00:00My name is Happy Gilmore.
00:0330 years ago, I decided to give golf a try.
00:08But even when you're at the top of your game,
00:13you can always shank one.
00:14Happy Gilmore sucks.
00:16Oh, eat a bag of ..
00:19How are you going to put Vienna through ballet school?
00:21It's $75,000 a year.
00:23That's four years.
00:24That's $333,000.
00:26That's terrible math, Johnny.
00:27It's $300,000.
00:30I wouldn't even know where to start.
00:31Let them see the happy I fell in love with.
00:34Come on.
00:34You got to do it, Dad.
00:35All right, let's go.
00:36Go get him, Dad.
00:37But how about the jigs?
00:38I know how to do it, Dad.
00:39Let's go.
00:40Oh, yeah.
00:40I got this.
00:41Here we go.
00:42Oh, my Wednesday.
00:44What the hell is happening?
00:49Happy Gilmore is breaking in yet another caddy you just met.
00:52All right, we're going to go.
00:54But you bring those.
00:55Those always come.
00:57All right?
00:57That's it.
00:58They got a strap if you want to use the strap.
00:59Happy Gilmore didn't have things flowing on the first, though.
01:03Oh, son!
01:05Check out the name tag, grandson.
01:07You're in my world now.
01:09I got you a little something there, Pop.
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01:45Oh, my God, Rory!
01:46Jackass!
01:47Bingo!
01:48Woo!
01:49You stole my life from me!
01:50Why would I want to steal the life of somebody who eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
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02:15Lord님, I will stop you!
02:16Hey!
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