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00:00:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please get up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:36Mr. Reed.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:42What?
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Bedsen is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:17Kiddo?
00:02:18Why is he still calling me that? I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:23Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what? Let's go!
00:02:28I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:41He's tougher than I've ever looked.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:48Um...
00:02:50Your arm is...
00:02:54wet.
00:02:55From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it, then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:02Rain, sorry.
00:03:03So why'd my dad send you anything?
00:03:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:08There's no rain up there.
00:03:09Rain, sorry.
00:03:10Rain, sorry.
00:03:11So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:12Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:14...feeding up...
00:03:15...sleazebag's not picking up some guy's daughter?
00:03:21...
00:03:30...
00:03:31I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay, then.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up.
00:04:09You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26I'll be quick.
00:04:46You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:47It's not safe.
00:04:52Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:02Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:02When you're done checking me out,
00:05:05I don't know what you're doing.
00:05:06I don't know what you're doing.
00:05:07I don't know what you're doing.
00:05:08When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:59You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:07This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:30No, please.
00:06:31This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:58Fine.
00:07:01Have your kickback.
00:07:03Or not.
00:07:04Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:10Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:22I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:29This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:10God damn it.
00:08:17Promise to mark.
00:08:18Who's this?
00:08:30Puff Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:35Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:09:00Hi, hi. Christina Fox and Becca too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:29I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:46I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or...
00:10:01No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper!
00:10:40Hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like...
00:10:52You're school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks!
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:01We're, we're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:03I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:09I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:22Oh, this is gold!
00:11:36Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:42Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:52I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:15The hell!
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:26You all seem a little bored.
00:12:29So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:50Daddy issues much?
00:12:58No!
00:12:59I just need to give it back!
00:13:03Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:06is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:12And honestly,
00:13:14if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:49Fuck this.
00:14:00Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:30You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:37Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:44It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55First, that's enough. You better go.
00:15:01One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty! Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:22Fuck you up.
00:15:23Harper literally just girls!
00:15:25I don't give a fuck! Everyone out! The fuck out!
00:15:29What the hell was that?
00:15:41What the hell was that?
00:15:46She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:01Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:03You're crying.
00:16:09Why are you crying?
00:16:12I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:20Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our-
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:29I said stop!
00:16:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just cause you run some sort of shady business-
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:53To stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:17:02Oh yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid...
00:17:06What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:22You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:25I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:26You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:27I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:28You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:30I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:31You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:32You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:33You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:34You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:35You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:36I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:37You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:38You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:39I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:40You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:41I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:42You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:44be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear. I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh! God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:17No.
00:18:21It's going to not be happening. He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:24You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to... I don't want to play. What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv? You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:50I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:54Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:55I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:05Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:27So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28Oh, my plans are none of your concerns here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America.
00:20:40We have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:48What does that mean?
00:20:49You have curfew.
00:21:16How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:20What was that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49Give me some time.
00:21:58Stay with my drive.
00:22:00Up in my head.
00:22:04You better have a good side.
00:22:06Let's look at that.
00:22:08Up in my head.
00:22:10What?
00:22:11Oh, my God.
00:22:13What?
00:22:14Oh, my God.
00:22:15Oh, my God.
00:22:17you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:25your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club
00:22:31excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room
00:22:52somewhere else i'm looking for harper roofs it says her location is here so step aside before i make
00:22:59you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for hey wait
00:23:05wait wait wait
00:23:07he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here
00:23:29i tried to stop him
00:23:31no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:38it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:23:47not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:51hey wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn that is enough
00:23:58these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps look at this
00:24:03these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no
00:24:19one's going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god
00:24:26i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:29see how much my dad likes that
00:24:33your choice
00:24:38and what is
00:24:43no no no no no no no you asshole if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that
00:24:53camera so far down your throat you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:25:01we're leaving now
00:25:07so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:18i did it for your own good you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me
00:25:25around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those
00:25:30guys were looking at you like a piece of meat my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous
00:25:42jealous
00:25:43jealous
00:25:43you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do they're cute too
00:25:55you know what's not cute
00:25:57me jealous
00:26:00now you were right i'm in some shady business and i don't give two shits about what your little
00:26:04friends think about me you better not test me or i'll break you
00:26:09in more than one way
00:26:14well guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:22just admit that you want me
00:26:28what the hell is happening to me
00:26:35there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:40put your seat belt on
00:26:42you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:45fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:49let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:51so are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:58no
00:26:59are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:02oh my god maria no ew
00:27:04that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:08he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:18um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:23think about it
00:27:26we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:32the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:35you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harves
00:27:41yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:46he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:51not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:58so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:03until he snaps
00:28:04and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:08and when your dad sees that
00:28:10he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction
00:28:17chris collins you better watch out
00:28:20because i get what i want
00:28:22sexy outfit
00:28:34check
00:28:35popcorn check
00:28:37a notebook
00:28:39the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:41check
00:28:42what do you want
00:28:53you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:56um popcorn
00:28:58harper
00:28:59you idiot
00:29:00seduce him
00:29:02i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering
00:29:07but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:11wait wait wait
00:29:13i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:18what's going on
00:29:20is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:24no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's not
00:29:32well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:46what about your date
00:29:54jade please jade
00:30:04jade jade now go
00:30:07how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous
00:30:21no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:27there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:33or
00:30:35maybe
00:30:38you're just a soulless
00:30:41ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:46what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:56what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:02now come on
00:31:05just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:07shh
00:31:08don't mess with me harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:15i'll ruin you
00:31:16well
00:31:17i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:19as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:21i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:23not a lie
00:31:27you are a beautiful woman
00:31:30and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:33you can't handle me
00:31:35try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:43i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love hard
00:31:47maybe i'm into that
00:31:50no
00:31:51i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:58just
00:32:10shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:29not be seduced by him
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:36i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:40you're late big daddy
00:32:42but you sound pissed
00:32:45so i'll wait
00:32:47you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:51not tonight
00:32:51busy
00:32:53busy
00:32:54maybe for me you're not
00:32:58when the hell could you possibly be
00:33:01are you with another woman
00:33:03woman
00:33:04no
00:33:05not a woman
00:33:09do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:14not this guy
00:33:22who's my number
00:33:24whoever this girl is
00:33:33your days are numbered
00:33:35do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:37she's going to be the death of me
00:33:58kid
00:33:59because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:04yes
00:34:05stay
00:34:14dammit harper
00:34:19dammit harper
00:34:19dammit harper
00:34:31you
00:34:32you
00:34:33time
00:34:33do you
00:34:35you
00:34:35you
00:34:36you
00:34:48you
00:34:49you
00:34:50uh
00:34:50you
00:34:52you
00:34:53you
00:34:54you
00:34:54you
00:34:56you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:35:05oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:14his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:35:21hand on me so so we didn't know because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night
00:35:35with me angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that
00:35:40let's just say you're lucky you're not my type oh yeah explain that
00:35:47that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:54you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:59is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:04is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:09what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a caca walk
00:36:21i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:29what's up
00:36:36what's up
00:36:50what's up
00:36:52what's up
00:36:54what's up
00:37:01so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but not how to do
00:37:16laundry
00:37:17i don't know what your game is but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:37:44pretty obvious kid
00:37:47i had no other choice i ran out of clothes and
00:37:51you don't know how to do laundry sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:37:55you just can't get away from me can you
00:37:58that's not
00:38:01that's bad manners angel
00:38:16what are you gonna do
00:38:19punish you
00:38:22punish you
00:38:23you don't know
00:38:24i'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:29would you complain about that princess
00:38:33i'd say do your worst
00:38:34i'd say do your worst
00:38:44i'd say do your worst
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:52I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:59What the f***?
00:39:08I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:16You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But, but what about-
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:39Cut block!
00:39:41You actually tried to f*** your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to f*** your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like, BDSR?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:22My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:35Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:42Stop messing with that. You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else Jane will woo your man?
00:41:06He is not my man.
00:41:12I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:01I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:24What?
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on? Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys? You slut? Hmm?
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:37Let me see them. Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me. Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:42There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:43:16You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me! Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:46And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip an asshole.
00:43:50You okay?
00:43:53Take her, you psychopath. She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:57Stop it! You're going to kill him.
00:43:59Good.
00:44:00He's not worth it.
00:44:02Let's go.
00:44:03If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:08Let's go.
00:44:09Let's go.
00:44:10Let's go.
00:44:11If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:17Let's go.
00:44:19If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job. I promise.
00:44:23Let's go.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:26Let's go.
00:44:44Fuck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you. You still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this? What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:03I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:33I'm right here.
00:46:37Don't focus on the water. Just look at me.
00:46:39It's not hard to do.
00:46:41No, no, no, no.
00:46:43No, no, no.
00:46:45No, no, no, no.
00:46:47No, no, no, no.
00:46:49No, no, no, no.
00:46:51No, no, no.
00:46:53No, no, no, no.
00:46:55No, no, no, no.
00:46:57No, no, no, no.
00:46:59No, no, no, no.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:16It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:22You're fine.
00:47:23You're fine, Harper.
00:47:24Just breathe.
00:47:25Just keep breathing.
00:47:26How are you feeling?
00:47:27Fine.
00:47:28Fine.
00:47:29Just insanely distracted.
00:47:30Ready for the next step?
00:47:31I...
00:47:32I...
00:47:33I...
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I...
00:47:37I...
00:47:38I...
00:47:39I...
00:47:40What about you?
00:47:41I...
00:47:42I...
00:47:44I...
00:47:45I...
00:47:46I...
00:47:47He...
00:47:48I...
00:47:49Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:48:00I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:18You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:48I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:54Harper! Harper!
00:48:58Harper!
00:49:02What happened? What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay?
00:49:08You're okay?
00:49:10Sorry. Sorry.
00:49:12You did amazing.
00:49:15You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:21Hey.
00:49:24It's okay.
00:49:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:12Really?
00:50:22What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:24We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:43No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:46Pull off.
00:50:50I'm gonna shower.
00:51:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:03What are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:29I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:34And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16Hey, I'm surprised.
00:52:17It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:25Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:35Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You wanna know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:16He actually lives here with me.
00:53:17No.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:29Help!
00:53:30Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36Help, I can't swim!
00:53:47Help, I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:54Smile for TMS, loser.
00:53:56Please, help!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:17No!
00:54:44Harper!
00:54:45No!
00:54:46Harper!
00:54:56Harper!
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:59It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're sick.
00:55:03I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07No, you're okay.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:09Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:12Just breathe.
00:55:14Way to downgrade Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:17It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25Hmm.
00:55:26She couldn't have tried.
00:55:27She couldn't have tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard together, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us.
00:55:38She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Joke me.
00:55:46Harder.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:48I don't love you.
00:55:49And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:51She's fine.
00:55:52Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:53What are you doing?
00:55:54What are you doing?
00:55:55Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:00And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:02You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter didn't be a big game.
00:56:05She's not involved.
00:56:06She's not involved.
00:56:07Why would you have to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:08She's fine.
00:56:09Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:10What are you doing?
00:56:11She's fine.
00:56:12Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:14What are you doing?
00:56:15Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:19And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:25you're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is
00:56:31responsible for his company going bankrupt you've got that he's threatening
00:56:36me no I'm telling you don't fuck with people I care about
00:56:44get out of here wait please don't I'll do anything please
00:56:55Chris no wait wait
00:57:25sorry for the situation I put you in Barbara she will not bother you again I swear don't worry about
00:57:36it I guess we both have histories of dating crazies huh never dated her we weren't a thing
00:57:50not a brain to her
00:57:53are you seriously jealous right now
00:58:02she said that
00:58:08that I would never be able to handle you
00:58:15she said that
00:58:19that I would never be able to handle you
00:58:26satisfy you in bed
00:58:31that I was too much of a kid and that
00:58:39you'd never be into me
00:58:42is that true
00:58:47that's not how I feel Harper
00:58:52but I don't know if I can tell you how I feel
00:58:56I'm supposed to protect you
00:58:59when I was in that pool
00:59:05I really thought I was going to die
00:59:09and all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing
00:59:16what did you regret?
00:59:21not doing this sooner
00:59:22I can tell you
00:59:37you
00:59:37no
00:59:41you
00:59:42you
00:59:43you
00:59:44you
00:59:45what the hell am i doing why don't you stop again you're playing with fire harper your dad is going
01:00:01to kill me i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to this isn't about
01:00:08mark it's about you and me so whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:14you need to kill it i'm too dangerous
01:00:18so you're saying the kiss was a mistake i should forget this never happened
01:00:26it's for the best harper there's a reason i don't let people close to me yeah
01:00:33it's because you're a coward you're allowed to be mad at me just admit it you led me on and then
01:00:41you got cold feet just be a man and own it not don't you're a psycho
01:00:46i'm just trying to protect you
01:00:56morning
01:01:05nagel i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:13no what i need is for you to move out and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:34you bageled me and you made me strip tease for you
01:01:38what's wrong kiddo i hate seeing you like this
01:01:43well you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:46columbia university gallery exhibition featuring the work of students
01:02:04arper reeves
01:02:05i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:13has mr colin seen this harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:30huh
01:02:31i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey
01:02:39hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:42okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:52okay
01:02:53okay
01:02:56wow
01:03:09how long do you think this took to paint christina
01:03:12like a million hours
01:03:13who the fuck cares
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:23whoops
01:03:38i think i hear them coming
01:03:46let's go
01:03:47one last touch
01:03:49good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01heartburn
01:04:02tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08huh
01:04:10what
01:04:11no no no no my
01:04:14my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate
01:04:18why would someone do this to me
01:04:20harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:25harper
01:04:26i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:38don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:44did you do this
01:04:51christina
01:04:53if i don't
01:04:55sell my work tonight
01:04:57i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:00you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what
01:05:02you have no proof
01:05:04good luck with that losers
01:05:07that's what you get for fucking with me
01:05:11harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:16professor i can explain
01:05:17harper
01:05:20is this your work
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor
01:05:27we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:32ladies
01:05:33i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:37i guess just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what
01:05:41who would buy this crap
01:05:43i will
01:05:44who would buy this piece of crap
01:05:59i will
01:06:00it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa
01:06:05attacked us
01:06:06at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:19how much for this painting
01:06:23oh no
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:26done
01:06:31wait
01:06:34eighteen hundred dollars
01:06:35you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:42you're telling me this
01:06:43gun pulling
01:06:45whiskey chugging
01:06:46whack ass grandpa
01:06:47just has
01:06:48eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:50sitting in his
01:06:51bank account
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:55take the rest and buy
01:06:57art supplies
01:06:58whatever it is you need to get
01:06:59for harper's sake
01:07:01sir
01:07:01mr collins
01:07:03this is too much
01:07:04oh my god
01:07:05oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me
01:07:09are you fucking kidding me
01:07:13language
01:07:14miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:22my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:27and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:34you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:46what the fuck else do you want from me
01:07:49i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:02good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13no stresses though
01:08:15wait
01:08:16what
01:08:17huh
01:08:17i
01:08:18what was it that you two said
01:08:37oh
01:08:38right
01:08:39good luck proving it was me
01:08:41the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:08:47you're being suspended
01:08:48let's go
01:08:49why are you grabbing us
01:08:51they're the ones who did this
01:08:52arrest them
01:08:53let's go
01:08:54oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:57i'll see you later
01:08:58congratulations on the sell miss reese
01:09:04chris that was 18 grand
01:09:06that's 18 000 dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:10i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:13what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:22he um
01:09:25i mean i
01:09:28i think this might help
01:09:35show you how much i want you
01:09:37i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:56bad things
01:10:03but only if you want me to
01:10:05i don't want you to let go
01:10:06i do
01:10:08why'd we stop
01:10:21we've been waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer
01:10:28because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:30and i'll wait for you
01:10:36wear that for me tonight
01:10:39harper
01:10:46harper
01:10:48hello
01:10:49earth to harper
01:10:50you need to look at this
01:10:52can it wait maria
01:10:53i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:58bill no that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:01harper look
01:11:02you've got the phone
01:11:05i swear
01:11:06the guns and the money it's not just for show
01:11:08harper he's dangerous
01:11:10you need to move out now
01:11:12you can't keep living with him
01:11:13i need to talk to him
01:11:15okay
01:11:15harper
01:11:16taxi
01:11:26for harper
01:11:27who are you
01:11:30hey
01:11:32let go of me
01:11:33stop it
01:11:33please
01:11:34please
01:11:43please let me go
01:11:45if it's money
01:11:46i'll give you however much you want
01:11:48harper harper
01:11:52harper
01:11:53harper
01:11:54ryan
01:11:56why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:59we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:02you psycho
01:12:03he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:06he humiliated me
01:12:10but luckily for me
01:12:11your little boyfriend
01:12:13what does he have
01:12:14he has some dangerous enemies
01:12:16ain't that right fellas
01:12:17once he arrives
01:12:21to save his little princess
01:12:22well
01:12:25we don't need to get into the gory details
01:12:27do we
01:12:27no
01:12:28no
01:12:29you can just watch
01:12:31no
01:12:32no no no
01:12:33no
01:12:34no
01:12:35a trap
01:12:53what the hell
01:12:55not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:14i hope you don't mind
01:13:18i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:21before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:23you should probably know where she is first
01:13:27hey crap
01:13:32i can explain
01:13:33you're gonna explain
01:13:34but first
01:13:36you know my daughter better than i do
01:13:40is that text a prank
01:13:42harper's in trouble
01:13:45we need to go
01:13:45okay
01:13:46can we have some fun with you
01:13:50after we kill
01:13:51leather gramps
01:13:53should we make him watch
01:13:56looks like he's here
01:14:03are you ready
01:14:05to see
01:14:06your boyfriend
01:14:07die harper
01:14:08get ready boys
01:14:15i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:36what's the matter tough guy
01:14:54what
01:14:55can't talk without you
01:14:57the bodyguards
01:14:57let me go
01:15:05i already told you
01:15:07you should have listened to me dead
01:15:09i'm gonna kill you
01:15:13you god damn dick
01:15:14are you okay
01:15:34did he hurt you
01:15:36chris
01:15:37i put you in danger
01:15:40you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper
01:15:44i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:46would someone
01:15:53like to tell me
01:15:55what the fuck is going on
01:15:57oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:03it's okay
01:16:03i'll handle it
01:16:05i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:09i want an answer now before i
01:16:11before i kill him
01:16:12no dad
01:16:13look
01:16:13i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17but
01:16:18deep down
01:16:19i know that
01:16:21you just want me to be safe
01:16:24chris makes me feel safe
01:16:30please don't be mad
01:16:32you're wrong about that
01:16:35it's not deep down
01:16:38it is the most important thing to me
01:16:41your happiness
01:16:42if that means being with chris
01:16:47then he better not screw this up
01:16:50or i will make him regret it
01:16:52i believe you
01:16:54you
01:16:56keep her safe
01:16:58with my god damn life
01:17:02do you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:21yes
01:17:34daddy
01:17:34say it
01:17:38yes daddy
01:17:40i want you to beg for it
01:17:47i want you
01:17:51to fuck me
01:17:54stop teasing
01:18:05i want you now
01:18:08daddy
01:18:15say it
01:18:16or i'll punish you
01:18:18don't stop
01:18:31daddy
01:18:32are you sure about that
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:08you can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me
01:19:15you know i'm dangerous
01:19:31or it shall i
01:19:35do your worst daddy
01:19:39once i started
01:20:02not stopping
01:20:02i thought you only fucked girls
01:20:09from behind
01:20:10you're different
01:20:15ready for room 5
01:20:19stop it i'm sore
01:20:35now let me out so i can go pee
01:20:37or what if i don't
01:20:41what was that
01:20:44crap
01:20:44it's my dad
01:20:45honey you home
01:20:47um dad i'm kind of busy right now
01:20:49i'll just come in
01:20:50i told you i was busy
01:20:55this
01:20:56is my home
01:20:58harper reads
01:20:59if you want to get up to adult stuff
01:21:01you need to move out
01:21:02okay i will
01:21:03can you get out
01:21:05i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris
01:21:21can i please just open my eyes
01:21:23no
01:21:23please keep them covered
01:21:24i want to give a speech
01:21:27and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:29i get nervous when i open up
01:21:32you literally carry around a gun
01:21:34but whatever
01:21:36just get on with it
01:21:38what i do for a living
01:21:40the not so legal part
01:21:43it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be
01:21:52vulnerable
01:21:54yeah
01:21:56but i knew
01:21:57when i was in charge of keeping you safe
01:21:59i was doomed
01:22:00you're like a magnet harper
01:22:03and i want to be around you
01:22:05forever
01:22:07so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:22i'm moving you in there
01:22:24as a graduation present
01:22:27and also i
01:22:30love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:34only if you want to
01:22:38either way
01:22:40the apartment's yours
01:22:42are you serious?
01:22:45what's wrong?
01:22:47it's a tacky?
01:22:47i liked it
01:22:50i thought
01:22:50deal
01:22:50but on one condition boyfriend
01:22:57which is
01:22:59you have to move in there with me
01:23:01deal
01:23:02like what's wrong with you
01:23:04you may have to go in there with them
01:23:18so yeah
01:23:18let me feel comfortable
01:23:20because we go in there it's so nice
01:23:22okay
01:23:23yeah
01:23:23so yeah
01:23:24do