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00:00Henry, how's your week been?
00:02Not a great week for me, sorry to say.
00:05Oh, yes, if you could represent sadness, because Henry cannot.
00:11Such a bad week.
00:13What went wrong this week, Henry?
00:15The family pet, the cat, became very unwell.
00:18Hetty and I, we had to make a difficult trip to the vet,
00:22where, sadly, the cat was executed.
00:27Definitely not the term they use.
00:29That's very sad.
00:31Would you like to sing a song to cheer us all up?
00:33Well, I would, yes, please.
00:35Yes, good.
00:36Yes, what's the song about?
00:37Well, you won't believe this, but recently,
00:39I've been really getting into this stuff.
00:41What's that, then? Chinese Five Spice?
00:43It is, yeah.
00:44Chinese Five Spice, okay.
00:45You're a fan, too.
00:46So, you're saying Henry Hoover wants to sing a song
00:48about Chinese Five Spice, is that correct?
00:49Yes, of course he does.
00:50Of course he does, yeah.
00:53Of course he does!
00:54This is on television, so...
00:56All right, good luck.
01:01If we want to put the microphone in there.
01:03I can't see.
01:04I know you can't see, Henry.
01:07Engage!
01:08Lovely.
01:09APPLAUSE
01:10Oh!
01:11Oh!
01:12Oh!
01:13Oh!
01:14Oh!
01:15Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh!
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:20Oh!
01:21Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:24One, two, three!
01:25Go on!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28It's the spice for me
01:29Chinese fire spice
01:32It's the only spice you need
01:34Chinese fire spice
01:37It's a super modern taste
01:39Cos you've got one, two, three, four, five, five, five
01:41And a smile on your face
01:43But what about cumin?
01:45No, it leaves me fuming
01:46Cardamon
01:47I don't wear cardigans
01:49Turmeric
01:49It makes me feel sick
01:51Masala
01:51I prefer banana
01:53What about cinnamon?
01:54I give it to the binnaman
01:56Tamarind
01:56It gives me the bad wind
01:58Nutmeg
01:59You're off your nutmeg
02:00Sporty spice
02:01Maves
02:01He's a naughty spice
02:03Chinese fire spice
02:05It's the spice for me
02:07Chinese fire spice
02:09I take two spoons in my tea
02:11Chinese fire spice
02:14Clean plate guarantee
02:15You've got one, two, three, four, five, five
02:19And a happy family
02:20Yes, you've got one, two, three, four, five, five
02:23And a happy family
02:26Five Spice
02:29Five Spice
02:30Henry Hoover
02:31The Horn Section Television Program
02:35A two-hour special
02:36Thursday, the 24th of May
02:38Only on Dave
02:39No warten
02:51Manning
02:52No
02:55Point