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Watch the most hilarious scenes from the Dragon Ball universe! From Goku and Vegeta to Krillin and more, here’s a best-of that will make you laugh out loud

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Transcript
00:00Yamcha, I think I can get him if I dive through that window.
00:03That's a TV set, you dummy.
00:05Tell me where that last Dragon Ball is.
00:08Now.
00:09My magic finger says it's somewhere in the ceiling.
00:13Goku, you've got to wake up.
00:15They took it.
00:15The four-star ball is gone.
00:17Gone.
00:18They've got all seven of them now.
00:24Good you're awake.
00:26I can't believe I actually touched a girl.
00:30And I'm still all right.
00:32Looks like your first lesson won't be in martial arts.
00:36Oh, man.
00:38Now.
00:40Which one of these is prettier?
00:43Hmm.
00:45I like both.
00:47What are you, a saint?
00:50Just get me one of these girls.
00:56Haven't you finished yet, Krillin?
00:58Hey, hey, hey.
00:59What are you doing here?
01:00Go away and mind your own business.
01:02You're right, Krillin.
01:03You are a boy.
01:04Hey, why does Master Roshi want to meet a girl so bad anyway?
01:09Well, I guess that he likes going on dates just as much as you like food.
01:14You mean he's going to eat her?
01:18I'm back.
01:20Hmm?
01:20This looks like underwear.
01:28Oh, no.
01:29It's, um, it's Turtle Hermit Fighting Armor.
01:34Clever name.
01:36Okay, but it doesn't seem to protect much.
01:43I knew these outfits would come in handy.
01:47Hello?
01:47Hello?
01:48Man at the door?
01:49Hmm, where's the man?
01:54Hello, Gwar.
01:55I missed you.
01:57How's it been here?
01:58Oh, why the beat with that sunshine?
02:07I'm done.
02:09Gwar.
02:11Goku, I must say it is a bit unusual that you have a tail.
02:14How'd that come about?
02:15See?
02:16Told ya.
02:16Hmm?
02:17That tail isn't exactly normal, you know.
02:19In fact, I've never heard of a person who had one.
02:22Is it real?
02:23Well, how about I just show you?
02:26There.
02:28See?
02:28Goku, are you crazy?
02:39What's the matter?
02:40Pull your pants up.
02:42Uh, boys, let's stick to answering questions verbally, shall we?
02:46I shouldn't look, but I am.
02:50I shouldn't look, but I am.
02:57What's wrong, sirs?
02:58What are you all giggling about?
03:00I get it.
03:01You must be girls.
03:02Okay, on second thought, stop fighting.
03:08He's coming this way.
03:10Do you think he noticed the camera?
03:12I don't know.
03:13I don't know.
03:14Ha, ha, ha.
03:16Ah.
03:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:26So then accounting tells me they'll have to take it out of my next paycheck, and I'm just
03:29like, wait a minute, man.
03:30The ribbon should come with the uniform, free, and a discussion.
03:34At least you didn't let him walk on you.
03:36Hey, you, monkey boy.
03:42What's this?
03:48Hey, did you drop this?
03:51Is that what you call showing my sisters the sights?
03:55No!
03:57Hey!
03:58Oh!
03:59Hey!
04:01Hey!
04:02Hey!
04:03Hey!
04:04Hey!
04:05Hey!
04:05Hey!
04:06Hey!
04:06Hey!
04:07Hey!
04:07Hey!
04:08Hey!
04:09Hey!
04:09Hey!
04:10Hey!
04:10Hey!
04:11Is it a school holiday today?
04:13Did they let you out early?
04:14I got bored, so I skipped out.
04:16I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
04:19Oh!
04:20Hi!
04:20Meow!
04:21Hmm?
04:23Huh?
04:24Hold it!
04:25Don't move!
04:26Huh?
04:27Hold it!
04:28Don't move!
04:29Huh?
04:30Huh?
04:31Huh?
04:32Hold it!
04:33Don't move!
04:35Move!
04:38Hey!
04:39She's got a booger on her forehead!
04:41Huh?
04:42That's a mole, Goku!
04:43That's a mole, Goku!
04:44Gosh!
04:45Say you're sorry!
04:46Sorry, mole!
04:49Do you see anything else?
04:51Of course.
04:52Just a moment.
04:54You have something.
04:55Concealed.
04:56Con-what?
04:57Hidden.
04:58Oh, yes!
04:59I see!
05:00You have two balls.
05:01They're very important, and they're hidden in your clothes.
05:02Huh?
05:03Oh, wow!
05:04She's right again, guys!
05:05Young man, may I see them, please?
05:07I believe that they hold the key to your future.
05:08Well, I guess so.
05:10Why not?
05:11Yes.
05:12Perfect.
05:13As soon as the lights go out, I'll switch the real balls with the fake ones.
05:18Get ready, Husky, this is it!
05:23There!
05:24Go!
05:29Let's go!
05:34Go!
05:35Get ready, Hasky. This is it.
05:42There!
05:48Goku, I have a bad feeling about this.
05:51Gosh, how sad. These girls must be poor. They can't afford clothes.
06:06Those girls are not poor, kid!
06:08They're not?
06:09No, sir! Now give me that!
06:11Isn't there a man on this whole planet with a shred of decency?
06:17Men are animals!
06:22Hello, it's always nice to see you again, Bloomer.
06:25It's Bulma! Bulma!
06:28What? I have to get wet?
06:32Ew, I swear.
06:34I knew I should have packed my bikini trunks in my field kit.
06:40Mmm, what a bod.
06:43So, have you guys thought about what you're going to do during vacation?
06:46I'm going to be productive and try to get a part-time job
06:49so that I can feed all of my cats.
06:51I'd be happy to help you look for your balls if you need a hand.
06:54Really?
06:55Ha-cha!
06:56Uh, huh?
06:59Ufa's coy, but I think she likes me.
07:02You are... a boy, right?
07:04Yes.
07:05Oh!
07:06Yeah, I was joking.
07:08You know, lately it's been a lot easier to tell the difference between a boy and a girl.
07:13Goku, you don't change clothes on the street!
07:16Uh...
07:17Uh...
07:18Uh...
07:19Uh...
07:20Uh...
07:21Put your clothes on right now!
07:22Huh?
07:23I think this mask might make me look fat.
07:26Your body makes you look fat.
07:28The mask just makes you look stupid.
07:30You won't get away from me that easy!
07:32So, how do I look, baby?
07:34Oh, I think you look very distinguished.
07:36Distinguished?
07:37Darn, I was going for sexy.
07:40Hurry up, old man!
07:42Bulma, and this is just hypothetical, mind you.
07:45If you were walking down the street, and you saw me wearing these cool threads, would you be likely to say...
07:51Boy, he's hot!
07:52Oh, here we go again!
07:53What in the world does it matter how an old man looks?
07:56Uh...
07:58What's... with your friend?
08:00He's staring at me.
08:05Hmm...
08:09Midget!
08:10Uh...
08:11Watch your mouth!
08:12I wouldn't be talking about anybody's height, tiny!
08:14Midget!
08:15Stop saying that!
08:21Chiaotzu, stop.
08:23I don't know how you do it.
08:26I don't think I could do what you do.
08:28Survive on blind luck?
08:30It's a shame you don't have any real skills of your own.
08:33Hmph!
08:34You're the lucky one, bozo!
08:35You've only gotten this far because you haven't fought me yet!
08:39Hmph!
08:40Poor Yamcha.
08:41Only thing more pathetic than a loser is a loser who thinks he's born to win.
08:46Huh?
08:51What are you looking at?
08:53Come on, speak if you've got something to say!
08:58Baldi!
08:59Ugh!
09:00Have you looked in the mirror lately?
09:01You're not exactly sporting a lion's mane, pal!
09:04You're wrong!
09:09That's it!
09:10You've only got one hair, you pasty unicorn!
09:14That's better than none!
09:16Chiaotzu, stop it.
09:17You know you're supposed to keep that hat on.
09:18You'll catch cold!
09:20What did you do?
09:24Attention!
09:25A family's asking for help in locating their senile, old-as-dirt grandfather!
09:28And their words, folks, not mine.
09:30He's described as being short, fat, and bald!
09:32Now, this is the description of half the audience.
09:34Boy...
09:35Oh, did I say that on mic?
09:36Anyway, his family says he closely resembles an ugly turtle!
09:39Oh, so, if you have any information on this whereabouts, please contact an official.
09:47Turtle?
09:48Sounds like master.
09:49But how can he change a wolf into a man without the moon?
09:53Krillin, come here!
09:55This is gonna have more suspense in a hayride!
09:58I'm tingling all over!
10:00Kindly pasta-
10:17Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
10:24Oh, that hurt.
10:37I'm happy, see?
10:39Of course. Pay them no mind. Those underlings are jealous.
10:44Jealous? Our boys are gonna take yours down and you know it!
10:48Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, schizo.
10:54Yeah!
11:05Krillin! Let go of Goku's tail! Right now!
11:09Why don't I have a tail?
11:13Because you're a buffoon, not a monkey.
11:16Krillin is out!
11:19Goku's the winner!
11:21Yeah!
11:22It's over?
11:25The fight was anticlimactic and completely void of any cathartic experience.
11:29I didn't understand a word you said.
11:32Krillin, who seemingly dominated Goku throughout most of the fight, now appears completely flabbergasted after his fall from the ring!
11:39Hey, that's a nice story, but my belly's still empty.
11:43The reason I've come is I need your Dragon Ball.
11:46Dragon Ball? What the hell is that?
11:48I tried them raw, but they just don't taste as good.
11:52Wow, Goku. I just can't get over your height.
11:55I mean, I always thought that I would be the giant out of the two of us.
11:58Really?
11:59Hmm.
12:00Hmm.
12:01Uh, do I know you?
12:03Are you okay?
12:17Was it something I said?
12:22Hmm.
12:23Did you get your complimentary t-shirt?
12:25You can have it embroidered for five zanny.
12:27I don't ever wear shirts.
12:29They chafe my skin.
12:35How humiliating.
12:36I can see the headlines now.
12:38Yaijiro be defeated by nerd.