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00:00I'm a young lady.
00:03I'm a young lady.
00:07Every year I would choose a woman.
00:10She will be a young lady.
00:15She will be a young lady.
00:17She will be a young woman.
00:22She will be a young lady.
00:27人人尊敬的母长老
00:29和神明生下的孩子会顺风顺水
00:32神明之子赤足落花村
00:36可是今年却没人愿意去
00:44甚至为了躲开寻怕
00:46纷纷离开村子
00:48但只有一种洞穴
00:53村长
00:58你来当雪
01:02是我花的吗
01:03乔铭儿
01:08去年你姐姐才见你
01:11今年是轮不到你
01:14村长
01:23你就让我去吧
01:24上回我找常美人说亲
01:26他28岁就跟我家人
01:28还说他那方面又往很强
01:30根本就看不上满东男人
01:31就想尝尝神明是什么喝味
01:34好 既然你非要去
01:38那我们就去送你和神明洞房
01:42您放心 我和我姐姐可不一样
01:45不保证了 我们让神明满足
01:47天气快去神明的孩子
01:50好
01:53那明天我就让玉娘教你一些和神明洞房的规矩
02:00走
02:04姐姐 我一定会查清落花洞里的所有
02:16姐姐 为什么进山洞嫁给神明的新娘子要是那么奇怪呀
02:29别听别看 跟玉娘发现我们在这儿就糟了 快走
02:40哎呀 明天就要进落花洞嫁给神明了
02:52你准备好了吗
02:54这天终于要来了
02:59哎呀
03:01娘 我早就想嫁给神明了
03:07所以早都准备好了
03:10先不急
03:11妹儿 你必须严格遵守落花洞的规矩才能顺利怀上神明的孩子
03:18我和这两位大娘过来就是教你洞房规矩了
03:22娘 那你们快进房间教教我吧
03:26第一步 我要先帮你检查一下身体
03:32第一步 我要先帮你检查一下身体
03:36妹儿 作为神明的妻子
03:39一定要是一个完整的干净鱼子
03:55妹儿 你说实话
04:00妖女还是不是完整的
04:06但是
04:07那这些是什么
04:10这些是我的秘籍
04:14这些年咱们村落花雨都没有人能够怀着神明的孩子活着回来
04:23都是因为你自己不行
04:26所以啊 我就找大师问了
04:28但是说
04:30我只要接住这些
04:33就保证我想怀几个
04:36就怀几个
04:38这个
04:39这么厉害
04:41我这里啊 多的是
04:45里面是喜欢 都拿去
04:51哎呦 还是女大学生会玩啊
04:55对啊 像这么好东西 我们哪里见过啊
04:59哎呦
05:02Mei,
05:17娘当年和神明洞房的时候,
05:29规矩我已经告诉你了,
05:30这是获得神明喜欢的关键,
05:33一个步骤都不能出错,
05:36否则你性命难保。
05:40娘,你就放心吧,
05:43算命大师说过了,
05:45我是好运体质,
05:47只要有人愿意耕田,
05:49就一定知凡夜贸。
05:53这也是我这么多年不愿意嫁人破身的原因,
05:57因为只有神明才配得上我的好运体质。
06:03太好了那样,
06:04以后啊咱们村说未来就靠你了,
06:06你在那儿能够一分运气,
06:08走。
06:08走。
06:09走。
06:16真树,
06:18因为锦铢。
06:24这也不愿意不愿意、
06:27但这里是一个人份运气。
06:30Yeah, there's nothing in me over there…
06:42I love you, I love you
06:52How do I love, how do I love
06:58How do I love, how do I love
07:06Come on, keep it down
07:12I love you, I love you
07:16You're a big boy, you're a big boy
07:20You're a big boy
07:22But I still want you to check your body
07:24To ensure you're perfect
07:26You're a big boy
07:28I love you
07:30I love you
07:32I love you
07:34I love you
07:36I love you
07:38I love you
07:40I love you
07:42I love you
07:44I love you
07:46I love you
07:48I love you
07:50How do I love you
07:52How do I love you
07:54How do I love you
07:56You're so clean
07:58You're going to be nice
08:00You're going to love me
08:02You're going to be nice
08:04Let's go and get out of bed.
08:34I'm sorry.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:38Yes.
08:40Yes.
08:42No.
08:44It's not bad.
08:46It's all men.
08:48My body is so good.
08:50I can't see my body.
08:52These are the people who are looking for me.
08:54They were looking for me.
08:56They were looking for me.
08:58They were looking for me.
09:00I'm looking for you.
09:04I've been smiling but much ...
09:08That's what you want.
09:10Of course.
09:12I'm looking for me.
09:14...
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09:22上山替神明娶妻
09:52上山替神明娶妻
10:22上山替神明娶妻
10:52上山替神明娶妻
11:20Your wife's eyes must be perfect.
11:22You can't see the king of the mountain.
11:25You can see the king's name.
11:40Keep going!
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