Marlon and Donna are shocked when Eli turns up with a JCB to help with the building work. In an effort to connect them up to the water supply, he hits the water mains and causes a great amount of damage. Donna and Marlon are furious with Eli who makes a hasty exit. Worse news follows when a building inspector announces an impending visit next week.
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00:00Oh, no, no, no!
00:02I don't...
00:04How can... How can this have happened?
00:09This is down to you, innit, you great lummox!
00:11Come on, mate, we're an accident.
00:13You're a flaming accident! You're a walking disaster area!
00:15Whoa, whoa, let's just concentrate on the job in hand.
00:18This is my husband, Marlon.
00:20Peter Morrison. I'm in District Water.
00:23Lovely to meet you.
00:24Could you excuse me for one minute while I go and get me gone?
00:27Zach! How's it going?
00:29Excuse me, pal.
00:32Look, we didn't realise...
00:35Well, I didn't realise what a big job it was.
00:37Look, it's my fault, mate. I assumed they had permission.
00:39I should have checked first.
00:41Should have listened when you were told no!
00:43When you had your keys to, Cocker!
00:45When you were asked not to get involved!
00:48Are we insured?
00:50I would that it were.
00:51I tell my lady wife, in the long run,
00:53you're better off getting in the professionals.
00:55First of course, Connie, otherwise.
00:57How much?
00:59That depends on how quickly we can get it sorted out.
01:03But, er...
01:04You better brace yourselves.
01:09Here.
01:10It's ruined! It's ruined! It's ruined!
01:12We're gonna have to start the whole lot again!
01:14Well, it can't be that bad.
01:15I mean, it probably looks worse than what it is.
01:17No point sugarcoating it.
01:19You'll have to start from scratch.
01:22Listen, I'll pay, Marlon.
01:24How can you pay?
01:26I'll arrest you!
01:29I'll arrest you!
01:30No!
01:31I don't care what you've got!
01:32I've got clothes!
01:33I'm gonna kill you when you might go away!
01:35I'm gonna kill you when you might go away!
01:36I'm gonna kill you!
01:37I'm gonna kill you!
01:38I'm gonna kill you!
01:39I'm gonna kill you!
01:40It's the building, Inspector!
01:48You deal with it!
01:54Mr Hattersley!
01:55How lovely to hear from you!
01:58Smashing!
01:59Yeah, lovely. Look forward to it.
02:00Bye!
02:02Okay.
02:03My life officially ends on Friday.
02:05Ah!