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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep.
00:00:18Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad.
00:00:27Um, I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong guy!
00:00:57I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07You know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:17What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:25It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:41What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:01:56What the hell?
00:01:56What the hell?
00:01:57You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:15Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:25I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever...
00:02:42Something wrong?
00:02:45Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:51Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35eating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:44Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:52I didn't.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:18If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:32I'll be fine.
00:04:33I'll be fine.
00:04:33You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:48It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01Oh, man.
00:05:20Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:23Oh.
00:05:23When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:33I was not checking you out.
00:05:35That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:42Stop calling me kid.
00:05:53You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:06This is a small kickback.
00:06:09Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:12Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:21And neither do you.
00:06:22Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:25He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:28Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:32This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:43You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:47I don't have another choice.
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:58Fine.
00:06:59Have your kickback.
00:07:01Or not.
00:07:02Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:05I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:13Who is that?
00:07:15No.
00:07:16I'm going to kill you?
00:07:22Count your days, slut?
00:07:24It's not a big deal.
00:07:25I can explain.
00:07:27This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:28Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:33Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:36That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:38It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:07:41Your choice.
00:07:50You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:54I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:57Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:02You better not show your face in there.
00:08:04I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:15Promise to Mark.
00:08:25Whoa.
00:08:26Who's this?
00:08:28Bob Grandpa?
00:08:29Grandpa?
00:08:30He's hotter than you, mate.
00:08:33Huh?
00:08:36Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:44Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:46Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:49And rich dad means...
00:08:51Fancy alcohol!
00:08:53Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:02I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:05Duh.
00:09:06Couldn't miss it.
00:09:09It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:12Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:17Thanks, Heather.
00:09:19Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:27I guess this bottle and the gallon makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:35Harper?
00:09:35Forget Harper.
00:09:40Hang out with me.
00:09:42I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:51Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:53Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:57Talk or...
00:09:58No talk.
00:09:59You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:03For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:04Sorry, ladies.
00:10:07I don't like my women.
00:10:09Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:19He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:21I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:34Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:39Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:43Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:46Ew!
00:10:47Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:49You're, you're like...
00:10:50You're school royalty.
00:10:52Thanks.
00:10:53You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:58We're...
00:10:59We're friends?
00:11:00Of course!
00:11:01I have to pee.
00:11:05Wait for me?
00:11:06Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:07I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:09What dirt can I find?
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:20Oh, this is gold.
00:11:33Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:39Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:50I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:13The hell!
00:12:20Attention, everybody!
00:12:22Hello!
00:12:24You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:37Let's see.
00:12:39Dear diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:44Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:47Aw, Harper.
00:12:50Daddy issues much?
00:12:55No!
00:12:56I just need to give it back!
00:13:01Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:05That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:09And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:14You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:20Harper, that is so nasty!
00:13:23No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:25Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:28There's all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on.
00:13:31That's cool guy down.
00:13:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:46Fuck this.
00:14:16Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:29You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:33Come to her party.
00:14:37Take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:41It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:43The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:53First, that's enough.
00:14:55Let her go.
00:14:58One last...
00:15:01What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:05You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:09Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:10Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:14If you mess with her again...
00:15:17Fuck you up.
00:15:21Harper literally just perl.
00:15:23I don't give a fuck.
00:15:24Everyone out.
00:15:26The fuck out.
00:15:27What the hell was that?
00:15:38What the hell was that?
00:15:39She hurt you.
00:15:56Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:58Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:00You're crying.
00:16:08Why are you crying?
00:16:09I won't understand.
00:16:11Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:13They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid.
00:16:19I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:22You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:23I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:24And she's the queen of our...
00:16:25I said stop.
00:16:29I said stop.
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:34We'll find you another school.
00:16:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:37Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:41Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:43I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:48I told you...
00:16:50to stop calling me that.
00:16:53And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:16:59Oh, yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid...
00:17:04What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:11Sorry, kid.
00:17:12That's my gun.
00:17:14You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:20You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:46What?
00:17:54God.
00:18:01What?
00:18:08What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:14No.
00:18:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:19It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:20He's gonna be back in every second.
00:18:30You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:36I don't want to...
00:18:37I don't want to play.
00:18:38What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:40Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:42You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:47I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:53Uncuff me.
00:18:57What are your manners?
00:19:01Say please.
00:19:01I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:10Give me the key.
00:19:17What the...
00:19:18You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:20Are you ready to listen?
00:19:22Like a good little girl?
00:19:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:30Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:39So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:45I can take care of my...
00:19:47Rule number two.
00:19:49No talking back.
00:19:51I am the last guy.
00:19:53You want to piss off?
00:20:00Rule number three.
00:20:04Don't start any games.
00:20:06You're not ready to play.
00:20:23So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:29My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:31And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:40You can have your privacy.
00:20:42Until sunset.
00:20:45What does that mean?
00:20:49You have curfew.
00:20:51Ah!
00:21:01How's my daughter?
00:21:14Um, hot.
00:21:16What was that?
00:21:18Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:20Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:21That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:24Is she back from class?
00:21:25She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:27Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:31She's fine, Mark.
00:21:32Good.
00:21:33You're my best friend.
00:21:34You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:43You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:45Give me some time.
00:21:55Stop my driving.
00:21:57Open my heart.
00:22:00Give me some time.
00:22:03Listen to the world.
00:22:05Open my heart.
00:22:06You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:24Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:42Filming? Filming what?
00:22:45Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:50I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location's here. So step aside before I make you.
00:22:56Nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:01Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:06He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:13Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.
00:23:25I tried to stop him.
00:23:28No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:34It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:38Class my ass. Is that what you want to-
00:23:40You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:43Chris, stop!
00:23:44Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:47Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:50You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:53That is enough!
00:24:09These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:11Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:13Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:14No one's going to see these. Deleting them.
00:24:17What? That is art!
00:24:20Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:27See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:33Your choice.
00:24:33Camera it is.
00:24:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:43You asshole!
00:24:45If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:51You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:54What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:56I'm leaving.
00:25:02Now.
00:25:10So first you stalked me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:14I did it for your own good.
00:25:16You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:20You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:24You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:27Like a piece of meat.
00:25:30My classmate?
00:25:31It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:37Jealous?
00:25:39Jealous?
00:25:44You're cute, Harper.
00:25:45I'll give you that.
00:25:47And those things you do?
00:25:49They're cute, too.
00:25:51You know what's not cute?
00:25:54Me jealous.
00:25:56Now, you were right.
00:25:57I'm in some shady business, and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:02But you better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:08In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:15You just called me Harper instead of a kid.
00:26:21Just admit that you want me.
00:26:29What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:31There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:36Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:39You know what, Chris?
00:26:39You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:41Fine.
00:26:42But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:45Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:48So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:54No.
00:26:56Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:58Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:26:59Ew!
00:27:01That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:04He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:07And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:10I don't know.
00:27:11But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:14Um, wait.
00:27:16You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:19Think about it.
00:27:23What?
00:27:25We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:27The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:30So that's step one.
00:27:31Hmm.
00:27:32You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:35He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:37Yeah, right.
00:27:38Jealous of me?
00:27:39I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:41He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:46Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:48Jealous over you.
00:27:50It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:54So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:59Until he snaps.
00:28:00And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:03And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:11Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:13Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:16Because I get what I want.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:29Sexy outfit.
00:28:30Check.
00:28:32Popcorn.
00:28:32Check.
00:28:33The notebook.
00:28:34The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:37Check.
00:28:37What do you want?
00:28:49Are you done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:52Um, popcorn?
00:28:54Harper, you idiot.
00:28:56Seduce him.
00:28:57I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:03But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:07Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:09I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:11Your pulse is racing.
00:29:14What's going on?
00:29:15Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:19Uh, no, I just, I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's hard.
00:29:27Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:41Uh, what about your date?
00:29:45But what about your date?
00:29:57Jake.
00:29:58Please, Jake.
00:30:01Jake, Jake.
00:30:02How are you not crying?
00:30:10This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:12Because it's not real.
00:30:15This is ridiculous.
00:30:17No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:21It's true love.
00:30:24There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:26Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:30Or.
00:30:32Maybe.
00:30:35You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:38And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:48What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:59Now, come on.
00:31:00Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:02Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:09I'm not a toy.
00:31:10I'll ruin you.
00:31:11Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:15As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:22Not a lie.
00:31:23You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:25And I'm too much for you, kiddo.
00:31:28You can't handle me.
00:31:31Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:39I don't kiss.
00:31:40And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:44Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:45No.
00:31:47I don't think you are.
00:31:48What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:54Not anymore.
00:31:56And even when you were a woman, I never loved you.
00:32:04Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:09I'm sorry.
00:32:10I love you.
00:32:11This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:16You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:25Not be seduced by him.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:32I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36You're late, big daddy.
00:32:38But you sound pissed.
00:32:41So I'll wait.
00:32:43You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:45Not tonight.
00:32:47Busy.
00:32:48Busy?
00:32:51Never for me, you're not.
00:32:53When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:57Are you with another woman?
00:32:59Woman?
00:32:59No.
00:33:03Not a woman.
00:33:05Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:08Not this guy.
00:33:18Lose my number.
00:33:27Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:30Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:32She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:53Kid.
00:33:53Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:33:58This is fine.
00:34:04To stay.
00:34:10Damn it, Harper.
00:34:18I don't know.
00:34:19I don't know.
00:34:20I'm coming for my iPadいる.
00:34:20I do not know.
00:34:20You never loved her, sweetheart.
00:34:22I don't know.
00:34:23I don't know.
00:34:24I don't know.
00:34:26What a game.
00:34:27I do not know.
00:34:27You know if you're trying to fill me up
00:34:57You should probably have your hand inside my pants
00:34:59Oh my god did we have sex
00:35:03Oh my god did we have sex
00:35:06I slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:08His business partner
00:35:10I'm a dead girl walking
00:35:12No but
00:35:14We might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:17So
00:35:21So we didn't
00:35:23No
00:35:24Because you're still alive
00:35:27Trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:30One night with me is one you wouldn't survive
00:35:33You don't know that
00:35:34Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:38Oh yeah
00:35:40Explain that
00:35:41That's morning wood sweetheart
00:35:44Don't get your hopes up
00:35:47We're not on a nickname basis
00:35:48You're just some
00:35:50Guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:53Is that what you tell all the guys
00:35:57To get them to sleep with you
00:35:58Is that how you ask all the guys
00:36:02To sleep with you
00:36:03What's wrong
00:36:10Not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:13I am going to go for a cock-a-walk
00:36:15I'm going to go for a walk
00:36:18With my friend
00:36:20Thanks for watching me sleep
00:36:23Bye
00:36:23This all
00:36:34Time for
00:36:35That's all
00:36:40Oh
00:36:43Is that so
00:36:46Do you
00:36:47guys
00:36:47Wait
00:36:48I'm going to go for a minute
00:36:49I'm going
00:36:50and I'm gonna go for a minute
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:11Struggling much?
00:37:21I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:43I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:48Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:51You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:53Uh, that's not...
00:38:00No underwear?
00:38:08That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:12What are you gonna do?
00:38:15Punish you.
00:38:16Punish you.
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:27What do I know?
00:38:31You don't know me?
00:38:32I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:41Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:44I'd say do your worst.
00:38:47I'd say do your worst.
00:38:48I'm sorry.
00:39:05I can't let this happen.
00:39:06What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:07You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:16But... but what about...
00:39:18There's no buts.
00:39:21Can't let this happen again.
00:39:22You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:41You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:49That was part of the plan!
00:39:51I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:54Was it...
00:39:56Big?
00:39:58So big.
00:40:00Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:03It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:08Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:11Like... BDSM?
00:40:12The whole nine yards.
00:40:14Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:16My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:19Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:22Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:26Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:30Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:31Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:51Stop messing with that.
00:40:53You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:56You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:58How else are you going to woo your man?
00:40:59He's not my man.
00:41:02I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:04Ew! Leave, Brian! She doesn't want to speak to you!
00:41:06You still letting this loser make your decisions for you? Harps? Huh?
00:41:16What do you want, Brian?
00:41:17What do you want, Brian?
00:41:18Just five minutes.
00:41:19Fine.
00:41:20But, Harpard, are you sure?
00:41:21It's okay.
00:41:22Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:23Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:24I'm sorry.
00:41:25I'm sorry.
00:41:26I'm sorry.
00:41:27But, Harpard, are you sure?
00:41:28It's okay.
00:41:29Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:30I'm sorry.
00:41:31I'm sorry.
00:41:32I'm sorry.
00:41:33Please.
00:41:34I'm sorry.
00:41:35I'm sorry.
00:41:36Where the fuck is this?
00:41:37where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:41:52i want to get back together you cheated on me i deserve better brian
00:42:06and it's not going to be from you but that was months ago huh haven't you already got your
00:42:12payback yet this isn't about payback i've moved on and you should too
00:42:18what do you mean moved on hmm you you're you fucking other guys you slut
00:42:26no no no no no no no no let me see them let me see how you're fucking other guys show me
00:42:34show me let go of me there's the most handsome man at the gala i was hoping i'd run into you
00:42:42a drink i don't have time for this you still owe me for our canceled plans you know that's
00:42:49not happening ever are you fucking breaking up with me me we were never a thing to begin
00:42:57with babe get the fuck out of my way before i ruin you it's not a threat it's a fact
00:43:03you'll regret this christopher but i'm not gonna come after you
00:43:13i'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:17help me help why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:26stop it that's enough oh good girl
00:43:30you are gonna regret that you bitch i don't think she will actually
00:43:35that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:38and this next one is because this suit is a dior custom you just made me rip it asshole
00:43:44oh you okay
00:43:47take her you psychopath she's fucking used goods anyways
00:43:53stop it you're gonna kill him good he's not worth it let's go
00:44:09if you contact her if you go anywhere near her i'll finish the job i promise
00:44:16let's go
00:44:18fuck
00:44:38chris you almost killed him
00:44:42should we call 9-1-1
00:44:44seriously harper
00:44:46he tried to hurt you you still care about him
00:44:49i handled myself just fine
00:44:51and if i wasn't there to save your ass what would have happened
00:44:53you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:08you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:12so you're the little slut that chris wants to play with now
00:45:24let's see who you are
00:45:29do we have to do this what does swimming have to do with self-defense
00:45:45doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim
00:45:48your dad wants me to keep you safe so yes we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:45:57i'm gonna throw up
00:46:10breathe
00:46:14you can do this
00:46:17you can do this
00:46:21i'm right here
00:46:45don't focus on the water just look at me
00:46:48it's not hard to do
00:46:55it's okay it's okay i got you
00:47:11it's okay
00:47:13you're fine
00:47:20you're fine harper
00:47:22just breathe
00:47:29just keep breathing
00:47:30how are you feeling
00:47:33fine
00:47:41just insanely distracted
00:47:44ready for the next step
00:47:47i don't know if i'm ready
00:47:54i'll hold your hand the whole time
00:47:57i thought you didn't make love
00:48:02what
00:48:04oh my god
00:48:07oh my god you're talking about swimming
00:48:11you're talking about swimming
00:48:14what goes on in that head of yours
00:48:19i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:23i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:28i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:29i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:30i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:31i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:32i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:33i want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:34i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:35i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:36i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:37i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:38i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:39i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:40i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:41i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:42i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:43i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:44i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:45i want you to get used to be underwater
00:48:46i want you to be underwater
00:48:47Harper! Harper! Harper!
00:48:55What happened? What happened?
00:48:57You blacked out. You're okay. You're okay.
00:49:01Sorry. I'm sorry.
00:49:04You're right.
00:49:07You did amazing.
00:49:10You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:11You did this.
00:49:12It's okay.
00:49:18We'll try again and more.
00:49:20Just kiss me.
00:49:23Your dad won't like this.
00:49:26Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:31If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:33I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:36I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:39Just say you don't want me.
00:49:42Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:55I want you.
00:49:57And I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:05You're very like me.
00:50:06You're very like me.
00:50:06You're very like me.
00:50:10What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:18We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crotchets.
00:50:21Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:24I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:27So you are a grandpa?
00:50:29Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:30Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:36No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:42I'm going to shout.
00:50:53Harper, what are you doing?
00:50:56So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:08Running a daycare.
00:51:10Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:15Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:18Yes. I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:23I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:27And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:29He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:34Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:39Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:43Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:47You've been tracking him?
00:51:49What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:51The same kind he is.
00:51:54Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:08Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:52:09It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:14Just all around...
00:52:16not intense enough for him.
00:52:19Not intense enough?
00:52:22Yeah, well...
00:52:24Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:26Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:31I mean, look at you.
00:52:32You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:36You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:39Don't call me that.
00:52:43You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:47He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:49Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:52Choke you out.
00:52:53None of that.
00:52:55Kissing.
00:52:56Pillow talk.
00:52:57Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:05He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:07He actually lives here with me.
00:53:09You're going to scare me.
00:53:12Ah!
00:53:20Help!
00:53:21Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:26Help me, Mom!
00:53:27Help!
00:53:28Help, I can't swim!
00:53:29Help, I can't swim!
00:53:59Help, I can't swim!
00:53:59Help!
00:54:00Help!
00:54:00Help!
00:54:00Help!
00:54:00Help!
00:54:01Help!
00:54:02Help!
00:54:02Help!
00:54:03Help!
00:54:03Help!
00:54:04Help!
00:54:04Help!
00:54:05Help!
00:54:05Help!
00:54:06Help!
00:54:06Help!
00:54:07Help!
00:54:07Help!
00:54:08Help!
00:54:08Help!
00:54:09Help!
00:54:09Help!
00:54:10Help!
00:54:10Help!
00:54:11Help!
00:54:12Help!
00:54:13Help!
00:54:14Help!
00:54:15Help!
00:54:16Help!
00:54:17Help!
00:54:18Help!
00:54:19Help!
00:54:20Help!
00:54:21Help!
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00:54:25Help!
00:54:26Help!
00:54:27Help!
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:47Harper! Harper!
00:54:51Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay.
00:54:53You're sick. You're sick.
00:54:55I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:57I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:59Oh, you're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:02You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:05Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:07I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:10It's pathetic.
00:55:11Homewreck?
00:55:14Harper could never homewreck Esmalama.
00:55:18She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:22I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:25We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:28She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:33Killed me harder.
00:55:39I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:44I don't love you.
00:55:46And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:53She's fine.
00:55:54She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:04What are you doing?
00:56:07Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:12and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:17You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:24You got that?
00:56:26Are you threatening me?
00:56:28No.
00:56:29I'm telling you.
00:56:30Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:35Get out of here.
00:56:37Wait.
00:56:38Please, don't.
00:56:40I'll do anything.
00:56:41Please.
00:56:41What are you doing?
00:56:42What are you doing?
00:56:55Chris, no!
00:56:57Wait!
00:56:58Wait!
00:56:58I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:22She will not bother you again.
00:57:25I swear.
00:57:26Don't worry about it.
00:57:28I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:37I never dated her.
00:57:40We weren't a thing.
00:57:43A lot of brain to her.
00:57:44Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:53Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:58She said that...
00:57:59That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:06That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:17That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:20Satisfy you.
00:58:22In bed.
00:58:27That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:31You'd never be able to handle you.
00:58:32That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:40That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:42That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:43But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:45But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:48I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:50When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:02And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:10What did you regret?
00:59:12Not doing this sooner.
00:59:13I don't care.
00:59:24I don't care.
00:59:33I don't care.
00:59:36I'm sorry.
00:59:36I don't care.
00:59:40I'm sorry.
00:59:40I'm sorry.
00:59:42What the hell am I doing?
00:59:46Why did you stop again?
00:59:48You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:51Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:53I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get out.
00:59:58This isn't about Mark.
00:59:59It's about you and me.
01:00:01So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:07I'm too dangerous.
01:00:08So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:18It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:20There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:25It's because you're a coward.
01:00:27You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:29Just admit it.
01:00:30You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:32Just be a man and own it.
01:00:34It's not true.
01:00:35Don't!
01:00:36You're a psycho.
01:00:38I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:54Morning.
01:00:57Bagel?
01:00:58I'm not hungry.
01:01:02You need to eat.
01:01:03You need to eat.
01:01:08No.
01:01:13What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:23Are we even now?
01:01:26You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:30What's wrong, ghetto?
01:01:32I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:33You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:48Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:52Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:55I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:02Promise.
01:02:10Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:12Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:17Nope.
01:02:19And he's never going to.
01:02:20Huh?
01:02:21I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:24Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:27Oh, hey.
01:02:29Hey.
01:02:30Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:32Okay?
01:02:32You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:36And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:39Stop moping.
01:02:40Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:48Hey.
01:02:48Hey.
01:02:49Hey.
01:02:50Hey.
01:02:51Hey.
01:02:52Hey.
01:02:58Wow.
01:02:59How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:01Like a million hours?
01:03:03Who the fuck cares?
01:03:05We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:11Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:20I think I hear them coming.
01:03:36Let's go.
01:03:38One last touch.
01:03:47Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:03:56Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:58Huh?
01:03:59What?
01:04:00No, no, no, no, my final project.
01:04:07How am I going to graduate?
01:04:08Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:14Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:20Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:26Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:28Don't say that.
01:04:31It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:35Did you do this?
01:04:41Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:47We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:49You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:51Guess what?
01:04:52You have no proof.
01:04:54Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:57That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:02Harper.
01:05:03There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:05Professor, I can explain.
01:05:09Harper.
01:05:10Is this your work?
01:05:13It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:17We have to fail Harper.
01:05:19It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:21Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:26In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:30Wait, what?
01:05:31Who would buy this crap?
01:05:33I would.
01:05:45Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:48I would.
01:05:51It's you.
01:05:52You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:56Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:58Don't you know who this is?
01:06:00Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:03There's no way.
01:06:05That's okay, Professor.
01:06:06Not everyone has taste.
01:06:11How much for this painting?
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:13Our starting price is $18.
01:06:18Done.
01:06:19Wait, $1,800?
01:06:20You can study at this school or not.
01:06:21We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:25You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting
01:06:39in his bank account?
01:06:42Here's two mil.
01:06:43What?
01:06:44Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:06:46Whatever it is you need to get.
01:06:48For Harper's sake.
01:06:49Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:52Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:55Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:58Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:01Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:03Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:06Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:10My father still runs this university.
01:07:13Money runs this university.
01:07:15And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see
01:07:20this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:22You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:26Professor, you can't.
01:07:28Please.
01:07:29Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:32No, wait, Professor.
01:07:33Not so fast.
01:07:34What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:39Oh!
01:07:40No!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:48I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:51Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:54Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough
01:07:59for me.
01:08:00I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:02No stresses, though.
01:08:04Wait, what, huh?
01:08:06I...
01:08:18No stress!
01:08:19This is gristache, you asshole!
01:08:21You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:24What was it that you two said?
01:08:26Oh, right.
01:08:27Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:29The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:32You're being suspended.
01:08:33Let's go!
01:08:34Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:35They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:36Let's go!
01:08:37Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:38I'll see you later.
01:08:39Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:40Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:41That's $18,000.
01:08:42Seriously?
01:08:43I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:08:46What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:08:53He, um...
01:08:54I mean, I...
01:08:55I was an idiot.
01:08:56And I'm sorry, but I think this might help.
01:08:58Show you how much I want you.
01:08:59I want you...
01:09:02That I don't want to fix...
01:09:04And I'm sorry about you.
01:09:05You'll have to care for what I wasn't saying you know it.
01:09:07um...
01:09:08I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:15I mean, I...
01:09:18I mean, I...
01:09:21But I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:39A blindfold?
01:09:42I want you, Harper. I want to do things to you.
01:09:48Bad things.
01:09:52But only if you want me to.
01:09:56I do.
01:10:08Why'd we stop?
01:10:10I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:13I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:16Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:21And I'll wait for you.
01:10:26Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:33Harper!
01:10:35Harper!
01:10:36Hello, Earth to Harper. You need to look at this.
01:10:40Can it wait, Maria? I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:46No, no. That's what I need to tell you about.
01:10:49Harper, look.
01:10:50You've got the facts.
01:10:52I swear.
01:10:53The guns and the money, it's not just for show.
01:10:56Harper, he's dangerous.
01:10:58You need to move out now.
01:10:59You can't keep living with him.
01:11:02I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:03Harper!
01:11:04Taxi?
01:11:06For Harper?
01:11:07Who are you?
01:11:08Hey, let go of me!
01:11:09Stop it!
01:11:10Just...
01:11:10Please!
01:11:11Please!
01:11:15Please!
01:11:16Please let me go.
01:11:17If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:20Harper, Harper!
01:11:22Please, please let me go.
01:11:33If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:43Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:46We broke up.
01:11:48We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:50You psycho!
01:11:51He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:56He humiliated me!
01:11:58But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:02He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:04Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:07Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:12Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:15No.
01:12:16No.
01:12:17You can just watch.
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No, no, no.
01:12:22No, no!
01:12:23A trap?
01:12:41What the hell?
01:12:43Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:02I hope you don't mind.
01:13:06I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:10Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:14Okay, crap.
01:13:20I can explain.
01:13:21You're gonna explain.
01:13:23But first...
01:13:25You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:28Is that text a prank?
01:13:32Harper's in trouble.
01:13:33We need to go.
01:13:33Okay.
01:13:33Can we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Graham?
01:13:41Hmm?
01:13:43Should we make him watch?
01:13:45Hmm?
01:13:48Oh!
01:13:49Looks like he's here.
01:13:51Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:13:56Huh?
01:13:57Mm-hmm.
01:13:58Get ready, boys.
01:14:12I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:21That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:23What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:43What?
01:14:43Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:14:45Let me go, I-I-I'll leave all the-
01:14:54I already told you once.
01:14:55You should have listened to me then.
01:15:00I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:02Ah!
01:15:10Calling all units A211-675-8.
01:15:12Are you okay?
01:15:22Did he hurt you?
01:15:24Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:28You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:30When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:32I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:34Would someone
01:15:41like to tell me
01:15:43what the fuck is going on?
01:15:48Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:15:50It's okay.
01:15:52I'll handle it.
01:15:52I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:15:54Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:15:57I want an answer now
01:15:58before I-
01:15:58before I kill him!
01:15:59No, dad!
01:16:00Look,
01:16:01I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:05But?
01:16:06Deep down,
01:16:07I know that
01:16:08you just want me to be safe.
01:16:16Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:18Please don't be mad.
01:16:19You're wrong about that.
01:16:24It's not deep down.
01:16:26It is the most important thing to me,
01:16:29your happiness.
01:16:32If that means being with Chris,
01:16:35then he better not screw this up.
01:16:38Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:39I believe you.
01:16:43You keep her safe.
01:16:48With my goddamn life.
01:17:05Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:08Yes.
01:17:09Yes, daddy.
01:17:24Say it.
01:17:27Yes, daddy.
01:17:33I want you to beg for it.
01:17:34I want you to fuck me, honey.
01:17:51Stop teasing.
01:17:53I want you now.
01:17:55I want you to beg for it.
01:17:57I want you to beg for it.
01:17:59I want you to beg for it.
01:18:00Daddy,
01:18:02say it.
01:18:04Or I'll punish you.
01:18:17Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:18I want you to beg for it.
01:18:25Are you sure about that?
01:18:39No.
01:18:40You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:18:57You can either uncuff me or fuck me.
01:19:10You know I'm dangerous, or it's your mind.
01:19:24Do your worst, Daddy.
01:19:40Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:19:52I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:00You're different.
01:20:10Ready for round five?
01:20:20Stop it.
01:20:20I'm sore.
01:20:22Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:25What if I don't?
01:20:29What was that?
01:20:30Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:33Honey, you home?
01:20:34Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:35Come in for home!
01:20:40I told you I was busy.
01:20:42This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:46If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:20:49Okay, I will.
01:20:50Can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:07Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:09No, please keep them covered.
01:21:12I want to give a speech.
01:21:14And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:16I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:19You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:23Just get on with it.
01:21:25What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part,
01:21:29it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:37And for me to be...
01:21:39Vulnerable?
01:21:41Yeah.
01:21:42But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:21:46I was doomed.
01:21:48You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:21:50And I want to be around you.
01:21:53Forever.
01:21:53So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:05I'm moving you in there.
01:22:11As a graduation present.
01:22:14And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:20Only if you want to.
01:22:25Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:29Are you serious?
01:22:31What's wrong?
01:22:33Is it tacky?
01:22:35I liked it.
01:22:36I thought...
01:22:36Deal!
01:22:37Deal!
01:22:42But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:45Which is?
01:22:46You have to move in there with me.
01:22:47Deal.