:19:15What the?
00:19:18You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:20Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:30Rule number one.
00:19:32There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:39So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:43you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:46I can take care of my...
00:19:47Rule number two.
00:19:49No talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy.
00:19:53You want to piss off?
00:20:00Rule number three.
00:20:04Don't start any games.
00:20:07You're not ready to play.
00:20:08So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:25Oh, my plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:32Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:37we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:40You can have your privacy.
00:20:42Until sunset.
00:20:45What does that mean?
00:20:49You have curfew.
00:20:51How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot.
00:21:16What was that?
00:21:17Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:20Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:21That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:24Is she back from class?
00:21:25She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:28Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:31She's fine, Mark.
00:21:32Good.
00:21:33You're my best friend.
00:21:34You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:47Give me some time.
00:21:55Stop when I try.
00:21:57Open my heart.
00:22:00Give me some time.
00:22:03This is the world.
00:22:05Open my heart.
00:22:06You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:24Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:26when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me.
00:22:41We're filming.
00:22:42Filming?
00:22:44Filming what?
00:22:45Some real hot stuff.
00:22:46Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:47Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:50I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:51It says her location's here.
00:22:53So step aside before I make you.
00:22:56Nope.
00:22:57Harper's my best friend.
00:22:58And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:01Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:06He looks so sexy.
00:23:12Keep going.
00:23:13Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here.
00:23:23You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25I tried to stop him.
00:23:28Hey!
00:23:30No, Harper.
00:23:31You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:33What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:34It's for a class project.
00:23:36Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:38Class my ass.
00:23:39Is that what you want to-
00:23:40You told her to get her here?
00:23:41I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:43Chris, stop!
00:23:44Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:46Then the camera's next.
00:23:47Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:48Not the camera.
00:23:48That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:50You should have thought about that
00:23:51before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:53That is enough!
00:23:54What?
00:24:06These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:11Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:13Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:14No one's going to see these.
00:24:16Deleting them.
00:24:17What?
00:24:18That is art.
00:24:20Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:27See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:33Your choice.
00:24:37The camera is.
00:24:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:43You asshole!
00:24:44If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:51You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:54What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:01We're leaving.
00:25:03Now.
00:25:10So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:14I did it for your own good.
00:25:16You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:25:20You need me around for your safety.
00:25:22Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:25You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:27Like a piece of meat.
00:25:30My classmate?
00:25:31It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:33Jealous?
00:25:39Jealous?
00:25:44You're cute, Harper.
00:25:45I'll give you that.
00:25:47And those...
00:25:48things you do?
00:25:49They're cute, too.
00:25:52You know what's not cute?
00:25:53Me jealous.
00:25:55Me jealous.
00:25:56Now you were right.
00:25:57I'm in some shady business.
00:25:59And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:02But you better not test me.
00:26:04Or I'll break you.
00:26:05In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:16You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:21Just admit...
00:26:21Do you want me?
00:26:29What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:32There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:36Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:39You know what, Chris?
00:26:39You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:41Fine.
00:26:42But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:45Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:48So...
00:26:49Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:54No.
00:26:56Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:58Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:26:59Ew!
00:27:01That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:04He was sent here to...
00:27:05keep me safe.
00:27:07And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:10I don't know.
00:27:11But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:14Um, wait.
00:27:16You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:19Think about it.
00:27:23What?
00:27:25We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:27The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:30So that's step one.
00:27:31Hmm.
00:27:32You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:35He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:37Yeah, right.
00:27:38Jealous of me?
00:27:39I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:41He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:46Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:49Jealous over you.
00:27:50It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:53So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:59Until he snaps.
00:28:00And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:03And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:10Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:13Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:15Because I get what I want.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:29Sexy outfit.
00:28:30Check.
00:28:32Popcorn.
00:28:32Check.
00:28:33The notebook.
00:28:34The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:37Check.
00:28:45What do you want?
00:28:50You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:52Um, popcorn?
00:28:54Harper, you idiot.
00:28:56Seduce him.
00:28:57I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:03But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:07Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:09I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:12Your pulse is racing.
00:29:14What's going on?
00:29:16Oh.
00:29:18Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:19Uh-uh.
00:29:21No, I just...
00:29:22I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:26But it's...
00:29:27Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:41Oh, what about your date?
00:29:49Oh, what about your date?
00:29:49Oh, what about your date?
00:29:53Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:01Jane, Jane, now don't come on.
00:30:09How are you not crying?
00:30:10Jane, this is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:12Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:17No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:21It's true love.
00:30:23Please don't do this to me.
00:30:24There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:26Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or...
00:30:30Maybe...
00:30:33You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:39And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:41What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59Now, come on.
00:31:00Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:08Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:09I'm not a toy.
00:31:10I'll ruin her.
00:31:11Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:15As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:22Not a lie.
00:31:23You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:26And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:28You can't handle me.
00:31:31Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:38I don't kiss.
00:31:40And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:44Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:46No.
00:31:47I don't think you are.
00:31:48What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:53I'm not anymore.
00:31:55And even when you're a woman, I never loved you.
00:32:04Just...
00:32:05Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:10I love you.
00:32:11This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:14You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:24Not be seduced by him.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:31I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36You're late, big daddy.
00:32:38But you sound pissed.
00:32:41So I'll wait.
00:32:43You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:45Not tonight.
00:32:47Busy.
00:32:48Busy?
00:32:49Busy.
00:32:51Not for me, you're not.
00:32:53When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:57Are you with another woman?
00:32:59Woman?
00:32:59No.
00:33:03Not a woman.
00:33:05Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:08Not this guy.
00:33:18Lose my number.
00:33:26Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:30Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:38She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:53Kid, because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:33:58Yes.
00:34:08Stay.
00:34:13Dammit, Orper.
00:34:28You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:34:57you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:02Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:04Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:09His business partner.
00:35:10I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:13No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:21So, so we didn't?
00:35:24No.
00:35:26Because you're still alive.
00:35:28Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:31One night with me is one you wouldn't survive.
00:35:33You don't know that.
00:35:36Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:39Oh yeah?
00:35:40Explain that.
00:35:43That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:35:45Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:47We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:49You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:53Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:00Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:03What's wrong?
00:36:11Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:13I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:17I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:20With my friend.
00:36:20Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:23Bye.
00:36:23Bye.
00:36:45That's all due.
00:36:45So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:11Struggling much?
00:37:15I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:41I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:48Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:53That's not.
00:38:00No underwear?
00:38:08That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:11What are you going to do?
00:38:15Punish you.
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:22You don't know me?
00:38:25I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:28Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:29I'd say do you worst.
00:38:30I'd say do you worst.
00:38:32I'd say do you worst.
00:38:36I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:40Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:43I'd say do your worst.
00:38:46I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'm sorry.
00:39:03I can't let this happen.
00:39:05What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:11You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:16But... but what about...
00:39:18There's no buts.
00:39:21I can't let this happen again.
00:39:24You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:44That was part of the plan!
00:39:46I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:47Was it... big?
00:39:49So big.
00:39:50Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:39:54It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:07Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak? Like BDSM?
00:40:12The whole nine yards. Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:16My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:18Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:22Wait, do you think he's gonna show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:25Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:29Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:31Well, then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:51Stop messing with that.
00:40:52You're gonna flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:55You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:58How else are you gonna woo your man?
00:41:00He's not my man.
00:41:06I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:08Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:12You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?
00:41:20What do you want, Brian?
00:41:22Just five minutes.
00:41:28Sorry.
00:41:29But, Herbert, are you sure?
00:41:31It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:34Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:47I want to get back together.
00:41:49You cheated on me. I deserve better, Brian, and it's not gonna be from you.
00:42:04But that was months ago, huh? Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:08This isn't about payback.
00:42:10I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:13What do you mean, moved on? Hmm?
00:42:15Are you fucking other guys? You slut?
00:42:16Get off of me!
00:42:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me see them. Let me see how you're fucking other guys. Show me. Show me!
00:42:34Let go of me!
00:42:37There's the most handsome man at the gala. I was hoping I'd run into you. A drink?
00:42:43I don't have time for this.
00:42:45You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:48That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:51Are you fucking breaking up with me? Me?
00:42:55We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:58Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you. It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:04You'll regret this, Christopher. But I'm not gonna come after you. I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:21Help me! Help!
00:43:23Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:26Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:27Oh, good girl.
00:43:31You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:33I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:35That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:39And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom and you just made me rip an asshole.
00:43:46Are you okay?
00:43:50Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking huge goods anyways.
00:44:03Stop it! You're gonna kill him.
00:44:05Good.
00:44:06He's not worth it.
00:44:08Let's go.
00:44:11If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:17Let's go.
00:44:18Fuck.
00:44:19Chris, you almost killed him. Should we call 9-1-1?
00:44:31Seriously, Harper?
00:44:32He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:33I handled myself just fine.
00:44:34And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:37I'm okay.
00:44:39I'm okay.
00:44:40Hello, Mr.
00:44:48I'm okay.
00:44:49I handled myself just fine.
00:44:51And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:10You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:27Let's see who you are.
00:45:41Do we have to do this?
00:45:43What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:46Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:50Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:52So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:09I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:13Breathe.
00:46:16You can do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:45Don't focus on the water.
00:46:48Just look at me.
00:46:54It's not hard to do.
00:46:55It's okay.
00:47:09It's okay.
00:47:10It's okay.
00:47:10It's okay.
00:47:11I got you.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13It's okay.
00:47:19You're fine.
00:47:21You're fine, Harper.
00:47:28Just breathe.
00:47:29Just keep breathing.
00:47:33How are you feeling?
00:47:33Fine.
00:47:42Just insanely distracted.
00:47:46Ready for the next step?
00:47:49What?
00:47:53I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:55I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:47:57I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:04What?
00:48:07Oh, my God.
00:48:09Oh, my God.
00:48:09You're talking about swimming.
00:48:13You're talking about swimming.
00:48:17What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:19I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:46Harper!
00:48:48Harper!
00:48:48What happened?
00:48:56What happened?
00:48:57You blacked out.
00:48:58You're okay.
00:49:00You're okay.
00:49:01Sorry.
00:49:02Sorry.
00:49:04You're right.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:10You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:11You did this.
00:49:16It's okay.
00:49:18We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:20Just kiss me.
00:49:23Your dad won't like this.
00:49:26Don't think about him.
00:49:27If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:31If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:32I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:36I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:39Just say you don't want me.
00:49:40Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:52I don't want you.
00:49:52I want you.
00:49:57And I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:59You're going to get hurt.
00:49:59I don't need me.
00:50:01That's what I'm trying to do.
00:50:06Does that feel like I don't know what you're doing?
00:50:11what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:50:21cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:26so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:30come on let's go inside no i need a moment to cool off
00:50:39i'm gonna shower
00:50:43what are you doing
00:50:56so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare
00:51:09who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:51:13who are you and what are you doing in my house i'm olena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor
00:51:22industries i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala and i wanted to warn you
00:51:29he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart yeah he's here to protect me from danger like
00:51:37strangers breaking into my house oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:51:46you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:51:57let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:08doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:15not intense enough for him
00:52:19not intense enough
00:52:21yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:26oh please don't make me laugh
00:52:31i mean look at you
00:52:32you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:52:36you're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:40you want to know how chris likes the fuck
00:52:46he likes to take you from behind
00:52:49handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:51choke you out
00:52:53none of that kissing
00:52:55pillow talk
00:52:56well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:02he'll be bored of you in a week he actually lives here with me
00:53:09you little skin
00:53:12help me i can't swim
00:53:23help i can't swim
00:53:29help me
00:53:41harper
00:53:42harper
00:53:43smile for chance
00:53:47please don't
00:53:49just crawl your way out idiot
00:53:52that's what you get for stealing my man
00:53:55harper
00:54:02harper
00:54:06harper
00:54:18harper
00:54:20harper
00:54:22Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:47Harper! Harper!
00:54:48Oh my god!
00:54:50Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay.
00:54:52You're safe.
00:54:54I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:56I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:58You're okay. Just breathe.
00:55:00Just breathe.
00:55:02You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:04Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:06I mean, I know she can homewreck,
00:55:08but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:10Homewreck?
00:55:12Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:16Hmm.
00:55:18She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:22I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:24We were just playing hard together,
00:55:26so I got a little jealous.
00:55:28She could never homewreck us,
00:55:30because...
00:55:32There's nothing to wreck.
00:55:34Jokely.
00:55:36Harder.
00:55:38I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:42I don't love you.
00:55:44And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:46How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:52She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:04What are you doing?
00:56:06Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:08asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:10and why his major investors have pulled out their funds
00:56:14from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:16You're going to tell dear old dad
00:56:18that it's because his psychotic daughter
00:56:20is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:22You got that?
00:56:24Are you threatening me?
00:56:26No.
00:56:28I'm telling you.
00:56:30Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:35Get out of here.
00:56:36Wait.
00:56:37Please.
00:56:38Don't.
00:56:39I'll do anything.
00:56:40Please.
00:56:41What are you doing?
00:56:42Chris, no!
00:56:56Wait!
00:56:57Wait!
00:57:12I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:21She will not bother you again.
00:57:24I swear.
00:57:26Don't worry about it.
00:57:30I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:37I never dated her.
00:57:39We weren't a thing.
00:57:42Not according to her.
00:57:51Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:58She said that...
00:58:03that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:08She said that...
00:58:12that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:19satisfy you...
00:58:21in bed.
00:58:27That I was...
00:58:28too much of a kid and that...
00:58:31you'd never be into me.
00:58:32Is that true?
00:58:41That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:45But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:48I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:49I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:55When I was in that pool, I...
00:58:57I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:02And all I could think about...
00:59:04was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:06What did you regret?
00:59:09What did you regret?
00:59:11Not doing this sooner.
00:59:12I don't mean this sooner.
00:59:13I don't know.
00:59:43What the hell am I doing?
00:59:46Why did you stop again?
00:59:48You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:51Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:53I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:59:58This isn't about Mark.
00:59:59It's about you and me.
01:00:01So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:07I'm too dangerous.
01:00:11So you're saying the kiss was a mistake.
01:00:13I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:18It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:20There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:25It's because you're a coward.
01:00:27You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:29Just admit it.
01:00:30You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:32Just be a man and own it.
01:00:34Not you.
01:00:34Don't!
01:00:36You're a psycho.
01:00:45I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:54Morning.
01:00:57Bagel?
01:00:58I'm not hungry.
01:01:02You need to eat.
01:01:11No.
01:01:12What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:17Are we even now?
01:01:26You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:30What's wrong, ghetto?
01:01:32I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:34You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:36Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:52Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:02Promise.
01:02:02Promise.
01:02:02Have Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:12Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:17Nope.
01:02:19And he's never going to.
01:02:20Huh?
01:02:21I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:24Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:27Oh, hey.
01:02:29Hey.
01:02:30Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:32Okay?
01:02:32You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:36And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:39Stop moping.
01:02:40Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:46Okay.
01:02:46How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:01Like a million hours?
01:03:03Who the fuck cares?
01:03:05We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:08Okay.
01:03:08Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:12Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:12I think I hear them coming.
01:03:35Let's go.
01:03:36One last touch.
01:03:38One last touch.
01:03:46Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:51Harper.
01:03:51Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:00What?
01:04:00No, no, no, no.
01:04:03My final project.
01:04:06How am I going to graduate?
01:04:08Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:09Harper.
01:04:17Harper.
01:04:18I'm kind of confused.
01:04:20Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:22Shh.
01:04:25Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:28Shh.
01:04:28Don't say that.
01:04:30It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:33Did you do this?
01:04:42Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:47We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:49You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:51Guess what?
01:04:52You have no proof.
01:04:55Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:58That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:01Harper.
01:05:02Harper.
01:05:03There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:05Professor, I can explain.
01:05:09Harper.
01:05:12Is this your work?
01:05:14It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:17We have to fail Harper.
01:05:19It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:21Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:26In fact, guests just bought this piece.
01:05:29Wait, what?
01:05:30Who would buy this crap?
01:05:32I will.
01:05:33Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:48I will.
01:05:49It's you.
01:05:52You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:57Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:59Don't you know who this is?
01:06:01Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:04There's no way.
01:06:05That's okay, Professor.
01:06:06Not everyone has taste.
01:06:11How much for this painting?
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:13Our starting price is $18.
01:06:20Done.
01:06:20Wait, $1,800?
01:06:24Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:27We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:31You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:41Here's two mil.
01:06:44What?
01:06:45Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:06:50Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:53Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:55Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:02Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:04Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:07Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:10My father still runs this university.
01:07:14Money runs this university.
01:07:16And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:25You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:27You can't, please.
01:07:29Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:32No, wait, Professor!
01:07:33Not so fast.
01:07:35What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:40Oh, no!
01:07:40Oh!
01:07:48I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:51Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:53Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:00I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:03Those dresses, though.
01:08:05What?
01:08:05Huh?
01:08:06I...
01:08:07This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:22You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:24What was it that you two said?
01:08:26Oh, right.
01:08:28Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:29The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:36You're being suspended.
01:08:37Let's go!
01:08:38Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:40They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:42Let's go!
01:08:44Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:46I'll see you later.
01:08:46Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:53Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:55That's $18,000!
01:08:58Seriously?
01:09:00I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:02What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:13He, um...
01:09:14I mean, I...
01:09:17I was an idiot.
01:09:20And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:24show you how much I want you.
01:09:25I know.
01:09:40Blindfold?
01:09:42I want you, Harper.
01:09:43I want to do things to you.
01:09:49Bad things.
01:09:52But only if you want me to.
01:09:56I do.
01:10:09Why'd we stop?
01:10:11We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:14Just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:16Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:23And I'll wait for you.
01:10:25God, wear that for me tonight.
01:10:34Harper!
01:10:35Harper!
01:10:37Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:39You need to look at this!
01:10:40Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:41I'm having...
01:10:43very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:47No!
01:10:47No!
01:10:48That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:50Harper, look!
01:10:50You've got the phone!
01:10:53I swear!
01:10:55The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:10:57Harper, he's dangerous.
01:10:59You need to move out now.
01:11:00You can't keep living with him.
01:11:02I need to talk to him.
01:11:03Okay?
01:11:04Harper!
01:11:04Harper!
01:11:04Taxi?
01:11:14For Harper?
01:11:18Who are you?
01:11:19Hey!
01:11:20Let go of me!
01:11:21Stop it!
01:11:21Please, please let me go.
01:11:33If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:39Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:42Harper.
01:11:42Why are you doing this?
01:11:46We broke up.
01:11:47No, Harper.
01:11:48We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:50You psycho!
01:11:52He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:56He humiliated me!
01:11:58But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:02He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:04Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:07Once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:12:10Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:15No.
01:12:16No.
01:12:17You can just watch.
01:12:20No.
01:12:20No, no, no, no.
01:12:22No, no!
01:12:40A trap?
01:12:42What the hell?
01:13:00Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:02I hope you don't mind.
01:13:06I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:10Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:12you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:19Okay, crap.
01:13:20I can explain.
01:13:21You're gonna explain.
01:13:23But first,
01:13:25you know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:28Is that text a prank?
01:13:30Harper's in trouble.
01:13:33We need to go.
01:13:33Okay.
01:13:36Can we have some fun with you
01:13:38after we kill other Gramps?
01:13:41Hmm?
01:13:43Should we make him watch?
01:13:45Hmm?
01:13:48Oh!
01:13:49Looks like he's here.
01:13:51Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:13:56Huh?
01:13:57Get ready, boys.
01:14:13I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:21That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:22when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:23What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:43What?
01:14:43Can't talk without your little bodyguard?
01:14:45Let me go!
01:14:53I-I-I'll leave all my-
01:14:54I already told you once.
01:14:55You should have listened to me then.
01:15:00I'm going to kill you,
01:15:01you goddamn bitch.
01:15:02Ah!
01:15:10Call all units A-211-675-9.
01:15:13Are you okay?
01:15:22Did he hurt you?
01:15:24Chris,
01:15:25I put you in-
01:15:27in danger.
01:15:28You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:31When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:40Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:15:48Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:50It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:15:52I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:54Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:15:57I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:15:59No, Dad!
01:16:00Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:05But?
01:16:06Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:16Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:18Please don't be mad.
01:16:21You're wrong about that.
01:16:24It's not deep down.
01:16:26It is the most important thing to me.
01:16:28Your happiness.
01:16:32If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:38Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:40I believe you.
01:16:43You keep her safe.
01:16:48With my goddamn life.
01:16:49Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:09I want you to beg for it.
01:17:34I want you to fuck me, honey.
01:17:51Stop teasing.
01:17:53I want you now.
01:17:55I want you to beg for it.
01:17:57Daddy.
01:17:58I want you to beg for it.
01:18:00I want you to beg for it.
01:18:00Daddy, say it.
01:18:04Or I'll punish you.
01:18:07Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:18Are you sure about that?
01:18:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:18:58You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:10You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:25Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:30Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:19:53I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:19:59You're different.
01:20:18Ready for round five?
01:20:20Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:22Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:26What if I don't?
01:20:29What was that?
01:20:30Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:32Honey, you home?
01:20:34Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:36Stop it!
01:20:37I told you I was busy.
01:20:42This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:45If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:49Okay, I will.
01:20:50Can you get out?
01:20:51I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:04Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:06No.
01:21:07Please keep them covered.
01:21:08I want to give a speech.
01:21:09And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech.
01:21:11I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:13You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:15Just get on with it.
01:21:16What I do for a living.
01:21:17The not so legal part.
01:21:18It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:23And for me to be...
01:21:25Vulnerable?
01:21:26Yeah.
01:21:27But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:33You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:36And I want to be around you.
01:21:39Forever.
01:21:40So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:05I'm moving you in there.
01:22:12As a graduation present.
01:22:15And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:23Only if you want to.
01:22:26Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:29Are you serious?
01:22:32What's wrong?
01:22:33Is it tacky?
01:22:35I liked it.
01:22:36I thought...
01:22:37Deal!
01:22:42But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:45Which is?
01:22:46You have to move in there with me.
01:22:49Deal.