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Clive Owen _ Monica Bellucci In Mr. SMITH - Hollywood English Movie _ Superhit Action Thriller Movie
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00:00:00Ah!
00:00:02Ahhh!
00:00:04Ah!
00:00:06Ah!
00:00:08Ah!
00:00:12Ahhh!
00:00:16Ahhh!
00:00:22Ahhh!
00:00:24Ah!
00:00:26You're dead, bitch!
00:00:40What the hell are you looking at?
00:00:56Fuckin' hell.
00:01:11Looks like you are shit outta luck, beautiful.
00:01:15Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:19You son of a bitch!
00:01:21Eat your vegetables.
00:01:51Spread your vegetables.
00:01:53Fire, чувствase your vegetables.
00:01:55Time to burn.
00:01:56And you get so mad in it.
00:01:58And you don't��?
00:01:59call me, summer.
00:02:00Go for it now.
00:02:01Al perdita?
00:02:02I gotta use it.
00:02:03Yes, I can't really see it right now.
00:02:04I want love a guy.
00:02:06Make me proud of you.
00:02:08I wanted to do bright˙.
00:02:09See you later.
00:02:10If I should raise the presidential參 pod,
00:02:12let me turn that up.
00:02:14I can make the arrivals.
00:02:15If you wanted to go to calendar,
00:02:16you be calling me your home boss.
00:02:18I could come back home.
00:02:49Bravo.
00:02:50Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:02:54Something funny.
00:02:55I was just remembering a limerick.
00:02:58There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:03:00She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:03:03She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding
00:03:07when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:03:11You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:03:14But now I shall return the favor.
00:03:17Tit for tat, eh?
00:03:19Tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:03:20Pass it, that's the latest thing.
00:03:22The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:03:26That makes firearms safer and it cuts down on crime, too.
00:03:29Fire!
00:03:30Get him!
00:03:31Who are you?
00:03:44Lady, what's your name?
00:03:45Tit for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:04:07Tit for tat.
00:04:08I was going back for her, boss.
00:04:18No, I got it.
00:04:20Yeah, I'm not the head.
00:04:21Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:04:26Every second counts, right?
00:04:28Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:04:40Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:04:42When the woman draws a gun.
00:04:44I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:04:46And who was this man who was with her?
00:04:49I don't know.
00:04:51After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:04:53This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:04:55I mean, we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:04:59He gets in on the action, huh?
00:05:01He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:05:06Take it easy.
00:05:07Sit down.
00:05:09Oh, you all right?
00:05:13Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:05:18Well, well, well, this is a fine ass, huh?
00:05:22I won't make this mistake again.
00:05:25I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:05:28I can appreciate that.
00:05:31My ass!
00:05:33And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:06:01Let's go.
00:06:03I know.
00:06:03What?
00:06:04What?
00:06:05What?
00:06:06What?
00:06:10What?
00:06:11What?
00:06:11What?
00:06:11I know.
00:06:12I know.
00:06:44Damn.
00:07:14Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:07:25Don't make me kill you.
00:07:55Don't make me kill you.
00:08:25Don't make me kill you.
00:08:35Don't make me kill you.
00:08:44Oops.
00:09:14Fuck me sideways.
00:09:44Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:09:55Where's Quintana?
00:09:57Wait, Smith.
00:09:58Mistress Dawn is with you.
00:09:59Come here.
00:10:14Money, money makes the world go round.
00:10:26Money, money'll make you change your sound.
00:10:30If the price is right, if the price is right.
00:10:34If you won't pay attention, you'll know I'm late.
00:10:37You'll know I'm late.
00:10:39Don't be too close to me.
00:10:42Wait your turn, Smith.
00:10:43There's plenty to go round.
00:10:45Not for me, thanks.
00:10:46I'm lactose intolerant.
00:10:47Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:11:01Ooh.
00:11:02Kinky.
00:11:03I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:11:06Five grand.
00:11:07That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:11:10Are you clean?
00:11:13You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:11:16So you'll do it.
00:11:17Waffanculo.
00:11:18Screw yourself, Smith.
00:11:20For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:11:22I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:11:24I didn't steal the kid.
00:11:25Trust me.
00:11:26Trust you?
00:11:27I don't even know your real name.
00:11:32Who are you, really, Smith?
00:11:34I'm a British nanny.
00:11:36And I'm dangerous.
00:11:38Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:11:54I'm sorry.
00:11:55I don't want to go home.
00:11:56It's muy bad.
00:11:57I'm sorry.
00:11:58Oh, look.
00:11:59I'm sorry.
00:12:00Forget it, Dad.
00:12:01What's going on?
00:12:02What's going on?
00:12:03Bye.
00:12:04Bye.
00:12:05Bye.
00:12:06Bye.
00:12:07Bye.
00:12:08Bye.
00:12:09Bye.
00:12:10Bye.
00:12:11Bye.
00:12:12Bye.
00:12:13Bye.
00:12:14Bye.
00:12:15Bye.
00:12:16Bye.
00:12:17Bye.
00:12:18Bye.
00:12:19Bye.
00:12:20Bye.
00:12:21Bye.
00:12:22This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:12:25Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:12:32I already told you, Smith.
00:12:34You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:12:40I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:12:46I'm sorry.
00:12:51Scram, fellas.
00:12:52Give me a moment alone here with Café La Mama.
00:12:59Relax.
00:13:00Relax.
00:13:04Mia piccola troietta.
00:13:11There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:13:17Yes, a real jerk.
00:13:19He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:13:21And what is this man's name?
00:13:27Smith.
00:13:29Mr. Smith.
00:13:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:13:38He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:13:43He always used the same name.
00:13:45Smith.
00:13:46I don't believe you.
00:13:48I think you'll know more about this man.
00:13:54I think you'll know more about this man.
00:13:59He was a lousy tipper.
00:14:00It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:14:10If I had anything on it, I'd tell you.
00:14:14I think it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:14:26What's up, Doc?
00:14:32Oh, you're a wascally wabbit.
00:14:39But you're not wascally enough.
00:14:42Yeah?
00:14:42That's a sick shooter.
00:14:46I just counted six shots.
00:14:48You've blown your load.
00:14:57Now, what about you?
00:15:00Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:15:03Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:15:06And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:15:08And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:15:12No.
00:15:13But you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:15:17Oh, really?
00:15:20Wanna bet?
00:15:21Nothing like a good hand, Joe.
00:15:46Oh, yeah!
00:15:51Get your things.
00:15:55We're going.
00:15:56But I can't believe it.
00:15:58But it's possible that every time I see you there's a problem.
00:16:00But even if you're in a casino, I find me for your fault.
00:16:02Tell me.
00:16:03But listen, I'm a liar.
00:16:04I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:16:07and I refuse to apologize.
00:16:08Damn you, Smith.
00:16:10I could have been snuffed back there.
00:16:12Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:16:14Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:16:16You're a bad girl.
00:16:17You deserve to be punished.
00:16:19Which car do you want?
00:16:21What?
00:16:21I'm tired of walking.
00:16:25Look at this.
00:16:31You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:16:35I give up.
00:16:38With a car that pricks on the inside.
00:16:41Tell me about it.
00:16:43Hello, honey.
00:17:04Oh, good, good.
00:17:05I'm glad, I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:17:07Listen, sweetie, I've run into a small hitch.
00:17:15I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:17:17But don't, don't worry.
00:17:20I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:17:24Hugs and kisses.
00:17:26Bye-bye.
00:17:27So what was I supposed to do?
00:17:30These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:17:33I couldn't just stand there.
00:17:36You see that?
00:17:37I fucking hate that.
00:17:39What?
00:17:39This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:17:42I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:17:43So you started shooting at them.
00:17:48No, I don't carry a piece.
00:17:50I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:17:52They started firing.
00:17:54I shot back.
00:17:55He's done it again.
00:17:57I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:18:00Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:18:07You want to know why?
00:18:08Not particularly.
00:18:09Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:18:13So when they get on the road, they can't help themselves.
00:18:15They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers, too.
00:18:18It's in their nature.
00:18:19Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:18:21I can't go to the police.
00:18:22Why not?
00:18:23I'm the unibomber.
00:18:25They caught the unibomber.
00:18:27That's what they think.
00:18:29Stupid.
00:18:31Right.
00:18:32That's it.
00:18:33You are the angriest man in the world.
00:18:45If I don't remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:18:48Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:18:55How many local boys?
00:18:59I need men, you understand?
00:19:02I need a lot more men.
00:19:04I need a lot more men.
00:19:04I need a lot more men.
00:19:34I need a lot more men.
00:19:35I need a lot more men.
00:19:36I need a lot more men.
00:19:37I need a lot more men.
00:19:38I need a lot more men.
00:19:39I need a lot more men.
00:19:40I need a lot more men.
00:19:41I need a lot more men.
00:19:42I need a lot more men.
00:19:43I need a lot more men.
00:19:44I need a lot more men.
00:19:45I need a lot more men.
00:19:46I need a lot more men.
00:19:47I need a lot more men.
00:19:48I need a lot more men.
00:19:49I need a lot more men.
00:19:50I need a lot more men.
00:19:51I need a lot more men.
00:19:52I need a lot more men.
00:19:53I need a lot more men.
00:19:54I need a lot more men.
00:19:55I need a lot more men.
00:19:56I need a lot more men.
00:19:57I need a lot more men.
00:19:58You
00:20:28Damn it Smith. What the hell are you doing? Making some money making some money? Yeah to buy something for the baby something for the baby
00:20:49A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib
00:20:53Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school
00:20:56Stop the car
00:20:59He was here. Come on. What makes you think he was here? Trust me. I know what people do and I know what people think I always have even as a kid
00:21:06I had this gift
00:21:07You should have seen the playground hurt. I laid down playing rock-paper-scissors buddy. Now stop the car
00:21:15Who do you think wants this baby dead I've no idea who's trying to kill it don't call him an it it's an it to me
00:21:26Tell me Smith. Is there anything you like? Yeah, my privacy
00:21:37Tell me something I don't know per una volta brutto figlio di puttana bastardo
00:21:42I love it when you talk like that
00:21:44Can I offer you anything?
00:21:48Carrot
00:21:50It's good for your eyesight
00:21:52Of all the squads in the city how does he know Smith's in this one? Another lucky guess?
00:22:02Nah, he doesn't guess
00:22:04He sees things we don't
00:22:06He was once an FBI profiler
00:22:08Forensic behavior consultant
00:22:10My god
00:22:12How many times do I have to tell you guys details?
00:22:16Make all the difference in this business
00:22:20Hey, but
00:22:22Don't you think you should hang back sir?
00:22:26The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear
00:22:30Besides
00:22:40Violence is one of the most fun things to watch
00:22:43Shh shh no no no baby no
00:22:45We could call him Oliver
00:22:47Oliver?
00:22:48Yeah
00:22:49Like Oliver Twist
00:22:50Because he's a Norfolk?
00:22:51Because I like the book
00:22:52You like the book?
00:22:54I didn't hate it
00:22:55That's a first
00:23:01Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:23:04Cute and cuddly?
00:23:06Or the one that says you're becoming a man now son
00:23:15So Mr. Hurts
00:23:16How old is your son?
00:23:17He's eight
00:23:19Then it had to be large and powerful
00:23:22Can you believe it?
00:23:24There's nothing on the TV about any of this
00:23:27Roadside bomb wounded
00:23:32We have it in our
00:23:37Hey
00:23:38Did you notice that?
00:23:39Notice what?
00:23:41Look
00:23:42Lame ass politician rants about gun control
00:23:46He cries
00:23:48So tonight
00:23:49Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music
00:23:53He shuts up
00:23:55That's so weird
00:24:00You must find it comforting
00:24:03Sir
00:24:04Yeah
00:24:05Some place in the roof
00:24:06That's good
00:24:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:24:12It's where Cagney lets the good guy live
00:24:19And if that happens in this show
00:24:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back
00:24:26Alright?
00:24:27Let's kill this mother
00:24:28Go
00:24:30It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal
00:24:36Look at his surrogate parents
00:24:38No
00:24:39I'm telling you
00:24:40This means
00:24:41My god
00:24:42Do we really suck?
00:24:43Or is this guy really that good?
00:24:44Come on boys!
00:24:45He ain't out of the briar pits yet!
00:24:47My god
00:24:48Do we really suck?
00:24:49Or is this guy really that good?
00:24:51Come on boys!
00:24:52He ain't out of the briar pits yet!
00:24:54No
00:24:55We're not
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00:25:33Oh, that rat bastard.
00:26:03What is it?
00:26:07It's a bit of his diaper.
00:26:13This idea blows, Smith.
00:26:16It's the only idea we've got.
00:26:17You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:26:22and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:26:26Yep, that's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:26:29Ridiculous.
00:26:31Well, he isn't crying now.
00:26:33So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:26:39I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:26:42Yeah, so how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:26:45Somebody's been stalking us.
00:26:46Let's find out who.
00:26:47You say my neck's on the ship.
00:26:54My neck like you, like you, let it go.
00:26:58You're the only of this place.
00:27:07Who's asking?
00:27:08I ask.
00:27:12Can I buy you a drink?
00:27:13No.
00:27:14Just as I suspected.
00:27:19He really is into jewelry.
00:27:22No.
00:27:25He occupies the room upstairs.
00:27:27Go to hell.
00:27:28Don't mess with me.
00:27:30You ain't got the cojones.
00:27:31Oh, God.
00:27:37So who were these guys?
00:27:39I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:27:43He paid the whole year in cash.
00:27:46I never saw him again.
00:27:48I just figured they were using the back way.
00:27:56Read it.
00:27:57This is pretty fucked up.
00:28:27Watch where you step.
00:28:29The ice cream is melting.
00:28:32What?
00:28:33I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:28:35These freezers are full of samples.
00:28:39This is weird.
00:28:41There seems to be only one donor.
00:28:43One donor?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45And a generous one at that.
00:28:47This is bone marrow blood.
00:28:57It must be for some kind of cure.
00:29:01How do you know that, Smith?
00:29:03You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:29:12See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:29:16The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:29:22You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:29:28Exactly.
00:29:29And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:29:32That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:29:33No, my baby, no.
00:30:01So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:30:04That's good.
00:30:07And then I got to thinking.
00:30:08You know what I hate?
00:30:10Here we go again.
00:30:11I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:17That's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:30:20I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel and the FBI.
00:30:28So, what do we do next?
00:30:30I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:30:32Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:30:34Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:30:39Yeah, you just wait.
00:30:41The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:30:45You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:30:48You just hate everything.
00:30:51I don't hate you.
00:30:53Is that why you picked me?
00:30:54You know why I picked you.
00:30:56You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:30:59We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:31:01You just don't get it.
00:31:02What?
00:31:05You bring me this child, so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:31:12A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:31:15And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:31:24You're right.
00:31:28It's all I give up.
00:31:32It's my fault.
00:31:36It's like what my mama always said.
00:31:40The wolves don't have to play with the stones.
00:31:43If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:31:47Eggs have no business dancing with songs.
00:31:50You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate the most.
00:32:19What happened to your baby?
00:32:27Forget about it.
00:32:28Tell me.
00:32:31My pimp hit me in the stomach.
00:32:35My baby was delivered stillborn.
00:32:39Get off of me.
00:32:44Get off of me.
00:32:44Oh, you like this, do you?
00:33:00Oh, you like this, do you?
00:33:08It's called a gun.
00:33:11Grip, slide, breach, barrel, trigger.
00:33:17Now, this is the business end.
00:33:19You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:33:24Now, this is important. This is called your safety.
00:33:27You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:33:33But really, this is your number one safety.
00:33:43Are you hungry?
00:33:57Oh!
00:33:59Oh!
00:34:15Oh!
00:34:16Oh!
00:34:17Oh!
00:34:17Talk about shooting your lug.
00:34:35Look at this.
00:34:37This is a Hamilton night tag.
00:34:40These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:34:44This is weird.
00:34:45All these guys have got it.
00:34:53Don't even tell me.
00:34:55Do you know how many of our men he's bloody bagged now?
00:34:58Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:35:02Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:35:03Getting angry releases an enzyme,
00:35:06cheptophan hydroxylase,
00:35:07which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:35:10That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:35:12How do you know all that?
00:35:13My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:35:16Take me west side.
00:35:18I need to report in.
00:35:19I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:35:25No more arguments.
00:35:27I have to do this alone,
00:35:28and the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:35:30This is the only place I know you'll be safe.
00:35:36A tank?
00:35:37An M-24 tank.
00:35:39You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:35:41You're whacked.
00:35:42I am.
00:35:44I'm also serious.
00:35:46But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:35:48Don't worry.
00:35:49When I create a diversion,
00:35:50you climb inside.
00:35:52You should have enough of that baby food
00:35:53to last your couple of days.
00:35:55The pureed carrots are the best.
00:35:59Now, you know how to use those, right?
00:36:02Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:36:05That's not going to happen.
00:36:07There is no way to be sure.
00:36:11Yes, there is.
00:36:11You're the star.
00:36:29My star.
00:36:34Stop whining!
00:36:35If you don't behave,
00:36:37I am going to spank you!
00:36:38Stop whining!
00:36:40Stop it!
00:36:41I hate it when parents hit their children.
00:36:44Let go of my arm!
00:36:45Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:36:46I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:36:49How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:36:51Ow!
00:36:52Ow!
00:36:53See?
00:36:53Ow!
00:36:54Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:36:56Ow!
00:36:57Ow!
00:36:58Ow!
00:36:58Help!
00:36:59Help!
00:37:00Ow!
00:37:01Ow!
00:37:01What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:37:06It's not funny!
00:37:11So what you got on this all-star ground pounder?
00:37:27Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:37:30And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:37:33You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:37:35Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:37:37My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:37:43Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hemerson.
00:37:45In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:37:49So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:37:53Now, I've got an inside man in immigration working on which of these guys had sons.
00:37:57And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:38:00I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:38:03You got deadly!
00:38:07Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl.
00:38:09Sit.
00:38:11Yes.
00:38:12Now's your treat.
00:38:13Now you get your treat.
00:38:13My man has been running the name down, and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:38:21National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:38:23Olympic, hopeful.
00:38:24Recruited by the army.
00:38:25But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:38:31Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
00:38:34This leads me to a theory.
00:38:36Theory?
00:38:37A theory is bull nookies.
00:38:39All you got is a man with no name.
00:38:43Riding into town on a pale horse, dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:38:48A theory.
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:51Oh.
00:38:58Oh.
00:38:59Oh.
00:39:05Oh.
00:39:12Oh.
00:39:13Hurtz, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:39:24And it's got nothing to do with all that.
00:39:25Phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun.
00:39:29No, Hurtz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity.
00:39:36Where a poor man can become rich.
00:39:39And a pussy can become a tough guy.
00:39:43If he's got a gun in his hand.
00:39:48I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:39:52Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:39:55I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:39:59Hm.
00:40:03I want you to give this guy and the kid a dirt nap.
00:40:09Yes, sir.
00:40:13Right away, sir.
00:40:16Shh.
00:40:18Amore mio.
00:40:19Shh.
00:40:21Don't worry.
00:40:22Daddy will be back soon.
00:40:23Hold it!
00:40:41Hold it!
00:40:41Hold it!
00:40:44Well, well, well, well, Mr. Bunny, you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:40:52So do you.
00:40:53I promise to, uh, to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:40:58Forget it.
00:40:59Oh, boy.
00:41:12Hey, who trains you?
00:41:15Hm?
00:41:16NSA black ops?
00:41:17CIA?
00:41:18The army?
00:41:20Well, whoever.
00:41:21It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:41:23You think that's good?
00:41:24You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:41:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:41:29Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:41:30Hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:41:35But I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:41:38I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:41:43My God, what a tragedy.
00:41:46Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:41:48He starts shooting up the place.
00:41:50Oh, my God, what a shame that your wife and son were there, having their chicken nuggets.
00:42:04What's the matter?
00:42:05You don't like that story?
00:42:06What?
00:42:08Well, then why don't you tell me one, hm?
00:42:12Children's story, please.
00:42:14Oh, I know.
00:42:15Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:42:17Tell me the one about the baby.
00:42:20Maybe later.
00:42:22When I put you to sleep.
00:42:27Go, girl!
00:42:28Go, girl!
00:42:32Go, girl!
00:42:34Go, girl!
00:42:36Go, girl!
00:42:37Go, girl!
00:42:38Go, girl!
00:42:39Go, girl!
00:43:08Let's go.
00:43:38so what do you think of the second amendment now okay buddy drop your
00:43:46weapon think we got him
00:44:16god damn it smith so i found out he's trying to kill our baby who man named hamerson born with a
00:44:32silver spoon up his ass inherited the hammer firearms corporation from his old man and makes
00:44:37millions manufacturing weapons does this give you any new ideas about who needs oliver's bone marrow
00:44:43no it's okay little oliver
00:44:47it's him senator rutledge if he's elected president he'll put hamerson out of business
00:44:56it makes sense but how can you be sure mr goto guy called his men of final of babysitters the
00:45:02secret service calls their agents who guard vips babysitters it's him senator rutledge he's the
00:45:08guy that needs this baby so we contact this man and then we're safe it's over
00:45:13are you crazy this means that we've got hamerson and the whole of the u.s government after us
00:45:17i think you two have got to get out of town until i get the answers you'll never be safe
00:45:22they'll be watching the trains the bus stations and the airports so i think this is the safest way
00:45:27to get out of town i'm going to check all of this out and if everything's okay i'll get you before you
00:45:32board the bus but what if you don't get to us before we leave where should i get off
00:45:38i think it's better if i don't know what trust me i can't know
00:45:45smith do you really think this is gonna work just stick to the plan and everything will be all right
00:45:57run
00:46:00run
00:46:08Let's go.
00:46:38Let's go.
00:47:08Let's go.
00:47:38Let's go.
00:48:08Let's go.
00:48:38What in the hell is that?
00:48:57Oh, my God, that is twisted.
00:49:02That sick son of a bitch.
00:49:05Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
00:49:07It's time to go, little boy.
00:49:19Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
00:49:22Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
00:49:29Hello, is this Smith?
00:49:31That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
00:49:34Not a word about it anywhere.
00:49:37Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
00:49:40I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
00:49:42Now, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
00:49:45I want to see the senator.
00:49:48All right.
00:49:50He wants to see you, too.
00:49:52He's leaving for North Carolina, the primaries, in three days.
00:49:55You can fly with him.
00:49:57Runway seven, two hours.
00:49:58If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
00:50:03What were you doing in there?
00:50:20Cleaning my gun.
00:50:23Really?
00:50:25You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
00:50:27We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
00:50:30Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
00:50:32In the latest poll,
00:50:33Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner
00:50:36headed into the next week's secret to the primaries.
00:50:39He meets his rival by...
00:50:40I owe you my life.
00:50:46So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
00:50:50I heard about you.
00:50:51You look worse than you do on TV.
00:50:54Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
00:50:57And a lot of morphine.
00:50:58So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
00:51:06Very clever, Mr. Smith.
00:51:09Very clever.
00:51:10Simple.
00:51:11You're the Democratic frontrunner for president,
00:51:13and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
00:51:18Yes, well, if they're pissed now,
00:51:21wait until I'm elected president.
00:51:23We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there
00:51:25that we're going to have to set up just as many commissions.
00:51:28Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
00:51:31Unfortunately, you're sick, and the gun nuts has found out.
00:51:33They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
00:51:37They kill you by killing the babies.
00:51:39Correct.
00:51:39So, where's my savior?
00:51:48You know what I hate most?
00:51:50Liars.
00:51:51What the hell are you doing?
00:51:52You've made a deal with Hammerson.
00:51:53No, you're crazy.
00:51:54Am I?
00:51:54When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
00:51:57Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers,
00:51:59I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
00:52:01I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:02Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
00:52:05If he ever makes a day.
00:52:06Do you know what else I hate?
00:52:07You're hypocrites, and you're the biggest one of all.
00:52:11Do you blame him for selling out?
00:52:13His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
00:52:18You see, Rutledge called us, and he offered us a proposition
00:52:20that we had never dreamed was possible.
00:52:24In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
00:52:27To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
00:52:29Oh, come on, Smith.
00:52:30Come on.
00:52:32Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
00:52:36Back up!
00:52:37Back up.
00:52:38Back up or I'll kill him, please.
00:52:41I had to do it.
00:52:42I want to live.
00:52:43I am meant to be president.
00:52:45Yeah, well, you've got what it takes.
00:52:46If you put yourself before the people, I can still do good in other areas.
00:52:50How are you going to square it with the public?
00:52:52It is a constitutional right.
00:52:54Back off!
00:52:55Get back!
00:52:56I've come around to their way of thinking.
00:52:58Come around.
00:52:58They had you at hello.
00:52:59Let me give you a piece of advice.
00:53:03Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
00:53:06They're the bad guys.
00:53:07Come on, Smith.
00:53:08Don't be a fool.
00:53:08The game is over.
00:53:09You rolled the dice.
00:53:10You lost.
00:53:11Let him go.
00:53:41Smith, there's no escape.
00:53:42Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
00:53:45If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
00:53:50They'll be saved.
00:53:51Your assassination, Rutledge, will create public outrage and trigger immense support for your proposals.
00:53:57Your sympathy vote in the Congress will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
00:54:04Your legacy will live on.
00:54:08Don't do it!
00:54:08Then do it.
00:54:11Let me regain some honor.
00:54:13This is my honor.
00:54:20Son of a bitch.
00:54:23Son of a bitch!
00:54:24Son of a bitch!
00:54:28God damn it!
00:54:33It's for my love!
00:54:38It ought to be a lie.
00:54:41It's for my love!
00:54:43It ought to be a lie.
00:54:46Son of a bitch!
00:54:50Let's go!
00:55:20Everybody's coming!
00:55:31Everybody's coming!
00:55:43Everybody's coming!
00:55:48You got it!
00:55:50You got it!
00:56:20Don't move, Mr. Hero.
00:56:23Can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something. Bye-bye.
00:56:32Bye-bye.
00:56:35Bye-bye.
00:56:36Don't move, Mr. Hero.
00:56:38Can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something. Bye-bye.
00:56:44Bye-bye.
00:56:46Bye-bye.
00:56:48Bye-bye.
00:56:49Bye-bye.
00:56:50Bye-bye.
00:56:52Bye-bye.
00:56:53Bye-bye.
00:56:54Bye-bye.
00:56:56Bye-bye.
00:56:58Don't you worry Duchess
00:57:12This ain't gonna happen to you
00:57:14Not for a few years anyway
00:57:16Well, well, well, well, well
00:57:19Somebody gets to be smart
00:57:23And somebody gets to be dumb
00:57:25Looks like you and I have finally traded
00:57:28Places, huh, sport?
00:57:31Yes, indeed
00:57:32The circle of life
00:57:36The circle jerk of life
00:57:39Oh, you have such a way with words
00:57:41I want you to tell me
00:57:50Where the woman and the child are
00:57:53Tell me or I will be forced to cause you
00:57:56Considerable agony
00:57:58Believe me
00:57:59Nothing could be more painful than listening to you
00:58:03Jabbling on and on
00:58:04Again, I ask
00:58:11Where are the woman and child?
00:58:16That's the last time you'll be doing that
00:58:18Just tell me what I want to hear
00:58:23It's your choice when the pain stops
00:58:25Why are you doing this?
00:58:27It's over
00:58:28And shortly it will be
00:58:30You know, I really should thank you
00:58:34I just got to pick a contract because of you
00:58:38I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know
00:58:43What are you babbling on about now?
00:58:45You really think the people that employ me
00:58:48Were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt
00:58:51Killing the senator?
00:58:52There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing
00:58:54Haven't you heard the news?
00:58:57Hmm?
00:58:58The senator's plane crashed into the East River
00:59:00They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge
00:59:03So you see, once I silence you and the woman
00:59:05The cover-up will be complete
00:59:07So once again, I ask you
00:59:09Where are the woman and child?
00:59:11You know how I'll break your finger?
00:59:15My boy told me this when you'd punch me in the nose
00:59:17I'd kick you in the ass
00:59:19Very amusing
00:59:21I give that one the old thumbs up!
00:59:27What if it didn't get to us before we leave?
00:59:29Oh, I know your whole story
00:59:31That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant
00:59:34He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad
00:59:38You found out how your wife is
00:59:39You sold him the pair of shotguns
00:59:41You killed your own wife and boy
00:59:44I'm not telling you
00:59:46I'm a goddamn thing
00:59:48Where are you, Smith?
00:59:55Well, well, well, well
00:59:57Well, we're gonna need something
00:59:59A little more invasive
01:00:01Mm-hmm
01:00:30That gun's just fucking great, Hamasher.
01:01:00Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:01:30Oh, my God.
01:02:00Oh, yes siree, Bob. It certainly has been a pleasure.
01:02:06But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:02:10I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:02:15Say that again.
01:02:16I said I am dead...
01:02:18Stop!
01:02:20That part of it you got right.
01:02:30It's the wife.
01:02:55Oh, my honey.
01:03:05She's leaving me.
01:03:08You know what I really hate?
01:03:09Oh, my God.
01:03:25What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:03:38Oh, my God.
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:38Shh, don't worry, little boy.
01:04:56Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:04:58All of her.
01:05:16And love.
01:05:19What took you so long?
01:05:26All right, this is a robbery.
01:05:48That thief is your element.
01:05:51Everyone else, freeze.
01:05:52Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off.
01:05:55He said freeze.
01:05:56That means don't even pucker your butthole.
01:05:58That's right.
01:05:59No puckering.
01:06:00Nobody dies.
01:06:01You don't fucking move.
01:06:02I'm kind of in a rush here.
01:06:03Come on.
01:06:04You know what I hate?
01:06:05Shut up and sit on this, asshole.
01:06:07That's right.
01:06:08That's right.
01:06:08You heard it.
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:29No!
01:06:29No!
01:06:34No!
01:06:35No!
01:06:37No!
01:06:38Oh my god.
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