00:00I know you're not leaving without saying goodbye um oh um I forgot your money
00:13right um so uh two thousand should be enough right what did she take me for a
00:24a call boy she doesn't remember me from all those years ago
00:48I had just gotten to Paris and my wallet and phone had been stolen
00:53sorry you American yeah I heard what happened um just a second wait
01:17here this should be enough oh good luck what wait
01:28Lord come on guys now you know this girl unfortunately your fiance is gonna love this
01:48girl do I care what that lying cheating smolk Elon Musk simp thinks you like to use him
02:00maybe you should marry him you made the deal so you can't back out of it so easily and I'm
02:10gonna show daddy and Glenn these photos I don't think so are you crazy sorry I'm such a klutz but
02:17hey look uh why don't you take this that'll buy you a new phone and the next time you see your
02:23plastic surgeon about the whole nose situation maybe he can give you an attitude adjustment too
02:29I don't need your money
02:31that's what I thought
02:38that was so great
02:42really
02:44um so you work in this hotel
02:56uh well actually I just look at the time I've got to go
03:01bought this one last week
03:09do I really look like an escort I'm a billionaire for crying out loud
03:15is what I hear true
03:24did you just war around with some call boy
03:28what if I did
03:30don't use that tone with me
03:32Mandy
03:34your dead mother's will is very clear
03:38if you're not married in three days
03:41you can't inherit her company
03:43so so now Glenn says he won't marry you
03:47look
03:48oh god
03:49Glenn is a cuck
03:51and I already said I won't marry him
03:53hey yo if I'm a cuck how come I'm f***ing your sister
03:56oh my
03:58what is this world coming to
04:01man dear
04:03you know
04:06the company isn't doing well
04:08Glenn's father promised us
04:10sixty million if you marry Glenn
04:14yeah because nobody would marry him for less
04:18did you hear me
04:20we need you
04:22I will save the firm without Glenn okay
04:25and I will marry anyone else
04:32wait
04:33that's not all
04:35Glenn is in the mafia
04:42you serious
04:47why else do you think they paid us to marry him off
04:50it's not really his family
04:52but I won't marry him
04:54then they'll come after us
04:56I don't care I'm not doing it
04:58man dear
04:59so Bob
05:17is anything the matter
05:19oh I'm sorry
05:25sorry
05:26it's her again
05:27you
05:28do you spend all day picking up clients in the lobby
05:31uh
05:33sorry
05:34wait
05:36how would you like to make more money and help me
05:40huh
05:41let's get married
05:43wait
05:44what
05:45right now
05:47so
06:04now that we're married you can inherit your mother's company
06:07yep
06:09and you
06:11are going to be rich
06:13uh well
06:15I gotta tell you
06:17I'm all
06:17shh
06:18I want to consummate the marriage
06:21cons
06:23oh
06:25I do like to watch
06:28Glenn
06:29who the hell is Glenn
06:31my ex-fiance
06:32that piece of paper
06:34that don't mean
06:36all right
06:36she's supposed to be my wife
06:38not some male prostitutes
06:39I'm not
06:41shut up
06:42maybe I'll just ask my associate here to cut your nuts off
06:45this guy's intense
06:48so this is how it's going to be
06:50two are going to get the marriage in the hold
06:52and then
06:53she and I
06:54we're going to get married
06:55all right
06:58listen
06:59jerk off
07:00the lady made her decision
07:02why don't you go find some sad
07:05desperate girl to marry you
07:06for the piece of you are
07:08I'm gonna beat you to a pulp
07:11I'd like to see you try
07:15I still don't get it
07:22why her
07:24that's my business
07:28we'll be back tomorrow
07:32in the meantime
07:34enjoy my sloppy seconds
07:37great
07:39looking forward to it
07:43nice guy
07:48thanks for
07:58sticking up for me
08:00I'd never let anything happen to you
08:04our marriage is a business deal
08:07why do you care so much?
08:14I'll tell you later
08:15but first
08:17where were we?
08:19oh no
08:31hi
08:31Gabriel
08:33my maid
08:35this is the wrong time
08:39a little
08:41Mr. Eastwood
08:49Mr. Eastwood?
08:55Gabrielle
08:56you
08:58two know each other?
09:00yes
09:02we
09:04we work
09:05at the hotel
09:07together
09:08isn't that right
09:08Gabrielle
09:09we work together at the hotel
09:12yes
09:13I cleaned many rooms
09:16for Mr. Eastwood
09:17yes
09:18many rooms
09:19huh
09:19you sure know how to
09:22attract your clients
09:24oh yes
09:25he had
09:26many
09:27many clients
09:28every night
09:30he was always
09:31so
09:32busy
09:33Gabriel
09:37you know what
09:38why don't you take the night off
09:40my room isn't messy
09:41yet
09:44hmm
09:50me
09:51me
09:51HARRIES
09:52sup
09:53too
09:54ời
09:54Harriet
09:54v
09:55confuse
09:56you
09:56is
09:57hi
09:58Mom
09:58ск
10:02I love you
10:03with a golf
10:03me
10:03to
10:04me
10:05I love you
10:05to
10:06the
10:06a
10:06Aww
10:07you
10:08hold on
10:09I love you
10:11I love you
10:11I love you
10:12that
10:14That was fun, but did you have to ruin my shirt?
10:20You know, it's actually perfect.
10:23I will take you shopping.
10:25What?
10:26Hmm, you're my husband, so I'll buy your clothes.
10:32And I want you to get a haircut, a manicure, a pedicure.
10:39Okay, hold on.
10:41Start with a new shirt.
10:44But then, I want to go to the place we first met.
10:49The hotel?
10:51No, Paris.
10:54What do you mean?
10:57Actually, wait a second.
10:59Isn't your ex-fiancé, Glenn, didn't he say he was coming back?
11:05He's already here.
11:13You two were supposed to get this marriage a nod!
11:20Come on, man, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
11:22That's not it, you moron!
11:24I was going to marry her for the business!
11:26What?
11:27That makes zero sense.
11:28The business is on the verge of bankruptcy.
11:31I was trying to save it through hard work.
11:33Hard work, blah, blah, blah.
11:34Bullsh-!
11:36I was going to turn it into a drug front.
11:38The number one spot for quality Colombian cocaine.
11:42You've got to be kidding me.
11:44And now, now you're gone and ruined off.
11:48And now, I'm going to tie off some loose ends, all right?
11:56Go get in the car, Glenn.
12:06Listen.
12:08Shoot me if you want to, but leave her alone.
12:12I love her.
12:15Shoot you.
12:20Nah.
12:22You keep your trap shut, and you're fine.
12:26You never seen me.
12:29Capisce?
12:32Glenn, the one who failed us.
12:35What?
12:37The boss gave him a mission.
12:39To marry the girl.
12:41You know, business.
12:45Glenn failed.
12:46Now, my order is off.
12:49To get rid of him.
12:51That's all it goes.
12:53But don't worry.
12:55There won't be any traces left behind for the fuss to sniff out.
13:08Nah, please.
13:08There's got to be another way.
13:10There's got to be another way.
13:17Did he just...
13:24Well, I guess that takes care of Glenn problem.
13:28I guess so.
13:30I guess so.
13:39You know what, I really, I think I really need a vacation.
13:43What were you saying about Paris?
13:45I just, that, that's the place I first fell in love with you.
13:51Good luck.
13:53Wait, you're the guy I loaned money to in that cafe?
13:55Yes.
13:56Yeah.
13:57I used that money to catch a cab and got to my pitch meeting, which gave me my investors
14:11and my first startup.
14:13It started my whole career.
14:15Mandy, you're the reason I'm a billionaire.
14:18I'm a billionaire.
14:19Uh, well, you're what?
14:22I'm a billionaire.
14:24I'll never get used to saying that.
14:27But, hey, it's like your company isn't bankrupt anymore.
14:33How about we celebrate with a honeymoon in Paris?
14:39Oh, wait, wait.
14:41There's one thing I've got to do.
14:48Okay.
14:53Hey, Dad.
14:54Um ...
14:57Yeah, just checking.
14:58Is everything okay?
15:00Oh ...
15:01The Mafia, they just didn't visit you or anything since yesterday.
15:09Good.
15:12Good.
15:13Well, I guess you should know, I saved the business.
15:20I told you I was going to do it.
15:23And now, with my husband, we're going on a honeymoon to Paris.
15:33Sorry, I just had to rub his nose in it.
15:38So, Paris?
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