A deal with the hockey captain Complete
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one hears about.
00:00:21I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:24My crush since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:51I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:55You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:02But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:12It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:19Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:27I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:34Get with Leo.
00:01:40Lose my big card.
00:01:43You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:49Idiot.
00:01:50She's gonna die of Bridget.
00:01:52No.
00:01:53If you want it, you're gonna have to make it happen.
00:01:57Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:02Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:05Dora.
00:02:06Can it wait?
00:02:07I'm just a little busy.
00:02:08Leo, I've been in love with you for years.
00:02:09I think we would make a great team.
00:02:10I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity
00:02:12next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:19I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:25You know what?
00:02:26I want you to be somewhere else.
00:02:28What?
00:02:29I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:34I'm going to want to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:44Oh my god!
00:02:45What did she just say?
00:02:46She's a virgin.
00:02:47L-M-A-O.
00:02:52How sweet.
00:02:53A pleading little virgin.
00:02:56Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:00What else do you have to say to Leah?
00:03:02Dora.
00:03:07Frippity.
00:03:08Hey.
00:03:09I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:11It's funny.
00:03:13Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:15And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:17I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:21Wait.
00:03:22I totally can.
00:03:26But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:28I don't know.
00:03:32I don't have a mustache.
00:03:36I'll just...
00:03:37I'll leave you guys.
00:03:38Go.
00:03:39And this...
00:03:41It's interesting.
00:03:47Women have a choice for...
00:03:49They can be appealing.
00:03:51And they can be you.
00:03:52I like this cardigan.
00:03:58So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:03Leo's hot.
00:04:05You're not.
00:04:06Leo's rich.
00:04:08Poor.
00:04:09We're in your own.
00:04:10Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:13No.
00:04:15Maybe.
00:04:16Near your place, nerd.
00:04:18In the library,
00:04:19holding your nose with the oven,
00:04:21happens.
00:04:28Now, if you could just, uh,
00:04:30finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:31What the hell?
00:04:49I'm not expecting money from anyone,
00:04:50especially this much.
00:04:51Did you tell me just what?
00:05:17Why?
00:05:18What's the people?
00:05:18Oh, come on.
00:05:23It's not that bad.
00:05:24I just told Leo that I was in love with them,
00:05:26but Mindy was there.
00:05:28So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:30Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:34Come on.
00:05:34I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:36I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:48Oh,
00:05:51Troy.
00:05:54No virgins here.
00:05:56You already knew that, right?
00:05:59Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:10Oh,
00:06:11not so fast.
00:06:13Worthy ignore her.
00:06:14I saved you.
00:06:16Now you love me.
00:06:17Big time.
00:06:23No way.
00:06:24Guy's thinking of me about one thing.
00:06:26I'm so jealous.
00:06:28Help pass me now.
00:06:30Listen,
00:06:31I've got
00:06:32a really weird tech situation,
00:06:33and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:06:35but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:36If you got a virus from the porn site,
00:06:38that's your own problem.
00:06:39No,
00:06:39no,
00:06:40no,
00:06:41some stranger's putting money into my account,
00:06:42and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:47Match fixing?
00:06:48That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:50I'm not touching it.
00:06:51Wait,
00:06:52what if we did a deal?
00:06:56You help me,
00:06:58and I help you get Leo.
00:07:01Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:04It's a sexual reference
00:07:05for you.
00:07:06What's that sex?
00:07:09Leo!
00:07:11It's not just sex.
00:07:13I love Leo.
00:07:15I've been waiting for him.
00:07:18So do we have a deal?
00:07:19Okay,
00:07:20but I need to clear something up.
00:07:23If you look at this,
00:07:23I thought it was fourth.
00:07:26You got some work to do.
00:07:28You think I'm a joke?
00:07:30It's called teasing, bro.
00:07:33Do you want Leo or...
00:07:34so you teach me how to flirt,
00:07:39and, you know,
00:07:40do things?
00:07:44You want me to teach you how to kiss, don't you?
00:07:46I just want to know
00:07:58what Leo will expect.
00:08:01That's familiar with this stuff.
00:08:06All right.
00:08:08Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:11List of formal.
00:08:12Flirting fashion to geek.
00:08:13Okay, so you spent some time
00:08:15thinking about this.
00:08:17All right.
00:08:18Flirting skills first,
00:08:19and then boom,
00:08:20hit the base.
00:08:21Sounds good.
00:08:22Just, uh,
00:08:22don't forget about fashion.
00:08:24And we need a deadline.
00:08:25How about the fundraiser dance
00:08:27for the hockey team?
00:08:28You can maybe move there.
00:08:29It's only two weeks away.
00:08:31Calm down.
00:08:32You're not that hopeless.
00:08:33We can meet up tomorrow morning
00:08:34to discuss tactics.
00:08:36Okay.
00:08:37Sounds good.
00:08:40My whole life is going to change.
00:08:41Go team.
00:08:44Oh, dirty.
00:08:45Gotcha.
00:08:53Dora!
00:08:54Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:56Oh, shit.
00:08:57I wanted to say that I'm sorry
00:08:59about yesterday.
00:09:01You did?
00:09:02Yeah.
00:09:03I was just feeling really insecure
00:09:05because I really like Leo.
00:09:10I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:15Thanks.
00:09:17Did you hear about the cake party
00:09:18that's happening tonight?
00:09:19You should totally come.
00:09:21All of us lost our B cards
00:09:23at the cake parties.
00:09:24Don't we, girls?
00:09:26Totally.
00:09:27What the hell, Dora?
00:09:46Do you even live here?
00:09:47It's so friggin' neat.
00:09:49I like things organized.
00:09:53What are you doing?
00:09:54Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:09:57You're probably a mass solution
00:09:59of a Wii color.
00:10:03My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:07I mean, it kind of is.
00:10:10If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:13Can we please stop talking
00:10:15about my underwear?
00:10:16Just what are you doing?
00:10:36You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:38I never noticed how beautiful
00:10:42they are before.
00:10:43They're just eyes.
00:10:52I have two of them,
00:10:53like everyone else.
00:10:55Come on, Dora.
00:10:56I was flirting with you.
00:10:58This is why you need help.
00:11:03Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:11:05Just be open to signals.
00:11:07Don't be Dora.
00:11:09Ignore her.
00:11:11Can I bore you?
00:11:11Why would you care?
00:11:22Because you have such
00:11:23beautiful eyes.
00:11:30You're flirting again?
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:37Something flirty back, dude.
00:11:38I know.
00:11:42I will practice on Leo
00:11:43at the Friday's night.
00:11:45What do you think?
00:11:47Why not?
00:11:49But just remember,
00:11:50you've still got your training wheels on.
00:11:52Don't expect miracles.
00:11:53We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:55We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:55All right.
00:12:09That was a drink.
00:12:10Just try to be cool.
00:12:14Dude,
00:12:15when am I not cool?
00:12:15Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:22You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:26Yeah, good luck.
00:12:31Oh my god.
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:42Hey.
00:12:43I thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:12:47Was I?
00:12:51I'm sorry that I was weird yesterday.
00:12:53You don't gotta say it.
00:12:55I mean he's a bitch.
00:12:56And you're awesome.
00:12:58I am?
00:13:00I am.
00:13:09Hey.
00:13:10Hey.
00:13:11Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:14School?
00:13:16School.
00:13:17Yep.
00:13:19Sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:13:23You don't gotta say it's cool.
00:13:25Oh, okay.
00:13:29Yes, she does.
00:13:31Doesn't she, girls?
00:13:33Whatever it is.
00:13:35And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:39It's like a vagina.
00:13:40Oh, I try her.
00:13:42We call it Adora.
00:13:43What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:53We're doing nothing.
00:13:55She needs you.
00:13:57Because you're nothing.
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:01I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:14:03She buys it in a venti-sized tube.
00:14:06How cute.
00:14:08But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:13This is the last one.
00:14:17Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:19What's about me all of a sudden?
00:14:20What do you see in her?
00:14:31Dora the Boarer?
00:14:33What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:40She's great.
00:14:41It's as simple as that, maybe.
00:14:44Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:51Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:55I think it's kind of sweet.
00:15:03This is just a start, you sexless ironing board.
00:15:08Get ready for the plan I have.
00:15:10Specifically for you, in five minutes.
00:15:20Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:31Oh, wait here.
00:15:33I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:43Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:46I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:47I've been saving myself for you,
00:15:49and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:55Ow, she wants a real virginity for my lady once.
00:15:57Could you just be petty or desperate?
00:16:02I don't know.
00:16:04Can you go up?
00:16:05Ready.
00:16:06Ready?
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08Take my virginity.
00:16:09Take my virginity.
00:16:11Please, let me go.
00:16:38Please, let me go.
00:16:39Hey, I'm here, are you?
00:17:07Hopefully, it doesn't see me like this.
00:17:09Please, please, let me go.
00:17:14Oh, honey, do you want to go?
00:17:16Please, let me go.
00:17:18You can go.
00:17:20We just want to hear you say it.
00:17:22One more time.
00:17:24Say, take my virginity.
00:17:25Say it.
00:17:29Say it.
00:17:30Say it.
00:17:31Say it.
00:17:32Say it.
00:17:33Say it.
00:17:34Take my virginity.
00:17:35That's enough.
00:17:41That's enough.
00:17:42That's enough.
00:17:42and you wonder why guys keep leaving you
00:17:52i don't care what anyone says
00:17:56when someone starts shit with me
00:17:58i always finish it
00:18:00you're wrong
00:18:01i don't finish it
00:18:12i'll get you a tissue
00:18:24sorry
00:18:32i'm not usually a crier
00:18:35you can't let me get to you
00:18:38you need to fight back
00:18:40like with a shark
00:18:41you just need to punch her in the nose
00:18:43why do you care if she believes me
00:18:48you remind me of my little sister
00:18:52is she a pitiful virgin loser too
00:18:57i mean she's eight
00:18:59i really hope so
00:19:01it reminds you of an eight year old
00:19:04oh dad no
00:19:06stop crying
00:19:09so i'm gonna be okay
00:19:12yeah
00:19:14it's easy for you to say
00:19:17captain of the hockey team
00:19:19everyone loves you
00:19:21and i'm just
00:19:25dora
00:19:26i definitely think you're pretty great
00:19:32and that should count for something
00:19:37since i'm apparently so amazing
00:19:39i thought you just said that at the party
00:19:47to mess with mindy
00:19:48i thought you just said that at the party to mess with mindy
00:19:48i'm sorry
00:19:53because i meant to
00:19:56and the worst part is
00:20:07i need to get a chance to talk to leo
00:20:11you know there's a chance that leo might not be into you
00:20:17no matter what you do
00:20:18i just have to change the way that he sees me
00:20:21all right i just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal
00:20:24okay
00:20:29we'll make it happen
00:20:32if that's what you really want
00:20:34let's do another flirty lesson
00:20:39now
00:20:41it's not like we have another party to get to
00:20:44let's pretend like we're on a date
00:20:56show me some pointers
00:21:00okay
00:21:02so
00:21:03flirting
00:21:04you're going to make
00:21:06lots of eye contact
00:21:08and if you can
00:21:11touch them
00:21:13warm
00:21:16warm
00:21:18i thought it was right
00:21:20everything that i had inside my mind
00:21:25yet it felt so good
00:21:28walking next to you
00:21:30you said you liked me too
00:21:33sometimes i
00:21:35i don't see that if i do
00:21:37this is fake but it feels real
00:21:41and you should laugh at leo's jokes
00:21:46if he makes any
00:21:47which you probably won't
00:21:48and then you should find something special about him to compliment him
00:21:53if you think you don't like it
00:21:55and what you think you should find something special about him to get close to him
00:22:01so
00:22:01she was like
00:22:02and i am
00:22:02and i am
00:22:03and i am
00:22:04i am
00:22:04and i am
00:22:04i am
00:22:05am
00:22:06am
00:22:07and i am
00:22:07so
00:22:09i am
00:22:09so
00:22:09i am
00:22:10am
00:22:10so
00:22:10am
00:22:10so
00:22:11and i am
00:22:12Does that just makes me want to get close?
00:22:27This shit actually works.
00:22:35Congratulations.
00:22:36You just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:39You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:40I know.
00:22:41Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:44Just curious.
00:22:45Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:48Well, you told me to find something special that the person I was flirting with.
00:22:54And you went with, I smell nice?
00:22:57What's wrong with that?
00:23:00How do you want to smell?
00:23:01A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:23:04Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:23:05We don't smell nice.
00:23:08Hey.
00:23:08Hey, relax.
00:23:12You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:15I won't let your secret get out.
00:23:19Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:21I like it.
00:23:24Thanks.
00:23:26Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your big account?
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:30Can I ask?
00:23:31To me somewhere.
00:23:32I'll send you my money.
00:23:43You're helping me.
00:23:44You're helping me.
00:23:45You're helping me.
00:23:47You're helping me.
00:23:48You're helping me.
00:23:50You're trying to get out of any mielixed Finding kindergarten.
00:23:51Dora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:53If she works out I sent it,
00:23:55they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:57She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:24:03I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:11What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:15What's it to you?
00:24:16She's an old friend.
00:24:17Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:19Yeah?
00:24:21Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:24Dora.
00:24:25Hardly.
00:24:26She's like our team mascot.
00:24:29Perfect.
00:24:30Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating.
00:24:42I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:46I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:47This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:49That's why I'm going to be here.
00:24:50I'm going somewhere he cooked.
00:24:51I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:52I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:53I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:54I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:55Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:24:58I've got a date with Troy.
00:25:12Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:17Where are you going? The library?
00:25:22I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:24Everything about you offends me, Deke.
00:25:26The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:25:33I mean, do you have any self-respect?
00:25:39Can I go?
00:25:40Well, not until I hope you are a little.
00:25:43I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:47And these have a definite gotta go.
00:25:54And this is it again?
00:25:55So gross.
00:25:57Stop!
00:25:59And you gotta bait the hook for something.
00:26:12You gotta fight back.
00:26:13Like with a shark.
00:26:14You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:16Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:38Yeah, you should be.
00:26:39It's not really good for my reputation to be some lady or a girl.
00:26:43I know.
00:26:45Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:51I have to.
00:26:55It's the butt.
00:26:57But, Mike.
00:26:59I want to.
00:27:00I want you to.
00:27:01I want you to.
00:27:04Oh my God.
00:27:05Oh, yeah.
00:27:07Just stick to the voice.
00:27:16There's a crazy little bitch.
00:27:18That's her.
00:27:19Oh, Chris.
00:27:20You're under arrest.
00:27:24They're aggravating assault.
00:27:30Whoa, whoa, hang on a second.
00:27:32We just talk about this?
00:27:33This young lady reported an assault, and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:36No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:38Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:27:44I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:27:45Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:47Oh, thanks.
00:27:48Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:51She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:53Yeah?
00:27:54No.
00:27:55This is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:27:58Oh, really?
00:28:00Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:28:07That's what I thought.
00:28:09Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:15Nice to meet you.
00:28:16Hey, nice to meet you, too.
00:28:17See you in the next game?
00:28:18You will, go team.
00:28:25Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:28Got it?
00:28:42I can't believe you recognized him in the rink.
00:28:44No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:47That was bullshit?
00:28:48It worked, didn't it?
00:28:50Unbelievable.
00:28:51You know what's unbelievable?
00:28:53Is you punching Mindy in the face?
00:28:55I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:57I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:58Just one moment, she was monstering me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:29:04Yeah, I wish it would have been my slugger.
00:29:06I'm calling the cops.
00:29:29Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:36I'll change my sheets, and you're sleeping in my bed tonight.
00:29:42I'll take the floor.
00:29:51I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:53He feels so good.
00:29:55Oh no!
00:29:56Am I hot for Troy?
00:29:57Okay.
00:30:05Do you have something I could change into?
00:30:07Yeah, of course.
00:30:13Thanks.
00:30:14I'm so sorry I did that, realize.
00:30:29Relax, don't worry.
00:30:31You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a friggin' year.
00:30:33Yeah, but that's... that's different.
00:30:37You can look now.
00:30:39You're still shirtless.
00:30:41It's how I sleep.
00:30:43But if you think you'll be able to control yourself...
00:30:45Dream on.
00:30:52See you.
00:30:54Bye.
00:30:55Bye.
00:31:10Bye.
00:31:23You can, uh, share the bed if you want.
00:31:31I trust you.
00:31:33A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:37You're a joke.
00:31:39You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying something.
00:31:44You're sure.
00:31:46We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:50You might need a thicker pillow.
00:32:08You may beving on time.
00:32:10Who do you know?
00:32:12I don't know what you're doing.
00:32:18I Cooley.
00:32:20h-he-e!
00:32:21What happened to the pillow?
00:32:23Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:25It wasn't me.
00:32:27Why would I do that?
00:32:29I don't know.
00:32:31Maybe because you wanted me to do this?
00:32:33Baby, I swear this is over
00:32:39Take my heart, let go for your hands
00:32:44I've spent all my days just trying to find your way
00:32:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
00:32:58You know Leah's the one I want.
00:33:00You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:33:04I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:33:07Right, yeah. Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:10I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is torn.
00:33:18Yeah, I actually need to call my cousin about that.
00:33:21Yeah, since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:24Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
00:33:33Hey, what's up?
00:33:35What's up, dude?
00:33:37Hey, what's up?
00:33:39What's up, dude?
00:33:41So, I heard Dora punched Mindy. It's an hinge, man.
00:33:46Trust me, dude. Mindy deserved it.
00:33:50You gotta kick her to the cart, bro.
00:33:55Why are you so down on Dora? Isn't she your friend?
00:33:57Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
00:34:04I'm focused. Okay, don't worry about me.
00:34:06It doesn't look it.
00:34:08When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:13Leo! Hey!
00:34:18I gotta watch this. Get it back to you.
00:34:23Mini trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:34:28Wow!
00:34:30Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:33Stop it! Stop it!
00:34:48Troy is just a friend.
00:34:53It's nice to know what you're really thinking.
00:34:54I was just looking out for you. Troy's the biggest player on campus. You're a virgin.
00:34:59I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:35:02Thanks, man.
00:35:06There's nothing happening between us.
00:35:09Don't say that more, do you?
00:35:11Thanks, buddy.
00:35:13Great chat.
00:35:15Go team.
00:35:23Excuse me.
00:35:28The boss wants an update.
00:35:31Hey, Big Mike. How's it hanging?
00:35:37Right. Nothing.
00:35:40So, everything's set to where you lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure out what he's going from.
00:35:49Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
00:35:51Hey, just about to call you. So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:36:06You got a name yet?
00:36:07Not yet. But, I will.
00:36:10How'd your exam go?
00:36:11Aced it, as usual.
00:36:14There it is.
00:36:16That's good. Now you can focus on this.
00:36:23Renato and Lydia. My cousins. They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:27Hi.
00:36:33You ready for this?
00:36:35I think so.
00:36:37She's ready.
00:36:39Buckle up, girl. We're about to rock your world.
00:36:41I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:36:51You ready?
00:36:53You got me a car?
00:36:55You gotta make an entrance.
00:36:56Come on.
00:36:59Hi.
00:37:03We're going to the house.
00:37:05This is my favorite part.
00:37:07Oh, no.
00:37:09Burn.
00:37:10Trash.
00:37:12Is this for me to school?
00:37:13I think that's it.
00:37:14We're not going to do that again.
00:37:16The 2014 Gap Sweater.
00:37:18Going!
00:37:19Cinderella's ready for the ball!
00:37:25I did it again.
00:37:27We did it.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:29We.
00:37:41What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:43What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:46Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:49I don't know.
00:37:53Damn!
00:37:53Who's that hot in the body?
00:38:00Oh, my god.
00:38:01Is that virgin, Dora?
00:38:03Sheesh!
00:38:04I got this for you.
00:38:22So, don't think I look too try-hard?
00:38:28You look beautiful.
00:38:30I wonder what Leo's thinking.
00:38:31Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is sleeping.
00:38:35Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:45Could this get any sadder?
00:38:47I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:50She looks amazing.
00:38:55That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:59May I have this dance?
00:39:01I'm sorry in advance for your feet.
00:39:04I can handle it.
00:39:06Follow my lead.
00:39:07I got you.
00:39:11He's so strong.
00:39:13I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:16And he really does smell good.
00:39:20What am I doing?
00:39:22I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:23I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:31You can seriously want that.
00:39:38You could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:39:42Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:45Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:49Can I cut it?
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:58Don't be a dick.
00:40:01Damn, you've been hiding all this hotness for me for all these years.
00:40:05It's just me.
00:40:05And then he fell to my makeup and hairspray.
00:40:08It's still the same old Dora.
00:40:10Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:13I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:15I didn't realize you liked to have a night with me.
00:40:17Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:21Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow, then?
00:40:29Yeah.
00:40:30Just go grab a burger or something.
00:40:33No.
00:40:34Like a proper dinner.
00:40:36Like a date.
00:40:41He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:43This is fucking killing me.
00:40:45I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:48Leo is a little.
00:40:51Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:55How do you know?
00:40:56I can read lips.
00:41:00I'd love to come on a date with you.
00:41:02Wear something sexy, because we're going fancy.
00:41:05Cool.
00:41:06Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:08What is this, opposites day?
00:41:13What is going on?
00:41:14You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:16He's hotter than Dora.
00:41:18Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan.
00:41:21I'll pay back.
00:41:24These could work.
00:41:25All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:32Perfect.
00:41:34And I won't ask you why you're carrying locks and it's around.
00:41:36I'm going to use the restroom.
00:41:44I'm going to use the restroom.
00:41:53Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boar is giving me she's almost the wrong.
00:41:58Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:41:59Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:12Do you want to be my friend?
00:42:13Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:27How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:40Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:42Actually, the drink is for me.
00:42:43I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:50Cheers.
00:42:51Cheers.
00:43:02Everyone!
00:43:02Could I have your attention over here, please?
00:43:06Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:12Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:16Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:19Well, six.
00:43:20Five.
00:43:20Four.
00:43:22Come on.
00:43:22A little closer.
00:43:23Trust me, you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:43:25Three.
00:43:26Two.
00:43:27One.
00:43:28One.
00:43:36No, no, no, no.
00:43:36This is not happening.
00:43:45Don't you touch me!
00:43:47What's going on?
00:43:51This is just a dream.
00:43:53I got...
00:43:54Oh, my God!
00:43:58Yo, baby just shit her pants!
00:44:02I'm falling.
00:44:08I'm falling.
00:44:10That's right.
00:44:12Shut up!
00:44:14Get down!
00:44:16Stop filming me!
00:44:24Thank you for saving me.
00:44:26How'd you know she was gonna do that?
00:44:28I was watching her.
00:44:30I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:36How'd things go with Leo?
00:44:38Great. We're going on a date.
00:44:40That's all thanks to you!
00:44:50Thanks, guys. I appreciate you. I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:56That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:45:00Yeah, bullshit.
00:45:02And don't send her any dick pics.
00:45:04Too late.
00:45:06Hey, she sent them first.
00:45:08Look.
00:45:10I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:45:12Dude.
00:45:14She's not a piece of property.
00:45:16She's a good person.
00:45:18Yeah, she's special.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:22So don't jerk her around.
00:45:24Look, dude.
00:45:26Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:45:28Heads in the game.
00:45:29This is it.
00:45:30Talent Scouts.
00:45:31Contracts.
00:45:32Big money.
00:45:33Big future.
00:45:34Big future.
00:45:35Big future.
00:45:36Big future.
00:45:37Big future.
00:45:38Big future.
00:45:39I gotta go.
00:45:46Mr. Constantine.
00:45:48You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:50Hey, I am.
00:45:52I'm fixing it.
00:45:54You're getting me seen here.
00:45:58Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:59Relax.
00:46:02Who's gonna be able to play?
00:46:09Stop!
00:46:10Stop!
00:46:15Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:18And after that, game over.
00:46:22Hey!
00:46:23Right on time.
00:46:24So, should I go for more of a smokey eye, or like a peach blossom?
00:46:40I know.
00:46:41Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:43What?
00:46:44Just joking.
00:46:45No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex mode.
00:46:51You're a big date with him.
00:46:52I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:46:53Alright, you're the expert.
00:46:54You tell me.
00:46:55Just wing it, Dora.
00:46:56Okay?
00:46:57Everybody just wings it.
00:46:58What's wrong with you?
00:46:59I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:00Alright, so come on.
00:47:01Pay up.
00:47:02Wait, really?
00:47:03When am I gonna know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:47:04Soon.
00:47:05If you keep your promises.
00:47:06Alright.
00:47:07Okay, fine.
00:47:08What do you need to know?
00:47:09Apart from the whole K-hole I just thing or whatever.
00:47:10Well, which underwear?
00:47:11Black or what?
00:47:12The black ones are a little bit see-through.
00:47:13See?
00:47:14Yeah, I can see you.
00:47:15You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:16And you're handing them to me.
00:47:17Oh, shit.
00:47:18Oh, shit.
00:47:19What's wrong with you?
00:47:20What's wrong with you?
00:47:21I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:22Alright.
00:47:23Okay, fine.
00:47:24What do you need to know?
00:47:25Apart from the whole K-hole I just thing or whatever.
00:47:27Well, which underwear?
00:47:30Black or what?
00:47:32The black ones are a little bit see-through.
00:47:34See?
00:47:35Yeah, I can see you.
00:47:36You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:37And you're handing them to me.
00:47:38Oh, shit.
00:47:39I'm getting hard.
00:47:40Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:41Fuck!
00:47:42Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:45You might not want to take them off.
00:47:47So, the other ones?
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51But, up until this point, my life has been sex negative.
00:47:56Kiss negative, too.
00:47:58Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:48:00So, you can do something.
00:48:12Alright?
00:48:14You asked me.
00:48:15If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I do is get you close.
00:48:24Maybe, offer you my jacket.
00:48:27And then use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:32And I look into your eyes.
00:48:33And I tilt your chin up.
00:48:34That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:48:47That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:49:06That's what the tone does.
00:49:08Gross.
00:49:09I don't know.
00:49:10I can do it again.
00:49:11Get away.
00:49:12Step by step.
00:49:18I'll let me down.
00:49:19I'll let me down.
00:49:22I'll let me down.
00:49:24I'll let me down.
00:49:26Why'd you stop?
00:49:27Why'd you stop?
00:49:37Was it being weird?
00:49:39No.
00:49:46Did I do something wrong?
00:49:50Please, tell me.
00:49:53Because you love Leo, not me.
00:49:57You're cool.
00:50:02Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:50:04That's like the launch pad right there.
00:50:09I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:50:13Sorry.
00:50:15I know that it sounds mean, I just...
00:50:17I feel exposed.
00:50:21Me too.
00:50:22Sorry?
00:50:24You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:27And everyone else is a player.
00:50:28They're the ones who are shit, not you.
00:50:31I'm sorry, Dora.
00:50:32I got stuff to do.
00:50:37Tell me, why him?
00:50:38Why Leo?
00:50:41Really?
00:50:42I thought you were friends.
00:50:43Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:50:45But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:51I mean, growing up, he always just said we'd get married.
00:50:54His mom left him and his brothers.
00:50:58I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:51:01So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:51:05So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:09And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:51:14That was how I imagined my future.
00:51:18Why?
00:51:19What did you lose it to?
00:51:20Some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:22Yeah, hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:24Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:26Okay, I wasn't crashing into some light fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:30Hey, you don't get to judge me!
00:51:48Hey, Troy.
00:51:49Is this okay?
00:51:54Hi, everybody, I'm going to have his phone.
00:51:57He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:59This is all for Leo.
00:52:04Seriously, who cares?
00:52:06She'll work it out.
00:52:07He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:52:09Lesson learned.
00:52:13Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:15That narcissist would just hurt her.
00:52:28How's your hand?
00:52:29I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:31It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:32Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:35Have you seen me play?
00:52:36I have.
00:52:38You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:40What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:42How was I?
00:52:43I think it was great.
00:52:45You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:48Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:52:51You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:53Everybody's going to be like,
00:52:54Leo, Leo.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:58Why did I upset Troy?
00:53:00He's been so nice.
00:53:02He's just asking me a question.
00:53:04He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:53:05I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:53:10The Leo Constantine.
00:53:11Oh.
00:53:12Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:15Everything's great.
00:53:17And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:19What?
00:53:22Leo, there's something I should tell you.
00:53:24About us.
00:53:25You were mine.
00:53:31I know.
00:53:32So, your room or mine?
00:53:33No.
00:53:34We're better off as friends.
00:53:38No, we should fuck.
00:53:44Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:48Let me guess.
00:53:49Troy?
00:53:51I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:53:54It's cool.
00:53:55I know it's Troy.
00:53:57Dora.
00:54:00I'm really attracted to you.
00:54:02And I don't know if you remember, but as kids, we used to joke around about getting married.
00:54:07It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:12Why did you just walk away with the hockey puck and clean your face?
00:54:15Did I?
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:27I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:54:31You're one of us.
00:54:32Like, one of the boys, you know.
00:54:33I mean, I don't know.
00:54:34I don't know.
00:54:34I just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:37Oh, this is gonna work.
00:54:45Tohra.
00:54:48I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:50I'm really flattered.
00:54:50I'm really flattered. I am. And you are the hottest.
00:54:55Maybe you'll find someone else.
00:54:58This is gonna leave a scar.
00:55:02Don't even leave a bruise.
00:55:20Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:26Who?
00:55:28Billy. Borer. Dora the Borer.
00:55:32She's on a date. With Leo.
00:55:36No way.
00:55:40Actually, I don't care. You're not exclusive.
00:55:44How about you? Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:48Are you jealous?
00:55:50She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:54Oh, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:58I am.
00:56:02Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:56:08Wow.
00:56:10Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:56:12Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:18No.
00:56:20I could go for a ride now if you want.
00:56:22You know, for old time's sake.
00:56:26No thanks.
00:56:28But I...
00:56:30Maybe he'll be with you.
00:56:34Goodbye.
00:56:36Finally.
00:56:38I couldn't...
00:56:44If you sah
00:57:05Oh, yeah, that's definitely the bruise you're going in the penalty box
00:57:36Not that they did
00:57:44You okay?
00:57:51Shit, what?
00:57:53Go, go, go, go, go! Keep going, I'm coming!
00:58:06Oh my god
00:58:09You okay?
00:58:10Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me, why?
00:58:19You okay? You hurt?
00:58:20I'm fine, I'm fine
00:58:21Oh, you're hurt
00:58:23Did he stab you?
00:58:24Take off your shirt
00:58:25You must have gotten cut from the guy's ring, first aid
00:58:38It's under the table
00:58:39It's under the table
00:58:41Oh, it's...
00:58:43How are you?
00:58:55It's not like you were there
00:58:59Why? Were you there?
00:59:00Were you there?
00:59:02I was just going to hit the bars
00:59:04Why were you in that alley? Where's Leo?
00:59:07I called off my date
00:59:09But I thought he was number one
00:59:12Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos
00:59:15Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that
00:59:23You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted
00:59:26I will
00:59:27Yeah
00:59:28Yeah
00:59:39Joy, I released something important last night
00:59:42What?
00:59:49Leo is not the one for me
00:59:52Yeah, finally
00:59:54Who is the right person?
00:59:57What?
01:00:03Stupid
01:00:05I should have known you don't feel the same way
01:00:08How do you know I don't?
01:00:10Because you didn't say anything
01:00:13Because you said all those times that Leo is your future
01:00:17You love him
01:00:19If I love him
01:00:21Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:28Hot twist
01:00:33Are you sure?
01:00:35Yes
01:00:40I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together
01:00:46Then I saw you holding hands
01:00:49You went to the restaurant?
01:00:51Yeah
01:00:53For the ribs
01:00:54For the ribs
01:00:55For the ribs
01:00:56And last time
01:00:57What?
01:00:59I was looking for him to move the hotel
01:01:04To go out to your left
01:01:06I was looking for him to be one for him
01:01:08I was looking for him to be one for nothing
01:01:09Are you sure?
01:01:25Yes.
01:01:39Are you sure?
01:02:09Was it all right?
01:02:12It was amazing.
01:02:15How was it for you?
01:02:18My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:20It was really...
01:02:22Really?
01:02:24The best.
01:02:25Good morning.
01:02:43Good morning.
01:02:45Is it good?
01:02:46Best I've ever slept.
01:02:49So what do we do now?
01:02:51Do we, uh...
01:02:53Didn't like this ever happened?
01:02:55Do we do it again?
01:02:57What do the experts say?
01:03:00The experts...
01:03:01eat breakfast.
01:03:02I'll go get changed.
01:03:06I'll meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:03:10Okay, then.
01:03:14See you in a little bit.
01:03:20We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:40I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:58And with the right person.
01:03:59Dora.
01:04:0650.
01:04:07Look.
01:04:08I know we're never going to be friends.
01:04:10But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:14What are you talking about?
01:04:15I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:17You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:21Which is fine.
01:04:24But.
01:04:25But.
01:04:28Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:32And I know you're not going to believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:40In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:43She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:45And Dora's, like, so grateful.
01:04:49Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:57Can you leave me to cry in peace?
01:04:59Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:05:05Gee.
01:05:07And how do you find the time?
01:05:10Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:05:13Troy would never say that.
01:05:17Leo, right?
01:05:19What, is it AI?
01:05:21No.
01:05:22It's real.
01:05:24And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
01:05:29You are the crappiest fool if you think I'm going to believe that.
01:05:33I'm going to tell you this, Sarah, because I don't think you're going to know if you're not yourself.
01:05:37But hurting me is not going to bring back whoever left you.
01:05:40Please, don't let that tape be real.
01:05:58He's not coming.
01:06:00That tape was real.
01:06:01Come here, you piece of shit.
01:06:14Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:18No one will ever find you.
01:06:25Who are you?
01:06:26What do you want?
01:06:31Shut up and listen.
01:06:33We're going to play Carrot.
01:06:35Listen.
01:06:36The Carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
01:06:40Take this bag off my head.
01:06:42Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:06:44You took that money.
01:06:45You took the game.
01:06:47You're bookies?
01:06:49Is that all this is?
01:06:50Listen, you're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:57You have a gambling problem.
01:06:59But you're seeking help.
01:07:01Rehabbing God.
01:07:02Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:07:06I'll never do it.
01:07:09I'm right for a second.
01:07:11Now here, is this thing.
01:07:13This is a KGB issue spider.
01:07:41It fires one bullet.
01:07:47If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:51then do as I command.
01:07:56All right.
01:07:58I'll do it.
01:07:59Hey.
01:08:16It's me again.
01:08:18Just want to make sure you're okay.
01:08:21We're okay.
01:08:23Polly.
01:08:24Polly.
01:08:24The cream is always the answer.
01:08:38But you've abandoned me too.
01:08:41Bye.
01:08:43Back to the store.
01:08:44I cannot believe this.
01:08:49You know, right?
01:08:54What's going on?
01:08:56It's unreal.
01:08:59It's joy.
01:09:00I've been busted match fixing.
01:09:02Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:09:04And to my teammates, and to the whole team.
01:09:06I screwed up.
01:09:08And I'm prepared to accept whatever's good.
01:09:09I screwed up.
01:09:09And I'm prepared to accept whatever's good.
01:09:09Hey.
01:09:25Where have you been?
01:09:28I have been calling in Polly.
01:09:32We should talk.
01:09:33Yes.
01:09:34Yes, we should.
01:09:34Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:37Mindy just tried to fake me out with one, too.
01:09:39I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:41It's not AI.
01:09:43Okay, it's real. It's me.
01:09:47What?
01:09:48It was all me.
01:09:51You took a bribe?
01:09:54Yeah.
01:09:57Oh, then.
01:09:58Why would you say that?
01:10:01I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:10:04I was setting up an alibi, and I got caught.
01:10:09By whom?
01:10:10The authorities.
01:10:12Who exactly?
01:10:15Look, this doesn't involve you, okay? Just back off.
01:10:19Oh, no, something else is going on here.
01:10:22For fuck's sake, Tor!
01:10:24Don't you get it? I was using you!
01:10:26Thank you for making it so easy for me!
01:10:30Especially last night.
01:10:38You don't mean that.
01:10:39Just tell me which authorities. I will talk to them.
01:10:42It doesn't matter.
01:10:44Okay, it's too late.
01:10:45Tori, please!
01:10:47For fuck's sake!
01:10:48What don't you understand?
01:10:50You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:53I'm the captain of the hockey team,
01:10:55and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:57You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:59It's not worth the hassle.
01:11:01It's not worth the hassle.
01:11:01I'm sorry, Dora.
01:11:09But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:15You shouldn't know.
01:11:17Of course, someone like Troy would not want to be with me.
01:11:19I count this for you.
01:11:33Hey.
01:11:34Same.
01:11:43I don't believe that he's a monster.
01:11:45He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:49I don't believe that he's a monster.
01:11:51Same thing in the middle of the country.
01:11:53I don't believe that he's a monster.
01:11:53I don't believe that he's a monster.
01:12:19I don't believe that he's a monster.
01:12:21Right on.
01:12:22It's a camera.
01:12:30Hey.
01:12:31What program did you guys to make Troy's voice?
01:12:34Tell me.
01:12:35Holy whore.
01:12:37Screw you.
01:12:39Just send me a link.
01:12:40No.
01:12:41It was real.
01:12:44I'll punch you.
01:12:44I'll punch you.
01:12:49I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:13:05Who is it?
01:13:07Hey, it's Dora.
01:13:08Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:13:13Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:15Of course he did, you idiot.
01:13:18I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:24They're not here.
01:13:27You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:28I don't want you here.
01:13:30It's all right.
01:13:31I made a pact with myself.
01:13:32If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:34I'll just go.
01:13:38They're not here.
01:13:41Okay.
01:13:41Okay.
01:13:45I'll just go.
01:14:15Wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:26You found out we put it there?
01:14:29Yeah.
01:14:30Yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:31So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:14:34Yes.
01:14:35Meet me in the library at Whitey.
01:14:36I'll have all the information there.
01:14:45Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:54You're ruining everything.
01:15:02Oh, I didn't see you there.
01:15:04I brought you a book.
01:15:06It's probably because you can't read.
01:15:07Yes, you can.
01:15:09Wait.
01:15:12Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:13Because you're too busy being alone.
01:15:16Yeah.
01:15:19You are exhausting.
01:15:21All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:23Get some real friends.
01:15:24Get some therapy, please.
01:15:26Before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:34Leo, hi.
01:15:36You're just in time to watch me destroy Boar.
01:15:40Get lost, Dora.
01:15:43We need to talk.
01:15:45What?
01:15:48Apologize to me.
01:15:49No.
01:15:57Get lost.
01:15:59Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:16:10Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:16:12I know.
01:16:13I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:15He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:17He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:20Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:23Troy, I'm going to tell you that.
01:16:24It was you.
01:16:29You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:30You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:31Keep your voice down.
01:16:36Set up Troy?
01:16:36Keep your voice down.
01:16:38Why would you do that?
01:16:40He's your friend.
01:16:42If the team needs him, they're going to lose without him.
01:16:44That's the point.
01:16:44I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:50That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:54Am I losing?
01:16:56Duh.
01:16:57The bets are in.
01:16:59There's no way they're going to win now.
01:17:01Unless you screw it up.
01:17:02What about Troy's future?
01:17:05Right?
01:17:05He'll never go pro.
01:17:06This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:17:08That's the free market, baby.
01:17:10And now I'm free.
01:17:12No.
01:17:13I'm going to the cost.
01:17:15You're not going anywhere long.
01:17:21You're going to hurt me.
01:17:23Of course not.
01:17:24Big Mike?
01:17:25I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:28You organized that?
01:17:29Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea, and he is a hitman.
01:17:35Hitmen hit people.
01:17:36You're a monster.
01:17:38Me?
01:17:39He's a hitman?
01:17:40Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:44The public's ace, you idiot.
01:17:48If you don't come with me right now and be quiet,
01:17:51I'll make sure Big Mike finishes with a stunt on Troy.
01:17:53I'll just leave.
01:17:56Okay.
01:17:57Come.
01:17:58Let's go.
01:18:13I know it wasn't you.
01:18:14I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:16I'm meeting them in the library, you know what.
01:18:18Pick up, Dora.
01:18:36She would never leave this.
01:18:41Can we guys see Dora?
01:18:42Who?
01:18:43Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:47She's in danger.
01:18:48Promise?
01:18:52Relax.
01:18:52I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:56I was here with Dora.
01:19:02You got to kick her to the curb, bro.
01:19:05Thanks, guys.
01:19:06I appreciate you.
01:19:06I'll pay you back this time.
01:19:07Don't, don't, don't.
01:19:14Holy shit.
01:19:16It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:23Come on, Mike.
01:19:23Pick up.
01:19:26Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:28We've known each other forever.
01:19:29We can fix this.
01:19:30I...
01:19:31We're in way too deep.
01:19:33Pick up, Big Mike.
01:19:33We burned you.
01:19:38Bullshit.
01:19:40Okay, the hockey game's coming.
01:19:42People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:44They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:46Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:48And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:50talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:53Or why'd you even help, Troy?
01:19:54Want to get laid or something?
01:19:57You made a deal.
01:19:59For what?
01:20:01Just gonna help me get your attention.
01:20:03Then I was gonna trace somebody.
01:20:06Hello?
01:20:08You got my attention now.
01:20:12Yeah.
01:20:13I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:18It's actually a turn-on.
01:20:20To feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:24Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:27About losing your virginity?
01:20:28I know I'm a day late, but...
01:20:32I've still got a few minutes.
01:20:41A little bit.
01:20:45I hope it hurts.
01:20:47You're a little spicy.
01:20:50That's how I like it.
01:20:50I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:54We can do both.
01:20:55I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too.
01:20:57You up for that?
01:20:58I'm not gonna look up to you.
01:21:01You are not...
01:21:02Kind, brave, or courageous.
01:21:03Not even a good hockey player.
01:21:08I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:21:11Bullshit.
01:21:14I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:21:15they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:21:17Fuck up!
01:21:17You don't even know what you're talking about!
01:21:19No, it's true.
01:21:19Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:22Do you know how much they're gonna hate you
01:21:24when they found out they were betrayed by a bet?
01:21:26I said shut up!
01:21:27Go on!
01:21:28Do it!
01:21:29Now you're gonna be a woman-hitting cowr-chew!
01:21:31Shut up!
01:21:49Oh, shit.
01:21:52What the fuck's you do to her?
01:21:54Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:56If Big Mike gets here,
01:21:57he'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:59Well, Leo, he's not coming.
01:22:01If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:22:05It's okay.
01:22:08Stay there!
01:22:10Get back with her.
01:22:11Why, dickhead?
01:22:12What's your plan?
01:22:13Tie both you up.
01:22:15Then we'll lock the door.
01:22:17And do what?
01:22:19Go play?
01:22:21Then I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:22:23Then I'll go play.
01:22:25I see you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:26Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:29I already called the cops.
01:22:31Yeah, prove it.
01:22:32Let me see.
01:22:35Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.
01:22:37I'm gonna get you.
01:22:38Hey, I'm gonna cut you!
01:22:39Boy, no.
01:22:41I don't care, you're out.
01:22:43He's not gonna hurt you.
01:22:47It's the police!
01:22:47Did he hurt you?
01:23:11I'm fine.
01:23:12You have to hurry.
01:23:15No, it's fine.
01:23:15He's out.
01:23:16We need to call the cops right now.
01:23:18We can still make it to the hockey.
01:23:20It's too late.
01:23:22I'm finished.
01:23:23No one's gonna believe anything I say now.
01:23:28Let's go.
01:23:40Coach.
01:23:42What are you doing?
01:23:44Get out.
01:23:44Get off the premises.
01:23:45Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:47You don't know how much damage you've done.
01:23:49Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the matchmaking.
01:23:52It was Leo, right?
01:23:53He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:55What?
01:23:56He's a gambler.
01:23:57Okay, getting me off the team,
01:23:59squareded away with the people he owes money to.
01:24:01Where is he, right?
01:24:02I've been calling for two hours.
01:24:03He's with the police.
01:24:04All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:24:07You have to let Troy play.
01:24:08I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:24:11I want you off the premises so security is going to kick you out.
01:24:16Let's go.
01:24:17Let's open it.
01:24:19Off your respect, Coach.
01:24:21You are an idiot.
01:24:22Don't worry.
01:24:23No, no, no.
01:24:24He needs to hear this.
01:24:25Do you know how bad you're going to get trolled
01:24:27when they find out that you lost the biggest game of the season
01:24:29because you want to let your best player play?
01:24:40Let's go.
01:24:50Let's go!
01:24:56Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:25:06I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:25:10The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:25:14But you did good.
01:25:17Troy played and we won.
01:25:21Because of you.
01:25:22Big enough to accept that?
01:25:31Also big enough to know
01:25:32that you will always be a girl-bullying bitch.
01:25:38I am.
01:25:40But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:42For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:47It's a special relationship.
01:25:49What about friends?
01:25:50Just try stopping me.
01:26:01Hey.
01:26:02I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:26:07Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:26:10I'm just going to wait any longer to see you.
01:26:12You were amazing out there.
01:26:14The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:18It's crazy.
01:26:19Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:20And they think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:25I love the dreams that come true.
01:26:29I hope that.
01:26:35Sure you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:38Not pizza.
01:26:45It'll stay.
01:26:45How does it get getting better and better?
01:27:09Because it's you and me.
01:27:13I love you like crazy.
01:27:16And you love me, right?
01:27:21Yes.
01:27:24Don't worry, I don't know.
01:27:27I love you like crazy.
01:27:36You're saving me.
01:27:37You're saving me first.
01:27:40I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:42I'm not going to argue with that.
01:27:48You're a really good tutor, man.
01:27:51I'm glad you think so, because I have another lesson for you.
01:27:56And I think you're really good.
01:27:57I'm not you going to argue with that.
01:27:58I'm not even sad.
01:27:58I'm not you.
01:27:59You're a really good tutor.
01:27:59I'm not.
01:28:01I'm not.
01:28:02I'm not.
01:28:03I'm not.
01:28:03I'm not.