Full Episode Of Not Your Average Intern
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00:00:00What the hell?
00:00:29Ew!
00:00:30Like move, dirty peasant.
00:00:32Why would you kick it?
00:00:33You're like totally in my way.
00:00:36Why would you kick it?
00:00:38Ms. Foden, are you alright?
00:00:42I'm okay, Sister Matthews, thank you.
00:00:45We're so grateful to have the Foden heiress helping us out.
00:00:49You know, I could have given you easier work.
00:00:52No, Sister Matthews, I insist.
00:00:55I know it's not cheap to hire a cleaner, especially with the orphanage running on a deficit.
00:01:00I need to take this real quick, it's my father.
00:01:06Hello?
00:01:08You know, washing walls at an orphanage, it's not a real job.
00:01:12Stop spying on me, Dad. Get a life.
00:01:15I think it's time for you to return to the family business and marry your fiance.
00:01:19Or I could get my own job at MG Corp.
00:01:21Dad, we've been over this. I mean, what is this, the 15th century?
00:01:24Family influence and arranged marriages are so overrated.
00:01:27Last thing I need is a spoiled princess who I've never met hanging around my neck.
00:01:31No, I don't want this.
00:01:33I'm not marrying him.
00:01:35Like, why do we have to go through a shitty orphanage to, like, get to the car every day?
00:01:45It's, like, totally gross walking past that place.
00:01:47Careful not to spill anything, Kate. I borrowed this car from my boss.
00:01:50It's, like, my first day dive.
00:01:52I can't have people at work thinking I live in the ghetto or whatever.
00:01:55God, this coffee's nasty.
00:02:00What the fuck?
00:02:04Are you serious?
00:02:08I can't be late for my first day of work.
00:02:10I gotta move along.
00:02:11Alright, listen up.
00:02:16Mr. Maguire's fiance will be here any minute.
00:02:19If you want to be promoted fast, this is it.
00:02:22We are so happy to have you here, Kate.
00:02:41Welcome to MG Miss Kate.
00:02:43I love that dress you're wearing.
00:02:55And the heels.
00:02:57And that diamond ring.
00:02:59Look at that.
00:03:00You and Mr. Maguire make the most perfect couple.
00:03:03I cannot wait for your wedding.
00:03:05Oh.
00:03:06My.
00:03:07God.
00:03:08They totally think I'm the CEO's fiance or something.
00:03:11Take this opportunity, Kathleen.
00:03:13Maybe you can use it to become Mr. Maguire's real wife.
00:03:16Hey, everyone.
00:03:17Let's keep things on the down low, okay?
00:03:20I don't like to brag about being a billionaire's wife.
00:03:24Oh, you got it, Kate.
00:03:36And who are you?
00:03:37The new janitor?
00:03:38Hi.
00:03:39Hi.
00:03:40No.
00:03:41I'm one of the new interns.
00:03:42I'm-
00:03:43How dare you wear that trash to work?
00:03:46How dare you wear this trash to work?
00:03:50We are the most prestigious advertising firm in the world.
00:03:54Sorry, someone accidentally spilled their coffee on me on the way to work.
00:03:57I didn't have a spare.
00:03:58The sun is, like, scorching.
00:04:01I'm worried it's gonna, like, melt my silk or something.
00:04:04We'll deal with you later.
00:04:05I am so sorry, Kate.
00:04:07Sometimes dealing with subordinates can be a chore.
00:04:10Right this way.
00:04:12Oh, my God.
00:04:14Kate is stunning.
00:04:15I wish I could marry Mr. Maguire.
00:04:17Imagine swimming in a pool of cash every day.
00:04:20A janitor could only dream.
00:04:23She'd probably end up pregnant by some junkie.
00:04:29Who runs this place?
00:04:31Probably just some greedy, shallow jerk.
00:04:34She did not work with her.
00:04:40There you are.
00:04:44Wait.
00:04:45Is her name Kate, too?
00:04:47She can't be the real fiancé.
00:04:51Right?
00:04:52And this is your desk.
00:04:54I hope you like my decorations.
00:04:56Stay calm, Kate.
00:05:04You will have your own company in no time and crush the shithole.
00:05:17Oh, I am so sorry.
00:05:19Oh my god.
00:05:20Are you going to like pay for that?
00:05:23This bag is a Mariah limited edition.
00:05:26It's like expensive as fuck.
00:05:28You mean a Miriam.
00:05:31Miriam, whatever.
00:05:33Look at this scratch.
00:05:34I'm going to need some compensation for that.
00:05:37It's barely even noticeable.
00:05:38It was probably already there before I knocked it down.
00:05:40You think you know more about exclusive vans than a billionaire's fiance?
00:05:44It's not even real.
00:05:50The audacity.
00:05:51Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:53If it were real, the handle would be made out of solid gold, not iron.
00:05:58Shit, am I getting exposed?
00:06:00I don't believe it.
00:06:01I just happen to have a magnet right here.
00:06:04If it sticks, it's iron.
00:06:09It sticks, it's iron.
00:06:11How can a CEO's fiance own a fake bag?
00:06:15My maid must have like stolen the real one or something.
00:06:18She's always eyeing my precious gifts from Mr. McGuire.
00:06:24I need to go call him.
00:06:26See what having dirty peasants around does to you?
00:06:34Catherine, you're still fired for wearing that dirty shirt to work.
00:06:37It's illegal to fire me for no reason, you ass kisser.
00:06:42Watch your mouth, peasant.
00:06:44Not only can I have you fired, I can kick your ass.
00:06:50Pull me right there.
00:06:51Hold it right there.
00:07:10You can't fire the new intern, Mary.
00:07:11In fact, you can't terminate anyone.
00:07:13That's my job.
00:07:14Of course, I completely understand.
00:07:15I just...
00:07:16Give us a warning, and there will not be a second one.
00:07:21Authoritative charmer?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:23Wonder who he is.
00:07:31Consider yourself lucky.
00:07:39Yes?
00:07:40This is Mount Seymour Hospital.
00:07:41Sister Matthews has been admitted.
00:07:43What?
00:07:43Sister Matthews, are you okay?
00:07:52It's fine, Kate.
00:07:53I just missed a step coming off the stairs.
00:08:00It's you.
00:08:04It's you.
00:08:06How silly of me.
00:08:08Putting both of you as my emergency contact.
00:08:11Anyway, David, Catherine, Catherine, David.
00:08:16You two make such a good couple.
00:08:18It's a good one, sister.
00:08:20Matchmaking would be a perfect side gig.
00:08:22David here is the CEO of MG.
00:08:27Hold on.
00:08:28You're the CEO?
00:08:29Yes.
00:08:30David McGuire.
00:08:31So he's the notorious fiancée of that other Kate.
00:08:36Yikes.
00:08:37She's gorgeous.
00:08:39She should be my fiancée.
00:08:40I gotta take my shot.
00:08:42Actually, I have to get back to work.
00:08:44Intern schedules aren't exactly flexible at MG.
00:08:47Oh, actually, let me drive you.
00:08:48No, I'm fine.
00:08:50I'll over.
00:08:54God damn it.
00:08:55It's nice to see you're all.
00:09:09Mr. McGuire, we need your signature.
00:09:11Your fiancée bought a $10 million necklace.
00:09:13A source of inspiration, shall we say.
00:09:16You've got to be kidding me.
00:09:18This is ridiculous.
00:09:19David, how's your fiancée?
00:09:25Do you want your Mrs. Fosin yet?
00:09:27Nope.
00:09:28Look at my face.
00:09:29Does it look like I want to?
00:09:32Damn.
00:09:33I'm still going to do it.
00:09:34But now, Dad.
00:09:49How was your first day, kiddo?
00:09:51Have you met your fiancée?
00:09:52Hey, you!
00:09:54Where'd you put the necklace?
00:09:55What are you talking about?
00:10:01Ow, what the fuck?
00:10:02Where'd you put the necklace?
00:10:04Where's the necklace, Catherine?
00:10:05What necklace?
00:10:07I literally just had it, and then Catherine told me it was missing.
00:10:12What?
00:10:12I didn't say that.
00:10:13What necklace?
00:10:15Liar!
00:10:16Just admit it.
00:10:16You're nothing but a thief.
00:10:18What the fuck?
00:10:20You set me up.
00:10:21Oh, Catherine.
00:10:23If you really wanted it, I would have gifted it to you.
00:10:26You probably needed it more than I did after that fake handbag stunt you pulled.
00:10:30You shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you.
00:10:32That necklace was supposed to be a $10 million gift from Mr. McGuire to his fiancée.
00:10:37A source of inspiration.
00:10:39But you as a peasant wouldn't know anything about that.
00:10:41A peasant?
00:10:42Really?
00:10:42She is not my fiancée.
00:10:50Who are you calling a peasant?
00:10:56She is not my fiancée.
00:10:58I never even wanted this arranged marriage.
00:11:00Well, Mr. McGuire, you didn't need to come in.
00:11:02We, uh...
00:11:03Oh, crap.
00:11:05Has Mr. McGuire met his fiancée?
00:11:07Is he going to expose me?
00:11:08I should just play along.
00:11:09Oh, my God, babe.
00:11:11You're finally here.
00:11:14Find the security footage.
00:11:16I need to see exactly who took the necklace.
00:11:19Um, like...
00:11:21Maybe this is all, like, a big misunderstanding.
00:11:26You know?
00:11:26Like, I'm, like, super generous, so...
00:11:30I'm okay to let it slide this time.
00:11:37Hey, how about dinner?
00:11:39At the Morgans.
00:11:40I think we could all use a little break.
00:11:43I've still got some work on my plate, but, uh...
00:11:45You guys...
00:11:47Go ahead.
00:11:48Maybe there's still a chance with her.
00:11:50Wait.
00:12:00Morgans?
00:12:01Like, the three-star Michelin restaurant?
00:12:03Why is she getting so worked up about a Michelin star?
00:12:07Is it a star of this heiress at the phones?
00:12:09No.
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00:12:23So.
00:12:24Kate.
00:12:25Uh, you studied in Milan?
00:12:27Yeah.
00:12:28Uh, totally.
00:12:29I was there for, like...
00:12:31Five years?
00:12:35Sorry to interrupt, ma'am.
00:12:36Are you ready to order?
00:12:37Yes.
00:12:38Yes.
00:12:39I would like...
00:12:40the-
00:12:41lasssogni..?
00:12:43The lasagna a la Bolognesi.
00:12:46She can't even pronounce a common Italian dish.
00:12:49Who is she?
00:12:50I love the pappardelle al parmigiano.
00:12:58I used to watch the soccer matches at Inter Milan San Siro Stadium.
00:13:02Did you ever catch a game there?
00:13:05Yeah, of course. It's like always packed.
00:13:10Actually, San Siro is AC Milan's stadium, not Inter Milan.
00:13:15Fucking bitch!
00:13:17And you are?
00:13:18Catherine, nice to meet you.
00:13:37Everyone, red wine on me.
00:13:41Come on, like what's Italian without wine, right?
00:13:45Ryan is picking up the bills anyway. No way I can afford it.
00:13:52Look, sorry guys, something came up. Enjoy your food.
00:14:00How is everyone doing?
00:14:02I will just leave the check right here whenever you're ready.
00:14:08Shit.
00:14:09Sorry ma'am, your card was declined.
00:14:24Um, try this one?
00:14:26Still declined, ma'am.
00:14:27Still declined, ma'am.
00:14:36Still declined, ma'am.
00:14:37God, fucking stupid bank!
00:14:39I'm just gonna call my dad.
00:14:41Should I call my dad?
00:14:42And he will sort this out.
00:14:44I have it. I have it. I have another card. Try this one.
00:14:56Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:14:57Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:03Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:04Still declined, ma'am.
00:15:05What? No, it has to be your machine.
00:15:06Maybe we should just split the bill.
00:15:07But the wine alone was like two grand a bottle.
00:15:08That's more than a month ago.
00:15:09What?
00:15:10What?
00:15:11What?
00:15:12What?
00:15:13What?
00:15:14What?
00:15:15What?
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00:15:22What?
00:15:23What?
00:15:24What?
00:15:25What are you doing with that payment and ==
00:15:29What?
00:15:30What's the Vibe that Vegetable Chair Cheap?
00:15:33What?
00:15:34Well, the wine alone was like two grand a bottle.
00:15:35That's more than my monthly rents.
00:15:36Next, I'm just gonnaands one.
00:15:37Yes, yes, yes.
00:15:37What am I going to do?
00:15:40Settle a bill on the table for me, will ya?
00:15:43Thanks.
00:15:48Ma'am, your bill settled.
00:15:50What?
00:15:52I guess Ryan must have called and paid the bill.
00:15:54Let's go, John.
00:16:04Is Kathleen actually Mr. McGuire's fiancé?
00:16:07It seems really weird that none of her cards worked last night.
00:16:10What do you think, Mary?
00:16:11I don't know. Maybe there was some kind of mistake or something?
00:16:15Sorry, everyone. I left way too early yesterday.
00:16:20Kathleen, let me pay you back for the bill.
00:16:22Didn't Katherine say that Ryan had already paid for it?
00:16:25Um, I had a little issue with one of my cards, but one of them went through.
00:16:30Thanks, though.
00:16:31No worries. I, uh, I should have taken care of that.
00:16:34And sent.
00:16:38Yes! Free money!
00:16:40Ugh, McGuire's fucking blind. I swear.
00:16:52Shit.
00:17:00So, she's the real heiress to the Foden family.
00:17:03Katherine Foden, David's fiancé.
00:17:05Better not reveal this yet.
00:17:07If I play my cards right, she might end things with David herself.
00:17:11All right, everyone. The presentation on the next project is coming up soon.
00:17:21Now, I expect everything to go smooth and flawless.
00:17:24You got it?
00:17:25I can't let that bitch beat me. I need her slides.
00:17:37Hey, Katherine.
00:17:39It's afternoon tea Wednesday.
00:17:42Isn't it your turn to go get everyone some sweets?
00:17:45Yes, I've been craving that meal.
00:17:47Especially the pistachio ones.
00:17:49And bubble tea from the chat hours?
00:17:51Katherine, can you get some?
00:17:52Lose some weight, guys.
00:17:53You just ate chocolate and you had a milk chicken hour ago.
00:17:57Whoa. How can someone be stingy and fat-shaming at the same time?
00:18:07Katherine, it's MG's house rules for the interns to go get the co-workers teas.
00:18:13Don't know, don't care.
00:18:15I would get MG to make money, not spend it on your cheap days.
00:18:19Oh my god. You can't even afford bubble tea?
00:18:23Maybe I should tell Mr. McGuire so he doesn't just hire any cheap losers.
00:18:28Stay calm, Kate. It's not worth it. Just do it.
00:18:32Dad is going to pair you with some rich asshole if you get fired.
00:18:37Fine. I'll go get it for you.
00:18:43It's her again. Second time's the charm, David. Don't screw this up.
00:19:09Don't screw this up.
00:19:15Nice sketches you got there.
00:19:17Oh, Jesus.
00:19:18Thanks. Just signing for presentation tomorrow.
00:19:24Sorry I didn't mean to startle you. I just couldn't help but notice your work is inspired by Milton Glaser.
00:19:28Wait, you know about him?
00:19:30Yeah, of course. Eye-catching, psychedelic inspired work, right?
00:19:34That's what you're going for?
00:19:35Yeah.
00:19:36Gosh. He looks...
00:19:46Focus, Kate. You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:19:48Here.
00:19:50Wow.
00:20:06Uh, focus Kate, you can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:15Here.
00:20:17Wow.
00:20:19That's exactly what I was aiming for.
00:20:23Thanks.
00:20:24You're welcome.
00:20:27What's taking you so long, Catherine?
00:20:32The presentation is today.
00:20:34Wait, what?
00:20:35Catherine, the next time you decide to take a long walk during work hours, don't bother coming back.
00:20:49Sorry, the line was long and I thought the presentation-
00:20:51Save it.
00:20:52You'd better have something great for this presentation or the boss will shit-can you himself.
00:20:56He's watching.
00:20:59Alright, it's time.
00:21:01Kathleen, why don't you come up here and show us what you've got.
00:21:05Okay.
00:21:08For our sustainability project, we will have-
00:21:15Wait a minute.
00:21:16That's my design.
00:21:17And that is my presentation.
00:21:18Thank you guys so much.
00:21:19You stole my idea.
00:21:20That's a bold accusation.
00:21:21What proof do you have of that?
00:21:22Right here.
00:21:23Picture for picture and word for word.
00:21:24Who even are you to accuse me?
00:21:25What like, corn or gas college should you go to?
00:21:27Yeah.
00:21:28Why should we believe anything you say?
00:21:30Who do you have to sleep with to get this internship anyway?
00:21:31You people are vile.
00:21:32You're just jealous because I'm better than you.
00:21:33Yeah.
00:21:34I'm getting you fired for plagiarism.
00:21:35I know who's telling the truth.
00:21:36I know who's telling the truth.
00:22:06Ryan, please take care of that.
00:22:07It was Catherine's idea, not the arranged fiance.
00:22:08I think you can just order me around, David.
00:22:10Think again.
00:22:11I heard from David, our boss, that Kate ran the ideas by him a couple days ago.
00:22:13See guys, I told you, she's lying.
00:22:14Not you.
00:22:15I meant Kathleen.
00:22:16I'm...
00:22:17not sure where you get your ideas from, Catherine, but David sure didn't mention you.
00:22:40I'm sure he mentioned you.
00:22:48Clean the toilets for a week, Catherine.
00:22:50That's your punishment for lying to everyone.
00:22:53Fucking believable.
00:22:54And as for you, Kathleen, you will meet a prominent Italian designer, Niccolo Constellini,
00:22:58and show him your designs.
00:23:00MG is counting on you for this new deal.
00:23:02I would just die to meet Niccolo Constellini.
00:23:04You're so lucky.
00:23:06You know what? I'm pretty sure you can tag along.
00:23:09No big deal.
00:23:10You probably don't even know who Niccolo is.
00:23:12As if you're going.
00:23:14Mind your own business, you thief.
00:23:16Yeah, go clean your toilets, loser.
00:23:26She's a frog.
00:23:35Hey, Dad.
00:23:36Shoot.
00:23:37Yeah, I'm good.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41Oh my God, though, Dad.
00:23:42I'm about to meet this, like, super famous Italian designer.
00:23:46Oh my God, I feel like I'm going to be rich and famous soon and own that limo that you drive your boss around in.
00:23:51Yeah, and also, oh my God, I think my boss, David, I think he's, like, kind of into me.
00:23:56Her dad is a limo driver.
00:23:58Guess you are not the rich girl everyone thinks you are.
00:24:06I had this, like, English designer when I was little.
00:24:10You know, to, like, design all my clothes.
00:24:13Seriously?
00:24:15I bet she gets her nails done at the dollar store.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:18I had, like, Barbie dresses, Gucci belts.
00:24:23Here, do you want to see a picture?
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26Why don't you take everyone to go meet Niccolo in your limo, Kate?
00:24:29I mean, I'm sure they'd love to see that grand entrance again.
00:24:32Oh yeah, can we?
00:24:34Can we please, Kate?
00:24:35Please, I've never even taken a photo in a limo.
00:24:37Sure.
00:24:40I mean, yeah.
00:24:43Let me just go call my driver real quick and I will see where he's at.
00:25:04Dad, I need you to pick me up with the limo.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07I'm at work, honey.
00:25:08My boss needs the car in an hour.
00:25:10I don't care, Dad.
00:25:11I can't let my co-workers know that I don't own the car.
00:25:15I need you to pick me up right now or I swear to God I'm going to jump off this building.
00:25:28Okay, everyone.
00:25:29The car will be here shortly.
00:25:31Let's start packing up.
00:25:33You're the best, Kate.
00:25:34Catherine, be the warehouse peasant today.
00:25:37Take those to Niccolo's.
00:25:39What?
00:25:40No!
00:25:41She's not coming with us!
00:25:42Ew!
00:25:43I'm so sorry, Kate, but we're short staffed today.
00:25:45She'll be a good little doggy.
00:25:46I'll make sure of it.
00:25:47I'll make sure of it.
00:26:09Is that Paul?
00:26:11Dad's driver.
00:26:17Don't recognize me, Paul.
00:26:18Please.
00:26:19OK.
00:26:20Kate.
00:26:21No wonder what a fun of your old man?
00:26:22No.
00:26:23My dad's not going to be here today.
00:26:26Paul.
00:26:27Kate, do you want to come up with your old man?
00:26:39My dad's not going to be here today.
00:26:41Paul, you got it wrong.
00:26:45Let's get going, girls.
00:26:54I wish I could slap your daughter for you, Paul.
00:27:13No way.
00:27:14Is she picking up my trash?
00:27:16I threw that out weeks ago.
00:27:19Wow, Kate, you're such a cute kid.
00:27:24Yeah, I know.
00:27:26Everyone says so.
00:27:27Wait, but the girl in this picture has brown hair.
00:27:29Hmm, does she kind of look snake?
00:27:33I, uh, I, uh, she must have dyed it.
00:27:41Oh, yeah, I dyed a blonde a few years back.
00:27:43It suits me better, honestly.
00:27:50My new business.
00:27:59Let's see how you handle this one.
00:28:07Sorry guys, my boss needs the car.
00:28:10You'll need to get an Uber or something.
00:28:14Must be my dad.
00:28:15He's, like, super busy.
00:28:17We'll get another car.
00:28:19Chop, chop.
00:28:22What the are you doing, dad?
00:28:34What am I going to tell my co-workers?
00:28:36Why are you keeping this up, Kate?
00:28:38We're not even rich.
00:28:39I need a sports car, okay?
00:28:42I don't care how you get it.
00:28:44Just do it.
00:28:45That's ridiculous.
00:28:46I can't afford that.
00:28:47It's tough enough trying to make money.
00:28:50Sell your blood or something, dad.
00:28:52Or take a bunch of stuff from your boss's house and sell it.
00:28:55I'm sure he's a bunch of useless, pricey stuff laying around.
00:29:20Okay guys, my Uber Lux is almost here.
00:29:29Maybe you should call Mr. McGuire, Kate.
00:29:31I'm sure he'll send us a car.
00:29:33The heat is killing us.
00:29:49Is Mr. McGuire coming or not?
00:29:52Come on, Kate.
00:29:53We're going to be late for Mr. Constellini's appointment.
00:29:56Shut up!
00:29:58Damn it, I don't have David's number in my phone.
00:30:09Okay.
00:30:10Okay.
00:30:11Ryan is going to come pick us up.
00:30:13David is way too busy right now.
00:30:28Hello?
00:30:41All right.
00:30:43All right.
00:30:44I'll be right there.
00:30:46What's up?
00:30:48Your fiance's in trouble, sir.
00:30:51They were on their way to the appointment with Nicolo Constellini and got stuck on the road.
00:30:55I'm going to go help them out.
00:30:58All right then.
00:31:01I'll come with you.
00:31:17Mary will drive the rest of you.
00:31:19Kathleen and Catherine, you can ride with us.
00:31:22I don't think that you've met your fiancee yet, Kathleen.
00:31:38David.
00:31:39Oh, we've met-
00:31:40I'm not really interested in our arranged marriage, Kathleen.
00:31:43I think you should talk to your father Miss Foden about it.
00:31:46Oh, wait.
00:31:48David is the fiancee dad set up for me?
00:31:50Shit.
00:31:51Are you kidding me?
00:31:52I mean, in this day and age, I just don't really see the point.
00:31:55Do you?
00:31:57Oh, so she was pretending to be me.
00:32:01And she's not the boss's fiancee.
00:32:03Wow.
00:32:04Kathleen, you are the dumbest bitch I've ever seen.
00:32:08I need to talk to you.
00:32:26Catherine.
00:32:27Hi.
00:32:28Can I bar you for a second?
00:32:44Look, I know you're going to ask.
00:32:46Why did he lie about the presentation ideas?
00:32:48He knew they were mine.
00:32:50He just lied to protect his Kathleen.
00:32:52That's all.
00:32:53That's not fair.
00:32:54It was my work.
00:32:56And I wouldn't be carrying all these clothes if it wasn't-
00:32:58He's a calculating man, Catherine.
00:33:01You should be careful around him.
00:33:12One of them is a deceitful bastard.
00:33:14I can't trust either of them.
00:33:16Thanks for the reminder, Ryan.
00:33:21I appreciate it.
00:33:46It's so good to meet the mastermind himself.
00:34:01Mr. Constellini, you are truly an inspiration.
00:34:06It's great to have an MG here.
00:34:09Mary.
00:34:12How are you?
00:34:13Oh, we're wonderful.
00:34:14Thank you very much.
00:34:15We actually had some designs we wanted to show you.
00:34:18Kathleen, would you want to show Niccolo those slides you had?
00:34:30Oh, you drew inspiration from Milton Glaser.
00:34:33Are you familiar with his famous New York designs?
00:34:36Oh, yeah.
00:34:37Totally.
00:34:38The whole Big Apple.
00:34:40You know, like, the Apple theme.
00:34:42I thought I told Ryan to sort this out.
00:34:53Why is she still presenting?
00:34:59Kathleen, please.
00:35:01Jonah's over here for a moment.
00:35:03Time to save this idiot again.
00:35:05David's such a jerk.
00:35:06David's such a jerk.
00:35:17Kathleen, please.
00:35:26Why did you steal Catherine's idea?
00:35:27I...
00:35:28I...
00:35:30I just...
00:35:31I just, like, paid her to help me.
00:35:34She needed the money.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:36Okay, I get it.
00:35:37But enough.
00:35:39Hey.
00:35:41Do you want to grab dinner after this?
00:35:44Just see me?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46We are not doing this.
00:35:48This bitch has to go.
00:35:49This bitch has to go.
00:35:50You are in for a surprise, big guy.
00:35:51You are in for a surprise, big guy.
00:35:52You are in for a surprise, big guy.
00:36:18I don't know.
00:36:22Have fun.
00:36:23Now to get Kathleen in there with him.
00:36:25Then, Catherine's all mine.
00:36:27Oh, Foden Aris, here I come.
00:36:34Have fun.
00:36:36Now to get Kathleen in there with him.
00:36:38Then, Catherine's all mine.
00:36:40Oh, Foden Aris, here I come.
00:36:48Hey, Katherine. David's looking for you down that hall.
00:36:53Him again?
00:36:55Alright, lead the way.
00:37:05Hello? What are you doing?
00:37:08Let me out, you bitch!
00:37:11Fucking setting me up again.
00:37:16David?
00:37:18Are you... are you okay? What's going on?
00:37:26Katherine...
00:37:29You know, I didn't know you sold ideas, Kathleen, for money.
00:37:32I even had a friend set up for you at the meeting.
00:37:35You were trying to help me?
00:37:37Yes, I hope I didn't ruin your deal with Kathleen.
00:37:39Where are you from?
00:37:41Where are you from?
00:37:46I don't know what to do, but I feel really... really...
00:37:49Are you drugged? What's going on?
00:37:54David, you have a fiance.
00:37:55I don't care. I feel nothing for her anyways. I never wanted to make sure I get you.
00:37:58I need you, Katherine.
00:37:59I need you, Katherine.
00:38:00David, you're delirious.
00:38:01Who knows if you're telling the truth?
00:38:02Look at me. I mean my fiance. You should be my fiance.
00:38:05Maybe I'll play along. Make him regret it later.
00:38:15I need you. I need you. I need you. You should be my fiance.
00:38:20Maybe I'll play along. Make him regret it later.
00:38:23How much do you behave?
00:38:48A lot. A lot.
00:38:51You are amazing, Katherine. Let me spoil you.
00:39:06What would you like?
00:39:07Osmarais, Santiago?
00:39:09Stop. I don't need any of those things.
00:39:12This is just a one-time thing.
00:39:14Cold and fearless. Love it.
00:39:21Guess what? I totally locked Katherine in the janitor's closet.
00:39:26You did what?
00:39:27Yeah, whatever. Have you seen David? I need to talk to him ASAP.
00:39:31For fuck's sake.
00:39:33Okay, I know you're not the real heiress, alright?
00:39:36But if you play along, I will make sure that you end up as David's wife. Deal?
00:39:41Ah.
00:39:42You did it, right?
00:39:43I'm very sorry.
00:39:48Oh gosh.
00:39:49Bye.
00:39:50Bye.
00:39:52What's up, Kyle?
00:39:54Oh, you got your idiot.
00:39:55Oh, you got her name?
00:39:56Oh, you got her name?
00:39:58Oh, what's up.
00:39:59Oh, you're on the other side.
00:40:00Oh, I got her name?
00:40:01Oh, I got her name?
00:40:02Why you got her name?
00:40:03Oh, you got her name?
00:40:04Oh, I got her name?
00:40:05Oh, I got her name.
00:40:06Oh, my God.
00:40:08Oh, where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere. David asked to see me. Are you
00:40:16trying to seduce the CEO, Catherine? How very shameless of you. No. Guys, look at this. I think
00:40:26Catherine might be like an escort or something. Oh my gosh, Catherine. Are you serious? No. Ew,
00:40:33gross. The peasant is hooking up with the CEO for money. No, I- No one can save you now,
00:40:39you whore. I can't believe you would do this to my fiancé. David is not your fiancé.
00:40:52You don't even have any money, Kathleen. Stop pretending. And you do? She's like trying to
00:41:01steal my fiancé and my identity. Someone get her out of here. You are a poison at this
00:41:08company. I'll call up his father and see to it myself. Did someone say they're getting
00:41:12my father involved? Mary, let her go. Let you go for good. Mr. McGuire, I wasn't. You know
00:41:17what? What I do is none of your concern. My engagement with Catherine is nothing but a
00:41:22business transaction. I do not love her. I never have. I never will.
00:41:31My personal life is nobody's business. You guys can stay out of it. Of course, Mr.
00:41:40McGuire. We- You're getting demoted, Mary. I don't even know how you got your position
00:41:44in the first place. And you call your father right now and figure it out. Do not make me
00:41:49do it for you. Let's go. Ryan, your plan is shit. David is totally trying to get rid of
00:42:10me now. Thank you for earlier. That was the least I could do. After I had fucked you
00:42:17over last time. Aren't you the hero? Wait. What did you mean when you said
00:42:24Catherine doesn't have any money? Is your family business going through some trouble?
00:42:27Uh, oh. Look, I'm just friends with her father, William. I kind of want to reject the whole
00:42:37contract marriage thing, but I still help him if you need it, of course. So, maybe he does
00:42:48have a good heart. Just give some friendly advice. Don't trust people too easily. Oh, yeah.
00:43:09I don't think I should back off.
00:43:28You're gonna pay for that, scum? I, uh, I don't have, uh, any money? Yeah, no shit.
00:43:39Oops. Clean that up.
00:43:47Oh, are you begging me not to fire you? Let me ask my fiancé. Stop bullying people, Catherine.
00:43:58Stop bullying people, Catherine. Are you okay? Oh, my God. If it isn't the thieving escort
00:44:05from the peasantry, you're so lucky my fiancé saved you. Your fiancé? The CEO who said he doesn't love you?
00:44:13Are you? That one? Whatever.
00:44:18Are you okay? Yes.
00:44:25You're good? You're sure?
00:44:31Sorry. I'm late for work, but I'm gonna come back and check on you, okay?
00:44:34Leave your desk, you little bitch. Just leave.
00:44:56Just leave.
00:45:14I'm gonna delete all your stupid little designs.
00:45:17Oh, are you begging me not to fire you? Let me ask my fiancé. Sorry. I'm late for work, but I'm gonna come back and check on you, okay?
00:45:34Okay.
00:45:40Now that looks more like a voting heiress.
00:45:48Get...let go of me, janitor.
00:45:52Gave you that fancy suit.
00:45:55Oh, my gosh. Did Kate just call Mr. John McGuire a janitor?
00:45:59What's gotten into her? Does she still want to be Mrs. McGuire?
00:46:10Who the hell is he?
00:46:12Mr. John McGuire.
00:46:14What brings you in today?
00:46:16Just want to see how my son's running things, and if there are any pests that need removing.
00:46:22Shit. Is that David's father?
00:46:24Dad. What are you doing here?
00:46:27Is this your fiancé, David?
00:46:29I mean, she's the one who arranged it.
00:46:31I'm calling off the Foden-Maguire engagement right now.
00:46:35You're a disgrace to the Foden name, Kate.
00:46:39I'm calling your father to end this.
00:46:40You're a disgrace to the Foden name, Kate.
00:46:43I'm calling your father to end this.
00:46:52Crap! What am I gonna do?
00:46:55My dad can't show up here. He'll expose everything.
00:47:00Mr. McGuire, why not give Kate another chance?
00:47:04Everyone makes mistakes.
00:47:05It's you, from earlier.
00:47:11Does she really not care about me? Why is she defending her?
00:47:17Dad, come on. Let her prove herself.
00:47:21Heck, I'll even take her on a date.
00:47:24A date? What is he trying to pull?
00:47:28Okay, everyone. Back to work.
00:47:58I've always wanted to own my own company, you know?
00:48:00But David's dad insists that I learn the ropes.
00:48:04I mean, I was the captain of my football team all through college.
00:48:07Mm-hmm.
00:48:09You know, like, that isn't enough to run a company.
00:48:11And David? Man.
00:48:13Son of a bitch always stabs you in the back.
00:48:15Really? How so?
00:48:17Well, you know he's not serious about the engagement, right?
00:48:19David just likes to...
00:48:20You know, like, play the field.
00:48:21He doesn't want to settle down.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:26I know you're the real Kate, though, Catherine.
00:48:28I know who you are.
00:48:29I know who you are.
00:48:30I know who you are.
00:48:32I know who you are.
00:48:33I know who you are.
00:48:35I know who you are.
00:48:36I know who you are.
00:48:37I know who you are.
00:48:38I don't want to settle down.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:44I know you're the real Kate, though, Catherine.
00:48:48I know who you are.
00:48:50But I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition.
00:48:55And what's that?
00:48:58I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition.
00:49:02And what's that?
00:49:03And what's that?
00:49:04Marry me, sweetie.
00:49:06I'll give you everything you want,
00:49:07and I'll help you break off this engagement.
00:49:09Or I could just tell David everything you did.
00:49:14How you told everyone that the fake Kate had the real design.
00:49:18Have you drugged David?
00:49:20Yeah, I know about that.
00:49:22You can't fool me with your little bullshit act.
00:49:26I'm out of here.
00:49:28Wait.
00:49:33What are you doing with Catherine?
00:49:41You didn't know.
00:49:43We've been together for a while now.
00:49:46What?
00:49:49We've been together for a while now.
00:49:53What?
00:49:54You better not keep your girl waiting.
00:49:58Let's go.
00:50:02Yes, dad?
00:50:03David, how's it going with the Foden girl?
00:50:05Oh, yeah, everything is just fine.
00:50:08Good, no need for me to call William, then.
00:50:10Let's announce your engagement at the next press conference.
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:14Yeah, sure, let's do it.
00:50:19And that will be all on our latest financial quarter.
00:50:21Does anybody have any questions?
00:50:25Yes.
00:50:25Mr. McGuire, is it truly you're engaged?
00:50:28Yes, I am, actually.
00:50:29I am engaged to the heiress of the Foden family.
00:50:33Allow me to introduce Miss Kate Foden.
00:50:37Mr. McGuire, sorry to interrupt.
00:50:39Miss Foden, your father's been in a car accident.
00:50:42Are you kidding me?
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I am not a car accident.
00:50:45Wait.
00:50:46I have to tell you.
00:50:47What?
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:50Where are all the drivers?
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:53and all the drivers!
00:51:00Come on, get in.
00:51:15Are you okay, Catherine?
00:51:17Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Why?
00:51:20Because you seem more worried than William's daughter.
00:51:25Oh my gosh, David, I'm, like, so devastated.
00:51:30I just don't, like, show it, you know?
00:51:33Just please get me to my dad.
00:51:40David, could you hurry up, please?
00:51:50I'm looking for a William Foden.
00:52:00He's in the ICU.
00:52:02Dr. Freeman!
00:52:04Listen, guys, William is in critical condition.
00:52:07We are running low on blood in this hospital.
00:52:09Is anyone here blood type A?
00:52:11She's the daughter. Take hers.
00:52:14Um, I'm not sure if I can.
00:52:17It can't be a relative unless they're type O.
00:52:19Shit, both Ryan and I are type B.
00:52:22I'm type O. Use mine.
00:52:26I'm type O. Use mine.
00:52:29We need the blood.
00:52:30Now, Dr. Freeman, the patient's losing too much of it.
00:52:32Take her to the lab.
00:52:49Thank you, Catherine, for saving William.
00:52:52I mean...
00:52:53He's my father.
00:52:55What?
00:52:57I'm the real Kate Foden.
00:52:59The heiress.
00:53:01You're supposed to be my fiancee, David.
00:53:04There.
00:53:05He's in it.
00:53:12Good news, guys.
00:53:13Mr. Foden is reacting well.
00:53:16He's stable.
00:53:26Uh...
00:53:28Catherine.
00:53:29I...I don't want to hear it.
00:53:33Dad?
00:53:36I'm okay.
00:53:38Kate.
00:53:40It's so good to see you.
00:53:41I'm so worried.
00:53:43Thank you for taking care of you, David.
00:53:50What's wrong?
00:53:53You guys not gotten along?
00:53:56No.
00:53:57Leave it here.
00:53:58I almost married the wrong fiancee.
00:54:01How's that even possible?
00:54:03It was a huge misunderstanding.
00:54:05But...
00:54:06Mostly my fault.
00:54:07But don't worry, Mr. Foden.
00:54:09I'll take good care of her.
00:54:14Just when I thought you were against the whole arranged marriage thing.
00:54:18Not anymore.
00:54:21I think I've fallen in love with her.
00:54:26There.
00:54:29Who is it?
00:54:34Who is it?
00:54:36Who is it?
00:54:42Who is it?
00:54:44I'm sorry.
00:54:46I'll get it.
00:54:47Where are you and our friends?
00:54:48Who is it?
00:54:52Because I'm a man of my word.
00:54:54I promise to do right by you this time.
00:54:57I mean, who knows?
00:54:59He might fall for me too.
00:55:01Okay.
00:55:02That overconfidence is not going to get you anywhere.
00:55:09I'm taking that as a yes.
00:55:14Name a food that you don't like.
00:55:18Pineapple on pizza.
00:55:20Why?
00:55:21I'm getting that for dinner.
00:55:25You are a brutal woman.
00:55:28It's just the beginning, Dave.
00:55:52I'm sorry.
00:55:56Do you have any brains left, Catherine?
00:55:58You're going to pay for that this time.
00:56:02Mary, will you ever learn?
00:56:04Or are you just some dumb bitch?
00:56:06What did you say to me?
00:56:07I'm so getting you fired for this.
00:56:09Try it.
00:56:10Try it.
00:56:11What do you have in your pocket anyway?
00:56:13Some rich guy?
00:56:14Like you'll ever know.
00:56:15Oh.
00:56:17You're fired, Mary.
00:56:19Get the fuck out of my office.
00:56:22Mr. McGuire, I, um...
00:56:27Mr. McGuire, I, uh...
00:56:30Kate?
00:56:31Can you talk to your fiancee for me here?
00:56:34What's that got to do with me?
00:56:36I mean, you've been bullying Catherine since the day she got here.
00:56:41Are you serious?
00:56:42I've done all of this for you.
00:56:44How could you say that?
00:56:45Okay, okay.
00:56:46Enough!
00:56:48Kathleen Davis, you are also fired for impersonating Kate Foden and fooling me to thinking you're my fiancee.
00:56:53What?
00:56:55She's not the Foden heiress?
00:56:57Kathleen's been lying this entire time.
00:56:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:00You mean you're not Mr. McGuire's fiancee?
00:57:04I have done all of this for you, you bloody bitch!
00:57:09Okay, serious!
00:57:11What the fuck?
00:57:19Look who's the peasant now.
00:57:22Okay, everybody. Show's over. Get back to work.
00:57:44Anything I can help you with, Mr. McGuire?
00:57:47Panabon pizza.
00:57:49How about I take you out?
00:57:50Took place right now.
00:57:51Oh.
00:57:52I thought you backed out.
00:57:53I never said that.
00:57:54I just need a minute to address her palette.
00:57:57Damn.
00:57:58Is Catherine the actual Kate Foden?
00:58:01They do seem close together, huh?
00:58:06Mr. McGuire, our database just went down. Our servers have been hacked.
00:58:11Mr. McGuire, someone has leaked their designs and put them all over social media.
00:58:15Our stock market price tanked. What do we do?
00:58:20Okay, okay, everybody calm down. We'll handle this.
00:58:23I'm gonna call the PR manager right away.
00:58:27Me. Sweetie.
00:58:29Why do I recognize that?
00:58:33Dave. Dave, you need to see this.
00:58:35What is it?
00:58:36I managed to find the account that's been leaking our data.
00:58:38I'll get IT to trace it.
00:58:41No need. I recognize the handle. It's Ryan.
00:58:45What?
00:58:46He's been calling me Sweetie and using the initials KF in all his posts.
00:58:50That bastard.
00:58:51If we backtrace the IP.
00:58:57Kate, you're actually a genius. I don't even know what to say.
00:59:01Don't say anything.
00:59:04I know exactly where he is.
00:59:06I'll get the calls involved.
00:59:08Hold on.
00:59:10I have a better plan.
00:59:11What are you doing?
00:59:13Oh my God. Ryan, where are you?
00:59:32Oh my god, Ryan, where are you?
00:59:39You have no idea what David's doing to me right now.
00:59:42Whoa, Catherine?
00:59:45What's going on, sweetie?
00:59:47I want out.
00:59:48I'm the real heiress, okay?
00:59:50Let's screw David over and start fresh.
00:59:52I want to help you build your empire.
00:59:55Of course.
00:59:57Okay, but first, we need to hit him where it hurts.
01:00:00Yes, there's a black box in his office that carries all his dirty little secrets.
01:00:06But to get to it, you need to bypass the lasers.
01:00:09And you have to do it naked.
01:00:11Do you think you can handle that?
01:00:14Of course.
01:00:16I'll do fucking anything, Catherine.
01:00:19I hate David.
01:00:23That's why I acted to MG and turned to stuff to shit.
01:00:27Good.
01:00:28Make it happen.
01:00:28And then it's beaches and martinis for us.
01:00:40Wow.
01:00:41I'm a little hurt by your insults.
01:00:44Learn how to take a hit.
01:00:46Big guy.
01:00:47Just my thought of how everyone wants to work for me.
01:01:10I expect them to be my own family too.
01:01:14Give it up, Ryan.
01:01:15It's over.
01:01:16We got it all on tape.
01:01:18I have no idea what you're doing.
01:01:20We got you by the balls this time.
01:01:21I hate David.
01:01:23That's why I acted to MG and turned to stuff to shit.
01:01:28I'll do anything.
01:01:29I'll do anything.
01:01:29Just don't, don't, don't.
01:01:31Sweetie, you're going to jail.
01:01:36It's over, Ryan.
01:01:39It's over, Ryan.
01:01:40Bye, Ryan.
01:01:41You know I have Italian blood in here, right?
01:01:52Really?
01:01:52I thought you were just an uncultured swine.
01:01:55This is basically a big fuck you to my ancestors.
01:01:58Hey, I didn't force you to.
01:01:59I didn't force you to.
01:02:09Nope.
01:02:11This is actually kind of good.
01:02:13See?
01:02:14You just got to try it.
01:02:16Catherine Foden.
01:02:19I haven't asked you this before, but I should have done it a long time ago.
01:02:23Now I know it's really you.
01:02:24Will you marry me?
01:02:30Yes.
01:02:32Yes.
01:02:52I prefer the name of a cupid.
01:02:54I bet it's something at the open edge.
01:02:56Let's go.