Not Your Average Intern Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Like, move, dirty peasant.
00:00:32Why would you kick it?
00:00:33You're like totally in my way.
00:00:36Why would you kick it?
00:00:37Miss Foden.
00:00:40Are you alright?
00:00:42I'm okay, Sister Matthews. Thank you.
00:00:45We're so grateful to have the Foden heiress helping us out.
00:00:49You know, I could have given you easier work.
00:00:52No, Sister Matthews, I insist.
00:00:55I know it's not cheap to hire a cleaner,
00:00:57especially with the orphanage running on a deficit.
00:01:00I need to take this real quick. It's my father.
00:01:07Hello?
00:01:08You know, washing walls at an orphanage, it's not a real job.
00:01:12Stop spying on me, Dad. Get a life.
00:01:15I think it's time for you to return to the family business and marry your fiance.
00:01:18Or I could get my own job at M.G. Corp.
00:01:20Dad, we've been over this. I mean, what is this, the 15th century?
00:01:24Family influence and arranged marriages are so overrated.
00:01:26The last thing I need is a spoiled princess who I've never met hanging around my neck.
00:01:31No, I don't want this.
00:01:33I'm not marrying him.
00:01:34Like, why do we have to go through a shitty orphanage to, like, get to the car every day?
00:01:45It's, like, totally gross walking past that place.
00:01:47Careful not to spill anything, Kate.
00:01:49I borrowed this car from my boss.
00:01:50It's, like, my first day, Dad.
00:01:52I can't have people at work thinking I live in the ghetto or whatever.
00:01:55Oh, God, this coffee's nasty.
00:02:02What the fuck?
00:02:07Are you serious?
00:02:09I can't be late for my first day of work.
00:02:10I gotta move along.
00:02:15All right, listen up.
00:02:17Mr. McGuire's fiance will be here any minute.
00:02:19If you want to be promoted fast, this is it.
00:02:25We are so happy to have you here, Kate.
00:02:41Welcome to MG Miss Kate.
00:02:49Welcome to MG Miss Kate.
00:02:51I love that dress you're wearing and the heels and that diamond ring.
00:02:59Look at that.
00:03:00You and Mr. McGuire make the most perfect couple.
00:03:03I cannot wait for your wedding.
00:03:06Oh, my God.
00:03:08They totally think I'm the CEO's fiance or something.
00:03:11Take this opportunity, Kathleen.
00:03:13Maybe you can use it to become Mr. McGuire's real wife.
00:03:16Hey, everyone.
00:03:17Let's keep things on the down low, okay?
00:03:20I don't like to brag about being a billionaire's wife.
00:03:24Oh, you got it, Kate.
00:03:34And who are you?
00:03:37The new janitor?
00:03:39Hi.
00:03:39No, I'm one of the new interns.
00:03:42How dare you wear that trash to work?
00:03:44We are the most prestigious advertising firm in the world.
00:03:54I'm sorry, someone accidentally spilled their coffee on me on the way to work.
00:03:56I didn't have a spare.
00:03:57The sun is, like, scorching.
00:04:01I'm worried it's going to, like, melt my silk or something.
00:04:04We'll deal with you later.
00:04:05I am so sorry, Kate.
00:04:07Sometimes dealing with the subordinates can be a chore.
00:04:10Right this way.
00:04:13Oh, my God.
00:04:14Kate is stunning.
00:04:15I wish I could marry Mr. McGuire.
00:04:17Imagine swimming in a pool of cash every day.
00:04:20A janitor could only dream.
00:04:23She'd probably end up pregnant by some junkie.
00:04:28Who runs this place?
00:04:30Probably just some greedy, shallow jerk.
00:04:33There you are.
00:04:45Wait.
00:04:46Is her name Kate, too?
00:04:48She can't be the real fiance, right?
00:04:52And this is your desk.
00:04:54I hope you like my decorations.
00:04:55Stay calm, Kate.
00:05:04You will have your own company in no time and crush the shithole.
00:05:18Oh, I am so sorry.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Are you going to, like, pay for that?
00:05:23This bag is a Mariah limited edition.
00:05:26It's, like, expensive as fuck.
00:05:28You mean a Miriam.
00:05:31Miriam, whatever.
00:05:33Look at this scratch.
00:05:34I'm going to need some compensation for that.
00:05:37It's barely even noticeable.
00:05:38It was probably already there before I knocked it down.
00:05:40You think you know more about exclusive bands than a billionaire's fiance?
00:05:44It's not even real.
00:05:50The audacity.
00:05:51Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:53If it were real, the handles would be made out of solid gold, not iron.
00:05:58Shit.
00:05:58Am I getting exposed?
00:06:00I don't believe it.
00:06:01I just happen to have a magnet right here.
00:06:04If it sticks, it's iron.
00:06:09It sticks.
00:06:10It's iron.
00:06:11How can a CEO's fiance own a fake bag?
00:06:15My maid must have, like, stolen the real one or something.
00:06:18She's always eyeing my precious gifts from Mr. McGuire.
00:06:24I need to go call him.
00:06:26See what having dirty peasants around does to you?
00:06:34Catherine, you're still fired for wearing that dirty shirt to work.
00:06:37It's illegal to fire me for no reason, you ass kisser.
00:06:42Watch your mouth, peasant.
00:06:44Not only can I have you fired, I can kick your ass.
00:06:50Pull me right there.
00:06:51Hold it right there.
00:07:10You can't fire the new intern, Mary.
00:07:11In fact, you can't terminate anyone.
00:07:13That's my job.
00:07:14Of course.
00:07:14I completely understand.
00:07:16I just...
00:07:16Consider this a warning.
00:07:17And there will not be a second one.
00:07:19Authoritative charmer?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:23Wonder who he is.
00:07:31Consider yourself lucky.
00:07:39Yes?
00:07:40This is Mount Seymour Hospital.
00:07:41Sister Matthews has been admitted.
00:07:43What?
00:07:43What?
00:07:49Sister Matthews, are you okay?
00:07:52It's fine, Kate.
00:07:53I just missed a step coming off the stairs.
00:08:00It's you.
00:08:03It's you.
00:08:04It's you.
00:08:06How silly of me.
00:08:08Putting both of you as my emergency contact.
00:08:11Anyway, David, Catherine, Catherine, David.
00:08:15You two make such a good couple.
00:08:18It's a good one, sister.
00:08:20Matchmaking would be a perfect side gig.
00:08:22David here is the CEO of MG.
00:08:27Hold on.
00:08:28You're the CEO?
00:08:29Yes.
00:08:30David McGuire.
00:08:32So he's the notorious fiance of that other Kate.
00:08:36Yikes.
00:08:37She's gorgeous.
00:08:39She should be my fiance.
00:08:40I gotta take my shot.
00:08:41Actually, I have to get back to work.
00:08:44Intern schedules aren't exactly flexible at MG.
00:08:47Oh, actually, let me drive you.
00:08:49No, I'm fine.
00:08:50I'll enter.
00:08:54God damn it.
00:08:55What did I say wrong?
00:08:56Mr. McGuire, we need your signature.
00:09:11Your fiance bought a $10 million necklace.
00:09:13A source of inspiration, shall we say.
00:09:16He got the cake.
00:09:18This is ridiculous.
00:09:19David, how's your fiance?
00:09:25You met your Mrs. Fosin yet?
00:09:27Nope.
00:09:28Look at my face.
00:09:29Does it look like I want to?
00:09:32Damn.
00:09:33I'm so into who.
00:09:34But now, Dad.
00:09:49How was your first day, kiddo?
00:09:51Have you met your fiance?
00:09:52Hey, you!
00:09:54Where'd you put the necklace?
00:09:55What are you talking about?
00:10:01Ow, what the fuck?
00:10:02Where'd you put the necklace?
00:10:03Where's the necklace, Catherine?
00:10:06What necklace?
00:10:07I literally just had it, and then Catherine told me it was missing.
00:10:12What?
00:10:12I didn't say that.
00:10:13What necklace?
00:10:15Liar!
00:10:16Just admit it.
00:10:16You're nothing but a thief.
00:10:18What the fuck?
00:10:20You set me up.
00:10:21Oh, Catherine.
00:10:23If you really wanted it, I would have gifted it to you.
00:10:26You probably needed it more than I did after that fake handbag stunt you pulled.
00:10:30You shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you.
00:10:32That necklace was supposed to be a $10 million gift from Mr. McGuire to his fiancee.
00:10:37A source of inspiration.
00:10:39But you as a peasant wouldn't know anything about that.
00:10:41A peasant?
00:10:41A peasant?
00:10:42Really?
00:10:49She is not my fiancee.
00:10:55Who are you calling a peasant?
00:10:57She is not my fiancee.
00:10:58I never even wanted this arranged marriage.
00:11:00Well, Mr. McGuire, you didn't need to come in.
00:11:02We, uh...
00:11:03Oh, crap.
00:11:05Has Mr. McGuire met his fiancee?
00:11:07Is he gonna expose me?
00:11:08I should just play along.
00:11:09Oh my god, babe!
00:11:11You're finally here.
00:11:14On the security footage, I need to see exactly who took the necklace.
00:11:18Um, like, maybe this is all, like, a big misunderstanding, you know?
00:11:27Like, I'm, like, super generous, so...
00:11:31I'm okay to let it slide this time.
00:11:37Hey, how about dinner?
00:11:39At the Morgans.
00:11:40I think we could all use a little break.
00:11:42I've still got some work on my plate, but, uh, you guys...
00:11:47Go ahead.
00:11:48Maybe there's still a chance with her.
00:11:58Wait.
00:12:00Morgans?
00:12:01Like, the three-star Michelin restaurant?
00:12:03Why is she getting so worked up about a Michelin star?
00:12:07Is it a star of this heiress at the phones?
00:12:12Bye.
00:12:23So, Kate, uh, you studied in Milan?
00:12:27Yeah, uh, totally.
00:12:29I was there for, like, five years?
00:12:34Sorry to interrupt, ma'am.
00:12:36Are you ready to order?
00:12:37Yes, yes.
00:12:39Yes, I would like the lasagna.
00:12:43Lasagna alla Bolognese.
00:12:46She can't even pronounce a common Italian dish.
00:12:49Who is she?
00:12:51I love the pepper dalle al parmigiano.
00:12:58I used to watch the soccer matches at Inter Milan San Siro Stadium.
00:13:02Did you ever catch a game there?
00:13:04Yeah, of course. It's like, always packed.
00:13:10Actually, San Siro is AC Milan's stadium, not Inter Milan.
00:13:15Fucking bitch!
00:13:17And you are?
00:13:19Catherine, nice to meet you.
00:13:34Everyone?
00:13:39Red wine on me.
00:13:42Come on, like, what's Italian without wine, right?
00:13:49Ryan is picking up the bills anyway.
00:13:51No way I can afford it.
00:13:52Look, sorry guys, something came up.
00:13:54Enjoy your food.
00:13:56How is everyone doing?
00:14:02I will just leave the check right here whenever you're ready.
00:14:09Shit.
00:14:10Sorry ma'am, your card was declined.
00:14:26Um, try this one.
00:14:31Still declined ma'am.
00:14:37Still declined ma'am.
00:14:38Fucking stupid bank.
00:14:41I'm just going to call my dad.
00:14:42And he will sort this out.
00:14:44I have it.
00:14:45I have it.
00:14:46I have it.
00:14:47I have another card.
00:14:48Try this one.
00:14:49Hi.
00:14:50I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:14:51I have it.
00:14:52I have it.
00:14:53I have another card.
00:14:54Try this one.
00:14:55Hi.
00:14:56I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:14:57Hi.
00:14:58I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:02Still declined ma'am.
00:15:03What?
00:15:04No, it has to be your machine.
00:15:05Maybe we should just split the bill.
00:15:06But the wine alone was like two grand a bottle.
00:15:07That's more than my monthly rents.
00:15:08I'm just going to run into the washroom.
00:15:09I'm just going to run into the washroom.
00:15:11What am I going to do?
00:15:13I'll settle a bill on my phone.
00:15:14I'll have it.
00:15:15I'll have it.
00:15:16I'll have it.
00:15:17I'll have it.
00:15:18I'll have it.
00:15:19I'll have it.
00:15:20I'll have it.
00:15:21Hi.
00:15:22I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:24Still declined ma'am.
00:15:25What?
00:15:26No, it has to be your machine.
00:15:28Maybe we should just split the bill.
00:15:30The wine alone was like two grand a bottle.
00:15:32That's more than my monthly rents.
00:15:34I'm just going to run into the washroom.
00:15:35What am I going to do?
00:15:39Settle a bill on that table for me, will ya?
00:15:44Thanks.
00:15:48Ma'am, your bill's settled.
00:15:51What?
00:15:52I guess Ryan must have called and paid the bill.
00:15:55Let's go, John.
00:16:05Is Kathleen actually Mr. McGuire's fiancé?
00:16:08It seems really weird that none of her cards worked last night.
00:16:11What do you think, Mary?
00:16:12I don't know.
00:16:13Maybe there was some kind of mistake or something?
00:16:16Sorry, everyone.
00:16:18I left way too early yesterday.
00:16:21Kathleen, let me pay you back for the bill.
00:16:23Didn't Katherine say that Ryan had already paid for it?
00:16:27I had a little issue with one of my cards, but one of them went through.
00:16:31Thanks, though.
00:16:32No worries.
00:16:33I should have taken care of that.
00:16:36And sent.
00:16:39Yes!
00:16:40Free money!
00:16:41Ugh, McGuire's fucking blind.
00:16:44I swear.
00:16:45Shit.
00:16:48So, she's the real heiress to the Foden family.
00:16:52Katherine Foden, David's fiancé.
00:16:54Better not reveal this yet.
00:16:55If I play my cards right, she might end things with David herself.
00:17:00All right, everyone.
00:17:01The presentation on the next project is coming up soon.
00:17:03Now, I expect everything to go smooth and flawless.
00:17:04You got it?
00:17:05Can't let that bitch beat me.
00:17:06I need her slides.
00:17:07Can't let that bitch beat me.
00:17:08I need her slides.
00:17:09Hey, Kathy.
00:17:10Hey, Kathy.
00:17:11How are you doing?
00:17:12I can't let that bitch beat me.
00:17:13I need her slides.
00:17:14Hey, Katherine.
00:17:15It's afternoon tea Wednesday.
00:17:16Isn't it your turn to go get everyone some sweets?
00:17:17Hey, Katherine.
00:17:18It's afternoon tea Wednesday.
00:17:19Isn't it your turn to go get everyone some sweets?
00:17:20Yes, I've been cravingoys.
00:17:22I know especially the pink little dziness people.
00:17:24If there's nothing and it's nice, just not my miaawors on like a rabbit hole.
00:17:26What just happened?
00:17:27It would look like so of other things that honored and witches and restricted but yeah,
00:17:31I can't let that bitch have a bunch of stones as I want to set myself up on here.
00:17:40I'm going to give you an absolutely bottom up here, please.
00:17:43Isn't it my favorite of those things?
00:17:46Can't I see.
00:17:47There it is.
00:17:48I know, especially the pistachio ones.
00:17:50And bubble tea for the chowdhours?
00:17:52Katherine, can you get some?
00:17:53Lose some weight, guys.
00:17:54You just ate chocolate and you had a milkshake an hour ago.
00:17:58Whoa, how can someone be stingy and fat-shaming at the same time?
00:18:08Katherine, it's MG's house rules for the interns to go get the co-workers teas.
00:18:14Don't know, don't care.
00:18:16I would get MG to make money, not spend it on your cheap days.
00:18:20Oh my god, you can't even afford bubble tea?
00:18:24Maybe I should tell Mr. McGuire so he doesn't just hire any cheap losers.
00:18:28Stay calm, Kate.
00:18:30It's not worth it, just do it.
00:18:32Dad is going to pair you with some rich asshole if you get fired.
00:18:38Fine, I'll go get it for you.
00:18:46It's her again.
00:18:48Second time's the charm, David.
00:18:50Don't screw this up.
00:18:52Nice sketches you got there.
00:18:54Oh, Jesus.
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00:19:07It's her again.
00:19:08Second time's the charm, David.
00:19:09Don't screw this up.
00:19:10this up.
00:19:16Nice sketches you got there.
00:19:18Oh, Jesus.
00:19:34Thanks. Just signing for presentation tomorrow.
00:19:37Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
00:19:39I just couldn't help but notice your work is inspired by Milton Glaser.
00:19:43Wait, you know about him?
00:19:45Yeah, of course.
00:19:46Eye-catching, psychedelic-inspired work, right?
00:19:49That's what you're going for?
00:19:51Yeah.
00:20:00Gosh.
00:20:01He looks...
00:20:10Focus, Kate. You can't screw around with someone else's fiancée.
00:20:15Here.
00:20:19Wow.
00:20:20That's exactly what I was aiming for.
00:20:23Thanks.
00:20:24You're welcome.
00:20:25What's taking you so long, Catherine? The presentation is today.
00:20:34Wait, what?
00:20:35Catherine, the next time you decide to take a long walk during work hours, don't bother coming back.
00:20:49Sorry, the line was long and I thought the presentation...
00:20:51Save it.
00:20:52You'd better have something great for this presentation or the boss will shit-can you himself.
00:20:56He's watching.
00:20:58Alright, it's time.
00:21:01Kathleen, why don't you come up here and show us what you've got?
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:06Okay.
00:21:09For our sustainability project, we will have...
00:21:15Wait a minute.
00:21:16That's my design.
00:21:24And that is my presentation.
00:21:26Thank you guys so much.
00:21:28You stole my idea.
00:21:29That's a bold accusation.
00:21:30What proof do you have of that?
00:21:31Right here.
00:21:32Picture for picture and word for word.
00:21:36Who even are you to accuse me?
00:21:38What, like, corn or gas college should you go to?
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Why should we believe anything you say?
00:21:44Who do you have to sleep with to get this internship anyway?
00:21:48You people are vile.
00:21:49You're just jealous because I'm better than you.
00:21:51Yeah.
00:21:52I'm getting you fired for plagiarism.
00:21:56I know who's telling the truth.
00:22:02Ryan, please take care of that.
00:22:16It was Catherine's idea, not the arranged fiance.
00:22:18I think you can just order me around, David.
00:22:23Think again.
00:22:24I heard from David, our boss, that Kate ran the ideas by him a couple days ago.
00:22:30See guys, I told you, she's lying.
00:22:32Not you.
00:22:33I meant Kathleen.
00:22:34I'm not sure where you get your ideas from, Catherine, but David sure didn't mention you.
00:22:40Clean the toilets for a week, Catherine.
00:22:41What?
00:22:42That's your punishment for lying to everyone.
00:22:43Fucking believable.
00:22:44And as for you, Kathleen, you will meet a prominent Italian designer, Niccolo Constellini, and show him your designs.
00:23:00MG is counting on you for this new deal.
00:23:02I would just die to meet Niccolo Constellini.
00:23:05You're so lucky.
00:23:06You know what?
00:23:07I'm pretty sure you can tag along.
00:23:09No big deal.
00:23:10You probably don't even know who Niccolo is.
00:23:12As if you're going.
00:23:14Mind your own business, you thief.
00:23:16Yeah, go clean your toilets, loser.
00:23:18Show him, she's a fraud.
00:23:28Hey, Dad.
00:23:29Shoot.
00:23:30I'm good.
00:23:31Okay.
00:23:32Oh my God, though, Dad.
00:23:33I'm about to meet this, like, super famous Italian designer.
00:23:35Oh my God, I feel like I'm going to be rich and famous soon and own that limo that you drive your boss around in.
00:23:51Yeah, and also, oh my God, I think thy boss, David, I think he's, like, kind of into me.
00:23:57Her dad is a limo driver.
00:23:59Guess you are not the rich girl everyone thinks you are.
00:24:02I had this, like, English designer when I was little, you know, to, like, design all my clothes.
00:24:14Seriously?
00:24:15I bet she had her nails done at the dollar store.
00:24:18Yeah, I had, like, Barbie dresses, Gucci belts.
00:24:23Here, do you want to see a picture?
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26Why don't you take everyone to go meet Niccolo in your limo, Kate?
00:24:29I mean, I'm sure they'd love to see that grand entrance again.
00:24:32Oh yeah, can we?
00:24:33Can we please, Kate?
00:24:35Please, I've never even taken a photo in a limo.
00:24:38Sure.
00:24:40I mean, yeah.
00:24:43Let me just go call my driver real quick and I will see where he's at.
00:24:47Dad, I need you to pick me up with a limo.
00:25:07What?
00:25:08I'm at work, honey.
00:25:09My boss needs the car in an hour.
00:25:11I don't care, Dad.
00:25:12I can't let my co-workers know that I don't own the car.
00:25:15I need you to pick me up right now or I swear to God I'm going to jump off this building.
00:25:28Okay, everyone.
00:25:29The car will be here shortly.
00:25:31Let's start packing up.
00:25:33You're the best, Kate.
00:25:35Katherine, be the warehouse peasant today.
00:25:38Take those to Niccolos.
00:25:40What?
00:25:41No!
00:25:42She's not coming with us!
00:25:43Ew!
00:25:44I'm so sorry, Kate, but we're short staffed today.
00:25:46She'll be a good little doggy.
00:25:47I'll make sure of it.
00:25:48I'll make sure of it.
00:26:09Is that Paul?
00:26:10Dad's driver.
00:26:11Don't recognize me, Paul.
00:26:12Please.
00:26:13Kate!
00:26:14You want to go and find your old man?
00:26:17My dad's not going to be here today, Paul.
00:26:18You got it wrong.
00:26:19Let's get going, girls.
00:26:20Let's go and find your old man.
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00:26:42You got it wrong.
00:26:43Let's get going, girls.
00:26:52I wish I could slap your daughter for you, Paul.
00:26:57pool. No way. Is she picking up my trash? I threw that out weeks ago. Wow, Kate. You're
00:27:22such a cute kid. Yeah, I know. Everyone says so. Wait, but the girl in this picture has brown
00:27:28hair. Does she kind of look sick? I, uh, she must have dyed it. Oh, yeah. I dyed a blonde
00:27:42a few years back. It suits me better, honestly. My new business.
00:27:52Let's see how you handle this one.
00:28:07Sorry, guys. My boss needs the car. You'll need to get an Uber or something.
00:28:14Must be my dad. He's, like, super busy. We'll get another car. Chop, chop.
00:28:22What the heck are you doing, dad? What am I going to tell my co-workers?
00:28:36Why are you keeping this up, Kate? We're not even rich.
00:28:39I need a sports car, okay? I don't care how you get it. Just do it.
00:28:45That's ridiculous. I can't afford that. It's tough enough trying to make money.
00:28:50Sell your blood or something, dad. Or take a bunch of stuff from your boss's house and sell
00:28:55it. I'm sure he has a bunch of useless, pricey stuff laying around.
00:28:59Huh.
00:28:59Okay guys, my Uber Lux is almost done.
00:29:29Maybe you should call Mr. McGuire, Kate.
00:29:31I'm sure he'll send us a car.
00:29:36The heat is killing us!
00:29:49Is Mr. McGuire coming or not?
00:29:52Come on, Kate.
00:29:53We're going to be late for Mr. Constellini's appointment.
00:29:56Shut up!
00:29:58Damn it, I don't have David's number in my phone.
00:30:09Okay.
00:30:10Okay.
00:30:11Ryan is going to come pick us up.
00:30:13David is way too busy right now.
00:30:26Hello?
00:30:27Alright, alright, I'll be right there.
00:30:39What's up?
00:30:40Your fiance's in trouble, sir.
00:30:41They were on their way to the appointment with Nicolo Constellini and got stuck on the road.
00:30:54I'm going to go help him out.
00:30:56Alright then.
00:30:57I'll come with you.
00:31:01I'll come with you.
00:31:02I'll drive the rest of you.
00:31:18Kathleen and Catherine can arrive with us.
00:31:21I don't think that you've met your fiancee yet, Kathleen.
00:31:37David.
00:31:38David.
00:31:39Oh, we've met-
00:31:40I'm not really interested in our arranged marriage, Kathleen.
00:31:43I think we should talk to your father Mr. Foden about it.
00:31:47Wait.
00:31:48David is the fiancee dad set up for me?
00:31:50Shit.
00:31:51Are you kidding me?
00:31:52I mean, in this day and age, I just don't really see the point.
00:31:56Do you?
00:31:57So she was pretending to be me.
00:32:01And she's not the boss's fiancee.
00:32:03Wow.
00:32:04Kathleen, you are the dumbest bitch I've ever seen.
00:32:08I need to talk to you.
00:32:26Catherine.
00:32:27Hi.
00:32:28Can I borrow you for a second?
00:32:38Look, I know you're gonna ask.
00:32:46Why did he lie about the presentation ideas?
00:32:49He knew they were mine.
00:32:51He just lied to protect his Kathleen.
00:32:53That's all.
00:32:54That's not fair.
00:32:55It was my work.
00:32:56And I wouldn't be carrying all these clothes if it wasn't-
00:32:59He's a calculating man.
00:33:00Catherine, you should be careful around him.
00:33:08One of them is a deceitful bastard.
00:33:15I can't trust either of them.
00:33:19Thanks for the reminder, Ryan.
00:33:21I appreciate it.
00:33:38It's so good to meet the mastermind himself.
00:34:01Mr. Constellini, you are truly an inspiration.
00:34:06It's great to have an MG here.
00:34:09Mary.
00:34:12How are you?
00:34:13Oh, we're wonderful.
00:34:14Thank you very much.
00:34:15We actually had some designs we wanted to show you.
00:34:18Kathleen, would you want to show Niccolo those slides you had?
00:34:30Oh, you drew inspiration from Milton Glaser.
00:34:32Are you familiar with his famous New York designs?
00:34:36Oh, yeah.
00:34:37Totally.
00:34:38The whole Big Apple.
00:34:40You know, like, the Apple theme.
00:34:51I thought I told Ryan to sort this out.
00:34:53Why is she still presenting?
00:34:55Kathleen.
00:34:58I'm sorry.
00:34:59Come on.
00:35:00Natalie.
00:35:01Please.
00:35:02Jonas over here for a moment.
00:35:03Time to save this idiot again.
00:35:05David's such a jerk.
00:35:17Kathleen.
00:35:18Please.
00:35:19Why did you steal Catherine's idea?
00:35:29I...
00:35:29I just, I just, like, paid her to help me.
00:35:35She needed the money.
00:35:36Okay, okay, I get it.
00:35:37But enough.
00:35:40Hey.
00:35:41Do you want to grab dinner after this?
00:35:44Just you and me?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46We are not doing this.
00:35:47This bitch has to go.
00:35:50You are in for a surprise, big guy.
00:36:18Have fun.
00:36:23Now to get Kathleen in there with him.
00:36:25Then Catherine's online.
00:36:27Oh, Foden heiress, here I come.
00:36:33Have fun.
00:36:36Now to get Kathleen in there with him.
00:36:38Then Catherine's online.
00:36:40Oh, Foden heiress, here I come.
00:36:43Hey Catherine, David's looking for you down that hall.
00:36:53Hmm, him again?
00:36:56Alright, lead the way.
00:36:57Hello?
00:36:58What are you doing?
00:37:08Let me out, you bitch!
00:37:10Fucking setting me up again.
00:37:12David?
00:37:13David?
00:37:14David?
00:37:15Are you, are you okay?
00:37:17What's going on?
00:37:18Catherine.
00:37:19You know, I didn't know these old ideas, Kathleen, for money.
00:37:24I even had my son up here at the meeting.
00:37:25You were trying to help me?
00:37:26Yes, I hope I didn't ruin your deal with Kathleen.
00:37:27Where are you from?
00:37:28I don't know about you, but I feel really, really hot.
00:37:31Are you drugged?
00:37:32What's going on?
00:37:33David, you have to have a friend.
00:37:34I even had my son up here at the meeting.
00:37:36You were trying to help me?
00:37:37Yes, I hope I didn't ruin your deal with Kathleen.
00:37:40Right in the way from.
00:37:41I don't know about you.
00:37:47I feel really, really hot.
00:37:52Are you drugged?
00:37:53What's going on?
00:37:54David, you have a fiancée.
00:38:04I don't care.
00:38:05I feel nothing for her anyways.
00:38:07I never wanted her to make it.
00:38:09I need you, Katherine.
00:38:11David, you're delirious.
00:38:13Who knows if you're telling the truth.
00:38:15Look at me.
00:38:16I mean, you.
00:38:18You should be my fiancée.
00:38:20Maybe I'll play along.
00:38:22Make him regret it later.
00:38:46What did you make me?
00:38:48A lot.
00:38:49A lot.
00:38:51You were amazing, Katherine.
00:39:04Let me spoil you.
00:39:06What would you like?
00:39:07Osmaroyce?
00:39:08Vinciaga?
00:39:09Stop.
00:39:10I don't need any of those things.
00:39:12This is just a one-time thing.
00:39:14Cooler feelings.
00:39:17Love it.
00:39:21Guess what?
00:39:22I totally locked Katherine in the janitor's closet.
00:39:25You did what?
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:27Whatever.
00:39:28Have you seen David?
00:39:29I need to talk to him ASAP.
00:39:31For fuck's sake.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:34I know you're not the real heiress, alright?
00:39:36But if you play along, I will make sure that you end up as David's wife.
00:39:40Deal?
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42I feel the end of the hospital.
00:39:43I don't know if I can load.
00:39:44I'm in my hospital.
00:39:45Give me the room.
00:39:46I'm in my hospital.
00:39:47I'm in my hospital.
00:39:48I'm in my hospital.
00:39:49I can go out of my hospital.
00:39:50I can go out of my hospital.
00:39:51I can live.
00:39:52I need to go out of my hospital.
00:39:53I need to sleep.
00:39:54I'll have you there.
00:39:55Where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere. David asked to see me. Are you trying to seduce the CEO, Catherine? How very shameless of you.
00:40:19Guys, look at this. I think Catherine might be like an escort or something. Oh my gosh, Catherine. Are you serious? No. Ew, gross. The peasant is hooking up with the CEO for money. No, I- No one can save you now, you whore. I can't believe you would do this to my fiance. David is not your fiance.
00:40:49You don't even have any money, Kathleen. Stop pretending. And you do? She's like trying to steal my fiance and my identity. Someone get her out of here.
00:41:06You are a poison at this company. I'll call up his father and see to it myself. Did someone say they're getting my father involved? Mary, let her go. I'll let you go for good.
00:41:15Oh, Mr. McGuire, I wasn't. You know what? What I do is none of your concern. My engagement with Catherine is nothing but a business transaction. I do not love her. I never have. I never will.
00:41:26My personal life is nobody's business. You guys can stay out of it.
00:41:39Of course, Mr. McGuire. We- You're getting demoted, Mary. I don't even know how you got your position in the first place.
00:41:46And you call your father right now and figure it out. Do not make me do it for you.
00:41:52Let's go.
00:41:52What are you staring at? Let's get back to work.
00:42:05Ryan, your plan is shit. David is totally trying to get rid of me now.
00:42:13Thank you for earlier.
00:42:15That's the least I could do. After I had fucked you over last time.
00:42:19Aren't you the hero?
00:42:20Wait, what did you mean when you said Catherine doesn't have any money?
00:42:25Is your family business going through some trouble?
00:42:27Uh, oh.
00:42:34Look, I'm just friends with her father, Will.
00:42:36I kind of object the whole contract marriage thing, but I'd still help him if you need it, of course.
00:42:41Maybe he does have a good heart.
00:42:49Just give some friendly advice. Don't trust people too easily.
00:43:08Oh, yeah.
00:43:11I think I should back off.
00:43:12You're going to pay for that, scum?
00:43:32I am.
00:43:32I don't have the...
00:43:34Any money?
00:43:35Yeah, no shit.
00:43:41Oops.
00:43:43Clean that up.
00:43:48Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?
00:43:52Let me ask my fiance.
00:43:54Stop bullying people, Catherine.
00:43:59Stop bullying people, Catherine.
00:44:00Are you okay?
00:44:02Are you okay?
00:44:02Oh, my God.
00:44:03If it isn't the thieving escort from the peasantry, you're so lucky my fiance saved you.
00:44:10Your fiance?
00:44:11The CEO who said he doesn't love you?
00:44:14That one?
00:44:15Whatever.
00:44:18Are you okay?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:20Yes.
00:44:21Oh, okay.
00:44:23You're good?
00:44:26You're sure?
00:44:27No.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:29Oh.
00:44:29Oh.
00:44:29Sorry.
00:44:32I'm late for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:54Leave your desk, you little bitch.
00:44:56Just leave.
00:44:57Leave.
00:44:57Leave.
00:44:59I'm going to delete all your stupid little designs.
00:45:19Oh.
00:45:19Oh.
00:45:19Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?
00:45:29Let me ask my fiance.
00:45:31Sorry.
00:45:32I'm late for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?
00:45:41Now that looks more like a foden heiress.
00:45:43Okay.
00:45:43Good.
00:45:43I'm going to let you go of me.
00:45:46What?
00:45:47Oh.
00:45:47Oh my gosh.
00:45:48I'm going to let you go of me, janitor.
00:45:50Oh my gosh.
00:45:51I'm going to let go of me.
00:45:52Oh my gosh.
00:45:56Oh my gosh.
00:45:57Do they cages call Mrs. John Maguire a janitor?
00:46:04what's gotten in gotten into her does she still want to be mrs. McGuire who the hell is he mr.
00:46:13John McGuire what brings you in today just want to see how my son's running things and if there
00:46:19are any pests that need removing shit is that David's father dad what are you doing here is
00:46:32this your fiance David I mean you're the one who arranged it I'm calling off the
00:46:37Foden McGuire engagement right now you're a disgrace to the Foden name Kate I'm calling
00:46:44your father to end this crap what am I gonna do my dad can't show up here he'll expose
00:46:59everything mr. McGuire why not give Kate another chance everyone makes mistakes
00:47:10it's you from earlier does she really not care about me why is she defending her dad come on let her prove
00:47:21herself tech I'll even take her on a date date what is he trying to pull
00:47:29okay everyone back to work
00:47:40want to go on a date with me Catherine
00:48:04I've always wanted to own my own company you know but David's dad insists that I learn the ropes
00:48:16I mean I was the captain of my football team all through college you know like that isn't enough
00:48:23to run a company and David man son of a bitch only stabbed you in the back
00:48:29really how so well you know you're not serious about the engagement right David just likes to
00:48:36you know I play the field another one to settle down okay okay I know you're the real Kate though
00:48:47Catherine I know who you are but I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition
00:48:54then what's that marry me sweetie I'll give you everything you want and I'll help you break off this
00:49:08engagement or I could just tell David everything you did how you told everyone that the fake Kate had the
00:49:17real design have you drugged David yeah I know about that you can't fool me with your little bullshit act
00:49:24I'm out of here wait
00:49:28what are you doing with Catherine oh you didn't know we've been together for a while now what
00:49:46we've been together for a while now what better not keep your girl waiting
00:49:55let's go
00:49:58yes dad David how's it going with the Foden girl oh yeah everything is uh just fine
00:50:07good no need for me to call William then let's announce your engagement at the next press conference
00:50:13yeah yeah sure let's let's do it and that will be all on our latest financial quarter does anybody
00:50:21have any questions yes yes I am I'm engaged to the heiress of the Foden family allow me to introduce
00:50:33miss Kate Foden mr. McGuire sorry to interrupt miss Foden your father's been in a car accident
00:50:42come on come on where are all the drivers
00:50:54miss Foden my father's been in a car accident
00:51:01come on get in
00:51:03are you okay Catherine yeah yeah I'm fine why
00:51:19because you seem more worried than William's daughter oh my gosh David I'm like so devastated
00:51:29I just don't like show it you know just please get me to my dad
00:51:36could you hurry up please
00:51:42I'm looking for William Foden he's in the ICU Dr. Freeman listen guys William is in critical
00:52:06condition we are running low on blood in this hospital is anyone here blood type a she's the
00:52:11daughter take hers um I'm not sure if I can it can't be a relative unless they're typo shit
00:52:20both Ryan and I are type B I'm typo use mine I'm typo use mine we need the plug now Dr. Freeman the
00:52:31patient's losing too much of it take her to the lab
00:52:33thank you Catherine for saving William I mean he's my father
00:52:41what I'm the real Kate Foden the heiress you're supposed to be my fiance I mean he's my father
00:52:55what I'm the real Kate Foden the heiress you're supposed to be my fiance David there he said it
00:53:04good news guys Mr. Foden is reacting well he's stable
00:53:16Catherine I don't want to hear it
00:53:30dad
00:53:34I'm okay
00:53:37Kate it's so good to see you
00:53:41I was so worried thank you for taking care of you David
00:53:50what's wrong you guys not getting along
00:53:54no David here almost married the wrong fiance
00:54:00how's that even possible it was a huge misunderstanding
00:54:04but mostly my fault but don't worry Mr. Foden I'll take good care of her
00:54:13just when I thought you were against the whole arrangement marriage thing
00:54:17not anymore
00:54:20I think I've fallen in love with her
00:54:24Kate let me take you on a proper date we don't have direction of marriage but are you able to give me another chance
00:54:48why would I do that after everything that's happened because I'm a man of my word
00:54:54I promise to do right by you this time
00:54:57I mean who knows he might fall for me too
00:55:01okay that overconfidence is not going to get you anywhere
00:55:05I'm taking that as a yes
00:55:11name a food that you don't like
00:55:16pineapple on pizza
00:55:19why
00:55:20I'm getting that for dinner
00:55:22you are a brutal woman
00:55:26it's just the beginning day
00:55:30I'm sorry
00:55:53do you have any brains left Catherine
00:55:59you're going to pay for that this time
00:56:00Mary will you ever learn or are you just some dumb bitch
00:56:05what did you say to me oh I'm so getting you fired for this
00:56:10try it
00:56:11what do you have in your pocket anyway some rich guy
00:56:14like you'll ever know
00:56:15oh
00:56:16you're fired Mary
00:56:18get the fuck out of my office
00:56:21Mr. McGuire I um
00:56:25Kate
00:56:32can you talk to your fiancee for me here
00:56:34what's that got to do with me
00:56:37I mean you've been bullying Catherine since the day she got here
00:56:41are you serious I've done all of this for you how would you say that
00:56:46ok ok enough
00:56:47Kathleen Davis you are also fired for impersonating Kate Foden and fooling me to thinking you're my fiancee
00:56:52what
00:56:54she's not the Foden heiress
00:56:56Kathleen's been lying this entire time
00:56:59wait wait wait you mean you're not Mr. McGuire's fiancee
00:57:03I have done all of this for you you lying bitch
00:57:08ok steer it in
00:57:10what the fuck
00:57:12get the body
00:57:14look who's the peasant now
00:57:20ok everybody show's over get back to work
00:57:32get back to work
00:57:45anything I can help you with Mr. McGuire?
00:57:47pineapple and pizza
00:57:49how about I take you out to a place right now
00:57:51oh I thought you backed out
00:57:53I never said that
00:57:54I just need a minute to address your palate
00:57:56damn is Catherine the actual Kate Foden?
00:58:00they do seem close together huh
00:58:06Mr. McGuire our database just went down our servers have been hacked
00:58:11Mr. McGuire someone has leaked their designs and put them all over social media
00:58:15our stock market price tanked what do we do?
00:58:20ok ok everybody calm down we'll handle this
00:58:22I'm gonna call the PR manager right away
00:58:24man
00:58:27sweetie
00:58:28why do I recognize that?
00:58:32Dave
00:58:33Dave you need to see this
00:58:35what is it?
00:58:36I managed to find the account that's been leaking our data
00:58:38I'll get IT to trace it
00:58:41no need
00:58:42I recognize the handle
00:58:43it's Ryan
00:58:44what?
00:58:45he's been calling me sweetie and using the initials KF in all his posts
00:58:49that bastard
00:58:51if we backtrace the IP
00:58:52you're actually a genius
00:59:00I don't even know what to say
00:59:01don't say anything
00:59:03I know exactly where he is
00:59:06I'll get the calls involved
00:59:08hold on
00:59:09I have a better plan
00:59:11oh my god
00:59:37Ryan where are you?
00:59:38you have no idea what David's doing to me
00:59:40right now
00:59:41whoa
00:59:42Catherine
00:59:43what's going on sweetie?
00:59:46I want out
00:59:47I'm the real heiress okay?
00:59:49let's screw David over and start fresh
00:59:51I want to help you build your empire
00:59:53of course
00:59:55ok but first
00:59:57we need to hit him where it hurts
00:59:59there's a black box in his office
01:00:01that carries all his dirty little secrets
01:00:03but to get to it you need to bypass the lasers
01:00:07and you have to do it
01:00:09and you have to do it naked
01:00:11do you think you can handle that?
01:00:13of course
01:00:15I'll do fucking anything Catherine
01:00:18I hate David
01:00:21that's why I acted to MG and turned his stock to shit
01:00:26good
01:00:27make it happen
01:00:28make it happen
01:00:29and then it's beaches and martinis for us
01:00:40wow
01:00:41I'm a little hurt by your insults
01:00:43learn how to take a hit
01:00:45big guy
01:00:46big guy
01:01:07just my thought of how he wants to work for me
01:01:09I expect him to be my own family too
01:01:12give it up Ryan
01:01:14it's over
01:01:15we got it all on tape
01:01:17I have no idea where you're talking
01:01:19we got you by the balls this time
01:01:20I hate David
01:01:22that's why I acted to MG and turned his stock to shit
01:01:25I'll do anything
01:01:27I'll do anything
01:01:28just don't don't don't
01:01:30sweetie
01:01:31sweetie
01:01:32you're going to jail
01:01:38it's over Ryan
01:01:39it's over Ryan
01:01:40bye Ryan
01:01:50you know how battalion blooded me right?
01:01:52really I thought you were just an uncultured swine
01:01:54this is basically a big fuck you to my ancestors
01:01:57hey
01:01:58I didn't force you to
01:02:09nope
01:02:11this is actually
01:02:12kinda good
01:02:13see
01:02:14you just gotta try it
01:02:16Catherine Foden
01:02:18I haven't asked you this before
01:02:20but I should have done it a long time ago
01:02:22now they know it's really you
01:02:28will you marry me?
01:02:30yes
01:02:31yes
01:02:32yes
01:02:51our friendly name were Cupid
01:02:53I bet it's something at the open edge
01:02:55let's go
01:02:56let's go