How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie - RS
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:09I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:13What are you doing?
00:01:14What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?!
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's and his...
00:01:56best friend?
00:01:57You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:15Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:19Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37Five Christmases?
00:02:41It's tougher than I've looked.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:47Um...
00:02:49Your arm is...
00:02:54Wet...
00:02:56From the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it then.
00:03:00There's no rain up there.
00:03:01Rain.
00:03:02Sorry.
00:03:03So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:04No.
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00:03:23Alright.
00:03:24Sorry.
00:03:28So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleaze bags not making up some
00:03:39guy's daughter.
00:03:40Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in mutts.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:40You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:56You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and...
00:06:54I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is a sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to mark.
00:08:17Oh!
00:08:26Who's this poor grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:31He's harder than you, my uncle.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek Life.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. Couldn't miss it.
00:09:10It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:38Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:49I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:54Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or no talk?
00:10:00You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:07I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:13Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:47Ew!
00:10:47Okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:54You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:59We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:10What dirt can I find?
00:11:28Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:58I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:13The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody!
00:12:23Hello!
00:12:23You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:37Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Oh, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:57I just need to give it back!
00:12:58Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:06That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:21Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:37Let's cool right down.
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
00:13:47No!
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00:13:53No!
00:13:53No!
00:13:54No!
00:13:55No!
00:13:55No!
00:13:58Fuck this.
00:14:21Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you in you,
00:14:25You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:32Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:42It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:44The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53Grace, that's enough. Let her go.
00:14:59One last thing.
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:10Let's get one thing straight. Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:20Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just girls!
00:15:24I don't give a fuck!
00:15:25Everyone out!
00:15:26The fuck out!
00:15:27What the hell was that?
00:15:31What the hell was that?
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:40That's a surprise.
00:15:41I know the fuck, let her know.
00:15:56She hurt you.
00:15:57Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:59Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:01You're crying
00:16:07Why are you crying?
00:16:10I don't understand
00:16:11Those aren't your friends, kid
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:18Stupid, I know they're not my friends
00:16:22But that was Christina Fox
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of
00:16:25And she's the queen of our stories
00:16:26I said stop
00:16:27I said stop
00:16:31I don't care if she runs the school
00:16:35We'll find you another school
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe
00:16:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun
00:16:40In front of college students
00:16:42Just because you run some sort of shady business
00:16:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid
00:16:46I told you
00:16:50To stop calling me that
00:16:54And I told you to stop acting like water
00:16:58Oh yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid
00:17:04What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:12Sorry, kid
00:17:13That's my gun
00:17:14You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:16If you want to turn me on
00:17:17You better not be here tomorrow
00:17:21Please tell me you're gone
00:17:37There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says
00:17:47Oh my...
00:17:54God
00:17:56What?
00:18:03What?
00:18:05What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no
00:18:20It's gonna not be happening
00:18:21He's gonna be back in any second
00:18:22You know, if you wanted to play
00:18:32You could have just asked
00:18:33I don't wanna...
00:18:38I don't wanna play
00:18:39What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:41Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:42You're the one who came into my room
00:18:45Into my closet when I wasn't here
00:18:46I was doing you a favor
00:18:50And helping you move out
00:18:51Because you shouldn't be here
00:18:52Uncuff me
00:18:55What are your manners?
00:19:02Say please
00:19:03I don't have time for your games, old man
00:19:08Give me the key
00:19:12What the...
00:19:19You and I are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:21Are you ready to listen?
00:19:23Like a good little girl?
00:19:25Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:27Rule number one
00:19:32There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:40So when I tell you
00:19:42That I'm here to protect you
00:19:44You better listen to everything I say
00:19:46I can take care of my...
00:19:48Rule number two
00:19:49No talking back
00:19:51I am the last guy
00:19:54You want to piss off?
00:20:02Rule number three
00:20:02Don't start any games
00:20:07You're not ready to play
00:20:09So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:30My plans are none of your concern
00:20:32Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America
00:20:37Oh, we have this thing called privacy
00:20:40You can have your privacy
00:20:42Until sunset
00:20:45What does that mean?
00:20:51You have curfew
00:20:52Ah!
00:21:07How's my daughter?
00:21:15Um...
00:21:16Hot
00:21:17What was that?
00:21:19Uh...
00:21:19She's hot-headed
00:21:21Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:22That's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:24Is she back from class?
00:21:26She was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:29Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:32She's fine, Mark
00:21:33Good
00:21:33You're my best friend
00:21:35You're the only one I trust to keep her safe
00:21:38You better have a good excuse when I find you
00:21:47Give me some time
00:21:55Stay when I drive
00:21:57Open my head
00:21:59Give me some time
00:22:03This is the way
00:22:05Open my head
00:22:07You're a fucking strip club, Harper
00:22:23Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:27When you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:28Oh, excuse me
00:22:42We're filming
00:22:43Filming?
00:22:45Filming what?
00:22:46Some real hot stuff
00:22:47Now beat it, Grandpa
00:22:48Go find a room somewhere else
00:22:50I'm looking for Harper rooms
00:22:52It says her location is here
00:22:54So step aside
00:22:55Before I make you
00:22:57Nope
00:22:58Harper is my best friend
00:23:00And she didn't mention
00:23:01Some old dude would be looking for
00:23:02Hey, wait
00:23:02Wait
00:23:03Wait
00:23:04Wait
00:23:04He looks so sexy
00:23:13Keep going
00:23:14Harper?
00:23:22You shouldn't be here
00:23:24You shouldn't be here
00:23:26I tried to stop him
00:23:28Hey
00:23:30No, Harper
00:23:32You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place
00:23:34What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:35It's for a class project
00:23:37Give him this camera back, you prick
00:23:39Class my ass
00:23:40Is that what you want to do?
00:23:41You told her to get her here?
00:23:43I ought to stick this camera straight up
00:23:44Chris, stop
00:23:45Not until I pummel this creep
00:23:46Then the camera's next
00:23:48Hey, wait, wait, wait
00:23:49Not the camera
00:23:49That's a thousand dollars
00:23:51You should have thought about that
00:23:52Before making Harper shoot you
00:23:53Porn
00:23:54That is enough
00:23:55These look amazing, Harper
00:24:11Oh, my best friend is so sexy
00:24:14Wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:16No one's going to see these
00:24:17Deleting them
00:24:18What?
00:24:19That is art
00:24:21Give him this camera back
00:24:22Or I swear to God
00:24:23I'll go out there
00:24:24And I'll give one of those creeps
00:24:25A lap dance
00:24:26See how much my dad likes that
00:24:30Your choice
00:24:35Camera is
00:24:40you asshole if you ever asked Harper to do something like this again I will jam that
00:24:50camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:24:58leaving now so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:15I did it for your own good you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me
00:25:22around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way
00:25:27those guys were looking at you like a piece of meat my classmate it sounds like someone's a
00:25:34little jealous jealous jealous you're cute Harper I'll give you that and those things you do they're
00:25:51cute too you know what's not cute me jealous now you were right I'm in some shady business and I
00:26:00don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me you better not test me
00:26:04or I'll break you in more than one way on
00:26:11well guess what you just called me Harper instead of kid
00:26:19just admit that you want me
00:26:25what the hell is happening to me
00:26:32there's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:37what's your seat belt on you know what Chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:42fine but I'm gonna make you crazy for me let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:48so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:55no
00:26:56are you sleeping with a professor
00:26:59oh my god Maria no ew
00:27:01that's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:27:05he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:07hmm and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:10I don't know but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:15um wait huh you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:20think about it
00:27:23we need to get my dad to fire Chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:32hmm you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:36he was jealous Harbs
00:27:38yeah right
00:27:39jealous of me I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods he's like a
00:27:43tech genius billionaire hobbyist MMA fighter
00:27:48not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:51it looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:55so all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until
00:28:00until he snaps
00:28:01and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:05and when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:12here's to operation seduction Chris Collins you better watch out because I get what I want
00:28:19sexy outfit check popcorn check the notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:28:38what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:53um popcorn Harper you idiot seduce him I mean I brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy I can come back later
00:29:07come on wait wait wait I have a date but that's not important your pulse is
00:29:14racing what's going on
00:29:16uh
00:29:18is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:20no I just
00:29:23I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:27but it's
00:29:29well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:43but what about your date
00:29:50how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:13because it's not real
00:30:15this is ridiculous
00:30:18no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:22it's true love
00:30:24there's no such thing as true love
00:30:27anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:30or
00:30:32maybe
00:30:34you're just a soulless AI bot
00:30:39and there are batteries in your back
00:30:43what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:52what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:58now come on
00:31:01just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:04don't mess with me Harper
00:31:11I'm not a toy
00:31:12I'll ruin you
00:31:13well
00:31:13I'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:15as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:18I'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:19it's not a lie
00:31:24you are a beautiful woman
00:31:26and I'm too much for you kid
00:31:29you can't handle me
00:31:31try me
00:31:33I don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:40I don't kiss
00:31:41and I don't make love Harper
00:31:43maybe I'm into that
00:31:46no
00:31:47I don't think you are
00:31:50what did you get yourself
00:31:54into Harper
00:31:55not anymore
00:31:56and even when you're working
00:31:58I promise I never loved you
00:31:59just
00:32:06shut up and watch the movie
00:32:10I'm sorry
00:32:11I love you
00:32:12this was the last thing I could do for you
00:32:16you're supposed to seduce him Harper
00:32:26not be seduced by him
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37you're late big daddy
00:32:38but you sound pissed
00:32:41so I'll wait
00:32:43you want to come in
00:32:45fuck your frustration up
00:32:47not tonight
00:32:48busy
00:32:49busy?
00:32:52never for me you're not
00:32:54when the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58are you with another woman?
00:33:00woman?
00:33:01no
00:33:01not a woman
00:33:05do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17not this guy
00:33:18lose my number
00:33:20whoever this girl is
00:33:29your days are numbered
00:33:31do not flake
00:33:33on Milana Kaufman
00:33:34she's going to be the dead to me
00:33:54kid
00:33:55because I'm coming for you Chris Collins
00:34:00stay
00:34:10damn it Harper
00:34:15her
00:34:17man
00:34:19have a
00:34:20a
00:34:20bad
00:34:21going
00:34:22son
00:34:23good
00:34:23on
00:34:23him
00:34:24son
00:34:25son
00:34:56You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:26Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:44That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:48We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:04Well, what's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:20With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:26Bye.
00:36:26Bye.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:45This will do.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:15I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:42I had no other choice.
00:37:46I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not.
00:37:56No wonder we're...
00:38:03That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:14What are you going to do?
00:38:17Punish you.
00:38:18I don't know.
00:38:24I don't know.
00:38:29What do I know?
00:38:33You don't know?
00:38:34I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47I'd say do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say do your worst.
00:38:50I'm sorry.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08What the heck?
00:39:08Why are you stopping?
00:39:09You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:18But...
00:39:19But what about...
00:39:20There's no buts.
00:39:23Can't let this happen again.
00:39:25Cut block!
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51That was part of the plan!
00:39:53I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:55I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:57Was it...
00:39:58Big?
00:40:00So big.
00:40:03Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:11He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like...
00:40:14BDSM?
00:40:15The whole nine yards.
00:40:16Whips.
00:40:16Chains.
00:40:17Handcuffs.
00:40:19My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:25Wait.
00:40:26Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:39Stop messing with that.
00:40:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:03He's not my man.
00:41:04I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:10Ew.
00:41:11Leave, Brian.
00:41:12She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:17Harps?
00:41:18Huh?
00:41:19Huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32Harper, are you sure?
00:41:33It's okay.
00:41:34Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:52Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:02I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago.
00:42:12Huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:26Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:28You slut!
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Hmm?
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:33Let me see them.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me.
00:42:36Show me!
00:42:37Let go of me!
00:42:38Let go of me!
00:42:38There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:46I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:52Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:00Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:05It's a fact.
00:43:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:13But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:15I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:25Help!
00:43:25Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:34You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:55Stop it!
00:44:07You're gonna kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:20Fuck.
00:44:36Fuck.
00:44:40Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:43Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:55You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:01I'm going to throw up.
00:46:15Breathe.
00:46:18You can do this.
00:46:31I'm right here.
00:46:48Don't focus on the water.
00:46:50Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:46:58It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:12It's okay.
00:47:13I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:35How are you feeling?
00:47:43Fine.
00:47:44Just insanely distracted.
00:47:48Ready for the next step?
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:58I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:06What?
00:48:09Oh my God.
00:48:11Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:17What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwired.
00:48:25Good life.
00:48:49Harper!
00:48:50Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:53What happened?
00:48:58What happened?
00:48:59You blacked out.
00:49:01You're okay.
00:49:02You're okay.
00:49:04Sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07For what?
00:49:09You did amazing.
00:49:12You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:14I can't do this.
00:49:18It's okay.
00:49:20We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:22Just kiss me.
00:49:23Your dad won't like this.
00:49:28Don't think about him.
00:49:29If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:36I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:38I'm a dangerous man, Hartley.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:42Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:57I want you.
00:49:59And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:01You're going to get hurt.
00:50:01I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:07I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:07what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our
00:50:23cross why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about you
00:50:28so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:33come on let's go inside no i need a moment to cool off
00:50:42i'm gonna shower
00:50:45what are you doing
00:50:58so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what are you doing in my
00:51:14house who are you and what are you doing in my house i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor
00:51:24industries i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala and i wanted to warn you
00:51:31he might be sexy but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart yeah he's here to protect me
00:51:38from danger like strangers breaking into my house oh honey i go where i want plus i keep tabs on our
00:51:48mutual friend you've been tracking him what kind of psycho are you the same kind he is
00:51:55let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately
00:52:01let's just say chris and i have explored each other very intimately i'm surprised
00:52:11doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:17not intense enough for him not intense enough yeah well chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:52:28oh please don't make me laugh i mean look at you you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess
00:52:38pepper you're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:42you want to know how chris likes to fuck he likes to take you from behind handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:53choke you out none of that kissing pillow talk well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind
00:53:02because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:04he'll be bored of you he'll be bored of you and weak he actually lives here with me
00:53:12you're gonna scare me
00:53:15help me i can't swim
00:53:25help i can't swim
00:53:31help me
00:53:38help me
00:53:40help me
00:53:42help me
00:53:44help me
00:53:46help me
00:53:48smile for t&m's pleasure
00:53:50please help me
00:53:52just crawl your way out idiot
00:53:54that's what you get for stealing my man
00:53:57carper
00:54:04go
00:54:10carper
00:54:12go
00:54:15go
00:54:19go
00:54:21go
00:54:22go
00:54:23go
00:54:24Harper, no, come on.
00:54:50Harper, Harper.
00:54:51I thought I was going to die, I thought I was going to die.
00:55:01You're okay, just breathe, just breathe.
00:55:04You're safe now.
00:55:06Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:09I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:12It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:16Harper could never homewreck Esmola.
00:55:19She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:31She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:37Joke me, Carter.
00:55:41I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:51How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:55She's fine.
00:55:57Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:09Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:19You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:30No.
00:56:31I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:39Wait.
00:56:40Please.
00:56:41Don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:43Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:58Chris, no!
00:56:59Wait!
00:57:00Wait!
00:57:09I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:24She will not bother you again.
00:57:27I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:31I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I never dated her.
00:57:42We weren't a thing.
00:57:45Not important to her.
00:57:54Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:56She said that, that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:11She said that, that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:58:26That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:51I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:57When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:00I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16No.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:18No.
00:59:19No.
00:59:20No.
00:59:21No.
00:59:23No.
00:59:25No.
00:59:27No.
00:59:30What the hell am I doing?
00:59:49Why don't you stop again?
00:59:52You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:54Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:01This isn't about Mark.
01:00:03It's about you and me.
01:00:04So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:10I'm too dangerous.
01:00:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:22There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:26Yeah.
01:00:28It's because you're a coward.
01:00:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:32Just admit it.
01:00:33You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:36Just be a man and own it.
01:00:37It's not you.
01:00:38Don't!
01:00:39You're a psycho.
01:00:40I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:52Good morning.
01:01:00Bagel?
01:01:01I'm not hungry.
01:01:06You need to eat.
01:01:14No.
01:01:15What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:26Are we even now?
01:01:29You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:33What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:37Well, you should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:39Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:55Featuring the work of students,
01:01:58Harper Reeves.
01:01:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:05Promise.
01:02:13Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:15Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:20Nope.
01:02:22And he's never going to.
01:02:24Huh?
01:02:24I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:31Oh, hey.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:34Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:36You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors
01:02:38so you can pass this class.
01:02:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:42Stop moping.
01:02:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:46Okay?
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:54How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:05Like a million hours?
01:03:06Who the fuck cares?
01:03:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:24I think I hear them coming.
01:03:39Let's go.
01:03:41One last touch.
01:03:42Good luck being the only artist
01:03:52who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:55Harper.
01:03:59Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:02Huh?
01:04:03What?
01:04:06No, no, no, no.
01:04:07My final project.
01:04:10How am I going to graduate?
01:04:11Wait, why would someone do this to me?
01:04:18Harper.
01:04:20Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:23Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:26Shh.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:31Shh.
01:04:32Don't say that.
01:04:34It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:37Did you do this?
01:04:46Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight,
01:04:50I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:53You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:55Guess what?
01:04:56You have no proof.
01:04:58Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:00That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:05Harper.
01:05:06There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:08Professor, I can explain.
01:05:12Harper?
01:05:15Is this your work?
01:05:17It's so ugly.
01:05:19Isn't it, Professor?
01:05:20We have to fail Harper.
01:05:22It looks like a complete choke.
01:05:25Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:29In fact,
01:05:31a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:33Wait, what?
01:05:34Who would buy this crap?
01:05:36I would.
01:05:49Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:51I would.
01:05:55It's you.
01:05:56You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:00Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:02Don't you know who this is?
01:06:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:08There's no way.
01:06:09That's okay, Professor.
01:06:10Not everyone has taste.
01:06:15How much for this painting?
01:06:16Oh, no.
01:06:17Our starting price is $18.
01:06:21Done.
01:06:26Wait, $1,800?
01:06:29Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:34You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:46Here's two mil.
01:06:48What?
01:06:48Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:06:51Whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake.
01:06:53Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:57Oh, my God.
01:06:57Oh, my God.
01:06:59Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:03Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:06Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:10Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:14My father still runs this university.
01:07:18Money runs this university.
01:07:20And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:28You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:30Professor, you can't.
01:07:32Please.
01:07:33Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:36No, wait, Professor.
01:07:37Not so fast.
01:07:38What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:43Oh, no, oh!
01:07:52I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:55Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:58Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:04I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:07Those dresses, though.
01:08:08What?
01:08:09What?
01:08:09Huh?
01:08:10I...
01:08:10A dress!
01:08:23This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:25You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:27What was it that you two said?
01:08:30Oh, right.
01:08:32Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:37The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:39You're being suspended.
01:08:41Let's go.
01:08:42Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:43They're the ones who did this.
01:08:45Arrest them.
01:08:46Let's go.
01:08:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:50I'll see you later.
01:08:55Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:08:57Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:59That's $18,000.
01:09:02Seriously?
01:09:04I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:10What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:16He, um...
01:09:17I mean, I...
01:09:20I was an idiot.
01:09:24And I'm sorry, but I think this might help.
01:09:27I'll show you how much I want you.
01:09:43A blindfold?
01:09:44I want you, Harper.
01:09:47I want to do things to you.
01:09:53Bad things.
01:09:56But only if you want me to.
01:10:00I do.
01:10:00Why do we stop?
01:10:15We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:17We're just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:20Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:22And I'll wait for you.
01:10:30Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:38Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:41Low earth to Harper!
01:10:43You need to look at this!
01:10:44Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:45I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:51No.
01:10:51No.
01:10:52That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:53Harper, look.
01:10:56You got the front.
01:10:57The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:01Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:03You need to move out now.
01:11:04You can't keep living with him.
01:11:06I need to talk to him.
01:11:07Okay?
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Harper!
01:11:08Taxi?
01:11:18For Harper?
01:11:22Who are you?
01:11:23Hey, let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:26Please!
01:11:35Please.
01:11:36Please let me go.
01:11:37If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:47Hmm.
01:11:48Ryan?
01:11:48Hmm?
01:11:49Why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:52Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:11:52We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:12Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into the gory details,
01:12:19do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:24No.
01:12:25No, no, no.
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No!
01:12:27No!
01:12:27No!
01:12:27No!
01:12:27No!
01:12:27No!
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01:12:30No!
01:12:31No!
01:12:32No!
01:12:32No!
01:12:33No!
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:36No!
01:12:45A trap?
01:12:47What the hell?
01:12:47not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:06i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:13before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:15you should probably know where she is first
01:13:19hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:28you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:13:34harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:37do we have some fun with you after we kill
01:13:43mother grant should we make him watch
01:13:48oh looks like he's here
01:13:55are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:14:00huh get ready boys
01:14:03i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:19that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:28what's the matter tough guy
01:14:46what can't talk without you the bodyguards
01:14:49let me go i i i i already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:15:01i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:06are you okay
01:15:25did he hurt you
01:15:27i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:34when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:38would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:49oh my god dad what the hell
01:15:54it's okay
01:15:55i'll handle it
01:15:57i want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:58why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:01i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:03no dad
01:16:04look
01:16:05i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:09but
01:16:10deep down
01:16:11i know that
01:16:12you just want me to be safe
01:16:16chris makes me feel safe
01:16:21please don't be mad
01:16:24you're wrong about that
01:16:26it's not deep down
01:16:30it is the most important thing to me
01:16:33your happiness
01:16:33if that means being with chris
01:16:38then he better not screw this up
01:16:41or i will make him regret it
01:16:44i believe you
01:16:46you
01:16:48keep her safe
01:16:50with my god damn life
01:16:54you remember my instructions
01:17:11yes
01:17:13yes
01:17:25daddy
01:17:26save it
01:17:30yes daddy
01:17:32i want you to beg for it
01:17:39i want you
01:17:43to fuck me
01:17:45stop teasing
01:17:57i want you now
01:17:59daddy
01:18:06say it
01:18:07or i'll punish you
01:18:10or i'll punish you
01:18:10don't stop daddy
01:18:23don't stop daddy
01:18:23are you sure about that
01:18:42you have two choices mr collins
01:18:59you can either uncuff me
01:19:04or fuck me
01:19:06you know i'm dangerous
01:19:22or at your mind
01:19:26do you worst daddy
01:19:30once i start i'm not stopping
01:19:50i thought you only fucked girls
01:20:00from behind
01:20:01you're different
01:20:06ready for round five
01:20:23stop it i'm sore
01:20:26now let me out so i can go pee
01:20:28what if i don't
01:20:31what was that
01:20:35crap it's my dad
01:20:36honey you home
01:20:38um dad i'm kind of busy right now
01:20:40stop
01:20:41i told you i was busy
01:20:46this
01:20:47is my home
01:20:49harper reads
01:20:50if you want to get up to adult stuff you need to move out
01:20:53okay i will
01:20:54can you get out
01:21:01i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:21:13no please keep them covered
01:21:16i want to give a speech
01:21:18and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:20i get nervous when i open up
01:21:23you literally carry around a gun but whatever just get on with it
01:21:29what i do for a living
01:21:32the not so legal part
01:21:35it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:41and for me to be
01:21:43vulnerable
01:21:45yeah
01:21:47but i knew
01:21:48when i was in charge of keeping you safe i was doomed
01:21:51you're like a magnet harper
01:21:54and i want to be around you
01:21:56forever
01:21:58so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:10i'm moving you in there
01:22:15as a graduation present
01:22:18and also i
01:22:21love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:25only if you want to
01:22:29either way
01:22:31the apartment's yours
01:22:33are you serious?
01:22:36what's wrong?
01:22:37it's a tacky
01:22:38i liked it i thought
01:22:41deal
01:22:41but on one condition
01:22:48boyfriend
01:22:48which is
01:22:50you have to move in there with me
01:22:53deal
01:22:55i didn't know
01:22:57i said
01:23:00to you
01:23:03i
01:23:03v
01:23:04i