00:00We've been friends for six months now.
00:03Dan.
00:03Please don't interrupt me.
00:05I wanted to tell you something.
00:09Oh, okay. Let's do it together on the count of three.
00:12Okay, let's do it.
00:14One.
00:17Two.
00:19Three.
00:20We need to break up.
00:21Will you marry me?
00:22To break up?
00:24Well, I actually never divorced my husband legally.
00:27You have a husband?
00:29Listen, I just think it'll be a huge trauma for my son.
00:34You have a son too?
00:35Yes, but he is a little one, two years old only.
00:38But the eldest will definitely have a hard time.
00:40Stop. What's going on?
00:42Children? A husband?
00:44You gotta be joking.
00:46You're joking, right?
00:47I'm not.
00:50You don't even have a hobby.
00:51I like real men.
00:56See?
00:56Like, uh, bikers.
01:00Well, let's begin.
01:24We have very special guest tonight.
01:28Don't be late.
01:30This definitely can wait, Mom.
01:32Wait is your favorite word, right?
01:33You're 33 years old, still waiting for a princess.
01:38That's all for today.
01:39Having trouble with girls, huh?
01:45Yeah, it's complicated.
01:47Here, take it.
01:49This agency once helped me a lot.
01:52You better go there.
01:56They'll definitely help you.
01:59Hello, people!
02:01Guten Morgen!
02:02Guten Tag!
02:03Uber alles will be fine!
02:06Mi hao!
02:07Salam alaikum!
02:08Let's have a drink!
02:09And this is my little brother, Benny.
02:11He is a dentist, actually.
02:13But now he's working as a driver.
02:17Well, Anthony, here's to our acquaintance.
02:19As they say in Chinese, ganbei.
02:21But you're driving.
02:23Stop pinching me.
02:24A couple of shots won't hurt.
02:25I'll just take a sip.
02:27Well, I'm trying to take a sip, but the alcohol does its own thing.
02:34Everyone used to drink, and traffic police were okay with it.
02:37And then they started working with patrol officers, so everything became real hard.
02:41As people say, God save us from doctors and cops.
02:46Stop pinching me.
02:47I hope Anthony isn't a doctor.
02:48No, Anthony's not a doctor.
02:51Teresa is a doctor.
02:52A really good doctor.
02:54I meant to say, I do like doctors.
02:58They're angels in white coats.
03:00But the cops...
03:01Uh, Anthony is a chief of police.
03:05Oosh.
03:08Oh, I'll go check the kebab.
03:17Teresa, do you have any photos of Elisa?
03:19Yes, yes, yes, sure.
03:20She's recently been to Dubai.
03:22I'll find it.
03:23Here, take a look.
03:25What a beauty.
03:27She's so pretty.
03:28The kebab is ready.
03:30That's the very same girl.
03:34Do you have a light?
03:38That girl smokes like a chimney.
03:40And drinks like a sailor.
03:41What are her parents thinking?
03:46It's just not acceptable.
03:55Do you even talk to girls?
03:57Do you even like them?
03:58Shut up!
04:00Dan, I don't understand.
04:02Perhaps you're just too shy?
04:04Hell no.
04:04Last time he danced with all the girls at the club.
04:12I told him.
04:14Dan, it's time.
04:15I'm working tomorrow.
04:17He didn't listen.
04:21It's time!
04:22Stop bringing your mother to tears.
04:25Find a girlfriend.
04:26She's crying because of you.
04:30Don't get married.
04:32You only live once!
04:34Enough.
04:35Every day is the same.
04:40Mom, I have good news!
04:41Oh, you finally made it!
04:44What's her name?
04:47ECFMG.
04:49So, uh, she's not from here?
04:53It's a program.
04:55Educational Commission for Foreign Medical Graduates.
04:58And I was accepted.
04:59So what?
05:00What what?
05:01This is my lifetime dream, Mom.
05:03I've been invited to work at the medical center in Princeton.
05:07And in two months, I'm going to the U.S.
05:09Since when did you start making such decisions?
05:12Mom, this is a serious program and it's not easy to get accepted.
05:16Well, now listen to me.
05:19Everything in your life, literally everything, was made by me.
05:24And that's why you won't run away.
05:26You'll do what I told you.
05:29And I'm telling you this.
05:30Either marriage or America.
05:32Mom, what does marriage have to do with anything?
05:36That's all I can think about.
05:38And you know it.
05:40In two months, I will fly to the U.S.A.
05:43That's 60 days.
05:46How can a person marry in 60 days, Mom?
05:50Either you get married and fly to America.
05:53Or you don't get married and don't fly to America.
05:57And that's my final word.
05:59Welcome to our agency.
06:01I'm Max.
06:02I'm Dan.
06:06You'll help me find a bride, right?
06:10Well, almost.
06:11We have great specialists who will help indecisive, shy men and women overcome, overcome their inner insecurities.
06:24And once you become self-confident, you'll find a bride on your own.
06:29Uh, I only have two months for it.
06:33This is...
06:35Tough.
06:38Huh.
06:38Mary, please send Chris here.
06:41This is our wonderful Chris.
07:00This is Dan.
07:05So, you're Chris.
07:09I thought it would be a guy.
07:12I mean, I thought you were a guy.
07:14I mean, you look like a girl.
07:17Is anything wrong?
07:20If yes, we can...
07:21No, no, no.
07:22You're very hot.
07:23I mean, it's too hot in here.
07:29It's...
07:29I better take a sip.
07:31That's a lost cause.
07:34Indeed.
07:35You have two months.
07:38Two months?
07:41It's going to take at least six months here.
07:44That's all we have.
07:44Our client can't...
07:47Wait.
07:49It'll be fun, right?
07:52Okay.
07:54Noted.
07:55Tomorrow morning.
07:57In my office.
07:58Nine sharp.
08:01We have five types of girls.
08:05Dr. Samantha Rothman, a relationship coach and psychologist, just like me.
08:09She believes every girl can be classified into these five categories.
08:13The first one?
08:15A daddy's daughter.
08:16Helpless and stupid.
08:18Daddy's daughter.
08:19A gigolo's dream.
08:21The second one?
08:22A wild party girl.
08:24Wild party girl.
08:25Lives fast, dies young.
08:27Young.
08:28The third?
08:30Miss Jealousy.
08:31Miss Jealousy.
08:33Stop repeating what I say.
08:36Just listen.
08:38Miss Jealousy is jealous even of the air you breathe without her.
08:44The fourth?
08:44A gossip girl.
08:46A walking encyclopedia and godsend for a spy.
08:50And finally, the fifth one.
08:52This is the girl your mother likes.
08:55She can live with her.
08:56Even without you.
08:59We don't need these categories.
09:04We need the one and only.
09:08And who is she?
09:12This is a girl who laughs at her boyfriend's jokes.
09:15And he laughs at hers.
09:21They may like different movies, art, or music.
09:27But they still have a lot in common.
09:32She gets along with her boyfriend's mother.
09:35And slightly resembles her.
09:40Are you listening to me?
09:42Um, yes.
09:43Yes, sure.
09:44Are you looking at my chest?
09:50Yes, yes.
09:51No, I mean I didn't see anything there.
09:54I mean there's something, but I didn't see anything.
09:57What do you mean you didn't see?
09:58Do you mean there's nothing to see there?
10:01No, I mean...
10:04Come on.
10:06Don't be shy.
10:08Come on.
10:09Take a look.
10:10This is a normal reaction.
10:11Yes, at least your male instincts are still there.
10:18Thank God.
10:18And remember the most important rule.
10:24There is no relationship between the coach and the trainee.
10:29Don't even try to hit on me.
10:31It is absolutely impossible.
10:33It's just...
10:34My job.
10:37Many girls believe that cars are men's alter ego.
10:40This is what they want to be in reality.
10:43Our agency's training course includes a special car for practice.
10:48500 horsepower.
10:51Brutally black.
10:53Aggressive.
10:53Well, ready to become fast and furious?
10:57Yes!
11:13Hey, handsome.
11:15Well, are you frozen or something?
11:17Just say hello.
11:18Hello.
11:18Hello.
11:20And your car is so fancy.
11:22Why are you silent, huh?
11:26Say something.
11:27What should I tell them?
11:28Some kind of compliment.
11:30You have beautiful lips!
11:41Greetings.
11:42Lieutenant Sherman.
11:44Your documents, please.
11:45Yes.
11:45Yes.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:56You do have beautiful lips.
11:58It's true.
11:59Is it a crime to tell the truth?
12:02You can't run away from the truth.
12:12It's the first time someone has said this to me.
12:16Then what's the matter, mister?
12:19It's nothing.
12:20Just a usual...
12:23Check?
12:24Yes.
12:25Then can we go?
12:27Yes.
12:27Yes, sure.
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