00:00This whole thing is a fake. The way it's done is very simple.
00:03Fake feet out one end, and I'm all scrunched up in this end.
00:06The oldest trick in the book. His turban is a fake, too.
00:09It's the hotel towel.
00:12Don't applaud him. Look, I'm not cut in half.
00:15Stop applauding. It's a fake.
00:20Phew. It's a good thing I got Blue Cross.
00:30When he strikes this note, instead of a xylophone, he'll be playing a harp.
00:47Now, with your kind indulgence, I'll play those endearing young charms.
00:56That's wrong, you dumb bunny! Try it again!
01:00Ooh, no, no, you stupid rabbit! Like this!
01:16I now present an act that no other performer has ever dared to execute.
01:20In fairness, I must warn those with weak constitutions to leave the theater for this performance.
01:26Lights? Thank you.
01:28Some appropriate music, maestro.
01:31First, I drink a generous portion of gasoline.
01:36Then, some nitroglycerine.
01:40A goodly amount of gunpowder.
01:41Some uranium-238.
01:48Shake well.
01:50Strike an ordinary match.
01:52Girls, you'd better hold on to your boyfriends.
01:55Swallow the match.
01:56So.
02:00That's terrific, Dave.
02:02They loved it.
02:03They want more.
02:04I know, I know, but I can only do it once.
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