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00:00Brand new stand-up comedy show grown-up touring now cities on your screen tickets in description milte hain live shows pe enjoy the video
00:07Mainai sharape proper research kari hain mohi sharape ke baare mein doh khas baate pata lagi hain
00:11Pele cheez di hai hain pe kappals hain joo saath mein daru piete hain
00:14You guys have kids? Bobbi
00:17I don't know if you know this legin if there's a couple who drinks together and they plan to have a kid
00:21Bandai ke laai pe sharaap ka koji athar nahi hain
00:25Bandai ke laai pe sharaap ka itna kam athar hain maal no bacha paida ho raha hain
00:28Baccha bhi aadha hi bhaar nikla hai
00:29Bandai bol sakta hai aadha nikla hai
00:32Pack banao pants
00:36Lekin aurat ki life paakoji athi hai
00:38Kyunki aurat baccha paida karne ke baad shirab nipi sakta
00:41Science hai, sexist new me, science hai
00:43Jou maa khati baccha khata hai, via milk, sahhi bolo no?
00:46Agar maa raja maa khayeegi, baccha pur pur karta rheega
00:52Science hai
00:53Agar maa shirab piyegi, baccha ghoomega, mammy pants, mammy, mammy, mammy
00:58Baccha raat ko andhere mein dhondta hai, mammy, mammy
01:08Mammy
01:09Yhe toh papa hain
01:11Yhe toh papa hain
01:13Hapa hain
01:21Dousri bada, mohye yeh pata laggi research mein, ki jitre meh dunia mein shirabhi loog hoate hain
01:24In sabke dhimag me na, ek switch hota hai
01:26Agar waa flip ho gaya, ho gaya
01:29Uske baar, inke koi guarantee warranty hai, nahi
01:31Pendulum pata, pendulum
01:33Shirabhi loog us pendulum ke extreme pe hi rahate hain
01:36Yhe sali meen pe aate hi nahi
01:39Yhaan shirab piyengi, shant ho jake kona pakad ke baih zayenge
01:43Or yhaan zameen pe late ke apni banan phaadhenge
01:48And there was a particular day, job mujhe pata laga shirabhi flip ho jate hain
01:51Hamei ek bar flye kara tha london se delhi
01:54Direct flye chalti hai, air India ki subhe saadhe saath bhaje hitro airport se
01:58Yhe batanye ke dho reason, pehla reason ke mera karier bahut sa hi chal raha hain
02:03Or doussa reason ke, hum loog ؾع٠kanda nahi jate hai
02:10Dookhi, ma ne dhekha, batana pardata aaj kal
02:12Dunia, humari shakal dhekhti, humare baar mein, apne aap cheeze azium kerti hai
02:16Mäi paada hoon batala mein, it's a small town in Punjab
02:19Mäi raha hoon amerisar mein, job kiri dhli ncr mein
02:21Ek show se free hua, ek band ne sidha hi poochh liya kara
02:23Or paaji, iske baad ludhiyana jao ge?
02:27Mäi kiyon? Karaa, aap loog to ludhiyana hi rehte ho?
02:31Logo ko lagta ludhiyana bho shahar hai, jahaan sardar bantay hai
02:37Logi itna azium karte hai, mein ek war bombay airport pe tha, meri midnight flight thi goa ki
02:42Mäi paonch kia 8 baje, mein kai 4 ghantate padein, bahuat time hai, aram se tehel raha hoon
02:45Saamne se aurat bhaagti hai, kari, spai shet, chandigad, last call
02:58Usne bola, meinne apna boarding card check kiya
03:01Mäi ho sakta, mein chandigadhi dissolve karta hong
03:08Isliye batana padta hai, mein apply karo london se delhi, saadhi se boarding start hoi, plane mein gusta, plane bada khali khali tha
03:15Mäi bada taa piche akela, 4-5 seat hai khali, 4 seat aage na right wale seat pe, ek middle aged uncle baethe, jo ki bhoat loud hai, mein socho, mein ka pata ni kiw loud hai, baad bada chala, ke wohna kaafi saal baad, india aapne gaon aarete, isliye bhoat khush te
03:29Hei haamne poochha nahi tha
03:35Unnohne bataya tha
03:37Aur muczse baat nahi kar rahe thi
03:39Woh kisi se baat nahi kar rahe thi
03:42Unnke saath bhi koi nahi tha
03:45Woh phone pe bhi nahi tha
03:47Uncle aasa random point pe dhekhte hoa hai, pure universe ko bata rhea
03:51Aur uncle itinne khush ke jab woh aapne ghar se nikla hai, woh na 4-5 peg maar ke hi aaya
03:57Yeh haamne poochha nahi tha
03:59Woh aasa random point pe dhekhte hoa hai, pure universe ko bata rhea, aur jab aap khush hoote hoa, aur aapne shiraah pei rukhi hoa, aap pehla logical step kya u'thate hoa?
04:07Aap au shiraah mangte hoa
04:09Uncle nne batan dhvaya
04:11Woh banda aaya, kare yeso, how can I help you? Uncle kare the beta
04:14Usne peg bana aya, merah saamne aadmi eek sip mein pee gaya
04:20Woh banda bhi gaya bhi nahi, palta hi tha
04:24Uske pichwaade pe karta kare raje
04:31Usne phir bana aya, phir pee gaya, raje
04:39Usne bola sir, ab bakh chodhi mat karo
04:42Aapko dho hi drink de sakte hai, aapki halad pehle khraab hai, so please sit back, relax and enjoy the flight
04:46Uncle kare the tea
04:48Uncle baithe hoay tha hai
04:51Thoori dheir mein jahaz gaya hai
04:54Uncle bow hai
04:57Uncle ka switch you up flip, uncle ko pata ni kya hua, true story, uncle ko pata ni kya hua, uncle nne chalukari dheni urdte jahaz mein gundi gundi ga liya
05:07Uncle mujhe nini dhe raha tha
05:09Uncle kisi or ko nini, uncle universe ko dhe raha tha
05:12Tho dhekho, is case mein ladai ka scope nni hai na
05:14Kyunki ladaai ka scope nni hai na
05:16Kyunki ladaai mein hoti hai dho partyya
05:18Uncle uncle mujhe gaali dhe ta, uncle kya kar rahe ho, uncle kisi or ko dhe ta, uncle kya kar rahe ho, uncle hume day ni raha na
05:23It was between him and God
05:25Toh hum kon hai beechpe kusun e walli ?
05:30Toh hum nne us time peh wohi kiya joh hume insaniyeti ke nati ke nati krna chayye tha
05:33Humne movie paws karihi, karih yeh, dhekho, vadiyan laga raha
05:37Loog discuss karih, karih, baqi plane movie dhkhhaathe, yeh plane play dikhha raha hai
05:44Take a look.
05:46One person asked me to call me,
05:47I said, my head is safe.
05:52My uncle's dirty words were so hard,
05:54my uncle didn't come.
05:56And the whole world was so silent,
05:58my uncle's words were so deaf.
06:01My uncle was out of here,
06:02the voices were heard.
06:03My yava, my yava, my yava, my yava.
06:08When you're in your life,
06:10you're going to the side-pick.
06:12You're going to see,
06:12What is wrong? What am I doing? What am I going to do?
06:14Uncle's fault is divided by 4.5 people.
06:17I was told that 40,000 feet are going on.
06:23And I was told that 40,000 feet are going on.
06:29They are asking their parents to ask their parents.
06:32and
06:39and
06:40and
06:41and
06:42and
06:47and
06:48and
06:50and
06:52He has no guarantee for them.
06:55I respect my respect for the flight crew.
06:57How difficult it is.
06:59The person came, he explained his uncle.
07:01He didn't trust his uncle.
07:03He took his uncle and took his uncle.
07:06He took his uncle in the last seat.
07:08He took his uncle and took his uncle.
07:14He reached his uncle in Delhi.
07:17He understood his work, how difficult it is.
07:22How much patience is his work.
07:24Because I don't have this patience.
07:26If I'm flying, I'm announcing.
07:28Deviyo and Sajjnoy.
07:29Now it will be Kambal Kutai.
07:35I was very angry.
07:37But this is a backstory.
07:39When I got married, I was drunk.
07:41I recently stayed in my house.
07:44I took a new house in the village.
07:46I was four friends in my house.
07:48My first friend is my friend.
07:49He is the most creative man of the world.
07:51I was in my college,
07:52who was in the girls' hostel.
07:56We were a computer engineer.
07:58We were in the second year.
07:59We were in a research.
08:00We were sitting in a restaurant.
08:01He was eating the popcorn.
08:02He said he was eating the popcorn.
08:04He said he was eating the popcorn.
08:05He said he was eating the popcorn.
08:06He was packed.
08:07He was given the girls' hostel.
08:08Until the time was 7.35.
08:10The girls' hostel was 7.30.
08:13After the girls' hostel,
08:15he said,
08:18he was a guard.
08:19He said,
08:21he asked our friend,
08:22he said,
08:23he said,
08:24he said about the bag.
08:25He said,
08:26he said,
08:27he said,
08:28he said,
08:29he said,
08:30I got this.
08:31I was like,
08:33it's my love of Mr. Aryan.
08:35He has a world where he has seen this gate.
08:38Two years later, we reached the final year.
08:40In the final year, we created a computer engineer.
08:41Six months ago, we all went to an internship.
08:44This was the HOD.
08:46I think our hostel process was very manual.
08:49What's the entry of the registrar?
08:50I'll write a software and I'll automate everything.
08:53Our college girls hostel project is my friends.
08:55We are in college.
08:57A girl who went to the girls hostel and went to work.
09:01She went to work.
09:05With consent.
09:08It was like that before he had tried.
09:10Many girls tried and had been put.
09:12One girl was getting to meet her friend.
09:14She was going to go to the girls hostel.
09:16She was put on the wall.
09:19She was standing on the wall.
09:21The tree was standing down.
09:23She stood here.
09:25Every person who came to the live.
09:27How did I come to the woman?
09:29That was the day of the woman.
09:31The girl said,
09:33She said,
09:35I don't know how to come here.
09:42The girl said,
09:43She was born.
09:45She was born there.
09:47She was born there.
09:49She was standing down.
09:51She was born here.
09:53She was born here.
09:55She was born here.
09:57She was going to girls hostel.
09:58She got to make the other bad laugh.
10:00How are your friends?
10:01I was going out there.
10:03I was going out there.
10:04I was just going out there.
10:06I was going out there.
10:08I was going out there.
10:10That's why they say, Izzad, brother, what's in it?
10:14Another friend who loves his name is Narang.
10:17Narang is a very sophisticated drinker.
10:19Some people drink from tamizh,
10:21who know how to drink.
10:23They suggest, bro, you need to have a coniac.
10:26I say coniac, I say coniac, I say coniac, I say coniac.
10:29I say coniac, I say coniac.
10:31I say coniac.
10:32I say coniac.
10:34I don't know how to drink today.
10:36How to drink from tamizh shiraab
10:38but the whole tamizh shiraab is first.
10:42After drinking, what's the flip?
10:44What's the opposite?
10:46What's the beer?
10:46Su-su-su, man.
10:50Friend number two.
10:51Third friend, his name is Pita.
10:54People for Ethical Treatment of Animals.
10:57Some people say that society's annoying people.
10:59Parties' enemies are leechered people.
11:01They will give up every party.
11:03You will drink the party.
11:05You will drink the non-match.
11:06The girls will also come.
11:08They will give up every thing.
11:10They will come and suggest you, bro, don't eat meat.
11:13Do you know how many replacements in the market have come?
11:16I said, do you know how many replacements have come?
11:18Do you know how many replacements have come?
11:20We changed it.
11:22You adjust it.
11:23And the fourth one is Dipu.
11:25Dipu is a 4G baby.
11:26Same baby.
11:27The same baby.
11:28That's the same girl.
11:30That girl's singing a lot better.
11:32But we've never listened to Shiraabhi.
11:35So, four people go home.
11:36So, four people go home.
11:38We've been doing a lot of Daru Party.
11:40But, we've done a lot of Daru Party.
11:41We've done a single party.
11:42And, we've done a lot of Daru Party.
11:43There are 2 steps.
11:44There are 2 steps in there.
11:45A new step.
11:46There's a new step.
11:47There's a new step in there.
11:48A new step is Daru.
11:49Before it is Dusting.
11:51We have a great deal of this.
11:53We have friends, we have to clean the house.
11:56I said, this is what we should go after.
11:59And we have to clean the house.
12:01In the last few years, we had so much drink.
12:03Two people were just going to eat.
12:10They added this and the other one added this.
12:14And in the morning, we had to clean the house.
12:16They said, this is why we are going to clean the house.
12:18I say, I'm not going to do this for them.
12:21I'm so sorry, one young man had jeans pants.
12:24In the morning, she went to the class in the morning.
12:25She put a hat on the bed, and she put a bread on the bed.
12:31I say, I'm not going to do this for them.
12:33My wife says, I want to contribute equally.
12:37But the fact is that, I don't have to work on our men.
12:41In my childhood, no one has said, we haven't learned later.
12:43I don't have to do this before.
12:45I don't do this before first, but I don't do this before.
12:47But before marriage, I was lazy, now I am irresponsible.
12:56Bibi says, I'll be safe, I'll be safe.
12:58If you think that your house is so small,
13:03I'll see one more dusting and see.
13:06Do you think, brother?
13:07We're crazy, what?
13:12My house is in my house in the fourth class.
13:14You come and sell my house in the fourth class.
13:16The truth is, we'll make a house in the fourth class.
13:20And we'll make a house in the fourth class.
13:22On the other hand, we'll make a house in the fourth class.
13:26In the third class, I don't know why,
13:28my house is in my house a dolphin,
13:31which somebody has a birthday gift for me.
13:35I, the girl, the mermaid.
13:41In the third class,
13:42Who was the idea that you can print your wedding photo in a mug?
13:48The person doesn't put the dog in there.
13:52We've kept 4 mug.
13:54You've seen the shelf that you've seen in the past.
13:58It's a bad thing.
14:00It's dirty, you clean it.
14:01Take a mug and it's dirty.
14:04We're doing the job.
14:05You can tell my house.
14:07It's an entry.
14:08First is the kitchen.
14:09Do you know the kitchen?
14:10It's a dining table where there's no food at home.
14:15There's a drawing room, sofa, where all the food at home.
14:19There's a balcony. We live on the building floor, balcony.
14:22We live on the second floor.
14:23There's a sliding door on the balcony.
14:25That's 10-12 feet.
14:27She's sitting there.
14:28Bibi says, let's clean this.
14:33But you do it.
14:35I'll do something else.
14:37I can't tell you anything.
14:40She said, my hand isn't gonna look high.
14:44I'm telling you, that's a very very strong model.
14:50They're all stupid.
14:52They can be good to us with the work of our friends.
14:56I live in my house, I have a jam.
14:59I am not, I can have a cockroach.
15:01I am telling you, I have a cockroach from my head.
15:03and she said,
15:05She said, I give a dine-e-gonna
15:07and then she said,
15:08that's it.
15:09I'll try and put a chum-kane.
15:11Call-in, put a call-in, put a call-in.
15:13She looks like a miracle.
15:15So I'm doing extra effort.
15:19I have chum-kaya, I have asked,
15:21she said, she's clean.
15:23She's clean. She's clean.
15:25She's clean.
15:27She's clean.
15:29I'm looking for a dine-e-gonna.
15:31I'm here, I'm dirty.
15:33She's clean.
15:35Where you're clean, there's clean.
15:37The rest of the place is dirty.
15:39I'm dirty.
15:41I'm dirty.
15:43I'm done well.
15:45I'm dirty.
15:47I'm dirty.
15:49I'm dirty, my husband.
15:51I'm dirty.
15:53I'm dirty.
15:55I'm dirty.
15:57I'm dirty.
15:59I'm dirty.
16:01I'm dirty.
16:03I'm dirty.
16:05I'm dirty.
16:07I'm dirty.
16:09You can't get your friends.
16:11What will you see?
16:19We had to rest.
16:21We had a good friend.
16:23We had a good friend.
16:24We opened up,
16:25we opened up,
16:27we opened up,
16:28we have a party.
16:29We were sitting in a drawing room.
16:30I don't know why there was an idea.
16:31I said,
16:32It was a time to listen to the song.
16:34What was the song song in the college?
16:36For so many years of reunion, a song is being made.
16:38That girl is legit a good song.
16:40She closed my eyes and started singing.
16:43We all studied in the same class in the college.
16:46Except for my grandmother.
16:48So, whenever there's such a quiet place,
16:50and you're a good person,
16:52and you're all friends of the college,
16:54you're starting to laugh a little.
16:58So, I feel like you're doing something like this.
17:00You're doing something like this.
17:02It's like this.
17:04She started singing.
17:06We're talking about singing.
17:08But she doesn't say that the song is disturbing.
17:10People are talking about singing.
17:12People are talking about singing.
17:18You're watching how many people are.
17:20I'm saying that I'm saying that.
17:22She's laughing.
17:24She's like a baby.
17:26She closed the song.
17:28She says my doll .
17:30She's like a beautiful .
17:32I've said she's the best.
17:34I've said,
17:35I've said,
17:36She's a little bit too.
17:37The song song is the song song on.
17:38I've said,
17:39we're having a lot of songs.
17:40This song song is the song song.
17:42I was singing,
17:43It's the song song.
17:44I remember the song song.
17:45I said,
17:47I think she's the song song song.
17:48I said,
17:49I was singing.
17:50I got the song song.
17:51I said,
17:52I'm talking about the song song.
17:53I said, ''Fawji, any customization?''
17:55Yes, they said, ''Don't throw this in it!''
18:01I sent it.
18:03I listened to the song.
18:04Peeta said, ''Now I'm going to eat? How did it go?''
18:06I went to the kitchen.
18:07There was bread.
18:08Mionis.
18:09I gave him a sandwich and gave him a sandwich.
18:10I said, ''Dhoos, we'll eat one more time.''
18:12Then he listened to the song.
18:13He started singing and we broke.
18:19He ate a sandwich and said, ''Mionis''.
18:21He said, ''Naranh, Naranh, Tishoo, Tishoo, Tishoo!''
18:26He said, ''Naranh, Tishoo, Tishoo!''
18:27He said, ''Naranh is a moment of fame.
18:29He came and said, ''T-shirt was cut.''
18:35It's not the case, it's the case.
18:37It's the case, it's the sound.
18:38It's the sound.
18:43I was like, ''I don't understand what I'm talking about.''
18:45The song is, we're sitting there,
18:47and we're sitting there, and we're seeing how many people are.
18:49We've heard two songs and two drinks.
18:51Then, it's called a dummy flip.
18:53I asked myself, ''Your plugin got outta here,
18:55i can get ate food and eat food and eat food.
18:57The food won't be.
18:59They're eating food because we ate food.
19:01We ate food.
19:02They ate food and eat food.
19:03And eat food and eat food because we ate food.
19:09My name,
19:11Oh
19:14Puthaaar
19:17I'm going to say about gas?
19:19What was the one word Hindi English?
19:21And I'm going to say fast forward
19:23If I don't eat the order first
19:25If I eat one hour at night, you've like going to go to the house
19:27Then I go to go to the house
19:28I ok, I'm going to go to the house
19:30I'll drink the real dinner
19:32Then I'll drink the condom
19:34I've learned the condom
19:35I'll drink the condom
19:36I'll drink it
19:37I'll drink your condom
19:38I'll drink it
19:39Of course
19:40i got the phone and was Literal phone letter,..
19:42Comment it down for 7 minutes away.
19:45i said, call.. call.. call.. call.. call.. call
19:47if i can callă... call.. call.. call.. call.. call.. call.. and i called.. I called one.
19:53i got one and movie..
19:55my call got me. go next and talk with me.
19:57Then you speak to my followers.
20:00HehhâŚ.
20:02this terug is the first time of my house.
20:06i said where have you reached it?
20:07Where did you come from?
20:08Metro.
20:09There's one like this, like this, like this, like this.
20:12I'm going to go there.
20:15One will be like this.
20:17Here we go.
20:20Then we cut it in the middle.
20:22Hey!
20:24Audio.
20:27Video.
20:29What are these?
20:31He says, Hi, Duffer.
20:32I'm going to give you phone.
20:33I'm going to give you a video call.
20:43I realized that people don't need to give you a drink.
20:47Now, we don't know the people in common in society.
20:50I told them, I think we should wind up the night.
20:52Last drink.
20:52Three minutes in order, eat one drink, listen to one song, listen to one song.
20:55I think we should wind up the night.
20:57Fauji said, yes, wind up, wind up, wind up, wind up, wind up.
21:00I'll do it.
21:03It'll be in your case, right?
21:05We need to wind up the night.
21:07I said, I think we should call it a night.
21:08Last drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, listen to one song.
21:11All okay. All okay.
21:12All okay.
21:12All okay.
21:13Us has been playing the song.
21:14We're shaking.
21:15This car.
21:16This car.
21:16We're shaking.
21:17Once again, the bell.
21:18The bell is on my floor.
21:19I'm going to open the door.
21:21I opened the door.
21:22The person is on the packet.
21:23I don't know why the bell is on the ground floor.
21:26This car was asked for something like that.
21:37We can look at it.
21:41I
21:43Was
21:45I
21:47I
21:49I
21:55I
21:57I
21:59I
22:01I
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