Bad Girls 1999 S07E13
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00:00:30earlier on today apparently a lady rang in to say that she'd heard that the worst winter storm for
00:00:47about 150 years was on the way well if you're watching don't worry it isn't i suppose there
00:00:53might just be the odd flurry of snow here and there this christmas eve but no more than that
00:00:58and certainly nothing to worry the bookies there you go how does that feel no that's not too tight
00:01:09that's good what do you think i think fancy dress was a very good idea it can really help lift
00:01:23everyone's spirits i love christmas always have done and the snow can keep falling as far as i'm
00:01:31concerned i got a feeling it's going to be a good one me too you get a real sense of truce renewed
00:01:39faith talking of which i'm hoping we get more than two people at the carol service oh don't you worry
00:01:44it's going to be the highlight of the day what about the panto oh that's good for a laugh it's
00:01:50a singing that will bring the women together a singing of carols i don't think you realize
00:01:56how important you are to me padry means a lot to hear you say that joy
00:02:00good
00:02:03i'm hunged you
00:02:16oh crikey
00:02:30the sooner we get done with this and get home the better spending christmas with your family
00:02:36not flaming likely i'd rather be stuck in here and bobby darren's off to the sun with a pal
00:02:44no i shall be in my flat feet up in front of the box happy as muck
00:02:49oh for jim and his sake we're going to be here all morning i knew this would happen half of them
00:02:58uses it a christmas shelter at this time of year
00:03:00look what in blazes are you doing back here hello miss you better not start any of your antics johnston
00:03:11no i'm fine now
00:03:12oh here's the presents i got for joe and tain
00:03:25presents will have to be checked
00:03:28take johnston for a photo and then a medical we shall want an all clear before she's allowed on the wing
00:03:42no it can't be
00:03:58hey dumpy where you going with my smack
00:04:03i'm taking it to snow black grumpy the most beautiful woman in all the kingdom
00:04:10huh
00:04:11how much you pay you
00:04:13oh
00:04:13snow black don't do drugs grumpy
00:04:16she's just looking after it for us
00:04:18cause the evil queen screw is
00:04:22trying
00:04:23to get her thieving paws on it all is it
00:04:26what are you looking at
00:04:30snow black is it
00:04:32how you mean girl you disrespecting my colour
00:04:35well
00:04:37ain't you gonna answer darling
00:04:39come on we haven't got much time
00:04:42i tell you what aaron
00:04:45why don't you just make me snow white
00:04:47you don't want darlene putting your audience off do you
00:04:51yeah um i might have a part for you
00:04:54you can play dwarf nuncie if you like
00:04:59nice one
00:05:01darling come on let's go
00:05:04mirror mirror on the wall
00:05:06who has the biggest stash of all
00:05:11okay take her through
00:05:17who are you then
00:05:20hey dopey annie ask you a question
00:05:22come over here
00:05:27where's your flaming warrant
00:05:29i don't have anything like that
00:05:31oh this is all we need
00:05:33name
00:05:35my name is miranda miles
00:05:38is it now
00:05:39yes it is
00:05:41i've no miranda miles here
00:05:45where have you come from
00:05:47i don't know
00:05:49what do you mean you don't know
00:05:51it's that bad
00:05:54the mo's doing some tests on julie johnston
00:05:57vicky keep an eye on this one
00:05:59the escort's only gone without leaving our details
00:06:02too busy thinking about bunking off early for christmas
00:06:05oh this is all we need
00:06:12oh this is all we need
00:06:15to do
00:06:22sell it down here
00:06:26lead now
00:06:28where'd you ship this one in from norway
00:06:30woolworths
00:06:31cool talk about christmas bleeding spirit
00:06:35come on teen
00:06:36me and you make this look lovely
00:06:37yeah
00:06:38the freight's being delivered
00:06:41oh blessed relief
00:06:44oswin and tull
00:06:47somebody loves you
00:06:55france
00:06:57oh look phil
00:06:59a christmas hamper
00:07:01oh
00:07:02you weren't seriously expecting
00:07:05the booze stuffed in this thing
00:07:07to make its way through were you
00:07:09booze
00:07:10ollie would never be so stupid
00:07:13although a little something to
00:07:15spur on our festive cheer
00:07:17and wouldn't go amiss
00:07:18you can do that by sharing this lot out
00:07:20not everyone's got rich friends
00:07:22to send them foie gras and truffles
00:07:25oh well we'll just go away
00:07:27and divide this up into
00:07:28goodie bags for all our friends
00:07:31what's that?
00:07:39nothing
00:07:39look
00:07:41it's a car from dylan
00:07:44happy christmas mummy
00:07:46nice of colette wasn't it
00:07:49christ they indoctrinate them young
00:07:52don't be daft pat
00:07:54jesus
00:07:55angel
00:07:56virgin mary
00:07:58ebenezer scrooge
00:08:00look
00:08:01i'm spending christmas without my son
00:08:03so slap a smile on your face
00:08:05you know i'm kind of looking forward to being banged up for christmas
00:08:13you actually managed to say the c word without looking like you'd swallowed something nasty
00:08:17which means you can come carol singing with me without choking
00:08:21you're winding me up
00:08:23oh don't stop pat
00:08:24it's only a few songs
00:08:25he's hypocritical bollocks
00:08:27but she were way too threatened by
00:08:28this is freak weather that has really no business blowing down here from siberia but it has
00:08:42as bad as conditions are now i'm afraid they're going to get very much worse
00:08:47we just didn't see it coming and all i can really say is sorry
00:08:52all over the region people have been forced to abandon their cars and walk if they are to have any chance whatsoever of making it home for christmas
00:08:59the snow and high winds have also brought down electricity pylons causing power failures to large parts of the region
00:09:06emergency crews and volunteers are still fighting their way to rescue thousands caught on the roads by the storm
00:09:12thought now to be the worst in more than 150
00:09:16bobby darren
00:09:26oh can you believe it bobby d
00:09:29i'm not going to be able to see you and your tan through trunks
00:09:32bobby
00:09:36bobby
00:09:40we've got a mystery guest
00:09:44oh yes
00:09:46just been dumped in reception without any paperwork even to tip us off what she's in for
00:09:51where's she come from
00:09:52caught
00:09:53i don't know if she's an inter-prison transfer she can't be meant for us can she or would have been told before
00:09:59well who brought her in
00:10:00secure sure
00:10:01couldn't get away quick enough
00:10:04thought lines must be down
00:10:12we're stuck with her then
00:10:14well i can speak to the number one but i don't think anyone's going anywhere today
00:10:18had to abandon your holiday plans
00:10:21oh i'm sure we'll reschedule
00:10:23five portions of fruit a day
00:10:29keep sobriety at bay
00:10:33gin
00:10:40do you know if i'm not mistaken this one tastes of brandy
00:10:43mmm
00:10:44oh
00:10:46mmm
00:10:49a shame about the satsuma flavor but um
00:10:52oh no come on babe we've got to share with the others
00:10:57looking good there pardree looking very good
00:11:10i'd say you're a pretty good sight yourself
00:11:13entree
00:11:14neil why aren't you in costume yet
00:11:18well i haven't had time
00:11:20well i want all my staff dressed up in time for the carols
00:11:23escorts have just delivered as a prisoner with no warrant
00:11:26she's been less than forthcoming about who she is where she's from or what she's serving a tariff for
00:11:31well why haven't we picked up the telephone
00:11:33the phone lines are down
00:11:34mobile networks jammed
00:11:36no room at the inn
00:11:39oh we're not going to turn her away today of all days are we
00:11:42well we're not legally bound to accept her
00:11:44not without a warrant
00:11:45we could keep her at reception till the weather clears
00:11:48we'll find her a place on g-wing for the time being
00:11:50as long as i have your authorization for that
00:11:53that you do
00:11:55right
00:12:00let's light this place up for christmas
00:12:03what do you reckon sir
00:12:11looks like a bomb exploded in a tinsel factory
00:12:14yeah
00:12:15well i know where we like to stick a bomb
00:12:16hey team
00:12:17yeah june
00:12:18june
00:12:25june
00:12:26i miss you
00:12:27tell me i ain't dreaming males
00:12:29no
00:12:30it's me too
00:12:31come back
00:12:32come back
00:12:33come back
00:12:34come back
00:12:35oh my taste
00:12:36hello june
00:12:37you're on my own
00:12:38yeah
00:12:39oh no no no no
00:12:40i'd like that
00:12:41i think that
00:12:42it's good to see you
00:12:43all right everyone
00:12:46well cain
00:12:49put these in the fridge for later will you
00:12:53pay attention everyone
00:12:55the carol service will begin at 11.30 prompt
00:13:00i would appreciate
00:13:01i would appreciate 100 percent attendance and full participation
00:13:05as with the powdery
00:13:07i know i can't force you all to join in
00:13:10but for those of you willing to enter into the spirit of the season
00:13:13mulled wine will be served
00:13:16i thought that might grab your attention
00:13:20what will be done with me where will i go as soon as we know we'll tell you don't worry
00:13:34don't worry
00:13:35number one wants her on g-wing for now
00:13:41doesn't look like she'll be too much trouble but keep an eye on her
00:13:46all right you come on move
00:13:51so what do they say then june you know about you getting better
00:14:02oh they tell me i'm um
00:14:04yeah 100 percent
00:14:06yeah so you're never gonna come back this bipolar thingy
00:14:10no i've got the all clear
00:14:12good
00:14:14good
00:14:23fairer
00:14:25fairer
00:14:36june what is it
00:14:41i've seen him june i've seen fennar
00:14:50oh fennar he's dead and gone mate
00:14:52no but i saw him he was walking past us out there it's true
00:14:55the pinnacle come here
00:14:58now you have only just got back yeah you keep this up they're gonna ship you off to the nut house twice as quick
00:15:03is that what you want
00:15:06well is it
00:15:08no of course not
00:15:10then put a bleeding sock in it mate will ya
00:15:13cause they'll be cutting me off to the muppet wing
00:15:15if i have to go through losing you again
00:15:17sorry june
00:15:19just like me meself
00:15:22you can say that again
00:15:25come here
00:15:33come on hurry up
00:15:35jump on the threes
00:15:46what's going on yourself
00:15:48what's julie jay doing back here
00:15:50according to her doctor she's sane as you and me though
00:15:52you're joking
00:15:54well that's what they say
00:15:55well you know what this means
00:15:58she's fit to be guilty to jim's murder
00:16:01i could be out by new year's
00:16:03new year's
00:16:04yeah dang
00:16:05you might be right
00:16:06it's nice of you to make it in time for christmas
00:16:21yes
00:16:22have you bought me a present
00:16:36go on then open your locker
00:16:38let's see what we've got
00:16:53see what we've got
00:16:55fine i'll do it myself
00:17:10right
00:17:12come on bitch
00:17:13where's your stuff
00:17:14where is it
00:17:16oh
00:17:19do you want to see
00:17:22that's kind of the idea sweetheart
00:17:25have you got gear crouched
00:17:33my father gives me all i need
00:17:36when i existed in the world of the living i needed things not now
00:17:41but i've got this
00:17:48look
00:17:51go on then
00:17:52open it
00:17:58look
00:18:05look
00:18:10so what's your name
00:18:13i'm miranda
00:18:14i'm satan's daughter
00:18:17oh my god
00:18:19you're an absolute nutcase aren't you
00:18:25shhh
00:18:26don't tell anyone
00:18:28a word
00:18:33the thing about christmas day in our house is it was the only time my dad was ever nice to me
00:18:54have you got presents
00:18:57mostly crap though
00:18:58jigsaws with the bits missing and that
00:19:01i was always wrapping under the tree
00:19:03yeah well christmas brings out the best and the worst to people
00:19:07well brung out the best in me this one has
00:19:09i was a right old grunt weren't i teen
00:19:11yeah but with the lights on the tree all twinkling and stuff
00:19:14you've got to be happy ain't you
00:19:16you've got to be happy ain't you
00:19:22are you taking me
00:19:23you'll see
00:19:25you'll see
00:19:36here
00:19:39hmm
00:19:40kinky
00:19:42um
00:19:45just taking bucks into the chapel
00:19:49her father died last christmas and a bit of time there on around might help
00:19:53oh
00:19:54well so long as you're back in time for the carols
00:19:56shame to miss them
00:19:57you should be in costume
00:20:00yes ma'am
00:20:01come on
00:20:06i love christmas
00:20:11hey
00:20:12lord god almighty
00:20:14me usually have to smoke a whole heap of ganja to see something like that
00:20:19niceness
00:20:21so shuff
00:20:22shut up my biscuit
00:20:24mrs hollumby it is christmas
00:20:26therefore we are all going to enjoy ourselves
00:20:28is that understood
00:20:31yes ma'am
00:20:32good
00:20:34now as some of you will be aware because of extreme weather conditions the prison is all but cut off
00:20:39oh does that mean we're not going to be on lockdown tomorrow then miss
00:20:43i mean now there's plenty of you to keep an eye on us
00:20:46quite possibly
00:20:49christy
00:20:50would you like to hand out the carol sheets
00:20:53oh no
00:20:54i've left them in the chapel
00:20:56go and get them
00:20:59flame in norah i can ski home if i have to
00:21:07you certainly know what you like don't you
00:21:09just cut the churn
00:21:13go on then get on with it
00:21:15shhh
00:21:16shhh
00:21:17then forward
00:21:20both hands on the floor
00:21:22that's it
00:21:24legs further apart
00:21:26i keep still
00:21:27keep very still
00:21:29mr spears
00:21:32what's going on here
00:21:34i just came in and found it like this
00:21:36rubbish i've been outside and i heard everything
00:21:38and i don't see what's so funny
00:21:42what's so funny
00:21:44you would if you had a mirror in front of you
00:21:46quiet natalie
00:21:48or i'll have to put you on report
00:21:50not do yourself up
00:21:52i think it's you who should be on report mr spears
00:21:55look
00:21:57you've got the wrong end of the stick here
00:22:00she was obviously playing a prank on me
00:22:02weren't you
00:22:03weren't you
00:22:06yeah
00:22:08it's just a little joke miss
00:22:09nothing to get your knickers in a twist about
00:22:12see
00:22:13i'll deal with it
00:22:15i'll be speaking to joy about this
00:22:18she's going to be very disappointed
00:22:21with both of you
00:22:23shh
00:22:42is everything all right partridge?
00:22:43yes yes
00:22:44fine
00:22:45here's the carol sheets
00:22:46all right
00:22:47right everyone
00:22:49we'll uh
00:22:50start with
00:22:51away in a manger
00:22:53you can take your cue
00:22:55from the padre
00:22:57okay
00:23:00just a palm tree
00:23:01mr vicar
00:23:03away in a manger
00:23:06no crib for a bed
00:23:09the little Lord Jesus
00:23:11laid down His sweet head
00:23:13the little Lord Jesus
00:23:14laid down His sweet head
00:23:15the stars in the bright sky
00:23:19the stars in the bright sky
00:23:21Oh my God!
00:23:23Oh my God!
00:23:25Oh my God!
00:23:27Oh my God!
00:23:29Oh my God!
00:23:31What's going on?
00:23:33What's going on?
00:23:35Calm down, everybody!
00:23:37Move!
00:23:39Oh my God!
00:23:41Get down to central control.
00:23:43What's going on?
00:23:45Mrs. Hollenby, stop panicking!
00:23:47Railing to Hotel Whiskey.
00:23:49Give me that lamp.
00:23:51Keep it down. I can't hear myself think.
00:23:55Yeah, Tane. I think there's a torture on them drawers.
00:23:57Can't get it.
00:23:58Go on.
00:23:59I'll stay with you.
00:24:19Have you got it?
00:24:20Hang on!
00:24:28There you are.
00:24:30Ah!
00:24:31Are the lights going out?
00:24:32There's something to do with you.
00:24:33Trying to set the right mood.
00:24:35I'll keep pausing.
00:24:36I'll keep pausing.
00:24:37Fair enough getting touched up by you in the first one.
00:24:38Shut up.
00:24:39I'll face it, golden bollocks.
00:24:40You're up shit creek with masks on now.
00:24:41All that arse licking and you're still going to end up on the doll.
00:24:49I don't give a damn that it's Christmas Eve!
00:24:50The world doesn't stop needing electricians!
00:24:51And where the hell hasn't that stand-by generator kicked in yet?
00:24:52We don't have it now.
00:24:53You're going to shambles the lot of you!
00:24:54There's no sparks on sight, no chance of getting any in apparently.
00:24:55Mars, if I could make a suggestion about the generator.
00:24:56Ah!
00:24:57What is it?
00:24:58What is it?
00:24:59What is it?
00:25:00What is it?
00:25:01What is it?
00:25:02What is it?
00:25:03I have to say, well, that arse licking and you're still going to end up on the doll.
00:25:05The door will get a damn that it's Christmas Eve.
00:25:06The world doesn't stop needing electricians.
00:25:07And where the hell hasn't that stand-by generator kicked in yet?
00:25:09What do you have this now?
00:25:10You're a shambles the lot of you!
00:25:11There's no sparks on sight, no chance of getting any in, apparently.
00:25:18Mums, if I could make a suggestion about the generator.
00:25:24Achoo!
00:25:25What is it?
00:25:26Oh, is there someone there?
00:25:27I felt that breath!
00:25:28No, there's no one there, there's no one.
00:25:30There's probably just a wind, yeah?
00:25:32Would you calm down?
00:25:33It's all right.
00:25:34Cheers!
00:25:35Miss Masterton, what a splendid outfit.
00:25:43My father had one not unlike it.
00:25:45I hear you're handy with electrics.
00:25:47Why are we having some problems?
00:25:49Just bloody answer me, Oswin, I haven't got time to mess around.
00:25:53I know something about electrical circuitry, yes?
00:25:56In that case, I need your help.
00:25:59Really?
00:26:01Who would ever have thought that?
00:26:04If you don't shift your arse out of here in three seconds flat, I am distributing the contents of that hamper around the wing.
00:26:10Do you understand?
00:26:12Felida, duty calls.
00:26:21Mrs. Hollenby!
00:26:23Don't you dare even touch that fruit!
00:26:27Would I?
00:26:29Would you take Oswin down to have a look at the emergency generator?
00:26:33Would this generator also be responsible for surveillance cameras, alarms, you know, security?
00:26:40Just follow Mrs. Hollenby.
00:26:42I suppose it would be too much to hope that this favour would be remembered, let alone reward it.
00:26:48Move it!
00:26:50Right, come on everyone!
00:26:51We're not going to let a little setback spoil all our fun, are we?
00:26:58Let's hear you all loud and clear!
00:27:01Come on!
00:27:02Away in a manger, no grip for our bed, the little Lord Jesus laid down His sweet head.
00:27:18The stars in the bright sky, look down where he lay.
00:27:25The little Lord Jesus, asleep on the hay.
00:27:41Flaming Union are good to hear about this.
00:27:43What is it now?
00:27:48I truly don't mean to be rude, but it's just like me with Mrs Tiggy Winkle.
00:27:53Oh, shut it!
00:27:55Silent night, holy night.
00:28:01All is calm, all is bright.
00:28:07Round yon virgin, mother and child.
00:28:13Holy infant, so tender and mild.
00:28:19Sleep in heavenly peace.
00:28:25Sleep in heavenly peace.
00:28:29Silent night, holy night.
00:28:37Shepherds quake at the sight.
00:28:43Glories stream from heaven afar.
00:28:49Heavenly hope, thing I let you know.
00:28:53Oh, you all right, miss?
00:28:55Not really, Julie, no.
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:58Soon will be, though.
00:29:01Soon as this snow's cleared, I'm gonna get my brief in to take another statement.
00:29:06Right.
00:29:09Well, now that you're all better, I'm sure they'll believe you when you tell them that you killed Jim.
00:29:15Just get it off your chest, eh?
00:29:20Just get it off your chest, eh?
00:29:22If this is your idea of a lark, it's not mine.
00:29:29The last lark I had involved saving someone's life, for which I have yet to be particularly thanked.
00:29:34Now you listen here.
00:29:36No, you listen.
00:29:37No security cameras are working.
00:29:39No-one else is out here.
00:29:40What's to stop me from doing a runner?
00:29:42On the other hand, you know where the screw's booze is kept.
00:29:48Capiche?
00:29:49You get this lot sorted out, and I'll see what I can do.
00:29:54Come on, hurry up.
00:30:07Which way now?
00:30:09Erm, it's up here.
00:30:11Obvious idea where we're going, have you?
00:30:13Where's your radio?
00:30:14Where was I supposed to hang it in this flippin' ghetto?
00:30:17Oh.
00:30:18What's that?
00:30:19What?
00:30:20Something scurried.
00:30:21I can't see anything.
00:30:23Anything?
00:30:24Oh, it's okay.
00:30:25I think the sight of you in that outfit must have scared him off.
00:30:28Oh, come on!
00:30:37Finally.
00:30:46Oh, my God.
00:30:47Now what is it?
00:30:49Rats.
00:30:50What?
00:30:51Yeah, there were three of them.
00:30:52Well, I think there's a whole big of them.
00:30:54Good Lord!
00:30:55They're enormous!
00:30:56Oh, come on, blinking thing!
00:31:02Oh, well, at least we tried.
00:31:03Just stay put, you!
00:31:08In you go.
00:31:09What on my own?
00:31:10Well, that's what you're here for, isn't it?
00:31:12To fix the flippin' whatever it is.
00:31:13So just get in there and fix it.
00:31:14There's supposed to be some tools in the corner.
00:31:15You'll wait here, will you?
00:31:16You've got two minutes.
00:31:17If you're that handy, you'll have it done in half the time.
00:31:19Oh!
00:31:20Oh!
00:31:21Oh!
00:31:22Oh!
00:31:23Oh!
00:31:24Oh!
00:31:25Oh!
00:31:26Oh!
00:31:27Oh!
00:31:28Oh!
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:30Oh!
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:37Oh!
00:31:39Oh!
00:31:44Body bag! Body bag? Pull yourself together and open this sodding door.
00:32:05I'm just going to look to the cells and get me cardi. It's going to be cold.
00:32:08Yeah, I'll come with you.
00:32:09Are you all right?
00:32:10You sure I do?
00:32:11Yeah, of course. I know where I'm going, don't I?
00:32:14Heal him in his wings.
00:32:17Mild he lays his glory by.
00:32:23Forever one.
00:32:29Forever one.
00:32:33Forever one.
00:32:37Forever one.
00:32:41Forever one.
00:32:44Forever one.
00:32:47Forever two.
00:32:48Forever one.
00:32:50Forever one.
00:32:51For the cover-upester of the spoilers.
00:33:01I have no voice.
00:33:31He's dead. I told you. No, he's not. He's in there. He can't be. He's dead and buried. He's gone. He ain't never coming back. Not ever. What's happened?
00:33:48It sounds like somebody's been murdered. What's going on? It ain't nothing, sir. Nothing. It is. It's better. I see him. He's back. Everybody downstairs now. Come on. Yes, that's right.
00:33:58He's dead. He's dead. Come away from there. You see, I told you. I know what I saw. He ain't dead. He's still alive. Well, all right. Come and have a look for yourselves. Come on. No.
00:34:17Nothing. Jim Fenner is dead. No more ghost stories. Let's have you all back downstairs.
00:34:33How do we know he's dead? I mean, has anyone actually seen his body?
00:34:38What's up now? Julie J reckons she's seen Mr. Fenner's ghost in her cell, miss.
00:34:44Oh, Paul, the other one. Yes, that's right. Fenner. That's what he said his name was. And he's dead.
00:34:54I mean, I like the sound of this, you know. She's a freak, man. And she's scaring me.
00:34:59Okay. Now I'm here. Don't stares, everyone! You two!
00:35:04I'm Christy. You might not remember me or recognize me under all this, but you can talk to me, Julie.
00:35:22Tell me honestly. I know your mates. Do you think there's any chance she could have killed Jim?
00:35:35The truth, Julie.
00:35:37None. And Fenner wouldn't have shatting us as much if you wouldn't have kept propping him up.
00:35:41Oh, small wonder. American crap.
00:35:57Back up, Jenny. This thing's over with God.
00:36:11Ah. Oh. I don't know, Freddy.
00:36:17Ah.
00:36:21Here we go.
00:36:22How's it going?
00:36:28I've just been speaking with Julie Johnson.
00:36:30Good.
00:36:31No, it's not good.
00:36:34Oh, yeah.
00:36:35Something's very wrong, Joy.
00:36:37I can't tell you exactly what or why, but...
00:36:40I can sense something evil and unnatural on G-Wing.
00:36:44It's called a power cop.
00:36:45I think that's just a symptom.
00:36:47Connected to a darker force in the building that's...
00:36:50It's affecting others as well.
00:36:51Well, you're not saying you believe a story, are you?
00:36:55I believe in demonic hauntings, yes.
00:36:58Oh, come on.
00:37:00It's nothing that a few more carols and a decent meal can't sort out.
00:37:05Well, get the generator up and running.
00:37:07The lights will come on and all your demons will disappear.
00:37:09I want your permission to perform an...
00:37:11An exorcism.
00:37:18An exorcism?
00:37:19Are you feeling all right?
00:37:24I'm serious.
00:37:25There's something very wrong in this place at the moment.
00:37:29I've never known anything like it.
00:37:31Yeah, well, if things are on edge, they don't need any more stalking up, do they?
00:37:35And if you're feeling out of sorts, why don't you say a little prayer or something?
00:37:39I intend on doing that anyway.
00:37:41Christy!
00:37:41Christy!
00:37:41We'll talk about it later.
00:37:47I'll be in the chapel.
00:37:55Yes, Lord.
00:37:56Of course.
00:37:57I know you do.
00:38:05I've never let you down before, have I?
00:38:09Trust me.
00:38:10I'm your daughter.
00:38:12I'm your daughter.
00:38:12Hey, I'm trying to breathe here.
00:38:36Back it up.
00:38:36Sorry.
00:38:38There's never been too freaked in all my life.
00:38:41No such thing as ghosts.
00:38:43Okay?
00:38:44Hang on to that simple idea.
00:38:47You'll all be all right.
00:38:49Well, you can believe that if you want.
00:38:51Yeah, I do.
00:38:52I know, say, there's such a thing for real.
00:38:55My friend, her auntie come from Haiti.
00:38:58She's a Hogan.
00:38:59Here we go.
00:39:01What's one of them?
00:39:03You don't know her.
00:39:04She's a priest.
00:39:06She can make the dead come back to life.
00:39:08As zombies.
00:39:10She what?
00:39:11She can make the dead undead.
00:39:14You understand?
00:39:15I think there's some kind of Hogan in this place.
00:39:19I reckon Fennel would be a prime candidate to be undead.
00:39:22Think about it.
00:39:24All the things he did when he was alive.
00:39:26Imagine what he could do now he's dead.
00:39:28Shut it.
00:39:30No one asked you.
00:39:33Here.
00:39:34You're one of them mediums, isn't you, Biff?
00:39:38Why don't you talk to Fennel?
00:39:41You know.
00:39:43Ask him whether he's there.
00:39:46If he's dead or not.
00:39:47You really think that I want to talk to that man again?
00:39:51I mean, are you mad?
00:39:54I wish Phil had to hurry up and fix things.
00:39:58Tell me about it.
00:39:58It's been freezing.
00:40:02What is it, Jane?
00:40:05Do you talk to us?
00:40:13Jesus!
00:40:14There he is!
00:40:15What do you want?
00:40:18Let go be there, mate.
00:40:19Let go away, please.
00:40:21I see what you're doing.
00:40:23I'm feeling dead.
00:40:24Let go away.
00:40:26We are from the grave.
00:40:28Stop it.
00:40:29Please.
00:40:29God.
00:40:30Don't help me.
00:40:31Please help me.
00:40:32Go under me.
00:40:33Jesus, stop it.
00:40:34No.
00:40:34Let go away.
00:40:35Stop it.
00:40:36Stop it.
00:40:36Stop it.
00:40:36Stop it.
00:40:36Stop it.
00:40:37Stop it.
00:40:39No.
00:40:40No.
00:40:41No.
00:40:44No.
00:40:45No.
00:40:45No.
00:40:46No.
00:40:53No.
00:40:56No.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57Please.
00:40:57Please.
00:40:58Stop it.
00:41:00Come to me.
00:41:03Come to me.
00:41:04Oh, my God. This X-Blade is funny.
00:41:08Give me your power.
00:41:12Give me your power.
00:41:22No! No! No! No!
00:41:26No! No! No!
00:41:28No! No!
00:41:32Genius.
00:41:38Body bag?
00:41:42What's going on?
00:41:47Oh, right.
00:41:49You fixed it.
00:41:51Okay. Good.
00:41:53Let's be having you back on the wing.
00:41:55Come on, hurry up.
00:41:57Or, thank you very much for the job.
00:41:59Well done. Congratulations.
00:42:03Move! Now!
00:42:05Go back to yourselves!
00:42:13You don't have to go back to yourselves!
00:42:17I'll do your deal!
00:42:20No lockdown if you calm down!
00:42:25I'll do it!
00:42:26I'll do it!
00:42:31Padre.
00:42:33What's happened?
00:42:34Oh, we do seem to have a situation here.
00:42:37Now, my priority is to calm the women down.
00:42:41They're hysterical.
00:42:42Of course.
00:42:44So we go ahead with the exorcism.
00:42:47Only not too heavy on the theatrics.
00:42:49But, Joy, there will be a display.
00:42:51It's all part of the process.
00:42:53What the women need to experience.
00:42:55What are you going to do, exactly?
00:42:59I'm going to cleanse the building.
00:43:02Banish the evil.
00:43:03Have you ever done anything like this before?
00:43:06No.
00:43:08But I think I can do enough.
00:43:11Are you sure?
00:43:12You must trust me to see this through.
00:43:14No matter what happens.
00:43:18Well, we'll see how it goes.
00:43:20No, you must promise me.
00:43:23I promise.
00:43:24I promise.
00:43:37Ring-a-ring-a-roses.
00:43:41A pocket full of roses.
00:43:47Tish, tish,
00:43:50You'll fall down.
00:44:06I've decided to let the Padre perform an exorcism.
00:44:10You must be joking.
00:44:12I'm not.
00:44:14And I'm not superstitious by any means.
00:44:16But something's got the women very rattled,
00:44:18and we have to do something.
00:44:20Casting out devils?
00:44:22Some sort of ritualistic performance.
00:44:25Spiritual theatre.
00:44:26Call it what you will.
00:44:27Anything to calm them down.
00:44:29Well, it's hardly wise,
00:44:31given the mental vulnerability of some of the women in this place.
00:44:34I am aware of that.
00:44:36People could be damaged by this.
00:44:38People could be damaged by a riot.
00:44:41Which is what we will have if we don't act now.
00:44:43It's called management.
00:44:47It's called management.
00:44:50Damage limitation.
00:44:58Until this weather clears up, we can't get in any resources.
00:45:02We are outnumbered.
00:45:04The women keep thinking they're seeing ghosts, ghouls, dead prison officers stalking the wing.
00:45:12We have got to keep them calm.
00:45:19I thought you had to be a Catholic priest to perform an exorcism.
00:45:22Does Christy know what she's doing?
00:45:27I'm satisfied she does, yes.
00:45:31Well, I'm having nothing to do with this.
00:45:33Excellent.
00:45:34From what I've seen of your ability, I'm very pleased to hear that.
00:45:37I charge you, unclean spirit, along with every satanic power of the enemy,
00:45:54every spectre from hell, and all your fell companions.
00:45:58Leave this place now!
00:46:01In the name of the Lord, Jesus Christ, be gone!
00:46:04No!
00:46:05No!
00:46:07No!
00:46:16I'm gone from this creature of God.
00:46:19For it is he who commands you.
00:46:21It is he who flung you headlong from the heights of heaven to the depths of hell.
00:46:26I only answer to my father, so piss on yourself!
00:46:30It is he who commands you, you enemy of the faith.
00:46:33PISS ON YOURSELF!
00:46:35You are the poor of the human race.
00:46:37Promise to have not intervened.
00:46:39You begetter of death!
00:46:41You robber of life!
00:46:43You corruptor of justice!
00:46:45PISS ON YOURSELF!
00:46:55Stop! Stop that now!
00:46:57Stop! Put her down!
00:46:59I got her!
00:47:01Get out of my way!
00:47:03Get out of my way!
00:47:05Get out of my way!
00:47:07This must stop now!
00:47:09Get out of my way!
00:47:11In the name of the Father, and of the Son,
00:47:13and of the Holy Spirit,
00:47:15with the Holy Cross,
00:47:17I release you.
00:47:23It is done.
00:47:31You feel alright now, Jane?
00:47:33Yeah, yeah I do.
00:47:35You feel alright now, Jane?
00:47:37Yeah, yeah I do.
00:47:39Here we go.
00:47:41Just try and stay nice and quiet for a bit, okay?
00:47:43I'd like to leave us in here.
00:47:45There'll be nothing more to fear from her now.
00:47:47Whatever works.
00:47:49No.
00:47:50No.
00:47:51No.
00:47:52No.
00:47:53No.
00:47:54No.
00:47:55No.
00:47:56No.
00:47:57No.
00:47:58No lockdowns during festivities.
00:47:59What's that clever?
00:48:00Oh, it's the rules.
00:48:01Unless you want to debate it with Miss Masterton.
00:48:03Oh, it's the rules.
00:48:04Unless you want to debate it with Miss Masterton.
00:48:05Lack of medical notes meant that we weren't able to give her a strong sedative at...
00:48:07... well she seems relatively comfortable.
00:48:09No.
00:48:10No lockdowns during festivities.
00:48:14What's that clever?
00:48:15Well, it's the rules.
00:48:16Unless you want to debate it with Miss Masterton.
00:48:21Lack of medical notes meant that we weren't able to give her a strong sedative at...
00:48:22... well she seems relatively comfortable.
00:48:24But, I don't know, I don't know.
00:48:27It's just a little bit of a surgery.
00:48:29I don't know, but I don't know.
00:48:30I don't know, but I don't know.
00:48:31I don't know.
00:48:32I don't know.
00:48:33but, well, she seems relatively calm now.
00:48:37I had no doubt at all that somebody in this place was possessed.
00:48:41I could feel the devil in the wing.
00:48:45Never been much of a believer myself,
00:48:47but what we saw today was, well, it was truly amazing.
00:48:52Yeah, well, it's time for us to get back to that truly amazing wing.
00:48:56There's something I need to tell you.
00:49:00Oh, not now, Christy.
00:49:01It looks like there might be a break in the weather.
00:49:03I want to get the women out for a breath of fresh air.
00:49:05Of course. No hurry.
00:49:09I need to go and get cleaned up.
00:49:16Come on, hurry up.
00:49:18There's a strictness.
00:49:20Well, we haven't opened all our presents yet.
00:49:22Our orders are to give you fresh air, I'll tell you.
00:49:25Yeah, but tell me, surely, surely you can make the Indian god exception.
00:49:28The master has spoken. Now, come on.
00:49:30Come on, move it!
00:49:32Ow!
00:49:33It's a simple, bloody question.
00:49:35Did you kill him?
00:49:36Get off, though, will we?
00:49:37Answer me, Johnston.
00:49:38Now, that's enough!
00:49:39What's going on, Jo?
00:49:41Nothing, Jo.
00:49:42Nothing, nothing.
00:49:44Do just get a grip on yourself.
00:49:46I'm never going to get out of here.
00:49:49Buxton?
00:49:51Over where?
00:49:51Just didn't know anything happened, all right?
00:50:00With this free show going on, we might be able to persuade the mad vicar she wasn't thinking straight.
00:50:04No.
00:50:05You either do something about her, or she's going to finish you.
00:50:09I think I might have a way to sort it, though.
00:50:14What?
00:50:17You're just going to have to trust me.
00:50:19But I'm not doing it for my health.
00:50:22What do you want?
00:50:24Kerrigan shipped out.
00:50:26Can't do it.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:29Your choice.
00:50:30Good luck getting another job.
00:50:31It's going to be doable.
00:50:37Well, trust me, it's doable.
00:50:39But I want Kerrigan out.
00:50:53Here, Kyle.
00:50:55Here, push us, Henry.
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh, you!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01Come on.
00:51:14Come and build a snowman.
00:51:16Er, it's not really my thing.
00:51:19What a surprise.
00:51:22Oh, no!
00:51:23Oh, no!
00:51:24Hey!
00:51:25Hey!
00:51:26I'm more a snowball fight person, really.
00:51:30Ow!
00:51:30I know she must not win.
00:51:44Then why do you think she left this here?
00:51:46She wants you to betray your father.
00:51:52And she's not going to stop until you do.
00:51:54I can't betray my father.
00:51:58Well, then you know what you have to do.
00:52:00Yes.
00:52:01She's in the staff showers.
00:52:15She's in the staff showers.
00:52:17He's want to be free.
00:52:18They're not going to be..
00:52:20I can'tcy it.
00:52:21Never mind.
00:52:21If she sent us or she's in the office of the house for kids.
00:52:24You guys know what to do.
00:52:24I know what you have to do.
00:52:25I hope she has to release.
00:52:26Then she was in the house.
00:52:27To me.
00:52:29She really asked me to get attention,
00:52:31Abdin somebody
00:52:42And she's got in the house.
00:52:43You don't know what I'm asking for for.
00:52:44There have angels sing, glory to the newborn king.
00:53:14There have angels sing, glory to the newborn king.
00:53:44There have angels sing, glory to the newborn king.
00:54:14All right?
00:54:18Come on, everyone!
00:54:20Let's have you inside!
00:54:21Mince pies!
00:54:23Let's have that banto up and running!
00:54:26Come on!
00:54:26Come on!
00:54:27Hurry up!
00:54:29Leave it!
00:54:32Frozen to the bone!
00:54:34Mrs. Hollenby.
00:54:35Mum.
00:54:36Can you go and find the pardery for me?
00:54:37I think she went to take a shower.
00:54:40Of course, ma'am.
00:54:42As if I haven't got enough to do.
00:54:43Oh, for Pete's sake.
00:55:00How long does it take to have a flippin' shower?
00:55:02I can smell those mince pies, do you?
00:55:06I reckon they might be all right.
00:55:09What's that?
00:55:10What's what, mate?
00:55:11I heard someone screaming.
00:55:13No, you didn't.
00:55:14It was just the wind.
00:55:17Shit.
00:55:17Don't worry, mate.
00:55:22I'll get it.
00:55:26Oh, blimey.
00:55:28Here you go.
00:55:32No!
00:55:33No, please!
00:55:35It's all right.
00:55:36Keep calm, mate.
00:55:37I'll get it, yeah?
00:55:38It's all right.
00:55:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:44Just stay away from me.
00:55:47Jim, what are you doing?
00:55:48Stay away from me!
00:55:50Jim, what are you doing, mate?
00:55:52Mate?
00:55:53Mate, don't do this!
00:55:55Stay away!
00:55:58Jim, what are you doing?
00:56:00Jim, please!
00:56:03Stop it, Jim!
00:56:05Jim, no!
00:56:06Jim!
00:56:06Jim!
00:56:07No!
00:56:09Jim!
00:56:10Jim!
00:56:10Oh, please!
00:56:23Oh, please!
00:56:24Don't do something!
00:56:26She's dying!
00:56:26Governor Grayling to Hotel Whiskey.
00:56:28Code blue on G-We.
00:56:29We need your assistance immediately.
00:56:31Repeat immediately.
00:56:32Oh, no!
00:56:34Oh!
00:56:36Oh!
00:56:38She's dead!
00:56:39She's dead!
00:56:40And then pick her up!
00:56:42Someone stabbed her in the tower!
00:56:44I've never seen so much blood!
00:56:45What are you talking about?
00:56:47She's dead!
00:56:49She's been butchered!
00:56:53No!
00:56:58Don't die on me, Jim.
00:57:00Don't you lean down!
00:57:02Don't die on me, Jim.
00:57:04Don't die on me, Jim.
00:57:06Don't die on me, Jim.
00:57:07Don't die on me, Jim.
00:57:07Don't die on me, Jim.
00:57:08Don't die on me, Jim.
00:57:08Jesus.
00:57:11This is all my fault.
00:57:14Of course it's not.
00:57:17Yes, it is.
00:57:20I should never have let that bloody performance happen.
00:57:23We should sell off the whole corridor and wait for the place.
00:57:41I'm so sorry.
00:57:46Come on, Mum.
00:57:47Mum, we found the killer.
00:57:58Come on.
00:58:14Come on.
00:58:21Come on.
00:58:27Where's that blood?
00:58:42Why don't we wait outside?
00:58:43I've got to stay with that.
00:58:45We're just in the way here. Come on.
00:58:46Please, sir.
00:58:47She's going to be all right.
00:58:48Okay.
00:58:50Kim.
00:58:57It should be all right. Just have faith.
00:59:00I know what's going to happen.
00:59:01I've got to cancel the panto.
00:59:03This is going to be one shit Christmas.
00:59:15Poor old Akai Makai.
00:59:17It's a terrible shame.
00:59:19Still, she believed in heaven.
00:59:22Must be nice up there at Christmas.
00:59:23Christmas.
00:59:26What?
00:59:27What did you do?
00:59:30Me?
00:59:32Nothing.
00:59:34That devil woman up there.
00:59:37She shouldn't have been here in the first place.
00:59:40She should have been locked up in a loony bin.
00:59:46So what are you going to do about Kerrigan?
00:59:50Nothing.
00:59:52What?
00:59:53Not now.
00:59:56That one's for next year.
01:00:00Good.
01:00:01Well, don't disappoint me.
01:00:04You wouldn't like what happens.
01:00:13Just monitor her blood pressure every 15 minutes.
01:00:17How do you mean she was seeing things?
01:00:19Not so much things.
01:00:21A person.
01:00:22Who?
01:00:24A dead screw.
01:00:25Dead?
01:00:27Joe's been seeing his ghost.
01:00:29Thought she was fighting him off or something with that knife.
01:00:31I reckon she leaked it to protect herself.
01:00:33Oh, so delusions, visions, much like when she first became ill.
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:39Yet she'd been taking her medication.
01:00:43What medication?
01:00:44Oh, Joe.
01:00:45Oh, Joe.
01:00:45Oh, Joe.
01:00:45How are you feeling?
01:00:57How are you feeling?
01:01:12Come in?
01:01:13Come in.
01:01:13Come in.
01:01:18Loads of them.
01:01:19Thanks.
01:01:20Joe.
01:01:21Her condition's stabilised.
01:01:23She was very, very lucky, considering how deep it was and how much blood she lost.
01:01:28Oh, mate.
01:01:29Don't you ever do anything to me like that again, you hear?
01:01:32Lithium.
01:01:33It's our essential medication.
01:01:36No wonder her condition's been deteriorating.
01:01:38Why'd you stop taking them pills, Joe?
01:01:40Yeah, but the doctor said that's what's been sending you loopy.
01:01:45Joe.
01:01:45You should have seen the white I put on with them things.
01:01:51You are kidding.
01:01:52You let yourself go barmy just to stay slim.
01:01:55It's not uncommon.
01:01:56There's someone who's not feeling great about themselves.
01:01:59I haven't asked the size of Clapham.
01:02:01So how long since you last took one?
01:02:04Two weeks, maybe.
01:02:09Sorry, Joe.
01:02:11Well, from now on, someone's going to stand over you and make sure these things go down.
01:02:16Ask the size of Clapham notwithstanding.
01:02:39She was a nursery teacher.
01:02:42Took a van load of kids on a trip.
01:02:44Fell asleep at the wheel.
01:02:46And six of them died.
01:02:49Yeah, she got eight years for manslaughter.
01:02:51And for want of a better term, cracked up.
01:02:53Total psychiatric meltdown.
01:02:55Started to attack the other prisoners and eventually stabbed and killed an officer.
01:02:59She became convinced that she was the devil's daughter.
01:03:03So she came from a secure psychiatric union.
01:03:06I mean, how the hell did she end up here?
01:03:09Well, transport was meant to take her on to Brooklands.
01:03:11Simple mistake.
01:03:12Sometimes that's all it takes.
01:03:17Sometimes that's all it takes.
01:03:17How's this?
01:03:42What's this?
01:03:48Open it.
01:03:56It's from the registry office.
01:03:58We've got an appointment for someone to come and talk to us about registering our partnership.
01:04:06Are you sure?
01:04:12I've never been more sure about anything.
01:04:20There's one thing I want to ask you, though.
01:04:24What?
01:04:27Would you be happy being a legal guardian to Dylan?
01:04:31Be his second mum?
01:04:36What do you think?
01:04:37You should get this bloody framed.
01:04:43Oh, Dumpy, why did Snow Black have to take that smack?
01:05:00Because she's a single mum, innit?
01:05:04And the pressure just got too much for her.
01:05:07But it was only one little hit.
01:05:10Yeah, but how was she to know it was a bad batch.
01:05:14And now...
01:05:16Oh, she's dying.
01:05:22Grumpy, can you hear that?
01:05:25What is it?
01:05:26Sounds like two plastic mugs banging together.
01:05:35I think it's Prince Charming.
01:05:38Oh, no, it's not.
01:05:40Oh, yes, it is.
01:05:43Oh, no, it's not.
01:05:45Oh, yes, it is.
01:05:48It's Prince Charming.
01:05:50Can I be of any assistance?
01:06:01Yes, Your Highness.
01:06:03If we are to save Snow Black from her coma,
01:06:07you are going to have to shag her
01:06:09like a dog with Judy.
01:06:13Oh, no, Grumpy.
01:06:15Prince Charming doesn't do shagging.
01:06:18What?
01:06:18Well, no shagging.
01:06:21You are a man, aren't you?
01:06:25In a manner of speaking.
01:06:28Oh, please help us, Prince Charming,
01:06:30by giving Darlene the kiss...
01:06:32By giving Snow Black
01:06:34the kiss of life.
01:06:38Of course.
01:06:40Anything for the, um,
01:06:42beautiful Snow Black.
01:06:48Me alive again.
01:07:02Oh, thank you, Prince Charming.
01:07:06Can I have me smack back now, please?
01:07:09No, Grumpy.
01:07:10Take a lesson from me.
01:07:11You don't need drugs
01:07:15when you have love.
01:07:24You all right, Jim?
01:07:27Yeah.
01:07:29Promise me you keep taking them pills, yeah?
01:07:31Too bleeding, right?
01:07:33Honestly, fun of putting it round this place again.
01:07:35You're a girl fat, okay?
01:07:49You can't sell it!
01:07:54You can't sell it!