00:00I hate to interrupt a kick-ass slow-mo explosion, but we should probably introduce who's who in the
00:22burning vehicle. That's UK's Prime Minister, aka the President of England, Sam Clarke.
00:27U.S. President slash action movie star, Will Derringer, and MI6's top agent, Noelle Busset.
00:3324 hours ago, somebody shot down Air Force One over unfriendly territory, and these two made it out.
00:41Now, they'll embark on a breathtaking adventure.
00:44Enduros is tough for guys like you.
00:46Guys like me?
00:46Guys like you, you know, Jim Strong.
00:48As opposed to Strong Strong.
00:50You want to see Jim Strong, I'll rip a tree out of the ground and beat you to death with it, huh?
00:53Go on then. Rip that tree out and beat me to death with it.
00:57So I thought, pick the biggest tree.
00:59Obviously, they're going to need a little help, which is where we come in.
01:02That's me, by the way.
01:03Now it's up to my elite team of six.
01:05Okay, five.
01:07All right, three.
01:08She's one.
01:10Oh, no.
01:12Wait, then how did she...
01:16All right, I'll tell you.
01:19Okay, the bulletproof vest.
01:21I mean, not original, but it works.
01:22It's a real nut punch in a Ziploc bag out there.
01:27Now they're on the run and need to keep their heads down.
01:30Yankees?
01:30No, no, no.
01:31Canadians.
01:31How do you say Canadians?
01:32Nobody loves Americans.
01:33Americans love Americans.
01:34They're never Canadians, trust me.
01:35And do whatever it takes to stop World War III.
01:38Even if it means sucking on sheep nipples.
01:40He sucks on sheep nipples.
01:41Nobody sucks on sheep nipples.
01:44Okay.
01:44Gone.
01:45All caught up?
01:46Good.
01:47Cue the music.
01:47I want it to look cool with a gun in my hand.
01:57Oh, shh, shh, shh.
02:06I got this.
02:08Follow me, boys.
02:09How are you alive?
02:17I just kept calm and carried on.
02:21Heads of state, catch us only on Prime on July.
02:24Ah, come on.
02:26Can we just do one trailer where you don't give everything away?
02:28I'm out of date.
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