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00:00My name is Happy Gilmore.
00:0330 years ago, I decided to give golf a try.
00:08But even when you're at the top of your game,
00:13you can always shank one.
00:14Happy Gilmore sucks.
00:16Oh, eat a bag of ..
00:19How are you going to put Vienna through ballet school?
00:21It's $75,000 a year.
00:23That's four years.
00:24That's $333,000.
00:26That's terrible math, Johnny.
00:27It's $300,000.
00:30I wouldn't even know where to start.
00:31Let them see the happy I fell in love with.
00:33Come on.
00:34You got to do it, Dad.
00:35All right, let's go.
00:36Go get him, Dad.
00:37What about the jigs?
00:38I know how to do it, Dad.
00:39Let's go.
00:40Oh, yeah.
00:40I've got this.
00:41Oh, yeah.
00:42Hey.
00:44What the hell is happening?
00:49Happy Gilmore is breaking in yet another caddy you just met.
00:52All right, we're going to go.
00:54But you bring those.
00:55Those always come.
00:57All right, that's it.
00:58They got a strap if you want to use the strap.
00:59Happy Gilmore didn't have things flowing on the first, though.
01:02Oh, son!
01:05Check out the name tag, grandson.
01:07You're in my world now.
01:09Got you a little something there, Pop.
01:10Hey!
01:11Hey!
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01:19Hey!
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01:22Hey!
01:23Hey!
01:24Hey!
01:25I am so sorry.
01:27Give him here. I got some Gorilla glue.
01:30Here we go!
01:31Remember the happy place I went to?
01:33You go to yours.
01:43Oh, yes!
01:44Oh, my God, Rory!
01:46Jackass! Bingo!
01:49Woo!
01:52You stole my life from me.
01:53Why would I want to steal the life of somebody
01:57who eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
02:23You gutted it?
02:24No.
02:27You have to steal the life of somebody who wants to North?
02:32Demon'svanced.
02:33Will you leave this deal out?
02:33You're a cet freelance.
02:34He might want to steal the life of somebody at the lowest lumb