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00:00Previously on Mech X4, I have a gift.
00:07I can control technology.
00:09That's my mind.
00:10Mech X4 can only be piloted by you.
00:13Reach out to it with your power.
00:14I'm a technopath.
00:16You cannot imagine the horrors coming your way.
00:18Monsters.
00:19As big as a robot, if not big.
00:21City has a robot defender.
00:23The next monster I make will tear that robot apart.
00:30Hey, guys.
00:33Okay, I can't believe we saved this place from total destruction, and we can't tell anybody.
00:38Right?
00:39I wanted to meet Neil deGrasse Tyson and Selena Gomez.
00:42Not in that order.
00:43You know, were we supposed to keep the whole Mech X4 thing a secret?
00:47Spider, what did you do?
00:49Kathy Park, here with the brave crew of Mech X4, Ryan Walker, Harris Harris Jr., and, uh, some other kid.
00:55She sort of knows why, yeah, I don't know.
00:57How does it feel to be the hero of Bay City?
01:00Riot! Riot! Riot! Riot!
01:03Riot! Riot!
01:04Riot! Riot!
01:05Riot! Riot!
01:06Riot! Riot!
01:07Riot! Riot!
01:08Riot! Riot!
01:09Riot! Riot!
01:10Riot!
01:11Riot!
01:11For saving our lives!
01:13For being a hero!
01:14Riot!
01:15Riot!
01:16Here's a street performer doing the robot.
01:19Riot! Riot! Riot!
01:21I get it. He's a robot. I have a robot.
01:24A veggie murder that actually tastes good.
01:26That's impossible.
01:27Riot! And a check for one million dollars!
01:32Woo!
01:32Riot!
01:33Riot!
01:33Riot!
01:34Riot!
01:35Riot!
01:36Riot!
01:37Riot!
01:38Riot!
01:39Riot!
01:40Riot!
01:41Riot!
01:42Riot!
01:43Riot!
01:45Riot!
01:48What?
01:49Is it just a dream?
01:50Does it end with you being late for school?
01:50Because that's where it gets real kiddo.
01:53Come on let's go rye, guys.
01:55Oh!
02:22Here you go, boys.
02:26Uh, breakfast on a stick?
02:27No, the brek-ba-kebab.
02:31It's a new breakfast food I'm selling on my food truck.
02:33Try it.
02:36This is good.
02:37Plus, one hand free for texting at the table.
02:39No texting at the table. Down.
02:41No texting at the table.
02:42Got it.
02:45Wait, dude, check the TV.
02:49Mech X4 almost destroys a school,
02:52risking the lives of all inside.
02:54Now, half of you think that robot is a hero.
02:56But the other half?
02:58Imagine for a second, a robot foot comes flying out of the sky.
03:01You think drivers are bad?
03:02Oh, watch out.
03:03It stepped on my baby!
03:06Is what I'm afraid could happen.
03:07It was pretty scary.
03:11Those are my kids, you know?
03:13Parents, trust me with them.
03:15I'm just glad no one was hurt.
03:18Until we get answers, I don't want to say that Bay City needs to live in fear, but Bay City needs to live in fear.
03:26What is he talking about?
03:28I saved the school.
03:29I saved everybody.
03:30Well, I fixed the robot so you could beat the monster, so technically that means I saved everyone.
03:35No, this is not cool.
03:37We need to get out there and make sure that people know Mech X is a hero.
03:41Yeah.
03:45The most important thing.
03:47The most important thing.
03:49The most important thing.
03:51Still no matches on the face recognition app.
03:53How is this possible?
03:55Who is this guy?
03:58What else did he want to say?
04:00I mean, it could be anything like press the red button and then the robot explodes.
04:04Oh, that's a seat warmer.
04:07Oh yeah, that's nice.
04:09Sorry I'm late. I was doing cooler Mark Walker stuff.
04:12We doing this?
04:14Paris, the video can wait.
04:16Really? This guy built a robot specifically for a technopath.
04:20Why?
04:21To protect Bay City.
04:23And how are we going to do that if people think we're the threat?
04:25We need people to like us.
04:27We should teach the robot how to wink because people love it when I wink.
04:30No.
04:31That was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
04:32Don't do that again.
04:34Ryan, this is me you're talking to.
04:36When you say us, you mean you, right?
04:39No, no, I mean Mech X4.
04:43Paris, are you really okay with people being afraid of us?
04:46Fine.
04:47But only while Facebook is running.
04:49As soon as he gets a match, then I'm gonna-
04:50Let's go!
04:52Yeah, let's do this.
04:54Let's be heroes.
04:55No, no, no, no.
05:00What are you doing?
05:01It's cold vapors!
05:02You!
05:03Ro-
05:04Oh!
05:08Oh!
05:10Oh!
05:11Oh!
05:12Oh, oh, oh!
05:13Oh, my God.
05:43Ah, there it is.
05:57Here's your coffee, Mr. Harper.
06:00Delicious. Jessica, what do we got?
06:02Mr. Harper, if you could thumbprint sign here.
06:04Boink.
06:05And here.
06:06Yep.
06:06And here.
06:07Running out of thumbs, Jessica.
06:08Hold up.
06:10What did I just buy?
06:11A company that recycles hot dog water.
06:12Hmm. Well, people like hot dogs. They need water. It'll catch on.
06:22It's a beautiful man. Put him down easy.
06:24I know. Hold on.
06:30Jessica, did that robot just save Marty?
06:36Yes. And now it's doing some sort of victory dance.
06:39I did it. I did it.
06:41Look at him go.
06:43People shouldn't be afraid of this.
06:45You know that Godfrey person who keeps saying that the robot is evil?
06:50Tell him I have an announcement to make.
06:56He's doing it.
07:00You see that, Harris?
07:02Your hero, Seth Harper, is giving us the thumbs up.
07:05I know.
07:05I just want to grab that thumb and shake that hand.
07:09No!
07:10Stop that.
07:11You're doing that thing where you suck me into your crazy plans because they're fun.
07:15It was fun.
07:16But irresponsible.
07:17Which is why it was fun.
07:19No.
07:20I need to get back to that video and unlock its secrets.
07:23Sure.
07:24As soon as we hit the X deck, turn on the TV, and soak in some of that hometown love.
07:30Fear is what Bay City should be feeling right now.
07:35They're more scared than ever.
07:37More scared than ever.
07:39And yet, Bay City's favorite son, Seth Harper from Harper Futuristics, has his usual, delusional take on it.
07:47I saw you, Mech X4.
07:50I saw you save Marty.
07:52Did we save him, Marty?
07:53I don't know.
07:54You fascinate me.
07:56And like everyone else in Bay City, I just want to know more about you.
07:59So, five-ish, I'm inviting you to my estate to learn.
08:03But mostly, I want to say thank you.
08:07And I will say you're welcome.
08:08What are you talking about?
08:10We're going to let him know that we're the heroes inside Mech X4.
08:15Now that I know where that robot will be,
08:17I can destroy Mech X4 in front of its biggest fan.
08:27Are you kidding me?
08:29You want to reveal our secret identities.
08:31For what?
08:32So you can become famous?
08:34Trust me, it's pretty awesome.
08:35People are scared of Mech X4.
08:37They think you can be an alien or evil or an unstoppable killing machine from the future.
08:43I have been reading the message boards.
08:44But if they see the human face of Mech X4, they'll be less scared.
08:48Yeah, especially if it's this face.
08:49It'll be all of our faces.
08:51You're not doing this to make people less scared.
08:54You want a victory lap.
08:56What?
08:56Not enough trophies at home?
08:58So why not make Mech X4 one?
08:59Zoom!
09:00Shoots and scores.
09:01Okay, let's take a vote.
09:04All in favor of proving we're not evil.
09:07At Harper's estate?
09:10I'm not some vending machine you technopathically push around.
09:13Weirdly stated, but okay.
09:15If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out what that guy in the video built Mech X4.
09:20Because I'll tell you one thing, it's not for fame.
09:23Come on, Harris, you're not always right.
09:34If that's the case, why do you always cheat off me?
09:36Because you're always more right than me.
09:39What are you doing?
09:40That video was filmed somewhere here.
09:42The clues are in this image.
09:48Okay.
09:48Come on, man, you're going to miss all the fun.
09:52This is important.
09:53What are we doing here?
09:55Triangulating distances.
09:57It's called algebra.
09:59Bruh.
09:59You can leave.
10:00Okay.
10:01Bye, Harris.
10:02Bye.
10:03Bye.
10:18All right.
10:26The video file's got to be on one of these drives.
10:28Harris?
10:31Let's do the work.
10:34Hello, Mr. Harper, everyone.
10:37I'm Ryan Walker, and it sounds like I'm at a funeral.
10:42Okay.
10:43Bay City, are you ready?
10:46To rock.
10:47And the crowd goes into a coma.
10:52Look, I get it.
10:53You're excited.
10:54I mean, I'm used to being the center of attention, but it's new for you.
10:58Is this your first pep talk?
11:00Because you're terrible at it.
11:01When I was nervous before a game, you know what Dad used to tell me?
11:03What?
11:04No matter what, stand tall, be confident, and see your victory.
11:09Now, imagine yourself in the palm of that robot.
11:12Okay, okay.
11:13Yeah.
11:13And it lowers us down to the ground.
11:15It opens its hands in front of all those people.
11:18Cool, right?
11:18Very.
11:19Okay, then.
11:20And then I go, oh, man, is that Mark Walker?
11:23He's so cool!
11:24He must be the pilot of Mech X4.
11:26Mark!
11:26Mark!
11:26Mark!
11:27Mark!
11:27Mark!
11:28Mark!
11:28Mark!
11:29Good talk, bro.
11:30Mark!
11:30Mark!
11:30Mark!
11:31Mark!
11:31Mark!
11:31Mark!
11:32Mark!
11:32Mark!
11:32Mark!
11:32It was a terrible talk.
11:42Nothing.
11:44And this was the last one.
11:50What?
11:50Hey, any chance to get Harris to come?
12:12Whoa.
12:13Leo?
12:14Hello?
12:18His name was Leo.
12:21Huh?
12:23Huh?
12:23Huh?
12:31Huh?
12:36Huh?
12:37Huh?
12:38Huh?
12:38Huh?
12:38Huh?
12:39Huh?
12:40Huh?
12:40Huh?
12:41Huh?
12:42It just doesn't feel right.
12:44You guys can make up after we're back.
12:46Let's get famous.
12:47Well, you guys get famous.
12:49I'm a legend.
12:52Alright.
12:55Showtime.
12:59Mech-X-U!
13:01The most important thing is the monsters are sent by people.
13:05Terrible people.
13:06That's why I built Mech-X-4.
13:09So you could stop them, Ryan.
13:11Wait, did he just say Ryan's name?
13:14So you could stop them, Ryan.
13:16But you have to keep your identity a secret.
13:18If they know you're in there, these people will strike directly at you and everyone you know.
13:22Oh, no.
13:41Do not reveal yourselves.
13:48You are in danger.
13:58Desperate times.
13:59I did say five, right?
14:06Yes.
14:07Right.
14:08So, how does it feel to get stood up at your own party?
14:11No need to be smug, Godfrey.
14:14Could just be fashionably late.
14:16What are we waiting for?
14:20To be fashionably late.
14:23Is this your first time being invited to a party?
14:26Yeah.
14:33Well, what do you mean no entrance?
14:35I'm Cassie Park.
14:36I broke the story on Mech-X-4.
14:38Good for you.
14:39Private meeting.
14:40Well, what about that girl?
14:42I'm a boy on a girl's bike.
14:43And that was sexist.
14:47Shoot.
14:49Well, I guess we may as well wrap this up.
14:58Magnificent.
15:01Look at that technology.
15:03I wonder what it is.
15:05Ratings.
15:06That's what.
15:07You better get this.
15:08Get all of this.
15:09You made it.
15:10Fantastic.
15:12First off, thank you for coming, Mech-X-4.
15:15I know that some people are afraid of you.
15:18Now, what is your secret agenda?
15:20But I want to change all that.
15:22Maybe we got to know you more.
15:24Where are you from?
15:25Are you alive?
15:26Are you remote controlled?
15:27Are you here to enslave us?
15:29Well, what are you waiting for?
15:31Fame awaits.
15:32Yeah, let's do this.
15:34I just, I wish Harris was here.
15:44Hey!
15:45Look at your phone!
15:47I think he is.
15:51Look at your phone.
15:57You're in danger.
15:58Do not reveal yourselves.
16:00Do this again?
16:01Lighten up.
16:04No!
16:05Fish!
16:06No!
16:07No!
16:08Fish!
16:09No!
16:10Fish!
16:12No!
16:13Fish!
16:14No!
16:15Fish!
16:16He's dead.
16:45No, no, no, no.
16:47He told us not to do this.
16:57Whoa!
16:59He told us and I didn't listen and now he's...
17:03Ryan. He's dead.
17:05We're under attack. We need you.
17:07People are in danger.
17:09Ryan!
17:15This thing killed Harris!
17:21Wait, wait.
17:23What? Zoom in.
17:29Yeah, he's still moving.
17:31Well, let's keep him that way.
17:33Ryan! Ryan!
17:35Help!
17:37He's gonna get crushed down there.
17:39Okay, I'll get him. Just give me cover.
17:41You got it.
17:42Please.
17:43He's our best friend.
17:45This is my fault.
17:51That thing is dangerous!
17:53Get out!
17:55Get out!
17:57No!
17:59That robot is trying to kill us!
18:01Look!
18:02He's trying to save us!
18:04Sir, we need to get you to safety.
18:06I mean, I suppose.
18:07No!
18:17It's so...
18:18So...
18:19So...
18:20So gross!
18:21I'm trying to keep him away,
18:22but without Harris,
18:23we don't have anyone manning shields.
18:24Well, someone has to protect them!
18:26God!
18:29This is worse than my mom's cooking!
18:33Woo!
18:34Go for it, Mark!
18:39He's out!
18:42Harris!
18:43Harris!
18:44Mark!
18:48Harris!
18:49You're okay!
18:50Uh...
18:51Awkward?
18:52I'm fine too, everybody!
18:53N-Not the time!
18:54Not the time!
18:55Not the time!
18:56No!
18:57No!
18:58No!
18:59No!
19:00No!
19:01No!
19:02No!
19:03No!
19:04No!
19:05No!
19:06No!
19:07No!
19:08No!
19:09No!
19:10No!
19:11No!
19:12No!
19:13No!
19:14No!
19:16No!
19:17No!
19:18No!
19:19No!
19:20No!
19:21No!
19:22No, no!
19:23No!
19:24No!
19:25No!
19:26All right, let's focus.
19:27Any advice soon?
19:28Let's be heroes.
19:29Let's end this!
19:30Have I shown you guys what I call the plasma ax?
19:32Let's end this!
19:33Have I shown you guys what I call the plasma axe?
19:36When did you have time to figure out we had a plasma axe?
19:39I do stuff.
19:45Make execute!
20:02Everyone's safe?
20:10Yeah, dude. How about you?
20:12A little beaten up.
20:14But if everyone's okay, I'm great.
20:25How amazing.
20:28Well, fixing this is gonna take a while.
20:30Hey, thanks for the save.
20:33Yeah, man. Teammates.
20:35So, um, people are making these monsters?
20:38And that guy in the video knew you would be the technopath that piloted MEC-X4.
20:43He knew your name.
20:45Yep. Creepy. Bored in line illegal.
20:48Somebody is planning something big. We have to fight smarter.
20:51You're the smartest guy I know. And you were awesome up there.
20:55Standing.
20:56Hey guys, you're talking about us.
20:57And a girl's bite goes flying past my head.
21:00I didn't panic.
21:02Instead, I saved Seth Harper and his assistant.
21:06But that MEC-X4 is dangerous.
21:10No.
21:12I don't care about what they say.
21:14We know who we are.
21:16And we need to keep that a secret.
21:17Yeah, I saw you didn't get to meet Harper, dude.
21:19Yeah.
21:20Or his assistant, Jessica.
21:21I mean, seriously, am I the only one noticing the ladies?
21:25Best friends?
21:27Best friends.
21:28Yep.
21:29Three equally good friends.
21:30Probably impossible to rank us.
21:32Yep.
21:34Right?
21:35They call me.
21:36They call me too.
21:38They call me too.
21:39They call me too.
21:40They call me too.
21:41And I'm the same person.
21:42They call me too.
21:43That's an odd thing to find.
21:45They call me too.
21:46That's a hard thing to be in there.
21:47They call me too.
21:48I know, they call me too.
21:49How are you?
21:50What?
21:51Ow!
22:21Oh, what does that mean?
22:24I got it.
22:26I'm so glad I can get rid of it.
22:30I am so glad it's so broken.
22:32Well, let's see.
22:34I don't know.
22:35Well, I don't know.
22:37I'm good.
22:39Oh.
22:41Oh.
22:43Oh.
22:45Oh.
22:47Oh.