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00:00So remember last week we were talking, Scott, about how the Whitecaps lost 5-0.
00:03And I said, I swear to God, Scott, it looked like they were drugged to me.
00:07Well, it turns out they feel that they were.
00:09There's accusations that they were literally poisoned.
00:13Dude, they've got guys, like nine guys, violently ill still.
00:17And they brought their own food.
00:18They drank their own water.
00:19They played in Mexico City like four times, Scott, in the last six months.
00:23And they never had a problem.
00:25Last year in the CONCACAF Champions Cup game, same thing.
00:28Columbus crew went there, and they think they got drugged and poisoned.
00:33Like two years in a row.
00:35Yeah, yeah, two years in a row.
00:37It's not like in my head.
00:38It's two years in a row.
00:39Like the coaches are basically saying, listen, we can't prove it.
00:43So, you know, we lost.
00:45It is what it is.
00:46But we were drugged.
00:47They were like, we were drugged.
00:48And so much so that the nine players, Scott, were seen by the Federal Disease Agency and stuff.
00:54Like they're sick, sick.
00:56Like not like they are like, we don't know what's wrong with you.
00:58Like we think you were poisoned.
01:00Like you don't have.
01:01Like, yeah, you don't have.
01:02Like you're not this sick.
01:04You don't have food poisoning.
01:05You don't have this.
01:05They're like, we don't know what you have.
01:06We think you were poisoned.
01:08Yeah, like we think like we don't know what it is.
01:10Something's wrong with you.
01:11So did they lose on Sunday?
01:14So this is wild.
01:15They lose 5-0.
01:17Dude, half their team is good.
01:19So they're on like the international window, the Whitecaps, right?
01:23So you got a bunch of guys playing all over the world.
01:25The other guys were sick.
01:27They literally played the bottom of the bench.
01:31They were plus 300 underdogs at home.
01:34They wanted to cancel the game.
01:36They beat Seattle Sounders 3-0.
01:39They still won.
01:40Won 3-0, Scott.
01:42I guess it's just, you know, they're going to roll through the MLS, man.
01:45Forget about the CONCACAF, but we can kill everyone in the MLS, evidently.
01:49So, you know, the Club World Cup is coming.
01:54Are they allowed to play in that, or is it just?
01:57No, they didn't qualify.
01:59What?
02:01The Whitecaps didn't qualify for that.
02:03If they would have won the CONCACAF Cup, they would have qualified for the 2029 one.
02:09And this tournament.
02:12Does that do me in four years?
02:14Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
02:15So who cares that we didn't make it?
02:16I'm like, yeah, whatever.
02:17And, like, this FIFA World Cup thing is just a dumb idea.
02:22It's too much.
02:23Like, nobody likes it, Scott.
02:24It's not like you think, like, Chelsea fans are all excited about this.
02:27They're like, this is the first tournament.
02:29I'm going to like it, though.
02:29Isn't it going to be good games?
02:32Well, they're sending their top players.
02:35Like, so it's not like, you know what I mean?
02:36Because at first I'm like, well, is this going to be like the exit?
02:38You know what I mean?
02:39Like when Real Madrid comes and plays against whoever and they play,
02:43they don't really send their top guys here.
02:45They are sending their top players.
02:47So, like, you know, PSG, like, you know, they're all playing.
02:51You know, like Mbappe is going to be here.
02:53And a lot of the top world's players will be playing in this tournament.
02:56But it's very manufactured.
02:59And the thing is, like, we've got the World Cup coming up as well.
03:03There's the Gold Cup.
03:04It's basically just a FIFA cash grab.
03:06And it's also sort of a precursor to the World Cup.
03:09They're in a lot of the same stadiums and stuff.
03:11But it's a disaster.
03:12They haven't sold any tickets for this guy.