Wizards vs Aliens - S01E05 - Rebel Magic (1)
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00:00So many stars, so many other worlds, when we were up there on an alien spaceship, I thought
00:19we knew everything. There's always more to life than you think. Imagine if my mates knew
00:29what I was up to. Tom Clarke is Star Wars. The next generation. It's not a game, Thomas.
00:47I know, Grandmother. But yeah, all those worlds, the Nekros, that might just be the start of
00:53it. There could be more.
00:55Oh, no, you mustn't go thinking like that. We have to start fighting back. For real,
01:01I mean. Tom. We have to get them before they get us. And you're going to have to start teaching
01:07me some proper magic. Like warrior stuff and all that. Tom, don't get carried away. Magic
01:18doesn't work on them. And you're up way past your bedtime. Now, come on. Shoo. Shoo!
01:27Night, night. Sleep tight. And blessed be any wizards out there in the night.
01:47Halt. Wizard. What? Okay. Well, you're not of dragon kind. And you're definitely not the last of the unicorn. What are you?
02:05I am Valk. Firstborn of the might of Necron. Slayer of the android armies of Dockerman. Devourer of the royal court of Orion V. And you are a wizard. You burn with magic.
02:19I'm Jackson Hawke. Slayer of angry birds. Devourer of pizza and chips. And you're an alien.
02:26Who will be transported to my ship and your magic will be extracted. The necros shall feast. Your magic?
02:56What? Where are we?
03:20Now that's magic.
03:26Ah, here he is.
03:44I got a letter from the school.
03:47Oh?
03:49It says your grades are slipping.
03:51Yeah, well, there is this alien invasion happening, Dad.
03:59Well, that's no excuse, Tom. You won't get anywhere in life if you fail your exams.
04:02I'm trying my best. It's just... it's difficult.
04:07Well, I don't get what's changed.
04:10Well, I can't use magic anymore, can I? I have to save my spells in case an ecrosis attack.
04:14Wait, you were using magic to do your homework.
04:17I'm a wizard, aren't I? If I had magic, I'd be pretty stupid not to use it.
04:20Right, you better get to school.
04:22Well, I want you straight home tonight. We need to have a serious talk about this.
04:25Yeah? No park, no Benny, no football.
04:28You come straight back here. You hear me?
04:30Yes, all right, Dad. I'm not deaf. Stop doing my head in.
04:35Oh, I wouldn't go in there for a few minutes, love.
04:41Can't you teach me a spell to make people disappear?
04:43Dad is driving me up the wall.
04:45Oh, don't even joke about such things.
04:49Now, stop being a little grub, because tonight I've got something very special for you.
04:53Guess what? Stone script.
04:56Stone script?
04:58I'm so sick of stone script and history and our responsibilities as wizards.
05:11Avengers assemble!
05:16I mean, there are aliens up there and all that could go on about is this place.
05:21Well, it is a big academic year.
05:23And the thing is, I am trying. That's what gets me.
05:25You know what I mean? Perhaps he's just worried about you.
05:27But will he listen? No.
05:29I mean, you say your parents are weird, but at least they care about you.
05:31He is right, though. It is an important year.
05:33Oh, great. Take his side.
05:35I'm not taking his side.
05:36It's all right for you. You're clever.
05:38You don't even have to try.
05:39That's not fair. I work really hard.
05:42Don't give me that.
05:43You're a geek. You've got it sorted.
05:45Well, that's just rude.
05:55Are you okay?
05:56Yeah, just tired from that party last night.
05:59I mean, it was epic. Literally the best party of all time.
06:02And...
06:03What party?
06:04Jade Soursbury's.
06:05Oh.
06:06I don't remember seeing you there.
06:08Yeah, she doesn't have my number.
06:10I'm not being funny, mate.
06:11That's not why you weren't invited.
06:13Don't be daft.
06:15It's me.
06:16Who doesn't want a bit of Tom Clark at their party?
06:19How do I put this nicely?
06:21We lost the cup final because of you.
06:24You're hanging around with that little nerd all the time.
06:26This is called Biggie's side case.
06:31Oi, Moose.
06:37Spectacular.
06:47You were defeated by a halfling.
06:50His magic was more powerful than any I've encountered on this planet.
06:54Pretend your king!
07:02Hail the might of Blackrock!
07:04My offspring.
07:06Is what I hear true?
07:08It was not my mission, father.
07:10I did not fail you.
07:12Hmm.
07:13So it is true.
07:15Varg, my son.
07:19It wasn't my fault.
07:20How can you expect me to capture a wizard whose magic had harmed me?
07:23You dare question me?
07:27A thousand apologies, father.
07:30My son.
07:32You are aware of the Scorpius?
07:38It has been growing since our arrival here.
07:43Father.
07:44Please, no.
07:45Can you hear him?
07:47My little pet is not so little anymore.
07:51It is ready to feast!
07:53Most excellent majesty, might of Necron.
07:54I will bring the wizard to you.
07:55I swear it.
07:56You.
07:57You.
07:58Have won.
07:59Earth.
08:00Day.
08:01God.
08:02If you fail.
08:03The Scorpius shall devour your bones.
08:05You.
08:06You.
08:07Have won.
08:08Earth.
08:09Day.
08:10God.
08:11If you fail.
08:12The Scorpius shall devour your bones.
08:16Leave.
08:18The Scorpius.
08:20The Scorpius.
08:22All right.
08:24Where's Moon?
08:26Oh.
08:27Er...
08:28Snoozing somewhere, probably.
08:31Yes, that'll be it.
08:33Good.
08:34that and sticking his hobgoblin nose into this did you know Tom had been using magic to do his
08:40homework oh that's what you were arguing about this morning oh dear that's not an answer Ursula
08:48did you know no of course I didn't I can't say I'm surprised he's a wizard and a teenage one
08:57at that that's the problem you can't just rely on magic to get by in life he's I've always tried
09:03to teach him that but magic is a wonderful thing like Tom is special he doesn't need magic to be
09:08special of course he doesn't and I know that all this must be difficult for you at times
09:14you're unenchanted don't do that don't wave that unenchanted flag in my face I'm his dad that's
09:23what matters I know I can't teach him anything about being a wizard but I can teach him how
09:28to be a good man and that's what's important of course it is I'm sorry Ursula sometimes I just
09:37wish I know somehow even with the magic she made everything normal I mean she had a job she had
09:47a life whereas my life is this I'm sorry Ursula but yes wizards been hiding for so long Michael
09:56from those that hunted us and persecuted us we've even hidden from each other I know
10:04and sometimes magic itself is where we hide I don't want that to happen to Tom
10:11it won't and that's because you're unenchanted you give Tom balance Michael that's important for a
10:23young wizard thanks go back to the house and bring him
10:27what
10:55What got right? It's a nice time
11:00Right yeah
11:02Thanks, you know and over them
11:05I'm not in the mood for this. Yeah, well
11:09I'm stealing your phone, so I'll already bubble mood you're in. Yeah, let's get it back. You're gonna make me
11:16If I have to
11:19All right, yeah, you know, you know karate or something something like that
11:25Look, just give it
11:32Get off me! Get his wallet! Lads, you better let him go
11:38Who are you? I'm Jackson Hawke. Now, let him go
11:43Seriously, mate. I'd stop there if I were you. Oh, mate
11:47You picked the wrong bloke to start on. Nah, you see the thing about bloke's like you is you're just bullies. It's all about intimidation
11:53Intimidation? Well, how's this for intimidating?
12:01Thank you
12:02What?
12:03Do you really want me to explain while you're dressed like that or shall I show you what else I can do?
12:08Good job, I was passing
12:17That magic?
12:19What was it?
12:20I'm a wizard. It's what we do
12:22Not like that. I know I'm a wizard, too
12:25Yeah, I know. I could smell it on you. Why do you think I helped?
12:28Fine
12:31Who are you?
12:32Like I said, I'm Jackson Hawke
12:36See you around
12:41Magic? I do not understand. I thought the wizards had shielded their world from our detectors
12:47That's how powerful a halflings magic is. I told you. So this was him. The wizard who defeated you.
12:56It is incredible. Look. He is dangerous.
13:04And delicious.
13:17Are you skiving?
13:25Miss Poacher's going mad
13:28We can't do Romeo and Juliet without Romeo
13:33Minty's saying he'll do it, but do you really want him being Katie's Romeo?
13:38Tom?
13:40Can you hear me?
13:41I just met another wizard.
13:42What?
13:44Who?
13:46Where are you?
13:47Lansbury Avenue. The place is boarded up. He's in there.
13:51What about school?
13:52I'll call you back.
13:57Lansbury Avenue.
14:17Poor Romeo. He is already dead. Stabbed with a white wench's black eye. Shot through the ear with a love song.
14:47Super tavolutions.
14:48It was always about the seesaw numbers.
14:50Fire- которое isda.
14:51Stabbed with a better young girl.
14:52I tried looking for Yeager to see you.
14:53You all and everything.
14:54Hey, we did ανα conceptual alike.
14:56I just did not have a good idea.
14:57Give me information.
14:58Op Abigail News-
14:58Lansbury CIA
14:59WCBA
15:03You followed me, then?
15:21Yeah.
15:23I'm sorry, it's just...
15:25I've never met another wizard my age before.
15:29What's your name?
15:31I'm Tom.
15:32Tom Clark.
15:36So come on.
15:38Why shouldn't I just burn you out of existence?
15:42Because I could, you know.
15:44Reckon you could stop me?
15:47What?
15:50Mate, I'm joking.
15:55This place, it's really cool.
15:59Yeah, it's all right.
16:01Why is not this a lamentable thing, Grand Sites, Grand Seer, that we should be thus afflicted?
16:13So what school do you go to?
16:23I'm at King's Park.
16:24I don't go to school.
16:26Oh.
16:27You got a job?
16:29No.
16:31So what do you do then?
16:33Hang around.
16:35Mess about.
16:36Chill.
16:37What about your parents?
16:41My parents?
16:45Remember making that?
16:46I'm hungry.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:47It's down to me.
16:48Oh.
16:49It's back to me.
16:50They're not around anymore.
16:52But what's with all the questions, anyway?
16:55My favourite colour's blue, I hate Lord of the Rings, and I can't stand Sprouts.
16:59Anything else?
17:00No.
17:02Thanks for helping me, I guess.
17:05Bye, then.
17:08That's it.
17:10Oh, you think because we're wizards we should be bestie buddies?
17:13No, but...
17:14Bye-bye, Tom Clark.
17:16No, but listen.
17:17There is something else.
17:18We are in real danger.
17:20There are aliens.
17:20And...
17:21The Necrofts.
17:24You've met them, then?
17:28Surprised you survived.
17:29You have as well?
17:32They feed on magic.
17:35The Necrofts shall feast.
17:37We went up to their ship.
17:39What?
17:39Really?
17:40What was it like?
17:41Big.
17:42Really big.
17:44And you should see their king.
17:45You've never seen anything like him.
17:47He's like a face of...
17:49Fat.
17:49Hold on.
17:50If you're going to stay and tell me about this, then...
17:54The wizard's your feast.
18:03Of course, he's not the first to have magic that can affect us.
18:07You remember the Archmange of Sirius XII?
18:10He turned Necrofts after Necrofts into dust.
18:13I do hope this halfling doesn't do the same to you.
18:16What?
18:18I'll crush him.
18:20I'll extract his magic, then I'll crush his bones to dust.
18:23And if you don't, Father will eradicate you and I shall be heir.
18:27I'm aware of the sister!
18:31But a wizard with such power...
18:33Just imagine what he can do.
18:35So these Necrofts, where have they come from?
18:40The planet Necroft, apparently.
18:42They just appeared out of the blue and came old to us.
18:43And have you actually seen them feast?
18:45No, but I met this kid, only draining his magic had turned him into an old man.
18:49No way!
18:50Do you know any other wizards?
18:51Nah, they're so Gandalf, you know what I mean?
18:53It's all prophecies and use your magic wisely, my Tom.
18:58I just want to have fun.
19:01I wish someone would tell my dad that.
19:03That's parents for you.
19:04We've got magic, Tom.
19:06It's like every day, it's Christmas.
19:10And that's 3-0 to me.
19:13Benny?
19:25All right?
19:27What are you doing?
19:29Were you spying on us?
19:30No.
19:31I thought Tom might be in trouble.
19:33You won't reply to my text.
19:36Jackson, this is Benny.
19:38He's a mate from school.
19:39You hang out with an Unenchanted?
19:41Oh, I know all about the magic.
19:43Benny helped us against the Negros.
19:45Really?
19:46Yeah, a couple of times actually.
19:48So you can invite me in then?
19:51Nah.
19:52Let's go to the park.
19:53Ha.
19:54Yeah.
19:55Right.
19:55The park.
19:56Like, what are we?
19:5812?
20:00The park sounds good.
20:02Fancy clicker bat?
20:03Yeah.
20:04What position do you play?
20:06I, er, don't really.
20:08Benny's got two left feet.
20:10And they say wizards are the freak.
20:13What are you doing?
20:18Continuing my scan of Target's own Sita.
20:21You need to use stealth.
20:23You need to be cunning.
20:24We cannot just rely on force.
20:26Do you think father would really throw me to the Scorpius?
20:31He's wiped out entire worlds.
20:34He'd have had his own brother to take the throne.
20:38Do you really think he would let you live?
20:41Well, I would appreciate your assistance, sister.
20:48I'm sure you would.
20:54But why should I help you?
20:56If I fail, I die.
21:00But if we succeed, then father will reward us both.
21:04Locate the wizard and wait.
21:10Find out where he sleeps and attack at night.
21:15Humans are even more pathetic alone in the dark.
21:19For my studies, I have discovered the fear monsters that hide under the bed and in the shadows.
21:25This wizard is a mere halfling.
21:27Become his greatest fear.
21:34So, you escaped the Necrons by using magic against them?
21:37Sort of, yeah.
21:38I created a banishment, child.
21:40Using that different magic I saw.
21:43What different magic?
21:45The thing is, we're special.
21:47What we've got is so fantastic because what we've got is power.
21:51Look at them.
21:52One click and we can make them do anything.
21:53Yeah, but we're not meant to use magic on the Unenchanted like that.
21:58Why?
21:58He says who?
21:59We can do what we like.
22:00Come on, let's have some fun.
22:05Ooh, milkshakes.
22:06Ooh, I love you.
22:08Stop it.
22:13No.
22:14I can't.
22:14I dare you.
22:15I double dare you.
22:17Tom, do it.
22:21Me fresh black.
22:23Epic.
22:29Absolutely epic.
22:33Bye-bye now.
22:35My dad would be furious if he knew what I just did.
22:37But you had fun, yeah?
22:38It was fantastic.
22:39It was cruel.
22:43What do you mean?
22:45What you just did, that was bullying.
22:47You humiliated those people.
22:49Never really saw you as a bully, Tom.
22:51But it was just a bit of fun.
22:54I'm not a bully.
22:55I hate bullies.
22:56Then why are you acting like one?
22:58Why are you doing what he tells you to?
23:01What's he got to do with you?
23:03You're not my dad.
23:04Lads, lads, lads, calm down.
23:10Look, I'm sorry if I've been rude.
23:14I'm just excited about meeting Tom, because he's another wizard.
23:17I've not had many friends before, so it's just, it's nice, you know, not being lonely anymore.
23:25Look, why don't you get us some cakes?
23:30That way, me and Tom can have a five-minute wizard chat, and then we can all do something together, the three of us.
23:36Yeah?
23:36All right.
23:41Come on, let's get out of here.
23:44What?
23:45Who are you going to choose, Tommy boy?
23:46Me or him?
23:47At last, I boosted the signal from earlier and managed to pinpoint it to a specific habitation module.
24:11Now you know where he lives, where he sleeps, good hunting, brother.
24:19I still feel bad about ditching him like that.
24:21He's fine.
24:22You'll see him at school, won't you?
24:23Now, how many spells you got left?
24:26Two.
24:26Cool.
24:27You can get the pizza.
24:29We could always go back and have a nice bun with Benny.
24:41Cheers.
24:55You all right, boys?
24:57What are you having?
24:58Meat feast.
24:59Got to be the meat feast.
25:01Cool.
25:04Got any cash?
25:06Give us a minute.
25:08We're wizards, Tom.
25:10We don't need money.
25:11I don't know.
25:13Isn't that stealing?
25:15Look, if you don't want to do it, that's fine.
25:17I'll just head back to mine and I'll see you around, yeah?
25:20You know, if you're chicken.
25:30Can I get a meat feast and a seafood special with extra anchovies?
25:41That's 15 quid, boys.
26:01That's 15 quid, boys.
26:11Pay the nice lady, Thomas.
26:15I am.
26:15Okay?
26:18Okay.
26:20Fifteen pounds, yeah?
26:21Why are the cute ones always so slow?
26:23Hey.
26:24I'm the cute one.
26:26Go on, Tom.
26:27Just do it.
26:31Right.
26:31Look at that.
26:31Because the thing is...
26:33Me, she, I'm done.
26:42Here we go.
26:49Keep change.
26:50Oh.
26:51Thanks, boys.
26:52That was terrifying.
27:09Free pizza.
27:10Like I said, every day is Christmas day for wizards.
27:13You're right.
27:14We can do anything.
27:16We're the kings of the world!
27:18Where is the wizard, right?
27:39Tell me you're being disintegrated.
27:42It's grim magic.
27:49I will enjoy your streams as it eats you alive.
27:53You can't use your magic for fun anymore because of the Metcross.
27:56So if we destroy them...
27:57Cat's cross and monkey's paws.
27:59Grim magic.
28:00Magic doesn't work on them.
28:01Grim magic does.
28:02Avengers assemble!
28:03A wizard's done this to him.
28:05What is this grim magic?
28:06It's dangerous magic, Michael.
28:08We're going up to their spaceship.
28:10Free pizza!
28:12What is happening?
28:16What is happening?
28:42What is happening?
28:46What is happening?
28:47We are going to let it go.
28:47What is happening?
28:48We are going to let it go.
28:56We are going to let it ride too.