00:00Oh, come on, there must be something you want for your birthday.
00:03What I want for my birthday is not to celebrate it this year.
00:06Well, what if I want to celebrate it?
00:08Well, that would be celebration enough. Besides, I have everything I need.
00:11Oh, it's not about needing something. It's about wanting something just for fun.
00:16Something decadent, something naughty even.
00:19May I tempt you with dessert?
00:21How is everything this evening, Mr. Ryan?
00:22Delicious, thank you.
00:23Alexa, I took the liberty of pre-ordering our chocolate souffle
00:27for you and Miss Jones, if you're in the mood for something sweet.
00:31Always. Thank you for keeping an eye on us.
00:33I couldn't help it. You're the most attractive couple in the restaurant.
00:36Mm-hmm.
00:42I know what I'd like for my birthday.
00:44An all-night, non-stop championship fuckfest with you.
00:48Then consider your candles blowing.
00:51And Alexa.
00:53You asked.
00:54Is a three-way with a 21-year-old a bad idea for Richard's birthday?
00:59What are you going to get him next year, a four-way?
01:00Look, he doesn't want to be monogamous. He'll either cheat with me or without me.
01:03Well, happy birthday to you.
01:05It's not like he asked me to get him a hooker.
01:07These are the options?
01:08It's someone we know, and at least this way, I'm part of the fantasy.
01:11Yeah, the fantasy being that he's attractive to someone young enough to be his daughter.
01:15He is, Charlotte. That's the problem.
01:17Richard's in his fucking prime.
01:19Men get better looking as they get older, and women get...
01:22Three-ways, apparently.
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