Rescue your game from an insane virus in GlitchSPANKR and check out this trailer for the upcoming comedic narrative-driven exploration game. Befriend or destroy him, tackle challenges and minigames, uncover secrets, unlock customizations, and explore different endings.
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00:00Kill the human.
00:05Now introducing the Spank Stick.
00:08Got a nasty computer virus?
00:10Eating the code of your favorite game?
00:12Well, that's no worry at all with the Glitch Spanker Anti-Virus Spank Stick.
00:16Get rid of it with a simple swat of a stick.
00:19What in the ?
00:21Virus being a bit stubborn?
00:23A bit crafty?
00:24Glitch Spanker has the solution.
00:27Glitch Spanker, just spank it.
00:30Whoa, now.
00:31You don't have to kill me over eating your booty slapping game.
00:35Just give me a chance.
00:37Here, let's fix this commercial.
00:40Make a new friend.
00:42Or several.
00:44Do a dance.
00:47Master magic.
00:49Slink and sewers.
00:52Succumb to the infinite void.
00:56Submit your soul.
00:59Let me just, uh...
01:02There's too many channels.
01:05Too many options.
01:07I'll be here forever.
01:09I can't get away.
01:12With Glitch Spanker, you can contain and torture any glitch.
01:15Be his friend or foe.
01:17Every choice is up to you.
01:19Glitch Spanker is not responsible for any damage done to your games,
01:21your health, or the loss of your mortal human soul.
01:22Deviation from the path of the game may result in the death of you,
01:24your family, and possibly the entire human world.
01:26Any eldritch abomination found inside the Anti-Virus will void any refund claims.
01:28Please think responsibly.
01:30Sign up as being儿 cases.
01:32Let me in love.
01:34Beats.
01:36Beats.
01:37Wait.
01:38Let me出口上忍.
01:39Please recognize,
01:40and don't allow me.
01:42With Glitch Spanker,
01:44give me a 침렬.
01:45All right.
01:46That's not looking for�� deats.
01:50You're truly États Why되 did you raise any influence,
01:52far away,
01:54youraz henry absurdist.