She Climbed The World's Tallest Tower, Now She's Stuck

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00:00Mountains? Ladies climbing beautiful mountains. Then getting down. No, not like that. I'm sorry

00:04guys, lockdown got me feeling lonely. Yeah, I know it's over, but I still don't go outside.

00:08Instead of improving our demographic statistics, this chick and her boy decide to decrease it by

00:12doing some adrenaline rushing activities. Oh look, there's another girl. Love triangle? Two girls and

00:16one boy? Never finish as well. Someone's going to sleep forever today. Trust me. Oops, the pretty

00:20boy got scared of a pigeon and almost fell. He tries to reach the rock, but his insurance goes

00:24loose. And yeah, they should have just Netflix and chilled. 51 weeks later, Becky, the girl who lost

00:29her husband, heals her soul with the devil's moonshine. She tries to call her husband Dan,

00:33but he's dead because he died. Desperate, she goes off to the bar where she finds her stalking dad.

00:37Come on, a long time's passed and he wants some grandchildren. Why can't you get with that

00:41bartender? Becky gets furious and tries to drive away, but this is not an R-rated movie. So she

00:45doesn't sit behind the wheel drunk and goes for a walk instead. Responsible. Back home, Becky tries

00:49to call Dan again, but his number has been disconnected because he's especially dead. Becky

00:53drinks tons of angry juice and takes vitamins until her friend calls. She's a guardian angel,

00:57nothing less. Her friend Hunter offers a great adventure, climbing an old dysfunctional TV tower.

01:02This monstrous massive tower reminds Becky of her ex. Kinda weird. So after a moment of doubt,

01:06she agrees. Girls hit the rough road. We find out Hunter has a mysterious boyfriend,

01:10and she's also a rising YouTube star. Relatable. Not the boyfriend part. We also discover this tower

01:14was previously the tallest thing in the US. Before Shaq was born, of course. Becky sees a nightmare

01:19with her boyfriend. Relatable. Not the boyfriend part. Girls wake up and drive to the tower.

01:22Hunter videotapes her vlog until being almost hit by a truck passing by. That's a good start.

01:26Now death won't get you. Doesn't hit one spot twice. The road to the tower finishes with the

01:30danger of death sign. Girls walk on foot until they encounter two griffins eating a half-asleep

01:34animal. Or is it half alive? I'm not positive. The girls shush the birds away. Classy vegans.

01:39I'm for the birds here. At least they're alive. Hunter films the action for YouTube. Being sarcastic.

01:42Here's a tip. Just put the girls in the thumbnail. Becky feels blue. The poor animal probably reminds

01:46her of Dan. Rippin' peas. And here's the 1800-foot ladder. Could you imagine climbing that thing?

01:51Becky feels scared too. So Hunter throws a motivational Andrew Tate speech at her. Works like a

01:55jar. Girls start climbing the tower. A dusty, rusty, huge thing no one has touched for more

01:59than 20 years. I know that all too well. Except mine isn't that long. We're talking about towers.

02:03The thing is shaky as hell. Plus, one of the bars crashes when Becky touches it. But they're

02:07halfway up. So it's time for a drink. Shot of tequila? And they're ready to continue.

02:111,800 feet have passed. And they're up. Finish? Not really. There are also 200 more feet of the

02:16external ladder. That's where things should get even cooler. But Becky is doubtful. Come on,

02:19don't you want to reunite with your husband? Too dark. Don't look down. Only up. Shouts Hunter.

02:23So she looks down. Freezing for a moment. Then, Hunter suggests singing some song. They

02:27start singing Lil Nas X. My favorite. It works for a moment, but the first obstacle clears. A big,

02:32rusty ear. Hunter passes it with flying colors, but Becky is slow. So Hunter shakes the ladder a bit

02:36to get her adrenaline going. A screw falls off, but who cares? This ladder's got at least a handful of

02:41them. Finally, Hunter reaches the top. Top of the world. She gives a hand to Becky. And that's when

02:45another screw falls off. Yeah, yeah. Call me when something exciting happens. The girls celebrate

02:48with stunning selfies. Filming the action with the drone. Hunter goes for the coolest shot,

02:52hanging on one hand and stuff. Great physics she's got. I took some powercore classes once

02:56after playing too much Assassin's Creed. Then I broke both my legs. Hunter insists that Becky

03:00should do the one hand hanging too. Great idea. I hope she's got her vitamins with an angry juice

03:04shot. Just when the hand starts slipping, Hunter picks her up. Darn it. Man, this is making me

03:08afraid of heights. Good thing I'm short. Then, Becky takes Dan's ashes and goes for the funeral speech.

03:12She spills the ashes. Very emotional. What is the worst thing about climbing a huge tower?

03:16Getting down, of course. Becky goes first. The ladder shanks, and that's when all the screws decide

03:20to protest. Sending the ladder on a free fall. Hunter barely catches the girl with her insurance

03:24and tries to pull her up. Finally, she's up. And the girls break into laughter. Almost died.

03:28So what's next? Joy is also my reaction to almost dying. Anyway, it takes them way too long to realize

03:33that you can't go down the ladder without the ladder. Amazing. 200 IQ moment. Luckily, the girls

03:37have phones. Phones that don't have a signal. The world without Starlink is depressing. Hurry it up,

03:42Elon. The girls study their pizza-sized platform. Looks like a five-star spot for booking. But

03:46without food and water, they will soon expire from dehydration. Though they do find binoculars in a

03:50flare. Better than nothing, I guess. Then, they realize a bag with their water supplies has fallen

03:54on that rusty ear. But Hunter is still optimistic. She believes someone must have totally heard the

03:58huge boom when the ladder crashed. And now everyone's calling the popo. That's the moment when

04:02Becky realizes she got her leg damaged. Those hypothetical couple of days they can survive

04:06slowly turns into a couple of hours. Hunter bandages her friend's leg, and the girls get comfy.

04:10You know what this means. Bear grills moment? Oh, never mind. The precious water is wasted.

04:14Becky asks why Hunter began YouTube in the first place. Well, you know it's the best platform for

04:18girls to promote their private page. You know, the one for fans. Only. Hunter says she did it after

04:23Dan was deleted to teach the world that life is short. Becky hears the name of her ex and gets

04:27triggered immediately. No chill. Five hours passed, and the girls use the time to spot an old RV and a

04:32bunch of griffins. I can see they're mad and seek revenge. The birds, that is. Suddenly, the girls get a

04:37brilliant idea. Post for help on Instagram and get the phone down with the rope, hoping to get some

04:41connection. Hunter gets as low as possible, hanging by one hand again. Show up.

04:44Actually, my group strength is that good too, but only in my right hand. What? I scroll with the

04:48left. They get the phone up and check it. No posting. Then they throw the phone down, making

04:52sure it doesn't crack by putting it in a shoe and a sock. Brilliant. Just one remark. Instead of

04:56posting on IG, tweet that you have one of the secret folders from that one politician's house.

05:01FBI will arrive in five minutes. Unfortunately, the shoe and sock are not enough. I agree. Nothing

05:05beats the real thing. I hope you guys get that. So, they enforce it with Hunter's push-up bra. Darn it.

05:10The one thing that was holding my attention this entire time will be much more difficult to continue now.

05:13A few hours later, Hunter spots some hobo walking around the tower with a dog. The girls try to get

05:18the man's attention, but he's Sigma and walks away. Then, Becky throws a shoe and another one. He

05:22spots it, but the size is not for him and he walks away. Classic Sigma behavior. Becky wants to shoot

05:26a flare, but Hunter considers it better to shoot it when it's dark since it's their only chance.

05:31They wait for dark and Becky gets time to inspect Hunter's strange tattoo on a leg. Then,

05:34she spots her envious sight. Seeing Dan and Becky dancing on a video. Sussy. I told you,

05:39two girls and one man never finish well. I, for one, finish fast. It's dark now. The girls shoot

05:44the flare and it works. Hobos spot them and go for help. You drive to the tower and spot Hunter's

05:48car. Oh, nice. A car and the owner is stuck on a tower. Well, you got it. They stole it,

05:52but maybe they took it to get some help. Let's remain optimistic. It's deep into the night and the

05:56annoying red light on top of the tower starts bleeping. Becky confronts Hunter about the tattoo.

06:00It says 143. Turns out it's what Dan used to say to Becky instead of, I love you. Imagine the epic

06:05fight girls can have at 2000 feet up. Well, it would probably last only a couple of seconds before

06:09they fall off together. At this point, I'd be happy with that conclusion. Anyway, Dan was clapping Hunter

06:14for four months behind Becky's back. Scandalous. But the girls decide not to fight on their epic

06:19pizza-sized platform. Maybe later when they get down. I mean, if. They keep talking about the messed up

06:23situation because what else can they do there? They say time goes fast with a pleasurable talk.

06:28So this one was long, like this darn tower. Finally, morning comes. It's officially been

06:3224 hours since they got stopped. Hunter realizes that she can try and reach the backpack down the

06:36car. It's got water and a drone they can use to call for help. So she goes for it. With furious

06:40Becky on top, it'll be double the fun. Slowly, Hunter slips down, but the rope is not enough to reach the

06:45bag. Then, she gets her insurance off and hangs by one hand. Her signature move, trying to reach the

06:49bag again. Doesn't work. So she swings to it and jumps, right on the ear. Wow, this thing is solid.

06:54Anyway, Hunter grabs the bag and drinks some water right in front of thirsty Becky.

06:57Just to make her a bit more jealous. Then, she realizes she can't reach the rope and get back.

07:02So she uses her selfie stick as a hook. Knew those things were good for something. She hangs the

07:05backpack and tries to reach the rope. Okay, now Becky will get the bag and call for help. Nah,

07:09Hunter will jump on the bag. Thirst is playing tricks on their brains. Another jump of hope is

07:13booming. And Becky pulls her back. Hunter almost reaches it, then slips. And the end. I mean,

07:18how could she survive this one? Joke's on you. She just landed on the bag. Whoa, this is so wrong in so

07:22many ways. Hunter hurt her hands badly. So it's a one-person job now. Becky pulls her up. The

07:27girls write the help message and send the drone offshore. But it's out of battery. So they get it

07:31back and it runs out of power, falling into Becky's hands. Nice catch. So, what's next? Is it time to

07:36weep quietly into the night? It's nighttime. Becky wakes up and doesn't find Hunter. Griffins fly

07:40around her. Those freaking birds. Never should have made them mad. She turns around and finds a

07:44sleeping Hunter getting eaten by the birds. Oh god, it was just a dream. Oh, but we're still stuck on

07:48this tower, aren't we? Oh yeah, that's real. They realize how to charge the drone. Turn off the annoying

07:52red bulb on top and stick the charger in an empty sock. It's Becky's turn to perform the magic. She

07:56goes up and tries to unscrew the bulb, but it's pretty hot. So she takes her shirt off to make us

08:00hot too. Finally, I got pretty cold after the push-up bra went off the screen. Becky unscrews

08:04the bulb and throws her wedding ring in the socket to reach the charging. It worked. Now, hang in there

08:08for a few hours to charge it full. She does it pretty well, but birds smell the medium-rare cooked

08:12vegan meat and attack her. And they never succeed. That's why we're on top of the food chain.

08:16Because we get on top of rusty towers instead of clapping. Go humans. Finally, the drone is charged

08:21and Becky gets down. Good old platform. They decide to wait a few more hours for 10am. The

08:25motel checkout time. Meanwhile, girls keep themselves busy by sharing some regrets. Becky regrets that

08:29she didn't listen to her dad and was rude to him. And Hunter regrets clapping her best friend's

08:33husband. You'll have time to apologize. Oh look, it's drone time. The drone goes pretty solid,

08:37but the passing by truck is even more solid. It gets the birdie down. These girls cannot catch a

08:41break. It's almost nighttime again. So Becky suggests that they should send another message with

08:44their phone. They could just put in Hunter's second shoe. Great idea. But guess what? Hunter is

08:48rip in peace. Dead from all the dying she did that time she fell off. She got smashed on the metal

08:52ear and was eaten by meat-eating birds. And Becky only imagined her friend was still alive because

08:57she was afraid to be all alone up there. Relatable. The storm is coming, so I guess Zeus will be the

09:01final boss. Becky records her last message to her dad. Another morning. Rise and shine, sleepy bird.

09:06Talking about birds. Why don't you start to eat your leg? But who's food here? We humans are on top.

09:10Becky catches the bird, claps it, and eats its fresh juicy meat. Then she goes down to Hunter. Writes a message on

09:15her phone, gets it in the shoe, then gets the shoe inside Hunter, and throws her body down. A

09:19sentence I never thought I'd write. The metal ear decides it's the best time to give up and starts

09:23falling off. Luckily, cops were already on the move. Dad comes to the tower on time to see the

09:27body bag zipped up. Jokes, it's just Hunter. Becky is alive and well, and will never mix vitamins with

09:31angry juice again. Moral of the story?

09:37I have no idea. Hello, I am once again asking for your subscriptional support. We're almost at 1 million.

09:42It's almost, you know, the-

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