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00:00:00Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:11Oh, there's Tristan. I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:20It's all so killing me, is that he's my best friend. She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:28Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:32Okay.
00:00:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:58I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:10Oh my god, wait!
00:01:12Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:14No.
00:01:15I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you. Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:20You're supposed to knock, not break down my dory, you school. Giant.
00:01:24My dories giant
00:01:35Never mind Ren, he's up now
00:01:43Tristan long time no see mind if we skip the small talk I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York
00:01:49So is this your outfit or just hold on I
00:02:03Think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:10Took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Ren for a grad party. I don't remember you at that party. I
00:02:16I
00:02:18Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend Stephen boyfriend
00:02:26Is that all your luggage yeah, but I got to take the sculpture down first so
00:02:33And give me a hand
00:02:46I
00:02:48Got it
00:02:54We're going all the way to New York in that that's the plan sweetheart Wow Tristan you're just as sweet and considerate as I remember tell me smiles
00:03:06What exactly do you remember
00:03:08Tell me smiles
00:03:12What exactly do you remember?
00:03:25Not much perfect makes two of us
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me who remembers shit. We did his dumb teens anyways. Yeah
00:03:35totally
00:03:38We got 3,000 miles of road to change all that we don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way
00:03:44Greed suit yourself. I'm sure your boyfriend step in Steven would appreciate that
00:04:08Everything all right yeah, I'm just I'm just worried about Renee
00:04:26Tell me about it
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married she even know the guy
00:04:32He and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love
00:04:37What about you?
00:04:39Me yeah, you are you in love or what?
00:04:43Yeah, yeah, actually I am
00:04:46Yeah
00:04:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay, I just think it's funny how you say you're in love
00:04:52But your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York
00:04:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important
00:04:58Yeah, more important than you
00:05:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so
00:05:10You look like uh
00:05:12Nothing forget it. No, you can't do that. Come on finish your sentence Tristian. I'm a big girl
00:05:18I was gonna say
00:05:23You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:05:29My sex life is none of your business
00:05:32You're right
00:05:34Absolutely, I can't believe you just said that well, you know if you're so concerned about my relationship
00:05:38Could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye, please. All right, whatever you say, honey
00:05:49You got 10 minutes max
00:05:51No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:06:03Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood
00:06:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:06:09What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary
00:06:17Hey, after the wedding kitten
00:06:19Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time
00:06:27Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:06:30I've been gone for over a half hour
00:06:31What happened?
00:06:34Nothing, let's go
00:06:36No, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:39No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me
00:06:42Sammy?
00:06:43She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:44That's weird
00:06:45I thought I heard her
00:06:48Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit
00:06:54You slimy piece of shit
00:06:56Do I know you?
00:06:58Nah, but I know you
00:07:00You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:07:04Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:08And how do you even know Sammy?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:12Let's just say I'm a friend
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness
00:07:19Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know
00:07:24And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you
00:07:32And you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day
00:07:38Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:07:44I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:07:47Oh my god, Steven
00:07:51The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:54Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my
00:07:57The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:02Security!
00:08:03You're lucky that's all I did
00:08:05Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha Smiles again
00:08:08You so much as look at her wrong
00:08:10You don't want us to be losing a plan or two
00:08:12You'll be losing teeth
00:08:14Got it?
00:08:17What the hell was that all about?
00:08:25Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend
00:08:27Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you
00:08:32Why would you just
00:08:33Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:36And it pisses me the fuck off
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:40Why do you even care?
00:08:41Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you
00:08:43He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:46And I would never do that to you, Sam
00:08:49Because I just
00:08:50I
00:08:50Because you what?
00:08:57Sorry, I
00:08:57Just forget it
00:08:59What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:09:02I can't!
00:09:04Really?
00:09:04You can't?
00:09:05So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you?
00:09:07Tristan, it's okay
00:09:08No, it's not okay
00:09:09He's the fucking scum of the earth
00:09:10Look, I'll deal with Steven later
00:09:12All right?
00:09:13I don't want to cause any drama to Rene's big day
00:09:15So I'll just wait after the wedding
00:09:17Okay?
00:09:19Smiles
00:09:20You know you deserve more than this
00:09:22Don't you?
00:09:23I just want to get out of here
00:09:24Okay?
00:09:26Please
00:09:27Fine
00:09:35Just don't let me catch you crying again
00:09:37Or
00:09:37I don't know what I'll do
00:09:39See?
00:09:44Better
00:09:44Hey, Sammy
00:10:05Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey
00:10:06Today was crazy
00:10:08No, it's okay
00:10:10I know you're busy
00:10:11Matt, plus this random dude
00:10:12Came into the office and assaulted me
00:10:14Oh, no
00:10:16Are you all right?
00:10:17Yeah, but it was just so weird
00:10:19It seemed like he knew you
00:10:20Big blonde guy
00:10:22Kind of looks like a surfer
00:10:23Nope, doesn't sound familiar
00:10:24But I'm glad you're okay
00:10:26Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding
00:10:27I gotta go
00:10:28Have a safe drive, honey
00:10:29Love you
00:10:30Yeah, I love you too
00:10:31See you soon
00:10:32Don't look at me like that
00:10:35Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding
00:10:37This isn't forever
00:10:37Yeah, I heard that one before
00:10:39Good night, Tristan
00:11:02Boo!
00:11:24Is this the book about the sexy Elsa?
00:11:32Is this it?
00:11:33Yeah
00:11:34You know what you need
00:11:36A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs
00:11:38I can't even swim
00:11:39Then I can just teach you
00:11:41Duh
00:11:42I'll never understand how I feel about him
00:11:48To him
00:11:49I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend
00:11:53Earth to Samantha
00:11:54Smiles
00:12:03There's something I've been wanting to tell you
00:12:09Yes?
00:12:15Hey
00:12:15Do you guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:24Uh, sure
00:12:25Hey Savannah
00:12:41It's Samantha
00:12:43It's Samantha
00:12:43Oh
00:12:44Right
00:12:45For sure
00:12:46Um
00:12:47So Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:52You know
00:12:52It would be so slay
00:12:54If you could be a girl's girl
00:12:55And put in a good word for us
00:12:57I don't think he'd listen to me
00:12:59Come on, Sabrina
00:13:00You would be doing us a huge favor
00:13:02Girl
00:13:03I can tell you what else is probably huge
00:13:07You don't need me to get him
00:13:09I'm nobody
00:13:11What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:15What?
00:13:15What's your problem?
00:13:16Please
00:13:17No one actually reads anymore
00:13:18That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:22What?
00:13:23Hey
00:13:24Hey
00:13:24You want to be different so bad
00:13:27You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:32What?
00:13:32Oh my god
00:13:33Look at her blushing
00:13:34She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books
00:13:37Aww
00:13:38The little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:13:41I do not have a crush on him
00:13:44Just leave me alone
00:13:45Oh yeah?
00:13:54Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:13:56So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:13:59Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:00You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:04Well then let us help you
00:14:05Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:16She's not coming back up
00:14:24Fuck
00:14:25Oh
00:14:25Oh
00:14:26Fuck
00:14:27Fuck
00:14:39Oh
00:14:43Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:01Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:05Don't fucking touch me.
00:15:06Alright, just get out of here.
00:15:08Babe, come on.
00:15:09It was an accident.
00:15:11We were just messing around.
00:15:12I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:18Go!
00:15:23Are you hurt?
00:15:25They must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:42Thank you for saving me.
00:15:51Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:15:56It isn't your fault.
00:15:58Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:15:59God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:01You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:02You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:05And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:11Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:12I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:16Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:19That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:23Oh, really?
00:16:26Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:41We shouldn't.
00:16:42No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:16:44You kissed me first, remember?
00:16:47I, I know, but you're her older brother.
00:16:50And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:52I...
00:16:53But, but, you're not just any girl.
00:16:58Ren.
00:17:05Forget everyone else.
00:17:07It's just you and me.
00:17:13Do you want me?
00:17:14Sam.
00:17:17I couldn't quite hear that his smiles was at a yes right now.
00:17:26I want you.
00:17:29Tristan.
00:17:29I don't want to stop.
00:17:55Have you ever done this before?
00:18:08I think I'm pretty much my first everything.
00:18:12Sam?
00:18:26Sam?
00:18:40Where were you?
00:18:42I went to the bathroom.
00:18:48I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:50I lost track of time at the lake.
00:18:56And you were asleep when I got back.
00:19:03The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:19:06They brought me this.
00:19:07So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:11Ren.
00:19:12I mean, do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:14Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:19:16It's all anyone does.
00:19:18It's always about Tristan.
00:19:19I mean, honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:28You would never do that to me, right, Sam?
00:19:30You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:33Of course.
00:19:34You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:39Come on.
00:19:40You know I hate him.
00:19:42We both hate him.
00:19:43He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow
00:19:48little head.
00:19:49Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:51And he never will.
00:19:52Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:19:57And he never will.
00:19:58I know I can trust you.
00:20:01Always, Ren.
00:20:02Hold on.
00:20:04It's me and you.
00:20:14There they go.
00:20:15Showing out the golden boy.
00:20:16Again.
00:20:17Attention, everyone.
00:20:19We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:22You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:26My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:20:28He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college.
00:20:32And back to the grind.
00:20:33Isn't that right, son?
00:20:34Yes, sir.
00:20:35Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:47Oh, great.
00:20:48The airheads from across the lake are here too.
00:20:49Hey?
00:20:50Whoa, are you okay?
00:20:51You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:20:52You want his attention, sweetie?
00:20:53Well, then let us help you.
00:20:54Hmm?
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56Oh, yeah.
00:20:57Fine.
00:20:58God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:20:59I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:00Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:02Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:04Hey, Tristan.
00:21:05Can I talk to you?
00:21:06I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:08I'll stay.
00:21:09Oh, hey, smiles.
00:21:10Need some?
00:21:11No.
00:21:12Never mind.
00:21:13Just, forget it.
00:21:14Okay, so I'll stay.
00:21:15Okay, I don't know.
00:21:16I'll stay.
00:21:17Oh, hey, smiles.
00:21:18Need some?
00:21:19No.
00:21:20Oh, never mind.
00:21:21Just, I'll stay.
00:21:22Okay.
00:21:23This is the only thing I'm going to go to.
00:21:24I'm going to go to the house.
00:21:25I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:26I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:21:27You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:30Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33Hey, Tristan, can I talk to you?
00:21:38I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:40I got it.
00:21:42I got it.
00:22:10I knew you'd come around.
00:22:12Want to take this to your room?
00:22:15Ah, not in the mood.
00:22:29I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:31Tristan!
00:22:38Come on!
00:22:39Open up, it's already 10.
00:22:40We gotta get on the road!
00:22:42If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds,
00:22:44I swear to God I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:50Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:52Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:56Please tell me you're not naked.
00:22:58Put some clothes on.
00:22:59The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:01Hate to break it to you,
00:23:02but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:08If you wanted to get me in bed,
00:23:09you could have just said so.
00:23:10Shut up.
00:23:11There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:13Put that on.
00:23:15God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:18Gee, thanks.
00:23:20Just paying back the favor.
00:23:21Consider us even now.
00:23:22Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:31Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:33No.
00:23:34Why would I be?
00:23:35Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:23:36It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:39It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:43We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:44Can't tease me like this.
00:23:48What if I'm not teasing though?
00:23:50What if I'm serious?
00:23:51Tristan Montgomery.
00:23:52Being serious?
00:23:54I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:56Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:01Is it a scar?
00:24:02We should, uh, get going.
00:24:11Meet you outside.
00:24:19We're out of gas.
00:24:20No, we're not.
00:24:21Filled up yesterday.
00:24:25Hey.
00:24:26Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:28Got gas last night.
00:24:29We were taking your depression now.
00:24:30We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:24:33Gotten this this far, haven't I?
00:24:34Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:24:46So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:49Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:51Come on, lighten up, Smiles.
00:24:52No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:55It's basically just school and work.
00:24:57And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:25:00You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:02As much as I'd like to.
00:25:03I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:07What about you?
00:25:08I own my own business.
00:25:10Being in pools.
00:25:12How did that happen?
00:25:14A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:20Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:23That's where I came in.
00:25:25Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:27A bad porno?
00:25:28Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:25:29Hey, uh, Smiles.
00:25:30You still awake?
00:25:31Hey.
00:25:32Hey.
00:25:33Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:25:34Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36Come in.
00:25:37Come in.
00:25:38Hey, uh, Smiles, are you still awake?
00:25:48Hey.
00:25:54Hey, uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:25:57Do you have any aspirin?
00:25:59Yeah, um, come in.
00:26:20You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:26:24I'm sorry.
00:26:26I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:31How did you get it?
00:26:33Playing football?
00:26:35I remember it was raining.
00:26:38I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:45I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:49That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:52I lost my scholarship.
00:26:54I'm so sorry.
00:26:56I'm sorry.
00:27:00Well...
00:27:04You forgot the rest of our lives, don't we?
00:27:15Uh...
00:27:17Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:19I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:27:21I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:27:30What can I get for ya?
00:27:31Just two coffees, please.
00:27:33Huh?
00:27:34So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:27:36You and that pappin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:39Oh, no.
00:27:40Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:43He's her older brother.
00:27:44So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:46No!
00:27:47I have a boyfriend!
00:27:48Well, that's complicated.
00:27:49But Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:50I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:52He doesn't even remember.
00:27:56Oh, sweet pea.
00:27:58You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:28:03wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:06Think again.
00:28:08Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15Hey.
00:28:18Anything sound good?
00:28:20What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:24Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:27You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:28:30Right?
00:28:31Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:42What do you remember about me?
00:28:51I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:28:56Especially the last one.
00:29:01I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:07Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:10Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:13You know what else I remember?
00:29:15I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:21Oh, really?
00:29:23Is that it?
00:29:24What's that supposed to be?
00:29:28Nothing.
00:29:30You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:35That's exactly what I am.
00:29:53Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:55I filled up three hours ago.
00:29:56I told you this would happen.
00:30:00We're out of gas.
00:30:01No, we're not.
00:30:03For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:05Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:30:06I know my car.
00:30:08My God.
00:30:10Do we have a problem?
00:30:12You are my problem.
00:30:13My best friend is getting married in three days, and instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like, I know my car, because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:30:26What do you want me to say?
00:30:27That it's my fault?
00:30:28Fine.
00:30:29It's my fucking fault.
00:30:30This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:31God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:32So just told Ren no.
00:30:33Agreed to what?
00:30:34Ren talked you into this.
00:30:35Didn't she?
00:30:36You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:37Sam.
00:30:38Sam.
00:30:40No, I'm sorry.
00:30:41I'm sorry.
00:30:42I didn't mean it.
00:30:43Hey.
00:30:44Hey.
00:30:45Hey.
00:30:46Hey.
00:30:47Hey.
00:30:48Hey.
00:30:49Hey.
00:30:50Hey.
00:30:51Hey.
00:30:52Hey.
00:30:53Hey.
00:30:54Hey.
00:30:55Hey.
00:30:56Hey.
00:30:57Hey.
00:30:58Hey.
00:30:59Hey.
00:31:00Hey.
00:31:01Hey.
00:31:02Hey.
00:31:03Hey.
00:31:04Hey.
00:31:05Hey.
00:31:08I'm frustrated too.
00:31:09We're in this together, right?
00:31:14You and me.
00:31:18What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:29way out here. You two are real lucky I found you. Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow
00:31:38your car, bring it back to the shop. We'll take a look in the morning. For now, let's get you
00:31:42someplace cozy. Hey, we appreciate the help. Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be
00:31:47careful? I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged. You have my word,
00:31:51miss. Thank you so much, sir. Ah, just call me Bob. So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:01We're on our way to New York. My best friend's getting married. Well, then you're the maid of
00:32:04honor. I'll bet you're a hell of a stunger in your dress. Don't you agree, son? 100%.
00:32:11How can I help you tonight? Two rooms, please. Ah, shoot. I'm afraid there's only one room
00:32:28left. I'm afraid there's only one room left. That's okay. We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:40Thanks. Uh, sir? We're the only spot in town. Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:54One room will be fine. Look, it's just one night. Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:10So, are we going to talk about it? I... I think it's better if we don't. Let's just forget it.
00:33:29Sorry. About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:35I know.
00:33:41Good night, Sam.
00:33:48Hey, honey. Sorry I haven't called. I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:52How's the drive been?
00:33:53It's been crazy, honestly. The car broke down and we had to...
00:33:57That's nice. Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:01My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:03I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:05Are you kidding? I mean...
00:34:07No, you're supposed to fly in Friday. You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:10Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:12I can't tell my boss no. He needs me.
00:34:14Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:15Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:18I mean...
00:34:18No, no, no. We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:21God, how could you? I...
00:34:22What was that?
00:34:30What was that?
00:34:32Huh?
00:34:32Oh, nothing. My co-worker just said something.
00:34:35Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:38Okay? See you soon.
00:34:39Hey. You okay? What happened?
00:34:51Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:34:55Broke up with him.
00:34:57What are you gonna say? I told you so.
00:34:59You should've dumped him from the start. Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:01Sam, no. I'm sorry.
00:35:04No! Everything in my life is falling apart. I don't want to hear some bullshit. Like, I'm sorry!
00:35:08Okay, just wait.
00:35:09No, I should've never agreed to this. I should've said no. I should've...
00:35:13Sam! Sam!
00:35:26Sam!
00:35:32God, let me go! Don't fucking jerk!
00:35:34Will you just stop? I'm trying to help.
00:35:37Why?
00:35:38Because...
00:35:38Because why?
00:35:40Because he can't swim.
00:35:43You remember.
00:35:46Sam, just listen.
00:35:47Don't! Don't you lie to me, Tristan!
00:35:49You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything!
00:35:52Don't you?
00:35:54Yes, I remember.
00:35:59Sam, where...
00:35:59Where are you going?
00:36:00Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:07Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:11Sam, just...
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Samantha!
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:18All right.
00:36:20All right.
00:36:21Yeah, be right there.
00:36:27Fuck!
00:36:28I picked up the car.
00:36:51Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:36:54We're not going to leave until we...
00:36:58We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:04Talk.
00:37:08I don't feel like talking.
00:37:12What are you doing?
00:37:16I don't know.
00:37:21But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:24Never.
00:37:25Mm-hmm.
00:37:32How much have you had to drink?
00:37:35Doesn't matter.
00:37:38You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:42Things I've never felt before.
00:37:44I hate you so much.
00:37:49But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:37:53I don't feel like you're going to leave.
00:37:56Don't miss it.
00:38:04Don't miss it.
00:38:06We all seem to be terrified.
00:38:06Just keep struggling with my soul.
00:38:10This was just a rush of things.
00:38:15I Mohammed.
00:38:15I'm the miss!
00:38:17I am not feeling it.
00:38:17Just keep struggling.
00:38:19Everyone.
00:38:19Goku.
00:38:20Oh, I want you to recognize this study.
00:38:20ее doesn't need size of gallons and you.
00:38:21I'm sorry. I can't.
00:38:44Hey, you hungry?
00:38:51Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:00Like what?
00:39:02Like you not talking to me.
00:39:05Not even looking at me.
00:39:09Is this all because of last night?
00:39:14Hey, answer me.
00:39:17Yes.
00:39:18Yes.
00:39:22This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:24If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:26I can handle words, but I can't...
00:39:29Want me to embarrass me like that?
00:39:31Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:39:33Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:35You think I don't want you?
00:39:38You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:41Last night, I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:46And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:51But you were drunk and...
00:39:54I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:39:56What the hell?
00:40:00I had to come to my house to...
00:40:01I was like, it was a virus.
00:40:02I was like, I could never die.
00:40:03I was like, I don't know what I was having to do with my face.
00:40:06I was like, I was like, I was just gonna die.
00:40:08So, I wasn't gonna die.
00:40:10She was like...
00:40:13I was like, I was gonna die.
00:40:15I was too very good.
00:40:17I was like, oh.
00:40:18I want you, Tristan.
00:40:48Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:51Um, one room, please.
00:40:57Here you go.
00:40:59We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:01Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:02Mine died in the pool.
00:41:04Tell her to say hi.
00:41:06Tristopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:41:08Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:10Renee, it's me.
00:41:12Oh my god, Sam? Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:14I fell in a pool. It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:19Don't be. I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:21I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:23God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:25So used to us telling each other everything?
00:41:28Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:30Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:32Love you!
00:41:37Everything good?
00:41:38Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:40You okay?
00:41:44Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:47Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:41:51it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55Why? Is this because of Renee?
00:41:57Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:03And it can't happen again.
00:42:06Really?
00:42:07Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:16I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:17No, you tell me.
00:42:18You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:20Let's do it.
00:42:21What are you talking about?
00:42:22You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:25Some stupid shit there.
00:42:27You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:33I hate Tristan. Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:35Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:38Ring any bells?
00:42:40You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:45Did you mean it?
00:42:46Of course I didn't.
00:42:48Then why'd you say it?
00:42:49Why'd you push me away?
00:42:50And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:54Renee is my best friend, and she...
00:42:57You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:00I just... I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:02God.
00:43:04I'm sorry.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:07I don't regret last night.
00:43:10And I do want to tell Ren, I just...
00:43:12I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:18It's okay.
00:43:19I...
00:43:20I get it.
00:43:23You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:35I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house, and...
00:43:39I saw my dad...
00:43:42With his assistant.
00:43:46Tristan!
00:43:50Parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:43:53My mom's a fucking mess.
00:43:55And I feel like I'm just...
00:43:57Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:00Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:02Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:44:05And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:07I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:44:11And I realized I'd spent...
00:44:13Years...
00:44:15Wasting my time.
00:44:17Chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:19It isn't stupid.
00:44:21You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:24Then it's worth it.
00:44:27My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:30Uh...
00:44:32You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:34Oh, God, no.
00:44:36Honestly, I don't...
00:44:37Know if I ever was.
00:44:39Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:41Everything with Steven was...
00:44:43Easy.
00:44:44Comfortable.
00:44:46Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:44:48I didn't want to admit my relationship was another...
00:44:51Failure.
00:44:53It wasn't until you came back into my life
00:44:54that I realized what I was missing.
00:44:59I'm so scared of failing and I haven't let myself live.
00:45:14You deserve everything.
00:45:16You hear me?
00:45:18Everything.
00:45:20I wanted to hate you.
00:45:24But I don't.
00:45:26I don't.
00:45:28I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:32I never have.
00:45:49You finally made it.
00:45:50I have something for you.
00:45:52A cell phone?
00:45:55If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening...
00:46:01We need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:03I have something for you.
00:46:10A cell phone?
00:46:11If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening,
00:46:14we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:19Wild Stallion? Is that your code name?
00:46:22Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:26I can't help you. We hate each other.
00:46:28Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:33That's what you want, right?
00:46:35Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:37I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:46:39and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late...
00:46:42Ow!
00:46:43Uh, your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:46:46You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:50So, did you tell Renee we're here, or...?
00:46:52You motherfuckers!
00:46:54It took you long enough?
00:46:58You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:01Whoa, whoa.
00:47:02Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:47:03Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:06It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:08And you must be Samantha.
00:47:10Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:12I feel like I already know you.
00:47:13Bring it in.
00:47:16I'll take your bag.
00:47:17Yes!
00:47:18Oh, my God!
00:47:20Oh, my God!
00:47:21I know!
00:47:22I'm surprised!
00:47:23Did Tristan play nice, or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:26Oh, what are you gonna do, twinkle toes?
00:47:27Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:28A pirouette on your corpse, if you were mean to my bestie, yes.
00:47:31Relax, run.
00:47:32It wasn't bad.
00:47:33It was...
00:47:34kinda nice, actually.
00:47:36You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:47:39because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:41Yeah?
00:47:42And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:46I don't think I ever heard a,
00:47:48Thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:50I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:53Geez.
00:47:54You are not kidding.
00:47:55They really do hate each other.
00:47:57Yeah.
00:48:00Anywho!
00:48:01You big, strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:04I need to get my native office fitted into a dress!
00:48:07Yeah!
00:48:16No!
00:48:17Deep tissue!
00:48:18Okay, the tie works.
00:48:23Mom!
00:48:24Please!
00:48:26Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:29Are you alone?
00:48:31You wish.
00:48:32I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:33My room's next door.
00:48:34That's too bad.
00:48:35You should be in mine instead.
00:48:36Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:38I like it when you call me that.
00:48:39What's your room number?
00:48:40I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:41You can't.
00:48:42I'm with your sister.
00:48:43Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:44Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:46I need help picking up my earrings.
00:48:47See what I mean?
00:48:48Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:50Come to my room later, please.
00:48:52Sam?
00:48:53Are you alive?
00:48:54I gotta go.
00:48:55I'll talk to you later.
00:48:56Okay, which ones?
00:49:01I think the pearls.
00:49:03Thank God you're here.
00:49:07I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean wedding again.
00:49:11It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:13I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:14Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:16If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:49:19when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:49:21When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:23I broke up with him.
00:49:24When?
00:49:25Why?
00:49:26He's cheating on me.
00:49:27You were right, Wren.
00:49:28I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:29I...
00:49:30I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:31Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:49:32When you told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:33I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:34God, I'm sorry.
00:49:35God, I'm sorry.
00:49:36But I called him and told him it's over.
00:49:37So hopefully neither of us have to see you again.
00:49:38How do you take it?
00:49:39Like a pussy?
00:49:40How do you take it, like a pussy?
00:49:41I have no clue.
00:49:54My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:50:05No clue. My phone drowned at the Ohio motel pool.
00:50:10Come here.
00:50:12Serves him right.
00:50:14Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:19I'm done with him.
00:50:21That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:23Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:26And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:35Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:44We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:48I had you all to myself for days.
00:50:50Non-stop. I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:53Wait, hold on. Can we talk?
00:50:57Sure. What about?
00:50:59I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:51:01Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:51:10Thank you, Justin.
00:51:12I didn't even think of that.
00:51:14So, what did you talk about with her? Does she know about us?
00:51:18No, but I think...
00:51:21I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:23Tomorrow.
00:51:25Are you sure?
00:51:26Your parents are gonna be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:32I'm done, too.
00:51:35No more hiding.
00:51:37I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:56How could you?
00:52:07Wren.
00:52:08I...
00:52:09I...
00:52:14Why was she here?
00:52:16Did someone see?
00:52:17Mom showed up this morning, and, uh...
00:52:20Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:22She found out about the affair, and she came here.
00:52:26And she saw us, and...
00:52:30Oh, my God.
00:52:36You were right.
00:52:38I should've just told her from the start.
00:52:42If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug, and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:47Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:52:54Mom's down in the lobby.
00:52:56She's in shock, too.
00:52:57Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:02I'll be okay.
00:53:03I'll be okay.
00:53:13See you over here so again?
00:53:15I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:30Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:32It's good to have you.
00:53:35Excuse me.
00:53:37How's Wren?
00:53:38Wow.
00:53:41As well as can be expected.
00:53:43You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:46Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would've thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:51Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:52Like, his flight got cancelled, or his phone died, I...
00:53:57Surprise!
00:53:58Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:04I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:05Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:06Didn't you get my text?
00:54:08What text?
00:54:09I didn't get any text.
00:54:10The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:54:13Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:54:15I broke up with him.
00:54:25Wait.
00:54:26Don't I know that guy?
00:54:28God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:30Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:33And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:36Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:37Let's just go talk some...
00:54:38No.
00:54:39Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:46No.
00:54:47Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:50God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:54:53And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:54:57I broke up with you.
00:55:00Excuse me?
00:55:01I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:06And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:12Honey, what?
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:14Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:16You know I love you.
00:55:17I would never cheat on you.
00:55:18I saw her.
00:55:20She was on your lap.
00:55:21What are you going to dump her ass?
00:55:23You said you were going to take me to Hillary.
00:55:25Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:28You were there.
00:55:30Sammy, honey.
00:55:31Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:35I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:37But I can change.
00:55:38No, Steven.
00:55:40I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:44But it's over now.
00:55:45I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:47Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:50I know you love me.
00:55:51You can't live without me.
00:55:52You even told me so.
00:55:53Listen to me.
00:55:55You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:55:57You need me.
00:55:59Not anymore.
00:56:00Now, get out.
00:56:18My dad isn't coming.
00:56:20Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:25Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:28I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:30I tried calling.
00:56:32It's typical Tristan.
00:56:34It doesn't like anyone seeing him.
00:56:36He's weak.
00:56:37He gets that from my dad.
00:56:39Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:41It was your wedding.
00:56:43I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:56:46It's bullshit.
00:56:47And you know it.
00:56:48You're right.
00:56:50I didn't tell you cause...
00:56:52Cause...
00:56:53My feelings were so big and everything was happening so fast and...
00:56:57What?
00:56:58You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:00I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:01We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:02I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:05Not even you.
00:57:08Cause if I told you then that makes it real and I...
00:57:11I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:13You love Tristan?
00:57:15Yes.
00:57:16I love him.
00:57:18I love him so much.
00:57:21But then you need to tell him.
00:57:35I know.
00:57:36I know.
00:57:37You know.
00:57:40Do you love Tristan?
00:57:42Yes.
00:57:43Do you love Tristan?
00:57:44Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:00Her mother and I do.
00:58:03Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:08I do.
00:58:09Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:13I do.
00:58:15Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:22You may kiss the bride.
00:58:24I don't know what you mean.
00:58:34Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:45Are you ignoring me?
00:58:47I don't know what you mean.
00:58:47I'm sorry. I didn't know Steven was gonna show up.
00:58:50You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:52I did.
00:58:53I swear.
00:58:54Then why was he here?
00:58:56Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:01Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:04I told you how that shit wrecked me and you just...
00:59:08let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:11Please, let me explain.
00:59:16Save it.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:22What are you doing in here?
00:59:28You should be at your reception.
00:59:30I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:33Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:34Will you please come out?
00:59:35Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly and I need to say...
00:59:47I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:51It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:53I know.
00:59:55He told me his football career was over after that.
00:59:58But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:03All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:05So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:00:08when he saw you with Steven,
01:00:10I ended it with Steven.
01:00:12He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:15I know.
01:00:17I know.
01:00:17He won't even talk to me.
01:00:20Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:23If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:27Come here.
01:00:28Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:36I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:50Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:00:54She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:00:58Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:00Are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:03I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:07How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:10I realized...
01:01:11Wren had it right.
01:01:15Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:18Because love is about being vulnerable
01:01:20and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:25Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:01:28Or a few days.
01:01:30That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:32And that's how I did too.
01:01:35To the bride and groom.
01:01:37And to love that is timeless.
01:01:39Timeless.
01:01:50Excuse me.
01:01:52Is this sculpture yours?
01:01:53Um, yes, it's mine.
01:01:55I own a gallery in Soho.
01:01:58Give me a call when you can.
01:01:59I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:02I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:04Absolutely.
01:02:05Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:08I look forward to your call.
01:02:29Hey, can we talk?
01:02:30Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:32After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:33I know.
01:02:34I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:36I...
01:02:36I was scared.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42I was shitty to you.
01:02:43I know that.
01:02:45I was angry, hurt.
01:02:47And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:49So when I saw you with Steven,
01:02:51all of those insecurities,
01:02:53you started pouring out of me again.
01:02:55I mean, he had you for five years.
01:02:57I only been with you for a few days.
01:02:59Eventually, I dropped the ball,
01:03:01and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:04So I convinced myself
01:03:06that it would hurt less
01:03:08if I just walked away first.
01:03:12You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:15Trust him.
01:03:16I realized that I was being a coward
01:03:19for pushing you away.
01:03:24I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:27I know now that if I let that happen,
01:03:30I will be giving up on the best thing
01:03:33that's ever happened to me.
01:03:35Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:39It stopped the night of the cabin
01:03:41all those years back.
01:03:44And it stopped again
01:03:46when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:49Yeah, I know I should let you go,
01:03:50but I want you to need me
01:03:54the way that I need you.
01:03:56How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:03:59Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:04:00I am just miserably,
01:04:04pathetically in love with you.
01:04:06I want every week,
01:04:12every day,
01:04:13every moment
01:04:14to be with you.
01:04:15What do you say?
01:04:17Forget the past,
01:04:18ignore the future,
01:04:19let's just get in my car and drive,
01:04:20you and me.
01:04:21We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:23I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:25You're really going to take us
01:04:26around the world
01:04:26in this piece of junk?
01:04:28Sweetheart,
01:04:28I'll make sure it gets us
01:04:29a fucking Pluto.
01:04:31You know,
01:04:31as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:33Just say,
01:04:34yes,
01:04:35please say yes,
01:04:37please.
01:04:50Yes.
01:04:55Oh!
01:04:59And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:02I love them both,
01:05:03but I'm literally going to kill them
01:05:04if they don't make up
01:05:05before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:06Maybe some relationships
01:05:07just take time to...
01:05:09Wait,
01:05:10isn't it them right now?
01:05:11No fucking way.
01:05:13They're making out too.
01:05:16Whoa.
01:05:16You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:18Did you two dumbasses
01:05:19really think you could get away
01:05:20without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:23I hope you know
01:05:23I'm going to be so annoying
01:05:25at your guys' wedding.
01:05:26Oh, get your hands off
01:05:27my girl, Brad.
01:05:28Hey, she was my friend
01:05:29before she was your girl,
01:05:30okay?
01:05:30You're always going to be
01:05:31number one.
01:05:32Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:35Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:05:37Sugar Plum.
01:05:37We are going to hit the road.
01:05:43Where are you guys even going?
01:05:44To the gas station.
01:05:46Ah!
01:05:46Ah!
01:05:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:05:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.