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00:00Five, four, three, two, one.
00:05Happy New Year!
00:07Happy New Year, you magnificent bastards.
00:09Go enjoy your night. You certainly earned it.
00:30Cheryl, you've admired him for so long.
00:35Just go talk to him.
00:37I'm just a lowly intern, okay?
00:40He would never go for me.
00:42This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, okay?
00:45Don't you want our apartment gossip to be about more than just watching him from afar?
00:54You're right.
00:56Thank you, Busty. I'm gonna go for it.
00:58Go on, girl.
01:00You get yourself a fancy office job, and all I get is this lousy wager-send gig.
01:13Bestie my butt.
01:16What a phony.
01:19Thank you so much, Mr. Anderson, for the amazing internship.
01:26Champagne?
01:27Oh, that would be great. Yeah.
01:28Hi, how have you been doing? It's so good to see you.
01:34You too.
01:36How's the family?
01:37Good.
01:37Good.
01:38I don't have cherries.
01:40You want a cherry?
01:42I do not.
01:43I don't agree.
01:43I don't agree.
01:49They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:50They're so good.
01:51They're so good.
01:52They're so good.
02:00It is delicious.
02:01Like you.
02:03That's great.
02:04Your hair looks really nice.
02:06It looks good.
02:08I just cut my hair too.
02:10Yeah.
02:24Have you seen my room?
02:28Hello handsome.
02:30I don't want the girls to know I'm here.
02:34What?
02:36I have to go for it.
02:38We have to go for it.
02:40I'm not going to.
02:42I don't want to be a Marine.
02:44I'm not going to have trouble.
02:46I have to go for it.
02:48I'll never go for it.
02:50I'm not going for it.
02:52I'm not going to be a stormy league.
02:54I'm not going to be a stormy league.
02:56I'm going to go for it.
02:58It doesn't matter.
03:00Oh no.
03:29I slept with my boss.
03:31I'm so fired.
03:36Shit.
03:38Gotta run before he wakes up.
03:50Shit, shit, shit.
03:56Don't blame me, Cheryl.
04:01You gave this one up yourself.
04:03Oh shit.
04:18Oh shit.
04:31Oh my god.
04:35Who are you?
04:37Did we just?
04:41Look, sir, I know I'm just a waitress, but that doesn't mean you can take advantage of me.
04:49Oh my god.
04:51Don't cry.
04:54Here, take this.
05:08I don't want your money.
05:11Sir, I finally found you.
05:16Sir, there are reporters waiting for you outside.
05:23With the IPO approaching, we can't let the media find out about...
05:29This.
05:33What can we do to help us forget about last night?
05:37Here.
05:40Just let me know what you need.
05:42Wait!
05:43I don't have anywhere else to go.
05:46Is it okay if I stay here?
05:48Stan, make sure she has everything she needs.
05:51You got it, boss.
05:58That was easy.
06:13Attention everyone!
06:14He's coming!
06:19Sir, the HR department has selected a new secretary candidate for you.
06:23An Ivy League graduate.
06:25Great experience.
06:26Top notch.
06:27And she's already waiting for you in your office, sir.
06:32Is something wrong, sir?
06:34Nothing.
06:36No, no, no.
06:46Wait, wait, wait.
06:53I'm sorry.
06:55My apologies, Mr. Henderson.
06:57I will find someone better.
07:04Five minutes, ten seconds. New record.
07:07That's the eighth one this month.
07:10Scary.
07:12Mr. Anderson hates women that throw themselves at him.
07:16Can't blame him though.
07:18It must be tough living with that gorgeous face every day.
07:28Her scent. So familiar.
07:33Who are you?
07:37Who are you?
07:41I'm sorry, sir.
07:51She's the new intern.
07:53Apologizing.
07:57Mr. Anderson.
07:59I'm so sorry, Mr. Anderson, I...
08:00Hold on.
08:03She's my new secretary.
08:04What?
08:06What?
08:07Like, she has, like, no experience.
08:09I've made up my mind.
08:10Okay.
08:12You start tomorrow.
08:14Carol, take care of the paperwork.
08:16Sure.
08:19Seriously underqualified.
08:21Okay, so you're voluntarily declining a $200,000 salary.
08:25Right, I...
08:28I'm sorry, did you just say $200,000?
08:31Uh-huh.
08:33You know, actually, I feel like I'm super qualified.
08:37Uh, where do I sign?
08:38Jess!
08:39You will never believe what happened to me today.
08:40I got a promotion from Liam Anderson.
08:41I got a huge bonus.
08:43Wow.
08:44What's this?
08:46Uh, Cheryl.
08:47I have something to tell you.
08:48Tell me.
08:49Uh, you know, frankly, I'm just really worried about you.
08:51Liam Anderson...
08:52You know, he's a huge fuckboy.
08:53And he's seen with a different girl almost every night.
08:54So...
08:55And there's also a rumor that he has STDs.
08:56Really?
08:57I feel like somebody would have...
08:58You know?
08:59You know?
09:00You know?
09:01You know?
09:02You know?
09:03What's this?
09:04Uh, Cheryl?
09:05I have something to tell you.
09:06Tell me.
09:07Uh...
09:08You know, frankly, I'm just really worried about you.
09:10Liam...
09:11Anderson...
09:12You know...
09:14He's a huge fuckboy.
09:15And...
09:16He's seen with a different girl almost every night.
09:19So...
09:21And there's also a rumor that he has STDs.
09:22Really?
09:23I feel like somebody would have told me that by now.
09:26Well, someone actually just posted a review on Glassdoor...
09:29Saying that he harasses...
09:31Female employees.
09:32And then...
09:33Poof!
09:34The very next day...
09:35The review's gone.
09:36You know?
09:37You get about as much justice as you can afford.
09:38And Liam Anderson can afford plenty.
09:41I just...
09:42I want you to keep your eyes open around him, okay?
09:44Thanks, Jay.
09:45I'll keep an eye open.
09:52Mr. Anderson.
09:55It's just...
09:56Uh...
09:57I finished packing.
10:04Finally.
10:05I don't need to be your shadow anymore, Cheryl.
10:22Right this way, ma'am.
10:32You're late.
10:34What?
10:35It's 8.50.
10:36Work starts at 9.
10:37If you're on time, then you're late.
10:40As Mr. Anderson's assistant, you're expected to arrive at least an hour earlier than everyone else.
10:46I was told...
10:47Mr. Anderson hates it when people are late.
10:52Keep this up, and you'll be out of a job.
10:59Hey, do you mind helping the...
11:01Asshole.
11:09Good morning, Mr. Anderson.
11:11I'm sorry for being late today, Mr. Anderson.
11:21Won't happen again.
11:24I think everyone is entitled to a mistake.
11:27A mistake.
11:28Singular.
11:30Next time it happens, just turn your resignation in to the manager.
11:32Save us both the trouble.
11:38Did you hear that?
11:39What?
11:41Ah!
11:42What are you doing?
11:43I saw a mouse!
11:44Have you heard?
11:45Mr. Anderson has a girlfriend now.
11:46You're kidding.
11:47For real?
11:48Uh-huh.
11:49She even moved into his place.
11:50That fast?
11:51Anyone we know?
11:52Asshole.
11:53Cheryl.
11:54Let's go.
11:55Uh, where are we going?
11:56Uh, I didn't tell you?
11:57We have a meeting with a client later.
11:58It's not on the calendar.
11:59No.
12:00No.
12:01No.
12:02No.
12:03No.
12:04No.
12:05No.
12:06No.
12:07No, no.
12:08No.
12:09No.
12:10No.
12:11No.
12:12No.
12:13No.
12:14No.
12:15No.
12:16No.
12:17No.
12:18No.
12:19No.
12:20No.
12:21I didn't tell you.
12:22We have a meeting with a client later.
12:24It's not on the calendar.
12:26It is now.
12:27Finish your work.
12:28Meet me at the restaurant.
12:30Don't be late.
12:40Sorry.
12:41I'm almost late.
12:42Ah!
12:43Just on time.
12:44Cheryl.
12:45Here you are.
12:46This is Mr. Chevalier.
12:48Pleasure to meet you.
12:51What's that?
12:56It's Lille Le Moulin.
12:58Imported directly from France.
12:59Surely you've had sampled such before?
13:02I'm not a huge fan of wine.
13:21Have you ever used a fork before?
13:30Anderson, your secretary has zero manners.
13:33Why in hell would you bring her out in public?
13:35She's nothing but a sad and useless pathetic peasant.
13:39I am so sorry, sir. I...
13:41Mr. Chevalier.
13:43Apparently uncouth rednecks like myself
13:46aren't suited to do business with high and mighty men like you.
13:50Cheryl, let's go.
13:57Anderson, wait. I'm sure we can work something out.
14:11Would you please reconsider?
14:17Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you okay?
14:19Why did you stand up for me?
14:22Because...
14:24I care about...
14:26Because...
14:30I care about...
14:32My employees.
14:34Right.
14:36And if it wasn't for me, keeping you out of trouble,
14:42you'd be a terrible representation for this company.
14:51What's that for?
14:52I thought you needed to throw up more.
14:55Uh...
14:56Water?
14:59Let's...
15:00get you back to your place.
15:02Sorry.
15:07That...
15:08Lily Barnes is fucking strong.
15:09Clearly.
15:11It's strong.
15:12You're home early.
15:14I have to go, Mr. Anderson.
15:19Wait.
15:21Don't go.
15:23I'm your assistant.
15:24Go.
15:25Go.
15:26Go.
15:27Go.
15:28Go.
15:29Go.
15:30Go.
15:31Go.
15:32Go.
15:33Go.
15:34Go.
15:35Go.
15:36Cause he's happy to go.
15:38They'll go.
15:40I'm your assistant.
15:42Go.
15:43Go.
15:52Go.
15:54Go.
15:59Go.
16:00What are you doing?
16:06Liam, you're drunk.
16:07Let's get you to bed.
16:10You smell different.
16:12New perfume.
16:13Do you like it?
16:14I hate it.
16:16Fuck it.
16:30Jess?
16:40Hey, uh, I'm just wondering, what perfume do you use?
16:45You always smell so nice.
16:47Um, I don't wear perfume.
16:49Uh, maybe it's my body wash?
16:51The vanilla one, right?
16:52Yeah.
16:53Wait, Jess, where are you?
16:55You haven't responded to any of my calls or texts.
16:58Oh, don't worry about me.
16:59I'm doing great.
17:01I've just been so, so busy.
17:03Um, ooh, ooh, one sec.
17:04I'm actually getting another call right now.
17:06What's that?
17:07You need me to handle a million-dollar venture?
17:10Oh, I can handle that.
17:11You can count on me.
17:13Okay, sure.
17:13I can run.
17:14Wait, Jess, can we hang out sometime?
17:25Is it after two months ago?
17:27Oh, shit.
17:30Shit.
17:40Hey, uh, you want to join us for a happy hour tour?
17:42Uh, I have plans.
17:45Ooh, got a hot date on Valentine's Day?
17:48Lucky girl.
17:50Does he have a six-pack?
17:53I didn't realize tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
17:56Cheryl.
17:58My office.
17:59Now.
17:59He's not going to ask me to pay for his medical bills, is he?
18:29I need you to have your presentation for the new design launch ready by tomorrow.
18:41Tomorrow?
18:42I haven't even started my research yet.
18:45Are you quitting?
18:48Okay, Mr. Anderson.
18:50I'll have it ready by tomorrow.
18:52Wait.
18:52Something's been bothering me.
18:59Oh, no.
19:00He recognizes me from that night.
19:04I couldn't help but notice...
19:08your shoes.
19:10My shoes?
19:11Interesting design.
19:16Um, I'll have them replaced by tomorrow.
19:18Do you have plans after work?
19:21Wait, is he asking me for a date?
19:24Mr. Anderson!
19:41Welcome!
19:42Can I help you find anything?
19:44I'm looking for a Valentine's Day gift.
19:47Of course!
19:49A gift for Mrs. Anderson.
19:52Please take a look at these.
19:54They're the newest design by our top designer.
19:57I think there's a misunderstanding.
19:59Just try them on.
20:00I just want to see them.
20:06Here.
20:15My goodness, they look gorgeous on you, ma'am.
20:19What do you think, Mr. Anderson?
20:20I'll take them.
20:26$8,000.
20:27It's more than half a year's worth of rent.
20:35Those seem like they are more in my price range.
20:43Never mind.
20:44I'll take those, too.
20:52Rich people these days.
21:00Well, if there's nothing else you need, Mr. Anderson, I'll see you tomorrow at work.
21:05Wait.
21:07These are for you.
21:08I can't accept these.
21:16Take them.
21:18You're going to be going on a lot of meetings with me.
21:20You need to represent the company.
21:38So much.
21:55They'll look great on you.
21:56Um, these aren't going to come out of my paycheck, are they?
22:00If you keep asking me questions like that, that's exactly what's going to happen.
22:07Cheryl!
22:09What a coincidence!
22:11Ben!
22:11I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were busy.
22:22Oh, no, I'm not.
22:24I guess I'm kind of working.
22:25This is my boss, Liam Anderson.
22:28Mr. Anderson, this is my best friend, Ben.
22:29Oh, nice to meet you, sir.
22:31Likewise.
22:31Oh, that's a very firm handshake.
22:35Cheryl, can I have a word with you?
22:37Yeah.
22:37Yeah.
22:41I thought you were going to go to the concert with Jess tonight.
22:46Oh, um, she hasn't been responding to any of my calls.
22:50Don't worry.
22:50I'll give her a few more calls, I promise.
22:52You'll get to see her in a couple of days.
22:54What are you doing here?
22:55Uh, well, I just bought these and I was planning on dropping them off at your house, but since
23:02I ran into you here, there they are.
23:05Surprise.
23:07Ben, I love them.
23:11Oh, Mr. Anderson, you're still here.
23:15I expect to see your presentation tomorrow.
23:18Shit.
23:19Okay, I have to go, Ben.
23:21I hope you get a better boss than me.
23:22No.
23:23Thank you for the gifts.
23:26Wait.
23:28I'll give you a ride.
23:30Bye, Ben.
23:31Yeah.
23:40All right.
23:41So, um, oh my god.
23:44Do you think that's a celebrity?
23:45She's wearing sunglasses at night.
23:47Why would a celebrity be here?
23:51Gosh, it looks just like the woman your boss would hate the most.
23:55Oh, she's coming this way.
24:01Oh, uh, sorry.
24:03The table has been taken.
24:08Jess?
24:09Long time no see, my friends.
24:11Wow, Jay, you look great.
24:19Oh, come on.
24:20Don't tell me you didn't recognize me.
24:22Are you kidding?
24:23I was blown away.
24:26Yeah, Jay, you've changed a lot.
24:29Yes, well, you could say I figured out how to, uh, live in the moment.
24:34Uh, so what kind of work have you been up to?
24:38I heard you were working on some million dollar deal.
24:41Oh, um, well, let's just say I found a really amazing investment opportunity.
24:48And, uh, they say I have great business sense.
24:53Are you sure they're legit?
24:55You should be careful.
24:56There's a lot of pig butchering scammers out there.
24:59Did you just call me a pig?
25:02No, no, no.
25:03That's not what I meant at all.
25:05Oh, I see.
25:09You're just jealous that I'm no longer stuck in your shadow.
25:14No, Cheryl is just worried about you.
25:16And you always take her side.
25:20Make me feel like I'm the third wheel.
25:23Um, why didn't you tell us you got a new boyfriend?
25:26Who told you I have a boyfriend?
25:32This is your account, isn't it?
25:34Okay, so what?
25:38I can't have a rich boyfriend buy me nice things?
25:40No, that's not what I'm saying.
25:42I mean, I'm just worried you're getting scams, okay?
25:45We're just looking out for you.
25:46Yeah, we're just worried about...
25:48I mean, can we maybe meet him?
25:52Oh, okay, I see what's going on here.
25:55You think because I'm just some poor waitress, I can't have a rich boyfriend and a proper job, huh?
25:59Is that it?
26:00No, that's not what we mean at all, okay?
26:02We've been friends for years.
26:03We're just looking out for you.
26:05Yeah, let's just sit down, talk it through.
26:07There's nothing to talk about, okay?
26:11Look, guys, here's all the money I owe you from the years, okay?
26:19Now we're even.
26:24Jess!
26:24Wait, where are you going?
26:31Let's go after her, okay?
26:33She's probably getting scammed.
26:48She unfollowed me on Instagram.
26:50Hey, hey, maybe she's just upset.
26:52Let's give her some time to cool off, okay?
26:55But abandoning us like that?
26:59That's betrayal.
27:01Did I do something wrong?
27:06Wait.
27:07I know this neighborhood.
27:10My boss lives around here.
27:13Oh, my God.
27:14Maybe she isn't lying.
27:15Get on it, Ben.
27:16On it.
27:21What was that?
27:22Shit, we lost her.
27:36Get back in the car.
27:37I'll have to call a tow truck.
27:40What's wrong?
27:40What the heck?
27:52Yeah, I've heard this is a popular make-out point.
27:56Wait, is that Cheryl?
27:58There's a problem with the product launch.
28:01I need to get Cheryl to my house to fix it now.
28:03At this hour?
28:04No more distractions.
28:24No more distractions.
28:26Liam, babe.
28:28Tonight, you'll be entirely mine.
28:31Mine.
28:31You're a homeless workaholic.
28:51Making me work overtime again.
28:53So, this is Mr. Anderson's type.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:14I am so sorry, Miss.
29:15I will leave right now.
29:16Where do you think you're going?
29:24Uh, don't you have plans with your girlfriend?
29:27My only plans tonight are to figure out whether I hired an incompetent secretary and if I need
29:32to fix it.
29:33But your girlfriend...
29:35What are you talking about?
29:38Fine.
29:39What do you not like about my work?
29:40Do you need me to redo my designs, or...
29:43Do you need me to teach you how to do your job?
29:46Just redo it.
29:47As you wish.
29:49What?
29:49I mess up your plans for a romantic evening.
29:52What are you talking about?
29:54Don't play dumb with me.
29:55You're not leaving here until you finish it.
29:59Go.
30:00Honestly, I had no idea you had such a wild side, Cheryl.
30:16Makes me wonder what you're like in private.
30:18Oh, no.
30:19He must know I'm the girl who slept with him that night.
30:25Uh, sometimes when I drink too much, I make bad decisions.
30:30Is that your excuse for sneaking around and making out?
30:34Huh?
30:36I'm sorry for the interruption, Mr. Anderson, but...
30:39Miss Brown is sick.
30:45Wait right here.
30:53Miss Brown is experiencing common stomach pain.
30:56I've prescribed some medication for her.
31:00She'll be fine.
31:05You should get some rest.
31:08Liam, wait!
31:11Could you stay with me tonight?
31:14Listen.
31:15The only reason I let you stay with me is because you said you had nowhere else to go.
31:19If that's not good enough, you can take the million dollar offer and leave.
31:22Mr. Anderson, Ms. Davis left.
31:35Cheryl, if I can't have him, then neither can you.
31:41Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, this is stunning.
31:53Oh, it must have cost a fortune.
31:55Oh, I have to show everyone.
31:57Oh, my God.
31:58Not for Mr. Anderson.
31:59Oh, my God.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:01Oh, my God.
32:02And, um, here's a little something from me.
32:08Carol.
32:11It's nothing.
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:13You shouldn't have.
32:17Wow.
32:18This is very thoughtful of you.
32:21Of course.
32:24Ma'am.
32:25Ma'am.
32:26You are the future of Mrs. Anderson, okay?
32:29And if there is anything that I can do for you, just let me know.
32:36Well, you know, there's this girl, Cheryl, that works at the company.
32:44What about her?
32:51She's been flirting with Liam a lot recently, and I don't know.
32:57I think it's starting to become a problem, if you know what I mean.
33:00Oh, yeah.
33:01Don't worry, ma'am.
33:02I'll make sure that Cheryl knows her place.
33:21Take a look at these.
33:32My apologies, Mr. Anderson.
33:35I did not manage my team properly.
33:40Why are you still standing here?
33:43Redo it.
33:44Now.
33:45I think you're misunderstanding.
33:48Cheryl did a great job.
33:51There you go.
34:03Okay.
34:05Listen up, everyone.
34:08This launch will directly affect our upcoming IPO.
34:13So, everything needs to be perfect.
34:16In a moment, I will be modeling and presenting our new design.
34:23Andy, are the shoes ready?
34:25All set, Carol.
34:26Good.
34:27Okay.
34:29So.
34:31Hey, Carol, are you okay?
34:34I can't.
34:34You're having an allergic reaction.
34:37What did you eat this morning?
34:39Just the coffee.
34:40Cheryl brought me.
34:46Hazelnuts?
34:47Latte?
34:48Carol is allergic to hazelnuts.
34:50I just got what she ordered.
34:52I didn't know.
34:52Cheryl, I specifically asked you to get me a regular latte.
34:57You must have misheard me.
34:59Guys, what's going on?
35:01Our biggest shareholders are waiting.
35:03Mr. Anderson, there's been an accident.
35:06Cheryl gave Carol a hazelnut latte, and she's allergic.
35:12It's my fault, sir.
35:13I should have read the label before drinking.
35:17It's okay.
35:18Get some rest.
35:18We'll figure it out.
35:20Who are we going to find to replace Carol?
35:24It's time.
35:26Oh, okay.
35:27The Crystal Custom shoes are a size five.
35:30There's very few people that can fit into them.
35:33I'm a size five.
35:34I could try.
35:38Cheryl, are you sure?
35:40No, but I'll do my best.
35:46Good.
35:46Mia, get her in hair and makeup.
35:48Have her ready for the stage.
35:49Yes, sir.
36:10Sir, I feel much better now.
36:20I can go up and host.
36:22Let's give her some more time.
36:37Good afternoon, everyone.
36:40My name is Cheryl, and I'll be your host.
37:09Now, let's begin.
37:16Shit.
37:23Today, I will be sharing our newest shoe line, the Crystal Collection.
37:29Our team has been working really hard on it to create a great shoe for the modern-day women.
37:35And we aim to use the materials that will allow you to do all of those things, and maybe run a few miles, too.
37:48And thank you all for being here today.
38:02You did so well.
38:04You saved the day.
38:06You look stunning.
38:09You should dress like this more often.
38:11Maybe I will.
38:12I'd like to make a toast to Cheryl.
38:24You did an outstanding job today.
38:29Yay!
38:30Yay!
38:31On behalf of the company, I'm going to give you a new sports card.
38:35Yay!
38:36Yay!
38:36And a raise for everybody else.
38:39Yay!
38:47Take a raise.
38:49Yeah.
38:49This is actually pretty good.
38:51Perfect.