00:00Neil Simon wrote it.
00:03Elaine May directed it.
00:06The Heartbreak Kid.
00:07It's just plain old-fashioned corny lingo, sir.
00:12I have fallen head over heels with your Kelly here.
00:16It just, you know, it didn't take me long to make up my mind.
00:20One good look did it, actually.
00:23I said you're lying in my spot.
00:26Oh, you're what is to grip it, girl!
00:29You want us to grip it?
00:31Now, there is a slight complication.
00:35I happen to be a newlywed.
00:39We're coming, Miami Beach!
00:41Miami Beach, here we come!
00:42Here we come, Miami Beach!
00:45You may have seen her around the pool.
00:47Lenny!
00:48She's a nice girl, but just not really my type.
00:55I put cream on.
00:56I married her because I thought it was a decent thing to do.
01:02Tell me it's wonderful, Lenny.
01:04I just said it!
01:05How many times do you want me to say it?
01:07If you wouldn't keep asking me so much, you would have heard me say it!
01:10It's my plan, just as soon as I work out this messy business here, to follow you out to Minnesota.
01:17The current temperature in Minneapolis is three degrees below zero.
01:21It's two degrees below in St. Paul and four below at the airport.
01:25And to lay claim to your lovely daughter here.
01:28I love it!
01:30I love it!
01:31All my love!
01:32I wanted to be in a place like this, with a girl like you playing a game like this.
01:38I would like to know, in all candor, how you feel about what I've said, and to ask if I have your approval.
01:48Not if they tied me to a horse and pulled me 40 miles by my tongue.
01:58Well, that's an honest answer, sir.
02:00Thank you, Lenny.
02:12Thank you, Lenny.
02:13Thank you, Lenny.
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