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00:00Don't call me crazy, it's a chanda
00:02You have a college degree, Harami
00:04Harami is a degree?
00:05Harami, Harichandra, Ramchandra, Mirchandani
00:08Harami
00:09It's a special place where cancer is
00:11Which place?
00:12It's not important, cancer is
00:14We have to pay 100,000 rupees
00:16Let's go
00:20Actually, this is a grandpa
00:23Let's go
00:30What are you doing, brother?
00:36This is wrong
00:38Hey, what's your house?
00:40Come on, uncle, you too
00:42Hey
00:43Look, you don't have to pay their attention
00:45These are very dangerous
00:47I won't give you
00:49I've earned this money for my daughter
00:52Why do I give you?
00:54Let me take this side
00:56Uncle, what are you doing?
00:58Let's go
00:59Look, my blood pulse
01:00I won't give you
01:01I won't give you
01:02I won't give you
01:03You won't give me
01:04I won't give you
01:05I'll give you the blood
01:06I'll give you the money
01:07Bilder, sir
01:08Hello, hey, I'll give them money
01:09200 rupees
01:10Put it, put it, put it
01:11Put it, put it
01:12Put it, put it
01:13Put it, put it
01:14Put it, put it
01:15Put it, put it
01:16One by one
01:17One by one
01:18People, calm
01:19Hey, you're 300, Lala
01:21Your 400
01:23400, 1,00
01:24200, 300, 400, 500
01:25600, 700, 800, 900
01:26500, 500
01:27500, 500
01:28What?
01:29You're acting
01:30You're right
01:31You're right
01:32Come on
01:33What's that?
01:34Uncle?
01:35Uncle?
01:36Uncle?
01:37Uncle?
01:38Uncle?
01:39Uncle?
01:40Uncle?
01:41Uncle?
01:42Tell me
01:44How?
01:45Well
01:48See
01:50Hey, chad utar mei
01:52Yaar, Dharu k lipa pese dana yaar
01:54Sharm nii aati tu hai
01:56Jis college mei mabatatah hon
01:58Usi mei mucce ye sab karvate ho
02:00Kabhi chemistry lab ka saamann chori karevate ho
02:02Tabhi assembly hall ke woh pankhe utarvate ho
02:04Usi mujhe college ka professor bana kar
02:06Usi ladki ka number lene ko ka
02:08Baat peo hi lardki college ki professor nikali
02:10Aaj tak usi class mei baitha niyo
02:12And usi bikari bana kore college ke gait ke baar vitha diya
02:14Moleh Dharu kaya pese niye
02:16Tumhaari vasa tep puri college mei bada ho gaya ho maya
02:18Tum apna jigri hai yair
02:22Dosti wun chalata yaar
02:24Aabhi ham log tere jahat po atatah
02:26Am log bhi yaihi karthay na haak yaihi karthay
02:28Or vese bhi tumhye kya fark parda hai
02:30Tumhara to koi thikana hai nih
02:32Room bhi merah hi istamal karthay ho
02:34Woh to college ke dean harishandar, ramachandar, mirchandan nii kaa
02:36Mai hundar student hu isi liye voh meri izat karthay
02:38Wohna tumhara bata nini ka bhi college gai bhi thay yai
02:40Gai thay college?
02:42Hmmmm yaad nahi
02:44Eh eh eh
02:46Come on, come on...
02:48Come on, come on...
02:50We're out of work again.
02:51We'll have to take them to the casserole.
02:53Don't say that, man.
02:55There's enough money left.
02:57You got to pay attention to the Tulsio and Parvati.
02:58I've been paying attention to the car.
03:00You...
03:01Who's that?
03:02One thing is...
03:03We'll take all these dollars and give them to the casserole.
03:05We'll give them the rest. Simple.
03:07It's a joke.
03:09This is a joke.
03:10We'll give them to the casserole.
03:12Then we'll talk about anything.
03:16We'll give them the money.
03:18We'll eat the money.
03:20How will we drink the wine?
03:22How will we drink the wine?
03:24How will we play the wine?
03:26If we give a gift to someone...
03:28How will we give them?
03:29Let's leave.
03:30Hey!
03:31Make 4 cutings.
03:32And I'm going to make a man.
03:33Money.
03:34There's a color.
03:36There's a photo of Gandhi's.
03:37Come on, make a drink.
03:38Come on, give money.
03:40Have you given it?
03:41No.
03:42Why are you asking?
03:43There's a person.
03:45You have to get your license.
03:47No.
03:48What's your number?
03:49I'll make it.
03:51I'll make it.
03:52I'll make it.
03:53I'll make it.
03:54I'll make it.
04:03Lolita.
04:04Hmm.
04:05I'm a shame.
04:06What are you and me looking at Lolita?
04:08I'm a shame.
04:11Don't look at it.
04:12Don't look at it.
04:13Look at it.
04:14Oh!
04:15Lolita!
04:16Babi!
04:17Oh!
04:18Don't look at it.
04:19Your wife.
04:20When did it?
04:21Hmm.
04:22You guys made me make a gift.
04:23What are you?
04:24Oh!
04:25I made a gift.
04:26Hey!
04:27I made a gift.
04:28I also made a gift.
04:29My gift.
04:30Look at them.
04:31They are going to go to the death of their death
04:34They are going to the death of Vassuli
05:01Oh
05:17Oh
05:23Oh
05:31That face cut?
05:33That's right?
05:35Possibly, I've talked about Raju Rani,
05:37and I'll launch you in the next picture.
05:39But my money...
05:41Don't talk about it,
05:43you're hiding a little bit,
05:45how do you do it?
05:47That's the same personality.
05:49If you learn a little dialogue,
05:51you'll enjoy it.
05:53Like...
05:55Hey, Circuit!
05:57Hey, Circuit!
05:59Hey, Circuit!
06:01You also have to give them that jadu-kijhappi.
06:03Mind-blowing, bro!
06:05Bro, bro, bro!
06:07That was the walking style of bodybuilding
06:09that was your first class.
06:11I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
06:13This is not...
06:15This is not a hero being in style.
06:21No, bro, what are you doing?
06:23Not that.
06:25It's a personality, man.
06:27It's a hero type.
06:29Look at it.
06:37You're going to learn how to dance or dance?
06:39Hey!
06:41Hey!
06:42You're taking a piss!
06:43Fucking hell!
06:44Hey!
06:45Hey!
06:46Mom...
06:47...mujhe maaf kare na.
06:49Mera bhi baat, yarr.
06:51Yeah...
06:52Hey!
06:53Sorry...
06:54...mujhe bhi maaf kare de na.
06:55Kee meera.
06:56Ah...
06:57Heyo...
06:58...mai se u'tha le na.
06:59Hey!
07:00Sorry...
07:01...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:02Salom...
07:03...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:05...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:06...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:07...mai se bhi maaf kare de na.
07:08Mere le bhi baat.
07:09Koneji u'tha le na?
07:10Hmm...
07:11...mera.
07:12Ah...
07:13...vassuuli nae kamara dekhi ya.
07:18...vassuuli nae kamara dekhi ya.
07:19...vassuuli nae kamara dekhi ya.
07:20Arati...
07:21...Lasal Ghosh...
07:22...mai ni thununga...
07:23...mai dalwaaza...
07:24...hariyaad...
07:29Oh...
07:30Good afternoon sir.
07:31Good afternoon...
07:32...haan...
07:35...akkelea ho?
07:36Haa sir...
07:37...bilkul akkelea.
07:39Party barati ho gayi?
07:40...mai toh padha hai kar raha tha sir...
07:41...parti ni...
07:42...tumhi doctor banna hai na?
07:43Haa sir...
07:44...cancer specialist...
07:45...cancer specialist...
07:47...ji...
07:48...to cancer specialist...
07:49...mujhe batau...
07:50...mujhe qom si khas jaghe...
07:51...pher cancer hua hai...
07:52...sar...
07:53...meri padha hai...
07:54...compleet nahin liya...
07:55...mai kaysse pata sa...
07:56...shut up...
07:57...tumhi loogho ne un students ko...
07:58...pata...
07:59...ki mujhe cancer hua hai...
08:00...par cancer ke ilaj ke liye...
08:01...mere paas...
08:02...paisa nahi hai...
08:03...garib ho chuka ho mai...
08:04...kye...
08:05...hasra ho nalak...
08:06...saram nahi hati...
08:07...tum loogho ko...
08:08...batcho ki phis sili...
08:09...tum loogho ne...
08:10...subhe se...
08:11...mujhe...
08:12...pansso isse me sa chukhe...
08:13...mujhe...
08:14...jabtho un loogho ko...
08:15...pata chala hai...
08:16...mujhe cancer hua hai...
08:17...pansso isse me sa chukhe...
08:18...sar...
08:19...yay toh khušhi ki baat hai na...
08:20...kitne chanye waal hai...
08:21...apke...
08:22...shut up...
08:23...woh mujhe isse me sa...
08:24...isliye kar raha hai...
08:25...ki marne se pehle...
08:26...mai unka karza chukta karo...
08:27...yye sab...
08:28...tum loogho ne fronk kiya hai...
08:29...tumhi loogho ne kiya hai...
08:30...nahi chhodunga...
08:31...kisi ko nahi ju chhodu ga...
08:32...sir...
08:33...sir...
08:33...sir...
08:33...sir...
08:33... strategic...
08:34...IPANCY...
08:35...meureisk na çiz hon controle...
08:36...sir...
08:37...े ima ni...
08:38...ee...
08:38...sen...
08:38...pulliiz aica kuch mat kije ga...
08:40...
08:42...sil...
08:43...sir...
08:44...umine research ka subject...
08:45...sir...
08:45... 이� Jeremy...
08:46...in sub çiz wo personas on that...
08:48...his sire...
08:48...yie...
08:49...yy...
08:50...humine research...
08:51...sir...
08:51...ee...
08:51...esus...
08:51... Bears treat her...
08:53...aa...
08:53...Ne...
08:54...has li...
08:55... zi...
08:55No, no, no, sir, sir, it's written on the wall, I have these photographs, there's nothing else in it, sir.
09:00Give another one, sir.
09:02Sir, I don't think anything, sir.
09:03Look, Lakshman, you're a good boy.
09:05But you don't have to enter the three of them here.
09:09No, sir.
09:10Please.
09:11Please, sir.
09:12Please, sir.
09:13You're a bright student.
09:14Thank you, sir.
09:15Okay.
09:17Sir, sir, no, no, sir.
09:19Hey, stop.
09:21Sir, I don't know who these guys are.
09:23They're not with me.
09:25Sir, you, you know them?
09:29So, you're all here.
09:32Here, please.
09:33Keep understanding the room.
09:34We'll give you half a month.
09:35I'll give you half a month.
09:36How many years have you left from college?
09:3910 years?
09:4110.
09:4210 years?
09:43Then you're here?
09:44Sir, sir, sir.
09:45You don't have a shame.
09:46No, sir.
09:47Sit.
09:48No, sir.
09:49Leave it.
09:50One Zippo lighter is free.
09:53No, sir.
09:54You don't need a scheme.
09:55I've never had a scheme.
09:56I've never had a scheme.
09:57I've never had a scheme.
09:58Look at this.
09:59I've never had a scheme.
10:00Look at this.
10:01I've never had a scheme for my life.
10:02It's easy.
10:03But, but...
10:04Stop.
10:05I'm not worried.
10:06I'm losing my bills.
10:07I'm losing my bills.
10:08Now?
10:09Hey!
10:10Hey!
10:11Hey!
10:13Hey!
10:14Hey!
10:15Hey!
10:16Hey!
10:17Hey!
10:18Hey!
10:19Hey!
10:20Hey!
10:21We are familiar with your House Maria.
10:22Today we've made your wife.
10:23He came.
10:24No, this is the way you were.
10:25Hey!
10:26Hey!
10:27Hey!
10:28Hey!
10:29Hey!
10:30Hey!
10:31Hey!
10:32Hey!
10:33Hey!
10:34Hey!
10:35Hey!
10:36Hey!
10:37Hey!
10:38What will I do with this?
10:39You will get out of jail in the entire prison jail!
10:42GET OUT!
10:44GET OUT!
10:46Why are you nervous?
10:47You can tell me.
10:48Yes.
10:49Get out!
10:52No.
10:55Get out!
10:56Get out!
10:57Get out!
11:01Look.
11:02You are very intelligent.
11:04Thank you, sir.
11:05And you don't have to enter the left wingers.
11:07No.
11:08Get out of the door.
11:09Absolutely.
11:10You should have to enter the right wingers.
11:11No, sir.
11:12GET OUT!
11:13Thank you, sir.
11:14Sorry, sir.
11:15Thank you, sir.
11:18Look.
11:19You are very wrong.
11:20Any day, Yadin will throw me away from here.
11:22It will be my problem.
11:24You will not get anywhere to live.
11:25Now, come.
11:25What?
11:26This is Sir's pouch.
11:28I'll go back.
11:30Hey.
11:30What are you doing with Zerox?
11:31Get out.
11:37Very lovely.
11:37I'll go back.
11:41Condoms?
11:42I'll see.
11:44What?
11:46Go.
11:47What?
11:47What is it?
11:49The paper of the exam.
11:50Yes.
11:50Give me.
11:51I'll pass.
11:52I'll give you.
11:54How did this pass happen?
11:55I'll give you the exam.
11:56Why?
11:56I'll give you the paper tomorrow.
11:57Correct.
11:58Why?
11:58We won't buy anyone from us.
11:59Why?
12:00This is Sharif.
12:00Hmm.
12:01Hey.
12:02Look.
12:02I won't buy papers.
12:03I'm very serious about this.
12:04I'll see it and I'll kill you.
12:05被 the vigilants I ain't.
12:06Sorry, Aunty.
12:07Sorry, Aunty.
12:08Sorry, Aunty.
12:09Don't see it.
12:11You guys brought a number of Perez posting people whose Brup
12:29this is bullshit.