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00:00A sonic one, a big tank zero.
00:03I'm sorry, did we get that on camera?
00:04How are you not dead?
00:05I have no idea!
00:07Hey!
00:08Hold on!
00:09Why?
00:10Because I'm gonna do this.
00:30Sonic!
00:33Sonic!
00:38Guess I had a bonus life.
00:42Oh, yeah, baby!
00:44A sonic one, a big tank zero.
00:47I'm sorry, did we get that on camera?
00:49How are you not dead?
00:50I have no idea!
00:52Do you see me dancing?
00:53Yes, I saw you dance.
00:54Is that all you got?
00:56No, but thank you for asking.
01:01Uh-oh.
01:02Sonic!
01:03Get back in the truck!
01:04You go, I'll catch up.
01:17I think that tank just had a baby.
01:31Incoming!
01:35It's my turn.
01:36You just had one of mine.
01:38Hey, stop fighting or I'm taking that thing away.
01:40Yeah, right, Dad.
01:41Where are you going?
01:42Just drive the car.
01:43I'll take care of this.
01:44And if I don't make it, just ditch me.
01:46You seem good at that.
01:47Hey, everyone.
01:48Welcome back to my livestream.
01:49Today we're destroying robots.
01:50Step one.
01:51E1-ERRROCK//
01:52Dergering estable
01:53Yeah!
01:54Woof!
01:55Woof!
01:56Hey, everyone.
01:57Welcome back to my livestream.
02:00Today, we're destroying robots.
02:01Step one.
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02:09Hey, everyone, welcome back to my live stream.
02:12Today, we're destroying robots.
02:13Step one.
02:17Yes, we did it.
02:25We did not do it.
02:27Who is this guy?
02:29Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?
02:31My turn.
02:32Here, just keep us going straight.
02:34I put it in cruise control.
02:35I feel just like Vin Diesel.
02:37It's all about family, Tom.
02:39Let's go.
02:46Quick suggestion.
02:47Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body.
02:51Whoa!
02:52What'd you learn how to drive?
02:53Here, in this truck.
02:55It's happening as we speak.
02:59I can't reach it.
03:00Bring him in closer.
03:01What?
03:02Bring it in closer.
03:03Hit the brakes.
03:04Oh, you mean this one?
03:06The other brakes!
03:07Give me a big, fat break!
03:24Oh, this one is cute.
03:32Let's keep him.
03:34Oh, come on!
03:37How could something so adorable be so terrible?
03:39You've got car insurance, right?
03:51Buzz off.
03:53That doesn't sound good.
03:54No, beeping is bad.
03:55Get rid of it.
03:56I'm trying.
03:57Throw it out the wind.
03:58It's growing anywhere.
03:59I can't get it off.
03:59All right, I'm pulling over.
04:09Did I get it?
04:10No.
04:11Ah!
04:12Here, hold still.
04:15It's going!
04:16It's going!
04:17It's still here.
04:21Get off me!
04:22Don't worry.
04:31I know exactly what to do.
04:38I was not expecting that.
04:42But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
04:45So much is said about love, but not enough is said about the way you live.
05:03I was expecting that.
05:33Come on, come on, come on.
06:03Oh, hi, Tom.
06:17Glad you're here.
06:18Could use some help.
06:19Old Bessie's about to give birth.
06:22Give me a minute.
06:26Can I give you one genius piece of advice?
06:30Don't run.
06:31It'll only hurt more if you do.
06:34And it's bad for your joints.
06:35They proved it.
06:37All right, Eggman.
06:38You want to get fast?
06:39Let's get fast.
06:43The hard way it is.
07:01That was an illegal laugh, by the way.
07:08So, here we are again.
07:10We've been through so much together.
07:12Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog.
07:17Want to know how it ends?
07:18Yeah, me too.
07:37How is this possible?
07:39No one's ever caught up to me before.
07:40Coming through!
07:51Succup blue!
07:53Excusez-moi, monsieur.
07:59Here we go.
08:00Room to open it up.
08:01I can't lose him.
08:11I can't lose him.
08:14If you can't beat him, blind him.
08:29You're not allowed up there.
08:41It's one of the seven wonders!
08:43Oh, no.