Full Episode Of How To Tame A Silver Fox
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:17Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. Um, I'm stuck,
00:00:29and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Hey?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:00:59Whoa!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:56best friend?
00:01:57You're shivering.
00:02:15Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:17Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:25Let's go.
00:02:34I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:37five Christmases?
00:02:41It's nothing like that.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:48Um...
00:02:50Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet.
00:02:56From the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it then.
00:03:21There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:29So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:34busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:36eating up...
00:03:38sleazebags, not...
00:03:39picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it...
00:03:47I actually...
00:03:48I don't think I've seen my dad in mutts.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay then.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up!
00:04:09You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:15nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:21If I take you...
00:04:23Will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:58You...
00:04:59freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:15When you're done checking me out,
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40Stop calling me kid.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:01This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well...
00:06:17Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:20I would give a shit what he thinks, but
00:06:21he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:49I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:52and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal, I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:45You are not living here.
00:07:51I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:54I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:28Bob Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:40Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:46Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:50And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:58Hi, hi.
00:09:00Christina, Fox, and...
00:09:02And Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh!
00:09:08Couldn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well...
00:09:15Please...
00:09:16Feel free to help...
00:09:17Yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:24I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:52Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I...
00:09:56We're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again.
00:10:16And I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:27Oh, Harper!
00:10:28Hey!
00:10:29Listen!
00:10:30Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:31Everyone is using the one downstairs and...
00:10:34Ew!
00:10:35Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:36You're...
00:10:37You're like...
00:10:39Your school royalty.
00:10:40Thanks!
00:10:41You know...
00:10:42You know...
00:10:43I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:44We're...
00:10:45We're friends?
00:10:46Of course!
00:10:47I have to pee.
00:10:48Wait for me?
00:10:49Uh, yeah.
00:10:50Of course you can.
00:10:51You're...
00:10:52You're like...
00:10:53Your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:55You know...
00:10:56I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're...
00:11:01We're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah!
00:11:08Of course!
00:11:09I'll just move you right outside my own room.
00:11:19What dirt can I find?
00:11:30Oh!
00:11:31This is...
00:11:33Gold!
00:11:34Harper.
00:11:35You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:04What the hell?!
00:12:05Attention everybody!
00:12:06Hello!
00:12:07You all seem a little bored.
00:12:11So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:14A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:15Let's see.
00:12:16Dear diary.
00:12:17Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:19Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:20Is it so funny?
00:12:21No...
00:12:22No.
00:12:23No.
00:12:24I'm not happy.
00:12:25No.
00:12:26No!
00:12:27No.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29No.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:34No.
00:12:35No.
00:12:36No.
00:12:37No.
00:12:38No.
00:12:39dear diary dad never wants to hang out with me sometimes i feel like he doesn't love me
00:12:47oh harper daddy issues much
00:12:52no i just need to give it back
00:12:59dad's friend chris is like a dilf that stands for a dad i'd like to fuck and honestly
00:13:11if he weren't my dad's best friend
00:13:15you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age
00:13:21herper that is so nasty christina it's not true christina i think the bitch is in heat or something
00:13:28there's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on
00:13:32let's move right down
00:13:38no no no no no no no
00:13:47fuck
00:13:58jealous that a grandpa prefers harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend
00:14:26you were supposed to get rid of them
00:14:32come to her partner
00:14:37take advantage of her kindness
00:14:40and you make fun of her family life
00:14:42it was a joke
00:14:43it was a joke
00:14:44joke is the fact that harper turned out to be a good kid
00:14:47without her father in her life
00:14:48your dad taught you how to be a witch
00:14:51first that's enough
00:14:54let her go
00:14:56one last
00:15:00what the hell is that you're too old to be this petty
00:15:08you're damn right i'm petty
00:15:09let's get one thing straight
00:15:11harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections
00:15:14if you mess with her again
00:15:17fuck you up
00:15:21fuck you up
00:15:22we're literally just girls
00:15:23i don't give a fuck
00:15:25everyone else
00:15:26the fuck out
00:15:27what the hell was that
00:15:36what the hell is that
00:15:40she hurt you
00:15:57chris i said i'm fine
00:16:01you're crying
00:16:07why are you crying
00:16:10i won't understand
00:16:11those aren't your friends kid
00:16:14they just tried to hurt you
00:16:15i don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:16:18stupid
00:16:20i know they're not my friends
00:16:22but that was christina fox
00:16:23you just embarrassed me in front of him
00:16:24i'm gonna stop you right there
00:16:25and she's the queen of ours
00:16:26i said stop
00:16:27i said stop
00:16:31i don't care if she runs the school
00:16:34we'll find you another school
00:16:36i'm here to keep you safe
00:16:38keep me safe
00:16:39by pulling out a gun
00:16:40in front of college students
00:16:42just because you run some sort of shady business
00:16:44i choose my next words very carefully
00:16:46i told you
00:16:50to stop calling me that
00:16:53and i told you
00:16:56to stop acting like water
00:16:58oh yeah
00:17:00if i'm such a kid
00:17:04what's that breast against my leg right now
00:17:07sorry kid
00:17:13that's my gun
00:17:14you're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:16if you want to turn me on
00:17:17you better not be here tomorrow
00:17:21please tell me you're gone
00:17:37there better not be a single t-shirt in there chris collins i swear
00:17:45i don't care what my dad says
00:17:47oh god
00:17:56what kind of freak is my dad friends with
00:18:13no
00:18:15no no no no no it's gonna not be happening he's gonna be back in a second
00:18:22you know if you wanted to play you could have just asked
00:18:33i don't want to i don't want to play what do you even do with these you perv
00:18:41oh i'm the perv
00:18:42you're the one who came into my room into my closet when i wasn't here
00:18:46i was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here
00:18:52uncuff me
00:18:55what are your manners
00:18:59say please
00:19:02i don't have time for your games old man
00:19:08give me the key
00:19:12what the
00:19:18you and i are going to establish some ground rules
00:19:21are you ready to listen
00:19:22like a good little girl
00:19:24or am i going to have to keep you cuffed up all day
00:19:27rule number one
00:19:32there was a lot
00:19:34scarier shit out there
00:19:37kiddo
00:19:37you just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it
00:19:40so when i tell you
00:19:42that i'm here to protect you
00:19:44you better listen to everything i say
00:19:46i can take care of my
00:19:48rule number two
00:19:49not talking back
00:19:51i am the last guy
00:19:54you want to piss off
00:19:56rule number three
00:20:02don't start any games
00:20:07you're not ready to play
00:20:09so what else do you have planned today
00:20:26my plans are none of your concern
00:20:32here in the regular no violent non-mafia america
00:20:37we have this thing called privacy
00:20:40you can have your privacy
00:20:42until sunset
00:20:45what does that mean
00:20:47you have curfew
00:20:52ah
00:21:07how's my daughter
00:21:14um
00:21:16hot
00:21:17what was that
00:21:18uh
00:21:19she's hot-headed
00:21:21why the hell did i say that
00:21:22that's why you're watching her and not me
00:21:24is she back from class
00:21:26she was supposed to be back from class hours ago
00:21:29chris
00:21:30is my daughter okay
00:21:31she's fine mark
00:21:33good
00:21:33you're my best friend
00:21:35you're the only one i trust
00:21:37to keep her safe
00:21:38you better have a good excuse
00:21:46when i find you
00:21:47when i find you
00:21:56take her satisfied
00:21:57all of the things
00:21:59i feel sick
00:21:59and then you can do this
00:22:02as i say
00:22:04as i said
00:22:05when i found it
00:22:06i found it
00:22:07yes
00:22:08okay
00:22:08thank you
00:22:09thank you
00:22:10for yourités
00:22:10you're a fucking strip club harper your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:27and you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:28excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room
00:22:49somewhere else i'm looking for harper weaves it says her location is here so step aside before i
00:22:56make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking
00:23:02for hey wait wait wait wait
00:23:04you look so sexy keep going harper
00:23:15you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here
00:23:26i tried to stop him
00:23:27no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:35it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:39class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight
00:23:44not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:48hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:51you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:54that is enough
00:23:55these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:14wait wait till the whole class sees this
00:24:16no one's going to see these deleting them
00:24:18what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:26see how much my dad likes that
00:24:30your choice
00:24:35camera it is
00:24:40no no no no no no no
00:24:44you asshole
00:24:45if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:52you'll be shitting out polaroids
00:24:54what the fuck is your problem
00:24:58i'm leaving now
00:25:04so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:15i did it for your own good
00:25:17you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:21you need me around for your safety
00:25:23because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:25you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:28like a piece of meat
00:25:30my classmate
00:25:32it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:35jealous
00:25:39jealous
00:25:40you're cute harper
00:25:46i'll give you that
00:25:47and those
00:25:49things you do
00:25:50they're cute too
00:25:52you know what's not cute
00:25:54me jealous
00:25:57now you were right
00:25:58i'm in some shady business
00:26:00and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:02but you better not test me
00:26:04or i'll break you
00:26:06in more than one way on
00:26:11well guess what
00:26:16you just called me harper
00:26:18instead of kid
00:26:19just admit
00:26:23that you want me
00:26:25what the hell is happening to me
00:26:32there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:37put your seatbelt on
00:26:39you know what chris
00:26:41you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:42fine
00:26:43but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:46let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:48so
00:26:50are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:55no
00:26:55are you sleeping with a professor
00:26:59oh my god maria no
00:27:00ew
00:27:01that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:05he was sent here to
00:27:06keep me safe
00:27:07and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:10i don't know
00:27:12but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:15um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:20think about it
00:27:23we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:29the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:31so that's step one
00:27:32you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:36he was jealous harps
00:27:38yeah right
00:27:39jealous of me
00:27:40i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:42he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:47not jealous of you dummy
00:27:50jealous over you
00:27:51it looked like he wanted to kill erin over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:55so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:00until he snaps
00:28:01and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:05and when your dad sees that
00:28:06he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:10here's to operation seduction
00:28:13chris collins
00:28:15you better watch out
00:28:17because i get what i want
00:28:19sexy outfit
00:28:31check
00:28:32popcorn
00:28:33check
00:28:34the notebook
00:28:35the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:37check
00:28:39what do you want
00:28:50you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:53um popcorn
00:28:54harper
00:28:56you idiot
00:28:57seduce him
00:28:58i mean i
00:29:00brought snacks
00:29:02as a peace offering
00:29:03but
00:29:05if you're busy
00:29:06i can come back later
00:29:07oh wait wait wait
00:29:09i have a day but that's not important
00:29:13your pulse
00:29:14is racing
00:29:15what's going on
00:29:16oh
00:29:18is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:20uh
00:29:21no i just
00:29:23i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:27but
00:29:28it's
00:29:29well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:42but what about your date
00:29:50jake
00:29:59please jake
00:30:01jake jake
00:30:03not for fun
00:30:04how are you not crying
00:30:11this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:13because it's not real
00:30:15this is ridiculous
00:30:17no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:22it's true love
00:30:24there's no such thing as true love
00:30:27anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:30or
00:30:32maybe
00:30:34you're just a soulless
00:30:38ai bot
00:30:39and there are batteries
00:30:42in your back
00:30:43what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:52what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:58now come on
00:31:01just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:03shh
00:31:05don't mess with me harper
00:31:11i'm not a toy
00:31:12i'll ruin you
00:31:13well
00:31:13i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:15as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:18i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:19not a lie
00:31:24you are a beautiful woman
00:31:26and i'm too much for your kid
00:31:29you can't handle me
00:31:31try me
00:31:33i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:40i don't kiss
00:31:41and i don't make love harper
00:31:43maybe i'm into that
00:31:46no
00:31:47i don't think you are
00:31:50what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:55just
00:32:06shut up and watch the movie
00:32:10you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:26not be seduced by him
00:32:28i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:33i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:37you're late big daddy
00:32:38but you sound pissed
00:32:41so i'll wait
00:32:43you wanna come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:47not tonight
00:32:48busy
00:32:49busy?
00:32:52maybe for me you're not
00:32:54when the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:58are you with another woman?
00:33:00woman?
00:33:01no
00:33:01not a woman
00:33:05do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:17not this guy
00:33:18lose my number
00:33:20whoever this girl is
00:33:29your days are numbered
00:33:31do not flake
00:33:33on melana kaufman
00:33:34she's going to be the death of me
00:33:54kid
00:33:55because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:00stay
00:34:10damn it harper
00:34:15but i don't know i won't use tonight
00:34:18드�le
00:34:20still
00:34:25still
00:34:30as
00:34:31you
00:34:32son
00:34:33in
00:34:34back
00:34:34and
00:34:35let's see
00:34:35do
00:34:36look
00:34:37there
00:34:38and
00:34:38i
00:34:38work
00:34:39there
00:34:39is
00:34:40it
00:34:41You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside your pants.
00:35:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:10His business partner.
00:35:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:14No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:22So, so we didn't?
00:35:25No.
00:35:27Because you're still alive.
00:35:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:35You don't know that.
00:35:36Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:41Oh yeah?
00:35:42Explain that.
00:35:44That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:48We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:51You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:02Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:11What's wrong?
00:36:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:36:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:21With my friend.
00:36:24Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:25Bye.
00:36:25Well, this will do.
00:36:55So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:13Struggling much?
00:37:23I swear I've done my best though.
00:37:35I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:44I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:55That's not...
00:37:57No underwear.
00:38:02That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:07What are you gonna do?
00:38:10I'll punish you.
00:38:14I don't know.
00:38:16What would I do?
00:38:17You don't know?
00:38:18I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:25Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:26I'd say do you worst.
00:38:27I'd say do you worst.
00:38:32I'd say do you worst.
00:38:33I'd say do you worst.
00:38:39I'd say do you worst.
00:38:40I'd say do you worst.
00:38:41I'd say do you worst.
00:38:46I'd say do you worst.
00:38:47I'd say do you worst.
00:38:48I'm sorry.
00:38:49I can't let this happen.
00:38:50What the heck?
00:38:51Why are you stopping?
00:38:52You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:17But...
00:39:18But what about...
00:39:19There's no buts.
00:39:20I can't let this happen again.
00:39:33Cut block!
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47That was part of the plan.
00:39:48I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:49I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:50Was it big?
00:39:51So big.
00:39:52Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:06It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:10Wait.
00:40:11What do you mean?
00:40:12He's a sex freak?
00:40:13Like BDSM?
00:40:14The whole nine yards.
00:40:15Whips.
00:40:16Chains.
00:40:17Handcuffs.
00:40:18My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:24Wait.
00:40:25Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:28Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:31Crap.
00:40:32What if he is coming?
00:40:33Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:40I don't know.
00:40:41I don't know.
00:40:42I don't know.
00:40:43I don't know.
00:40:44I don't know.
00:40:45I don't know.
00:40:46I don't know.
00:40:47Stop messing with that.
00:40:48You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:49You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:50How else are you going to woo your man?
00:40:51He's not my man.
00:40:52I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:05No, leave, Brian.
00:41:07She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:12You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:16Harps?
00:41:17Harps, huh?
00:41:22What do you want, Brian?
00:41:27Just five minutes.
00:41:31Fine.
00:41:32Harper, are you sure?
00:41:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:47Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:02I want to get back together.
00:42:04You cheated on me.
00:42:06I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:10But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:15This isn't about payback.
00:42:18I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:22What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:24Hmm?
00:42:25Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:27You slut!
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:29Get off me!
00:42:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:32Let me see, then.
00:42:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:36Show me. Show me!
00:42:37Go on me!
00:42:39There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:45A drink?
00:42:45I don't have time for this.
00:42:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:50That's not happening.
00:42:52Ever.
00:42:53Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:56Me?
00:42:57We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:00Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:03It's not a threat.
00:43:04It's a fact.
00:43:05You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:15I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:19Help me!
00:43:24Help!
00:43:25Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:28Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:31Good girl.
00:43:33You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:35I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:40And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:48Are you okay?
00:43:52Take her, you psycho bastard.
00:43:53She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:55Stop it!
00:44:07You're going to kill him.
00:44:08Good.
00:44:08He's not worth it.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:13If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:18I promise.
00:44:20Let's go.
00:44:25What the fuck?
00:44:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:45Should we call 911?
00:44:47Seriously, Harper?
00:44:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:51I handled myself just fine.
00:44:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:12You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:23So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:29Let's see who you are.
00:45:31Do we have to do this?
00:45:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:50Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:54So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:11I'm going to throw up.
00:46:12Breathe.
00:46:18And do this.
00:46:19I'm right here.
00:46:47Don't focus on the water, just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:47:07It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:12I got you.
00:47:14It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:31Just keep breathing.
00:47:34How are you feeling?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:40Fine.
00:47:43Just insanely distracted.
00:47:47Ready for the next step?
00:47:49I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:55I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:02I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:05What?
00:48:09Oh my god.
00:48:11Oh my god, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:15You're talking about swimming.
00:48:19What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:23I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:26How did I get used to be underwater?
00:48:33How did you do?
00:48:35How did you feel?
00:48:37Harper, Harper, Harper, what happened, what happened, you blacked out, you're okay, you're
00:49:06right, you did amazing, you're just going to get better and better, I can't do this, it's
00:49:19okay, we'll try again tomorrow, just kiss me, your dad won't like this, don't think about
00:49:29him, if you want me, then kiss me, if you want me, then kiss me, I don't think you understand
00:49:37what you're getting into, I'm a dangerous man, Harper, just say you don't want me, does that
00:49:53feel like I don't want you, I want you, and I told you not to mess with me, you're going
00:50:01to get hurt, you really like me, what the hell, what are you doing, we need to talk about this
00:50:21first, inside, with our minds, not our crosses, why are you being such a tease, you grandpa,
00:50:26I'm not a tease, I just care about you, so you are a grandpa, just as much as you're a kid,
00:50:33come on, let's go inside, no, I need a moment to cool off,
00:50:42I'm gonna shower, Harper, what are you doing,
00:50:58so this is where Chris has been lately, running a daycare,
00:51:11who are you, and what are you doing in my house,
00:51:14who are you, and what are you doing in my house,
00:51:20I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries,
00:51:24I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala,
00:51:29and I wanted to warn you, he might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is,
00:51:36sweetheart, yeah, he's here to protect me from danger, like strangers breaking into my house,
00:51:41oh honey, I go where I want, plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend,
00:51:48you've been tracking him, what kind of psycho are you, the same kind he is,
00:51:55let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately,
00:52:01let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately,
00:52:10I'm surprised, doesn't look like you can handle him in bed, just all around not intense enough for him,
00:52:21not intense enough, yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun,
00:52:28oh, oh, please, don't make me laugh, I mean, look at you,
00:52:34you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever,
00:52:38you're out of your league, kid, don't call me that,
00:52:42you want to know how Chris likes the fuck,
00:52:49he likes to take you from behind,
00:52:52handcuff you, so you can't run, choke you out,
00:52:56none of that, kissing, pillow talk,
00:52:59well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind,
00:53:02because he doesn't like to look at your face,
00:53:04he'll be bored of you in a week,
00:53:09he actually lives here, with me,
00:53:12you little skank,
00:53:14help, help me, I can't swim,
00:53:25help, help, I can't swim,
00:53:31Harper, Harper,
00:53:45smile for T&P, loser,
00:53:50just crawl your way out, idiot,
00:53:54that's what you get for stealing my man,
00:53:58Harper!
00:54:05Harper!
00:54:28No, come on!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Harper, Harper.
00:54:53Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:55It's okay, I got you.
00:54:56You're safe.
00:54:57I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:00I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:02You're okay, just breathe.
00:55:03Just breathe.
00:55:05You're safe now.
00:55:06Just breathe.
00:55:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:10I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:13It's pathetic.
00:55:14Homewreck?
00:55:15Hmm.
00:55:17Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:21She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:25I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:27You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:32She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:39Joke me.
00:55:40Harder.
00:55:42I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:47I don't love you.
00:55:49And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:56She's fine.
00:55:58Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:59What are you doing?
00:56:07What are you doing?
00:56:10Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has
00:56:14tanked on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from
00:56:19Kaufman Motors.
00:56:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible
00:56:26for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:27Do you got that?
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:31No.
00:56:32I'm telling you.
00:56:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:38Get out of here.
00:56:40Wait.
00:56:41Please.
00:56:42Don't.
00:56:42I'll do anything.
00:56:44Please.
00:56:44What are you doing?
00:56:45Oh!
00:56:46Please.
00:56:46What are you doing?
00:56:47No!
00:56:49Ah!
00:57:00Chris!
00:57:01No!
00:57:02Wait!
00:57:03Wait!
00:57:04Oh!
00:57:05I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:57:24She will not bother you again.
00:57:28I swear.
00:57:29Don't worry about it.
00:57:31I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:40I've never dated her.
00:57:43We weren't a thing.
00:57:46Not according to her.
00:57:51Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:11She said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you in bed.
00:58:25That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:40Is that true?
00:58:44That's not how I feel, Marber.
00:58:48But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:50I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:05And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:13What did you regret?
00:59:15Not doing this sooner.
00:59:16Oh my god.
00:59:38what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
00:59:55to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get out this isn't about
01:00:02mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:07you need to kill it i'm too dangerous so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this
01:00:19ever happened it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:26it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:35you got cold feet just be a man and own it it's not you don't you're a psycho
01:00:40just trying to protect you
01:00:50morning
01:00:58bagel i'm not hungry
01:01:02you need to eat
01:01:07no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:21are we even now
01:01:27bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:32what's wrong kiddo i hate seeing you like this
01:01:37you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:39columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students harper reeves
01:01:59i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:04promise
01:02:06has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:17nope and he's never going to
01:02:23huh
01:02:24i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:27why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:30oh hey hey let's forget about that douche bag
01:02:35okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:39and i am not letting you fail
01:02:41stop moping
01:02:43let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:46okay
01:02:49wow how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:04like a million hours
01:03:06who the fuck cares
01:03:08we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:11make sure no one's coming
01:03:16whoops
01:03:31i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:40one last touch
01:03:42good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:03:54heartburn
01:03:55tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:01no no no no no my final project
01:04:09how am i gonna graduate
01:04:11why would someone do this to me
01:04:13harper
01:04:18harper i'm kind of confused
01:04:23is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:25is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:31don't say that
01:04:33it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:37did you do this
01:04:44christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:51we're gonna report you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:04:54guess what
01:04:55you have no proof
01:04:57good luck with that losers
01:05:00that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:04harper
01:05:05there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:08professor i can explain
01:05:10harper
01:05:13is this your work
01:05:16it's so ugly
01:05:19isn't it professor
01:05:20we have to fail harper
01:05:22it looks like a complete choke
01:05:25ladies
01:05:26i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:28in fact
01:05:30guests just bought this piece
01:05:33wait what
01:05:34who would buy this crap
01:05:36i will
01:05:37who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:51i will
01:05:52it's you
01:05:56you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:05:59christina don't be rude
01:06:02don't you know who this is
01:06:04chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:07there's no way
01:06:09that's okay professor
01:06:10not everyone has taste
01:06:12how much for this painting
01:06:16oh no
01:06:16our starting price is 18
01:06:19done
01:06:24we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:35you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging wack ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account
01:06:45here's two mil
01:06:48take the rest and buy art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake
01:06:53sir mr collins this is too much
01:06:56oh my god oh my god
01:06:58are you fucking kidding me
01:07:02are you fucking kidding me
01:07:05language miss hawkes
01:07:07don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:09who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:13my father still runs this university
01:07:17money runs this university
01:07:19and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:24for disciplinary action
01:07:26you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please
01:07:31you can't
01:07:33getting expelled sounds
01:07:34just about right to me
01:07:36no wait professor
01:07:37not so fast
01:07:38what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:42oh no
01:07:44oh
01:07:45i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:07:54good luck proving it was us
01:07:56knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:08:03i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:05those dresses though
01:08:07what
01:08:09huh
01:08:10this dress
01:08:23this is versace you asshole
01:08:25you're going to fucking pay for this
01:08:27what was it that you two said
01:08:29oh
01:08:30right
01:08:31good luck proving it was me
01:08:37the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:39you're being suspended
01:08:40let's go
01:08:41why are you grabbing us
01:08:43they're the ones who did this
01:08:44aggress them
01:08:45let's go
01:08:46oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:49i'll see you later
01:08:50i'll see you later
01:08:55congratulations on the sale miss reed
01:08:57chris that was eighteen grand
01:08:59that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:01seriously
01:09:04i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:10what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:15he um
01:09:19i mean i
01:09:22was an idiot
01:09:23and i'm sorry
01:09:24but i think this might help
01:09:27show you how much i want you
01:09:43a blindfold
01:09:46i want you harper
01:09:47i want to do things to you
01:09:48i want to do things to you
01:09:53bad things
01:09:56but only if you want me to
01:10:00i do
01:10:13why'd we stop
01:10:15i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:18i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:20because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:27and i'll wait for you
01:10:30wear that for me tonight
01:10:31harper
01:10:34harper
01:10:39harper
01:10:41hello
01:10:42earth to harper
01:10:43you need to look at this
01:10:44can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:51no no that's what i need to tell you about
01:10:53harper look
01:10:55you've got the front
01:10:57i swear
01:10:58the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:11:01harper he's dangerous
01:11:03you need to move out now you can't keep living with him
01:11:06i need to talk to him
01:11:07okay
01:11:08harper
01:11:17taxi
01:11:18for harper
01:11:19harper
01:11:20harper
01:11:21harper
01:11:22harper
01:11:23hey
01:11:24let go of me
01:11:25stop it
01:11:26piece
01:11:28please
01:11:38please let me go
01:11:40if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:41Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:46Harper.
01:11:47Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:50We broke up.
01:11:51We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:54You psycho!
01:11:56He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:00He humiliated me!
01:12:02But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:06He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:08Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:11Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:16Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21You can just watch.
01:12:23No, no, no, no!
01:12:26No, no!
01:12:41No.
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01:13:04Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:09I hope you don't mind.
01:13:10I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:14Before you sleep with my daughter,
01:13:16you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:23Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:25You're gonna explain.
01:13:26But first,
01:13:28you know my daughter better than I do.
01:13:32Is that text a prank?
01:13:34Harper's in trouble.
01:13:37We need to go, okay?
01:13:41Should we have some food with you
01:13:42after we kill Leather Grant?
01:13:45Hmm?
01:13:47Should we make him watch?
01:13:49Hmm?
01:13:52Oh!
01:13:53Looks like he's here.
01:13:55Are you ready
01:13:56to see your boyfriend
01:13:59die, Harper?
01:14:00Huh?
01:14:02Get ready, boys.
01:14:04I'm going to make you regret
01:14:18you ever touched her.
01:14:25That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:26when you mess around
01:14:27with my shit!
01:14:44What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:46What?
01:14:47Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:56Let me go!
01:14:57I-I-I'll leave home here!
01:14:58I already told you once.
01:14:59You should have listened to me then.
01:15:01I'm going to kill you, God damn, Vic.
01:15:06I'm going to kill you, God damn, Vic.
01:15:13Call in all minutes, 8-2-11-6-7-5-8.
01:15:17Are you okay?
01:15:25Did he hurt you?
01:15:28Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:32You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:35When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:36I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:44Would someone
01:15:45like to tell me
01:15:47what the fuck is going on?
01:15:49Oh, my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:15:54It's okay.
01:15:55I'll handle it.
01:15:56I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:58Why are you making out
01:15:59with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:01I want an answer now
01:16:02before I-before I kill him!
01:16:03No, Dad!
01:16:04Look,
01:16:05I know we don't have
01:16:07the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:09But?
01:16:10Deep down,
01:16:11I know that
01:16:12you just want me to be safe.
01:16:16I don't know.
01:16:19Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:22Please don't be mad.
01:16:25You're wrong about that.
01:16:28It's not deep down.
01:16:30It is the most important thing to me,
01:16:33your happiness.
01:16:36If that means being with Chris,
01:16:39then he better not screw this up,
01:16:42or I will make him regret it.
01:16:45I believe you.
01:16:46You keep her safe.
01:16:52With my goddamn life.
01:16:54Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:12Yes.
01:17:13Yes, Daddy.
01:17:28Say it.
01:17:31Yes, Daddy.
01:17:32I want you to beg for it.
01:17:41I want you
01:17:43to fuck me, Daddy.
01:17:55Stop teasing.
01:17:58I want you now.
01:17:59what you're looking for.
01:18:02You might find what you're looking for.
01:18:05Daddy,
01:18:07say it.
01:18:08Or I'll punish you.
01:18:22Don't stop, Daddy.
01:18:23Are you sure about that?
01:18:53You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:02You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:12You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:25Rich am I.
01:19:29Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:42Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:19:57I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:05You're different.
01:20:12Ready for round five?
01:20:24Stop it.
01:20:25I'm sore.
01:20:26Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:30What if I don't?
01:20:33What was that?
01:20:35Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:37Honey, you home?
01:20:38Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:40I'm just going to come in for you.
01:20:42Stop it.
01:20:45I told you I was busy.
01:20:47This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:50If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:53Okay, I will.
01:20:54Can you get out?
01:20:56I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:12Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:13No.
01:21:14Please keep them covered.
01:21:15I want to give a speech.
01:21:18And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:20I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:23You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:27Just get on with it.
01:21:29What I do for a living, the not so legal part, it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:40And for me to be...
01:21:43Vulnerable?
01:21:45Yeah.
01:21:46But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:21:51You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:54And I want to be around you.
01:21:56Forever.
01:21:57Forever.
01:22:08So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:13I'm moving you in there.
01:22:16As a graduation present.
01:22:19And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:27Only if you want to.
01:22:30Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:33Are you serious?
01:22:36What's wrong?
01:22:37It's a tacky?
01:22:39I liked it.
01:22:40I thought...
01:22:41Deal!
01:22:46But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:49Which is?
01:22:51You have to move in there with me.
01:22:54Deal.
01:22:57It's fast food.
01:23:17It's funny.
01:23:21It's funny.