00:00Now for my favorite part.
00:07I'm going to keep your eyes in a jar on my mantle.
00:13Oh, wait, don't do that.
00:14No, uh, uh, actually don't do that.
00:17Uh, hey, uh, you, your brother, your brother told me something.
00:21But before he died, he said, uh, he said, um, tell my brother, I'm sorry.
00:30I'm sorry for that thing that happened when we were kids.
00:39And he said, tell him, tell him that mom and dad always loved you the most.
00:53Bullshit.
00:55We never met our dad.
00:57Okay, I think maybe he meant it, like, metaphorically.
01:00Wait, no, please, please, please, please, don't.
01:05Roscoe?
01:06No, it's fucking Daft Punk.
01:10Of course it's me.
01:12Oh, thank God.
01:15I was...
01:17Huh.
01:18What do you mean, huh?
01:19Uh, no, I mean, um, it's just, uh, didn't you say that you were six foot five and that
01:27you looked like Jason Momoa?
01:29I said I kind of look like Jason Momoa.
01:31Right.
01:34He's just a very specific looking man.
01:36You know, how about you just say thank you for saving my life?
01:38You're totally right.
01:39Absolutely.
01:40Sorry.
01:47Okay.
01:49Okay, that's enough.
01:52Look, go do whatever you got to do and please stay alive.
01:55I need you to be physically able to explain all this to the cops.
01:58Okay.
01:59I will stay alive.
02:00I promise.
02:03You're gonna have to do better than that.
02:05Boy!
02:05Oh, shit.
02:35Sorry.
02:35It's fine.
02:36Just get something else.
02:39Fuck her!
02:45Watch out!
02:49Bear maids!
02:50Yeah, I'm on one!
02:53Yeah!
02:54What?
02:55You like that shit?
02:56Yeah, that's right.
02:58Oh, God damn it!
03:00I'm gonna challenge you!
03:01Oh, shit!
03:02I'm gonna fucking rip your fucking head off!
03:20Oh, God!
03:44Okay.
03:45good thinking with the mace
03:54jesus hell of a way to go
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